Thursday, September 29, 2011

It's an official Slut Off!

Gamma World:

"You have -1 to movement because you are lazy" GM
"You have -20 to credit checks" Gooey McSticky Pants

"Lashing creepers is what the women think about when he's in bed" Plant Man

"If you end your turn next to Oreo you take damage" GM
"24/7 PMS" Oreo

"I don't know what exactly was said, but I'd by a book by him" GM

"Don't want no lotion" Plant Man
"I would like to slap him on the ass before we leave" Gooey McSticky Pants
"The pot you mean" Plant Man

"I feel like my lips are too small for this glass"  Plant Man

"That donut dick you chugged" Plant Man
"I only ate the foreskin" GM
"Not her exact words" Plant Man

"Do you want spit or no spit?" Plant Man
"What orifice is your spit from?" GM

"I will attack him with vondarr the giant vulcanized dildo of justice!!" Gooey McSticky Pants
"Life is tender, vulcanize your member" GM

"What is the robot equivalent of bloodied?" Linguini
"Bloodied" GM
"Greasy" Linguini
"Oily" Gooey McSticky Pants

"I like black log...ers" Gooey McSticky Pants

"I'm concerned, I typed Roborectum into bing but a lot of the sites that came up have hamsters" Gooey McSticky Pants

"Oh god! that's what a hamster looks like after its been up a butt!" Gooey McSticky Pants

"We've all had a finger up our butts at least once" Gooey McSticky Pants
"What, a hamster?" Plant Man
"No, a finger" Gooey McSticky Pants

"It's the P-Team.... Pants plus plants!" Plant Man




Exalted:

"The mega shark jumps from the water to catch the flying fly" GM
"Oh I would give him such indigestion from the inside.  I doubt he could perfect dodge a kick to the pancreas" Zuko

"I have an angry weasel...... MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!"  Ioni

"I had to mute you cuz I was busy talking to people at my house" GM
"How many people are at your house?" Zuko
"Just the one" GM
"How many personalities are at your house?" Ioni
"Just the six" Kadon

"Heave to and you will not be harmed!" Kadon
"We have Candy" Zuko
"Giant Robot Candy... in the van" Ioni

"Every time we come up against something that changes mid-situation you always blame Gavin.  Why is that?" Ioni
"Ioni, you weren't here" Zuko
"Thank you Ioni!" GM

"I just assumed you'd ride Kadon" GM
"I wish you hadn't said that" Kadon

"You are abusing my ice weasel to use the word dapper" Ioni

"I'm sorry, say that again?  I'm having trouble hearing you over the sirens" GM
"Yeah, I'm busy killing grandma's over here" Ioni
"Stop that!" GM

"As you are wandering about doing whatever you do to keep moral up" GM
"Among other things" Ioni
"I'll give you a hing, it rhymes with ducking" Zuko

"Boobs make everything possible.  Ask your room mate!" Ioni
"That was at you GM" Zuko
"Uh no.  That's out of left field" GM
"Oh, just ask her!" Ioni

"Surprise pussy!" Kadon

"Gavin's eyes come up and meets Kadons" GM
"Oh no.." Kadon
"Wait... Do... I .... See....This...?" Zuko
"Yes" Galby
"Paralyzing touch! ON KADON!" Zuko
"Authority radiating stance!" Kadon
"Perfect mental defense! Paralyzing touch!" Zuko
"My slut honor has been tarnished!" Ioni

"Penis cozy" Kadon
"Penis warmer?  Penis chafing dish?" Zuko

"I put Gavin to shame!  I'll have you know that!" Ioni
"Huh?" GM
"He offended my slut honor!" Ioni

"I'm pretty close to being able to parry the God Spear" Mnemia

"Slut off! We need rules and regulations" Ioni
"Is it bad that the game designer in me wants to make that?  and participate in the beta?" Kadon
"I'll buy that when there is a gold version or a few patches" GM
"Patches? Like a cialis patch or a viagra patch?" Ioni

"You're not just wrong, you're made of wrong" Kadon

"I do have standards!" Gavin


"Gavin is going to go get lost in the back" GM
"With a sheep... and barbwire... and a cliff" Ioni


"Gavin will try to slip out the back" GM
"In the back, not out the back" Mnemia

"Yes, or I slice your dick off" Ioni getting irked
"I think I have some say in this" GM
"I'll have Zuko steal it?" Ioni
"Attached and attuned" GM
"I could tell him if he [Gavin] does this he won't earn the complete and utter ire of his future mother in law [Mnemia]" Ioni

"Any time Ioni uses the phrase cookie she means something else" Kadon
"It's just a little ecstasy.  There's a shit ton more in the muffins.  I didn't spike HER muffins"  Ioni

"I am going to go Kim Jong-Il if necessary" Ioni
"How are you not evil?" GM
"There are no alignments in this game" Mnemia
"Kim Jong-il should be an alignment" GM


"Gavin made out with Mnemia.  So, by context you have made out with Mnemia.  It follow that you should then also make out with Ioni" Zuko

"Who needs a relationship when the sex is decent?" Ioni.  Skype goes really quiet.
"There is a perfect woman comment in there" Kadon

"Anything is possible when you are a whore" Ioni

"Fine, I will eyeball his ear...balls"  Ioni

"What a bitch" Zuko
"Cuz she took over creation?" GM
"Without TELLING us!" Zuko

"The fact that there are guards there... makes this easier"  Zuko

"Kadons is bagels so the nuptials should be croissants" Zuko
"Why not pannini?" Ioni

"Ioni's a whore so is donuts.  Because she has a hole for everything" Zuko

"Listen up or pornography featuring your mother will not be the worst issue for you today" Kadon

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Potential redundancies while catching up

"Kadon is crying twin waterfalls of sadness" Zuko


"I have this image of a giant whale appearing above the city and belly flopping into it" GM


"Just to be clear Ioni's skipping and pigtails already sends GM into the gutter" Zuko


"Zuko is desperately hiding out of sight so he doesn't shank the pelican" Zuko


"The pelican thinks the boat is rather odd and starts wandering over there" GM
"Mr. Pelican, can I get you some food?" Ioni
"When the Pelican eats your arm it will not be on us!" Kadon


"I have finally decided how to deal with you, Ioni. Leviathan thinks you're a child" GM
"A solar child to be educated and trained. He is going to kidnap you" Kadon
"Oh I'll educate him on the Kama Sutra" Ioni
"That's not the response one usually takes to a kidnapping" Kadon


"It's not mind whammy anymore - its vagina whammy." Ioni


"I don't think we want Ioni shaping societies" Kadon
"I'll just make a whole society of dominatrix's" Ioni
"Welcome to whore-vania" Zuko

"Its bigger than you and made of meat" Kadon


"If you are reading this, have candles lit tonight before going to bed" GM


"As a reminder GM, some of us are friends here and said don't buy the fucking condo" Zuko to the GM

"You are going to swoop in and take over like project runway" GM
"GM, why have you been watching project runway?" Ioni


"We do have a school in Nexus filled with impressionable minds" Kadon


"Ioni has higher standards. She goes after the dean not the college students" Kadon
"Yes, so says THE DEAN OF THE COLLEGE" Zuko
"She needs to warm up somewhere" Kadon


"Mnemia is an adult. She has made the choice not to be a decent human being" Mnemia


"Brain washing your kids is just called good parenting" Zuko


"You do need a license to carry concealed" Kadon about a giant mech


"And you could power up the arms for super spanking when they misbehave" Zuko regarding Mnemia's parenting skills.

"The monkey has an int of 4, why isn't he watching them? He is smart!" Zuko
"er than Zuko!" Kadon


"Monkies teaching about the muddy ramirez and dirty sanchez to children." Zuko


"As creepy as it is having Kadon handle Anna's breasts, I fully approve of this." Mnemia


"She is fully featured and educated in multiple techniques" Kadon regarding the new automaton.


"As a side note GM, what would it take to break into the Bureau of Secrets" Zuko


"This is the 2nd time the story teller coughed, might want to follow that up" Mnemia
"Hanta...[virus]" Zuko
"Yeah" Kadon (After GM tells us about his office having roaches and rats.)


"Kadon you're really smart and thats what I love about you, but if you don't explain your scrotum is going to wind up in the corner while you stand there" Zuko