"I thought about the game all week!" GM
"Yes, you spent the whole week thinking of how to kill us with your penis." Ioni
"Such a perfect response to that." Mnemia
"Ioni, sweetie... you don't need to take out penis hatred on the rest of us." Zuko
After Ioni links the previous weeks quote of the GM killing the group with a phallus.
"Oh, okay. I just always assumed GMs penis was phallic shaped." Zuko
"Y'know there is another quote that says you're pretty aware of what GMs penis looks like." Mnemia
"Hence my point - look, you guys expect me to remember shit from a week ago. That's just not fair." Zuko
"My bad, I thought Ioni said she was going to cut back on fantasizing about Kadon" Zuko
"Uh, that's gonna be hard to do." Ioni
Long silence
"Okay, I got my pants off now." Kadon
"Information the rest of us did not need." GM
"And yet you wanted it." Zuko
"My boobs are offended." Ioni
"Why?" Zuko
"By what?" Kadon
"I don't know." Ioni
"oh nah, I'm just going to walk away form this. this is going no where good... unless it is." Kadon
"Boobs don't expire Ioni. Actually that's wrong." Kadon
"I thought I had shared pictures of where they had" Ioni
"I realized and I recant my previous statement. All the more reason to share them now." Kadon
"Yeah, no! Not gonna happen!" Ioni
On Cloud Atlas
"Is this gonna be a movie with a lot of stupid people going 'I just couldn't follow it!'" Zuko
"Yes" Kadon
"Sonovabitch." Zuko
"Looks like we can start turning out the industrial powered dildo." Zuko
"Dude, I thought we weren't going to talk about that." Ioni
"I've got a system to try and run it on solar power, but it's not working directly. Also, Seattle solar power sucks!" Zuko
"I'd say you're better off trying to capture the rain for power." GM
"Shut up Captain L.A." Zuko
"Dude, I will fucking trade you!" GM
"Is GM suggesting that we use the torture device machine from the Princess Bride to power a sex thing.. toy... machine... English words go here!" Ioni
Zuko interprets - "Ioni wants to know if you wanted to use The Machine from Princess Bride as a sex toy."
"More like the machine from Eurotrip, it sounds like." Kadon
"I have not seen that movie." GM
"I'm playing the Bad Piggy's game. It's the sequel to Angry Birds, and wow.... their animations are terrible, the should feel bad." Zuko
"Your animation is bad, you should feel bad?" Ioni
"If you look at that and think, 'Oh wait! Here's this giant plot thread I have been running for two years that these guys know nothing about'... you should probably mention that." Mnemia
"Yes please!" Ioni
"You say that as if you don't trust me!" GM
"Pre.... cisely. We still love you though!" Ioni
"Should we?" Zuko
"It's not about trust, it's about this game turning into Cloud Atlas times seven. I appreciate your restraint of the time traveling device. That really would have sucked balls." Mnemia
"We need our Wiki Page on perforce. I'm checking this out. No one can touch it!" Mnemia
"Perfects? Back in my day we had to roll it!" GM
"Do you want me to call you an old geezer?" Ioni
"Okay, last game, you had just penny blossomed the room." GM
"Peony. like the flower." Kadon
"Not penny" Ioni
"Whatever." GM
"Elbow." Zuko
"Dead." Mnemia
"So yeah, like I said you panty blossomed the room, every thing is dead." GM
"Panty blossomed the room?" Kadon
"Actually that might be a good name for a charm!" GM
"Possibly for my game instead." Kadon
"I kept thinking about your alchemical testing ground." GM still on Panty Blossom
"Mnemia, are your giant transformers fucking or rather docking in space?" Zuko
"The worlds first fan/fic between battleships." GM
"UNIVERSE!" Kadon
"Gonna fire my torpedos!" GM
"Actually innuendo is so hard to come by in that game." Mnemia
"Mnemia is so happy in that game." Zuko
"You're Mega Maid?" Zuko
"No, not that tall. I'd need to be essence 7 to be Mega Maid." Mnemia
"There's a series of transformers where you're eventually watching Evangelion? what?!" GM
"Am I the one who is gonna have to go hug this guy?" Ioni
"If you were capable of grappling him, maybe." Zuko
"I can't grapple, but I can hug!" Ioni
"All he needs is a hug!" GM
"You know what? The world would be less psychotic if everyone gave each other a hug and then stole each others wallets." Ioni
"I tried but you got mad at me for grabbing your ass." Kadon
"You then went for the boobs right after." Ioni
"They were at head level... what?" Kadon
"No." Ioni
"SIGH" GM
"GWLMGMGLLHWW" Kadon imitating motor boating.
"It's been 4 seconds!" Kadon
"Yeah, I learn a lot when punching things!" Zuko
"Ioni can get hit by non-essence damage." Ioni
"Fine, we'll make you artefacts this week if you want." Zuko
"I like being the non-threatening one." Zuko
"Ok, Kadon..." GM
"Yes?" Kadon
"Some jerkface just took away my turn so that leaves..." GM
"Oh, my turn? I forgot we were in battle!" Kadon
"Mnemia... can you give me a lift?" Ioni
"I guess" Mnemia
"Clench up Legolas." Zuko
"That's my line!" Kadon
"He's a hundred and four yards away. You can just BOOM!" Zuko on sniping.
"How much damage can Gavin take?" Ioni
"Woah woah woah." GM
"MY JOB! MY JOB!" And it's not hurting Gaving. It's punching him in the face?" Zuko
"Who shoots Gavin with an arrow? C'mon!" Zuko
"I'm apparently making [NPC] like [Zuko] a lot so he will stop fighting you and take it up the ass for you." Ioni
"Wow... Weaponized Date Rape drug." GM
"Kadon gave it to me." Ioni
"Don't make this my fault!" Kadon
"I wonder if I could use lambent bolt of annihilation with this, Kadon." Ioni
"I'm not sure your care bear stare needs to be AOE" Kadon
"The next thing the two armies realize they were fucking on the battlefield." GM
"Don't ask, don't tell." Kadon
"And what am I resisting again?" GM
"PEACE AND LOVE!" Ioni
"Thats... awesome" GM deadpan.
"One moment, I hear screaming. I'm mildly concerned." GM
"She discovered that she is in your basement." Ioni
"Yep, she found the way out of the basement." Zuko
"Yeah, if I had a basement that might mean something." GM
"Cuz clearly that's what's wrong with that line of thinking." Kadon
"...and hits everyone whom she wants dead. Which is most of these invisible bitches. All of these invisible bitches." Mnemia
"Mnemia, I'm sorry. You lost all bad ass points when you got to 'which is most of these invisible bitches.'" Zuko
"See if Ioni did her job and got the bad mojo out of this dice roller." Mnemia
"I'm just going to position it to you this way, Kadon. Ioni can still go ahead and learn to summon demons. Which of the two of you do you want controlling our demon horde?" Zuko
"What I want as a player, does not alter what Kadon would do in this case." Kadon
"Technically, none of my bits have to touch him to attack him." Zuko
"Less ripping." Kadon
"More gripping?" Ioni
"Okay, I light some candles, some Barry White music..." Zuko
"Some Kenny G." GM
"And say come to Zuko" Zuko
"He seems incredibly emancipated under there because of the shape of the body is something you expect to see in Abercrombie and Fitch." GM
"Emaciated, GM. Emancipated means freed." Zuko
"Every time we take our eyes off of a kid, they do something stupid." Mnemia
"That's kind of why Zuko is at the point where we should murder all children." Zuko
"Zuko will say.. Dude.. he'll look at Gavin, look at the thing... look at Gavin, look at the thing... you gotta stop bein' such a bitch!" Zuko
"I beg your fuckin' problem!" GM
"I'm sorry, which one of us came down kicked his ass while you just flailed around then beat his ass? Oh right, me. We need to toughen you up. That's why I punched you in the face. Gotta make you a man!" Zuko
"Thats because he knows when someone with a bigger dick shows up" Zuko
"You know what works better than dodging us? Talking to us." Mnemia
"Exactly." Kadon
"Guy goes to hell, punch him in the face." GM
"Guy whines about going to hell, punch him in the face" Mnemia
"Guy tries to sleep with Mnemia's kids, punch him in the face." Zuko
"Okay, no he didn't. You need to stop." GM
"Future version of him and crazy fucked up shit to us via time whammy jammy and leaving little notes being smarter than you bull shit, punch him in the fucking face." Zuko
"I haven't done that!" GM
"I have long since stated that if I come across future selves that are trying to project us, first thing I am going to do is punch future me in the face." Zuko
"You know future you knows its coming so he's never gonna show up." Ioni
"Well he's gonna step behind future Kadon that's for damn sure." Zuko
"Are you telling the truth?" GM
"Yes" Zuko
"Gavin will nod and say okay." GM
"Have you seen future me?" Zuko
"I'm not punching him in the face!" GM
"Best way to avoid my question..." Zuko
"No.." GM
"I'm watching you!" Zuko
"Gavin, it's only mostly personal." Zuko
"You (Gavin) did try to mack on Mnemia's kids." Zuko
"I'm not sure that's true by the way, I'm pretty sure we did make that up because it was funny." Kadon
"No." Zuko
"I'm pretty sure Mnemia's kids were macking on him and he wasn't reciprocating." GM
"That's lesson number one, man." Mnemia
"Is this what pain is?" GM as Goth Ophelia
"Yes, suck it up." Ioni
"It's kind of awesome." GM
"Wait, back it up.. what?" Ioni
"It's not like I'm going to start seeking it out!" GM
"Well if you do start seeking it out, make sure you go to someone you trust, like Mnemia or Zis." Ioni
"Let's go through the number of people in this party should ever go to for Morals... How about NONE!" Zuko
"I'm sorry, after you've seen a man hump a lamp post, it's really hard not to be concerned." Zuko
"and... I've only slept with the fleshy ones that are human shaped and normal looking. I have not had sex with a mail box, a lamp post, a warstrider sized woman.... Not even sure how that would happen without drowning." GM
"Hey dear, can you be under-aged twins for me tonight?" Mnemia
"There's nothing creepy about it, it's just y'know." Zuko
"No! I am never going to have sex with Mnemia's kids." GM
"Fine, they are not good enough for you." Zuko
"Fuck you Captain Bullshit Charms!" Zuko
"YOU CAN GET THEM TOO!" Kadon
Sunday, October 28, 2012
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Forty Yards....
Random Game Plug: Artemis is "Fun as Balls" as rated by Zuko.
"Well when he gets here, we can launch into beating things up... in the mean time..." Kadon
"What you don't realize is the cats are trying to take the kitten out. But the right one went too soon, and the left one too late and BOOM!" Kadon as a football announcer
"I don't think people can hurt Mnemia at this point and that's a little sad." Ioni
"Oh there are people who can hurt Mnemia. I'm pretty sure my alchemical can in the right circumstances like the vacuum of space. If the Alchemical had the chance to go, I'm pretty sure she'd win. Mnemia does not have the soak for 6 hits of 45 damage coming down all at once... guess I could perfect parry that. It'd be a mote attrition game.. *silence* Yeah never mind. I don't know who would win." Mnemia
"And Zukos' been dropped." Ioni
"How do you figure?" GM
"Cuz there was an 'Oh mother fucker!' coming from his room." Ioni
"Finally played Pimp: The Backhanding, so I don't feel like I've wasted money on that game." GM
"I think you still wasted money on that game." Zuko
"I believe we were responding to a Cluster fuck in progress?" Kadon
"That pretty much sums it all up." GM
"What would you like?" Kadon
"Deeeeeeeeeeze nuuuuts!" Zuko
We play using Traipse, and sometimes tons of minis.
"Why don't you scale them down while you're re-naming them?" Kadon
"Oh, okay. What do you want them at?" Zuko while renaming the NPCs Douche bagN
"I don't know, probably half this size if there are this many, I'm thinking. So like 24." Kadon
"On it!" Zuko
"Thank you!" Kadon
"Oh no, you are not shrinking us, we are awesome!" Zuko
"Are you shrinking me? I realize you want a pocket size Ioni, but no!" Ioni
"Nobody puts Ioni in the pocket." Zuko
"You're not treating Ioni like Mouse Chu's stupid little bimbo." Ioni
"....What?" Kadon
"Yeah, I only got a part of that. Most of that was in English, I think." GM
"Oh did you tell them about Mouse?" Zuko
"No I didn't, I figured you'd be better." Ioni
"It is the best anime." Zuko
"It's a thief with a harem anime." Ioni
"The dude is an expert thief that steals things like buildings. And uh, he has 3 women who work with him but not just work with him, they are also his sex slaves." Zuko
"Well, if you're going to do this, you might as well do it the right way." GM
"Uhm.. okay...." Kadon
"Constantly trying to get it on with him despite his efforts to the contrary." Zuko
"Who is shrinking them and not re-naming them!" Zuko
"Me... Sorry." Kadon
"I'll take care of it!" Zuko
"They're all different sizes." Mnemia
"I changed my mind. 32." Kadon
"Cock bag!" Zuko
"I am fixing them!" Kadon
"Don't! Middle of naming them and their names are going back... what the fuck is going on!?" Zuko
"That was the boss douche bag... that or I added a zero by accident." Kadon
"I don't like having a dual number so...." Zuko changes Douchebag10 to El doucherino
"Having a ... ? Wow.." Kadon
"I don't like 2 digits!" Zuko
"By the way, Mnemia, I love you so much right now." Zuko as Kadon's mini sprouts a "cock bag"
"What?!" Ioni
"You'll see it. See?! Notice! I narrowed it down that Ioni didn't do that!" Zuko
Mini's are renamed:
Kadon (Cockbag) > Kadon (here to fix the cable)
Mnemia (Douchewrangler)
Zuko (Poonosaurus) > Zuko (LogJammin)
"SIGH!" GM
"Oh you'd miss it!" Ioni
"Potentially." GM
"That's GMs happy noise and that terrifies me. GM just plowing some chick and just going sigh." Zuko
"Out of curiosity, Zuko, how do you know what it sounds like when the GM cums?" Kadon
"Because! I get more XP than the rest of you!" Zuko
"No...........................!" GM
"Wow, you successfully took it to the next level Zuko." Kadon
"Was there ever a mother fucking doubt?" Zuko
"Not that you could, but that you would... Wait, no the other way around." Kadon
"Alright, who is delicately arranging my douche bags?" Zuko
"And the idea was, Kadon was going to fly first, dragging an Ioni." Zuko
"I do not drag, I gently cup." Kadon
"But while lifting and separating an Ioni." Zuko
"Zuko, Balancing a Mnemia on one hand." Zuko
"You gotta say it, Zuko." Kadon
"Balancing a dyke on one hand." Zuko immediately.
"No no... Pizza Delivery!" Kadon
"That's True! Totally happens! Unauthorized personnel are not allowed in this fight scene." Zuko
"Uhh.... it's free!" Kadon
"BRNNNNNNN!!!!" Zuko
"THIS IS THE BEST EMAIL SUBJECT LINE EVER!" Zuko when Kadon sends out drop box invites that read Kadon wants to share "Sins" with you.
"Uhhh......" Kadon
"Oh Africa!" Zuko
"what?!" Ioni
"Makes perfect sense." Zuko
"Point the death sticks where you want them, sir." Zuko
"I don't smoke." Kadon
"I want to go home and re-think my life." GM
"Yup." Zuko
"Giant bomb built to blow us up? I am not punching through the window." Zuko
"Do you want science involved in this discussion?" Mnemia
"Oh please allow me to put science into shit. I will wreck your goddamn day with science. Worst decision a GM ever made was allowing me to have an Aberrant Character with momentum control." Zuko
Zuko hands Ioni a bottle of Bailey's equivalent, looking expectantly at her.
"Are you saying I have man hands?" Ioni opening the bottle
"Are you strong than me? YES!" Zuko
"Give me Perception Awareness." GM
"9! Oh fuck you! 2!" Zuko
"Giant Titties!" Zuko
"you're free to name a ship that." GM
"On it!" Zuko
"Ioni, it's time for your special!" zuko
"O yes!" Ioni
"Ioni has something applicable I take it?" Kadon
"Yes, she does, cuz I actually read what her charms do." Zuko
The charm was subsequently ruled as too OP because it would do what Mnemia would do, just without damage.
"Kadon, stop filling up my drop box!" Ioni
"Seriously, Jesus fucking Christ, dude!" Zuko
"So, we can't lick them?" Ioni
"Sorry?" GM doing a mental reboot
"If we start bumping into these things with our tongues, we can't lick them?" Ioni
"Bring it you little pieces of shit or I'll tell everyone your first and last names!" Zuko
Fuck you dude! That's my wife!" Zuko
"Yeah, she's giving me motes!" Mnemia
"Fair enough, I knew that's what you're after, I'm just... I'm allowed to be annoyed that you once again sucking at my wife's mote teat." Zuko
"Zuko is going to pull out the child with one hand, substitute the fake with the other and then battle roll away...." Zuko rescuing a kid from a mean Solar
"Gavin was protecting this kid, right?" Zuko
"Yep" GM
"Well if it goes wrong, it's his fault and I'll punch him in the face." Zuko
"You hear him mutter about 'I hope you are competent enough to deal with this' before throwing what he thinks is the child at Mnemia's feet." GM
"When it goes KA CHUNK!" Zuko
"All the little whasits in the room turn in Mnemia's direction." GM
"Dude, this is like the best turn out for this ever! I'm not getting my ass kicked for stealing a kid!" Zuko
"This is amazing!" Zuko
"The day I get bored of that is the day I stop letting you do that. Fortunately, it's still amusing." GM
"I wrote 'Free Candy' on my satchel." Zuko
"One day, you're going to walk into an episode of To Catch a Predator - it's not gonna work so well." GM
"It'd be bad if that's Lucy." Ioni
"Uhh is it a creature of darkness?" Zuko
"....yes..." GM
"Oh well, I'll save the kid so we can murder is later." Zuko
"Alright, Douchewrangler and Kadon." GM
"That's kind of redundant." Zuko
"Mnemia is Douchewrangler." Kadon
"My flame piece always brings all the boys to the yard!" Kadon
"Hey Mnemia, what are you wielding now?" GM
"Deeeeeeeeze nuuuuuuts!" Zuko
"Unlikely." Kadon
"What does this douche bag think Mnemia was gonna do with a sword in both hands!?" Mnemia
"That's why he threw the kid at your feet!" GM
"At the point of the action, Mnemia's still 40 yards away!" Mnemia
"Well the kid caught some air." Kadon
"Minions are 40 yards away, I'm not spending these next 2 actions moving." Mnemia
"Look. You obviously have that mothering look about you who will take care of a child, so he gave you the child." Zuko
"I've got a spare hand, have him throw it to me instead. I'm only on fire." Kadon
"You're still 40 yards away!" Mnemia
"Does he overhand it? or Underhand it?" Zuko
"He footballed this child." Mnemia
"A nice tight spiral!" Kadon
"Well he could rugby toss it! I don't know!" Zuko
"40 yards!?!?" Mnemia
"How far could you throw a child?" GM
"I am still confused. Mnemia is more friendly and motherly than Ioni?!" Ioni
"Ioni, you're friendly just not in a PG-13 way." Zuko
"If you want to pick up the baby you can. Mnemia's got things she wants to stab." Mnemia
"Zuko, holler like: 'you got it' or something." Kadon
"I DA PAPPY!" Zuko
"I don't know what that is, but it's good enough for Mnemia!" Mnemia
"Zuko! Stop flashing your chest, I am not showing you my boobs!" Ioni
"....that was awkward." GM
"With your knowledge!" Zuko
"He steps out and falls down the shaft." GM
"Don't be a pussy, come back here and fight you little bitch!" Zuko
"I will ignore the block of wood. That is not the sound a baby makes when it hits the ground. Mnemia knows this." Mnemia
"There's a story there!" GM
"That's the only way I can explain the twins' behavior! That they were dropped on their heads, repeatedly." Mnemia
"At least you know what it sounds like though," Ioni
"In Zukos defense, Mnemia thought it was really cool when he started juggling the babies." Zuko
"What should I make Zis do?" GM
"A good question Mnemia asks nightly." Kadon
"Not knowing any better, Zis is going to run over and pick up the kid and discover it's a block of wood." GM
"Zuko will hold up the kid and go 'OH C'MON! Do you people not understand what I do!?'" Zuko
"That is the end of my turn, is anything still standing?" Mnemia dealing 450+ damage
"I just did 468 points of damage..." Mnemia
"And I would have done none!!" Ioni
"So there are a lot of loud wet flopping as things just sort of fall from the ceiling and from the sky and everything.... as the sudden meat grinder that is this room..." GM
"So, how many are still up and alive?" Zuko
"That would be a none..." GM
"Good enough, do I recognize this child? have I met it before?" Zuko
"Yes" GM
"... And how thick are the walls of the shaft?" Zuko about the elevator shaft, Ioni snickers, as does Kadon.
"See, I wasn't thinking that until I heard the one snicker." GM
"I've been thinking of trying to bust this shaft. Right? How much pressure would I need to keep around the shaft? Sturdy... strong... Penetrates through this giant tower of power.... Is this shaft like hard and a major part.." Zuko
"You need to stop." GM
"Out of curiosity, is this one of the Red Chiaroscuro Glass buildings?" Kadon
"Or is it the Big Black Building? Twice as tall as all the others?" Zuko
"Or is it Blue.." Ioni
"GM, just to be fair, cuz I don't' like leaving you out. We're talking about penis jokes." Zuko
"If it's blue, then it's definitely a representation of Kira's sexual frustration with Gavin." Kadon
"Well she did say or at least allude to that Gavin's not good in bed." Ioni
"Sigh... It's a city, they are shaped that way." GM
"Are you saying this is a giant pink tower? ... mostly rounded?" Zuko
"Is there, for example, a large valley that extends in one direction relative to this large rounded pink tower?" Kadon
"Part of me doesn't want to answer... The other part of me who is not participating is like yeah, actually, there is! and I'm like shut the fuck up!" GM
"Possibly with a reservoir of some kind uh.. that contains some quantity of fluid." Kadon
"So, out of curiosity, kind of far into this you know... huddle inside the tower... We look on one side of the tower, you know, about a third of the way in are we going to see anything..... that we really want to get our hands on.." Zuko, in the other room, Ioni falls out of her chair laughing on the floor.
"Is the land on the opposite side of the valley, is it crop land, or has it been reduced to desert? Is that where the smooth glass side...." Kadon
"Oh my god, I can't breathe! Dammit Kadon!" Ioni cackling like mad
"Wait wait, hold up. I think we get to determine this is the pink tower and the two dudes running towards it were able to find it!" Zuko
"To be fair, one of them was a doctor." Kadon
"I just want to say how proud I am. We turned this joke about dicks into vagina's easily." Zuko
"Guess the scale is wrong, but depending on how this is all lined up you can view the Blessed Isle as sort of the outlet for Creations solid waste if you will.... No the geometry doesn't line up... where's the taint? Kadon
"White wall." Zuko
"Just so you guys know, Ioni came to my door, and between giggles said, 'I had fallen out of my chair'. I think she hurt herself." Zuko
"I now get to spend a week plotting how to destroy you all and it will be phallic shaped." GM
"GM, I realize you are lonely there in LA but I don't want you putting your phallus at me." Zuko
"When you land, you watch." Mnemia when Zuko tries to rescue Gavin from being beat up.
"I could punch Gavin any day." Zuko
"As long as he's alive." Ioni
"I'll punch Gavin when he's dead. You do not understand, we can raise up his ghost and punch it." Zuko
"We've just got to go to the Land of Mai Thai and titties?" Zuko
"That would be a step in the right direction." Mnemia
"Uranus... waiting for Yuki to spit it out." Mnemia
"Well when he gets here, we can launch into beating things up... in the mean time..." Kadon
"What you don't realize is the cats are trying to take the kitten out. But the right one went too soon, and the left one too late and BOOM!" Kadon as a football announcer
"I don't think people can hurt Mnemia at this point and that's a little sad." Ioni
"Oh there are people who can hurt Mnemia. I'm pretty sure my alchemical can in the right circumstances like the vacuum of space. If the Alchemical had the chance to go, I'm pretty sure she'd win. Mnemia does not have the soak for 6 hits of 45 damage coming down all at once... guess I could perfect parry that. It'd be a mote attrition game.. *silence* Yeah never mind. I don't know who would win." Mnemia
"And Zukos' been dropped." Ioni
"How do you figure?" GM
"Cuz there was an 'Oh mother fucker!' coming from his room." Ioni
"Finally played Pimp: The Backhanding, so I don't feel like I've wasted money on that game." GM
"I think you still wasted money on that game." Zuko
"I believe we were responding to a Cluster fuck in progress?" Kadon
"That pretty much sums it all up." GM
"What would you like?" Kadon
"Deeeeeeeeeeze nuuuuts!" Zuko
We play using Traipse, and sometimes tons of minis.
"Why don't you scale them down while you're re-naming them?" Kadon
"Oh, okay. What do you want them at?" Zuko while renaming the NPCs Douche bagN
"I don't know, probably half this size if there are this many, I'm thinking. So like 24." Kadon
"On it!" Zuko
"Thank you!" Kadon
"Oh no, you are not shrinking us, we are awesome!" Zuko
"Are you shrinking me? I realize you want a pocket size Ioni, but no!" Ioni
"Nobody puts Ioni in the pocket." Zuko
"You're not treating Ioni like Mouse Chu's stupid little bimbo." Ioni
"....What?" Kadon
"Yeah, I only got a part of that. Most of that was in English, I think." GM
"Oh did you tell them about Mouse?" Zuko
"No I didn't, I figured you'd be better." Ioni
"It is the best anime." Zuko
"It's a thief with a harem anime." Ioni
"The dude is an expert thief that steals things like buildings. And uh, he has 3 women who work with him but not just work with him, they are also his sex slaves." Zuko
"Well, if you're going to do this, you might as well do it the right way." GM
"Uhm.. okay...." Kadon
"Constantly trying to get it on with him despite his efforts to the contrary." Zuko
"Who is shrinking them and not re-naming them!" Zuko
"Me... Sorry." Kadon
"I'll take care of it!" Zuko
"They're all different sizes." Mnemia
"I changed my mind. 32." Kadon
"Cock bag!" Zuko
"I am fixing them!" Kadon
"Don't! Middle of naming them and their names are going back... what the fuck is going on!?" Zuko
"That was the boss douche bag... that or I added a zero by accident." Kadon
"I don't like having a dual number so...." Zuko changes Douchebag10 to El doucherino
"Having a ... ? Wow.." Kadon
"I don't like 2 digits!" Zuko
"By the way, Mnemia, I love you so much right now." Zuko as Kadon's mini sprouts a "cock bag"
"What?!" Ioni
"You'll see it. See?! Notice! I narrowed it down that Ioni didn't do that!" Zuko
Mini's are renamed:
Kadon (Cockbag) > Kadon (here to fix the cable)
Mnemia (Douchewrangler)
Zuko (Poonosaurus) > Zuko (LogJammin)
"SIGH!" GM
"Oh you'd miss it!" Ioni
"Potentially." GM
"That's GMs happy noise and that terrifies me. GM just plowing some chick and just going sigh." Zuko
"Out of curiosity, Zuko, how do you know what it sounds like when the GM cums?" Kadon
"Because! I get more XP than the rest of you!" Zuko
"No...........................!" GM
"Wow, you successfully took it to the next level Zuko." Kadon
"Was there ever a mother fucking doubt?" Zuko
"Not that you could, but that you would... Wait, no the other way around." Kadon
"Alright, who is delicately arranging my douche bags?" Zuko
"And the idea was, Kadon was going to fly first, dragging an Ioni." Zuko
"I do not drag, I gently cup." Kadon
"But while lifting and separating an Ioni." Zuko
"Zuko, Balancing a Mnemia on one hand." Zuko
"You gotta say it, Zuko." Kadon
"Balancing a dyke on one hand." Zuko immediately.
"No no... Pizza Delivery!" Kadon
"That's True! Totally happens! Unauthorized personnel are not allowed in this fight scene." Zuko
"Uhh.... it's free!" Kadon
"BRNNNNNNN!!!!" Zuko
"THIS IS THE BEST EMAIL SUBJECT LINE EVER!" Zuko when Kadon sends out drop box invites that read Kadon wants to share "Sins" with you.
"Uhhh......" Kadon
"Oh Africa!" Zuko
"what?!" Ioni
"Makes perfect sense." Zuko
"Point the death sticks where you want them, sir." Zuko
"I don't smoke." Kadon
"I want to go home and re-think my life." GM
"Yup." Zuko
"Giant bomb built to blow us up? I am not punching through the window." Zuko
"Do you want science involved in this discussion?" Mnemia
"Oh please allow me to put science into shit. I will wreck your goddamn day with science. Worst decision a GM ever made was allowing me to have an Aberrant Character with momentum control." Zuko
Zuko hands Ioni a bottle of Bailey's equivalent, looking expectantly at her.
"Are you saying I have man hands?" Ioni opening the bottle
"Are you strong than me? YES!" Zuko
"Give me Perception Awareness." GM
"9! Oh fuck you! 2!" Zuko
"Giant Titties!" Zuko
"you're free to name a ship that." GM
"On it!" Zuko
"Ioni, it's time for your special!" zuko
"O yes!" Ioni
"Ioni has something applicable I take it?" Kadon
"Yes, she does, cuz I actually read what her charms do." Zuko
The charm was subsequently ruled as too OP because it would do what Mnemia would do, just without damage.
"Kadon, stop filling up my drop box!" Ioni
"Seriously, Jesus fucking Christ, dude!" Zuko
"So, we can't lick them?" Ioni
"Sorry?" GM doing a mental reboot
"If we start bumping into these things with our tongues, we can't lick them?" Ioni
"Bring it you little pieces of shit or I'll tell everyone your first and last names!" Zuko
Fuck you dude! That's my wife!" Zuko
"Yeah, she's giving me motes!" Mnemia
"Fair enough, I knew that's what you're after, I'm just... I'm allowed to be annoyed that you once again sucking at my wife's mote teat." Zuko
"Zuko is going to pull out the child with one hand, substitute the fake with the other and then battle roll away...." Zuko rescuing a kid from a mean Solar
"Gavin was protecting this kid, right?" Zuko
"Yep" GM
"Well if it goes wrong, it's his fault and I'll punch him in the face." Zuko
"You hear him mutter about 'I hope you are competent enough to deal with this' before throwing what he thinks is the child at Mnemia's feet." GM
"When it goes KA CHUNK!" Zuko
"All the little whasits in the room turn in Mnemia's direction." GM
"Dude, this is like the best turn out for this ever! I'm not getting my ass kicked for stealing a kid!" Zuko
"This is amazing!" Zuko
"The day I get bored of that is the day I stop letting you do that. Fortunately, it's still amusing." GM
"I wrote 'Free Candy' on my satchel." Zuko
"One day, you're going to walk into an episode of To Catch a Predator - it's not gonna work so well." GM
"It'd be bad if that's Lucy." Ioni
"Uhh is it a creature of darkness?" Zuko
"....yes..." GM
"Oh well, I'll save the kid so we can murder is later." Zuko
"Alright, Douchewrangler and Kadon." GM
"That's kind of redundant." Zuko
"Mnemia is Douchewrangler." Kadon
"My flame piece always brings all the boys to the yard!" Kadon
"Hey Mnemia, what are you wielding now?" GM
"Deeeeeeeeze nuuuuuuts!" Zuko
"Unlikely." Kadon
"What does this douche bag think Mnemia was gonna do with a sword in both hands!?" Mnemia
"That's why he threw the kid at your feet!" GM
"At the point of the action, Mnemia's still 40 yards away!" Mnemia
"Well the kid caught some air." Kadon
"Minions are 40 yards away, I'm not spending these next 2 actions moving." Mnemia
"Look. You obviously have that mothering look about you who will take care of a child, so he gave you the child." Zuko
"I've got a spare hand, have him throw it to me instead. I'm only on fire." Kadon
"You're still 40 yards away!" Mnemia
"Does he overhand it? or Underhand it?" Zuko
"He footballed this child." Mnemia
"A nice tight spiral!" Kadon
"Well he could rugby toss it! I don't know!" Zuko
"40 yards!?!?" Mnemia
"How far could you throw a child?" GM
"I am still confused. Mnemia is more friendly and motherly than Ioni?!" Ioni
"Ioni, you're friendly just not in a PG-13 way." Zuko
"If you want to pick up the baby you can. Mnemia's got things she wants to stab." Mnemia
"Zuko, holler like: 'you got it' or something." Kadon
"I DA PAPPY!" Zuko
"I don't know what that is, but it's good enough for Mnemia!" Mnemia
"Zuko! Stop flashing your chest, I am not showing you my boobs!" Ioni
"....that was awkward." GM
"With your knowledge!" Zuko
"He steps out and falls down the shaft." GM
"Don't be a pussy, come back here and fight you little bitch!" Zuko
"I will ignore the block of wood. That is not the sound a baby makes when it hits the ground. Mnemia knows this." Mnemia
"There's a story there!" GM
"That's the only way I can explain the twins' behavior! That they were dropped on their heads, repeatedly." Mnemia
"At least you know what it sounds like though," Ioni
"In Zukos defense, Mnemia thought it was really cool when he started juggling the babies." Zuko
"What should I make Zis do?" GM
"A good question Mnemia asks nightly." Kadon
"Not knowing any better, Zis is going to run over and pick up the kid and discover it's a block of wood." GM
"Zuko will hold up the kid and go 'OH C'MON! Do you people not understand what I do!?'" Zuko
"That is the end of my turn, is anything still standing?" Mnemia dealing 450+ damage
"I just did 468 points of damage..." Mnemia
"And I would have done none!!" Ioni
"So there are a lot of loud wet flopping as things just sort of fall from the ceiling and from the sky and everything.... as the sudden meat grinder that is this room..." GM
"So, how many are still up and alive?" Zuko
"That would be a none..." GM
"Good enough, do I recognize this child? have I met it before?" Zuko
"Yes" GM
"... And how thick are the walls of the shaft?" Zuko about the elevator shaft, Ioni snickers, as does Kadon.
"See, I wasn't thinking that until I heard the one snicker." GM
"I've been thinking of trying to bust this shaft. Right? How much pressure would I need to keep around the shaft? Sturdy... strong... Penetrates through this giant tower of power.... Is this shaft like hard and a major part.." Zuko
"You need to stop." GM
"Out of curiosity, is this one of the Red Chiaroscuro Glass buildings?" Kadon
"Or is it the Big Black Building? Twice as tall as all the others?" Zuko
"Or is it Blue.." Ioni
"GM, just to be fair, cuz I don't' like leaving you out. We're talking about penis jokes." Zuko
"If it's blue, then it's definitely a representation of Kira's sexual frustration with Gavin." Kadon
"Well she did say or at least allude to that Gavin's not good in bed." Ioni
"Sigh... It's a city, they are shaped that way." GM
"Are you saying this is a giant pink tower? ... mostly rounded?" Zuko
"Is there, for example, a large valley that extends in one direction relative to this large rounded pink tower?" Kadon
"Part of me doesn't want to answer... The other part of me who is not participating is like yeah, actually, there is! and I'm like shut the fuck up!" GM
"Possibly with a reservoir of some kind uh.. that contains some quantity of fluid." Kadon
"So, out of curiosity, kind of far into this you know... huddle inside the tower... We look on one side of the tower, you know, about a third of the way in are we going to see anything..... that we really want to get our hands on.." Zuko, in the other room, Ioni falls out of her chair laughing on the floor.
"Is the land on the opposite side of the valley, is it crop land, or has it been reduced to desert? Is that where the smooth glass side...." Kadon
"Oh my god, I can't breathe! Dammit Kadon!" Ioni cackling like mad
"Wait wait, hold up. I think we get to determine this is the pink tower and the two dudes running towards it were able to find it!" Zuko
"To be fair, one of them was a doctor." Kadon
"I just want to say how proud I am. We turned this joke about dicks into vagina's easily." Zuko
"Guess the scale is wrong, but depending on how this is all lined up you can view the Blessed Isle as sort of the outlet for Creations solid waste if you will.... No the geometry doesn't line up... where's the taint? Kadon
"White wall." Zuko
"Just so you guys know, Ioni came to my door, and between giggles said, 'I had fallen out of my chair'. I think she hurt herself." Zuko
"I now get to spend a week plotting how to destroy you all and it will be phallic shaped." GM
"GM, I realize you are lonely there in LA but I don't want you putting your phallus at me." Zuko
"When you land, you watch." Mnemia when Zuko tries to rescue Gavin from being beat up.
"I could punch Gavin any day." Zuko
"As long as he's alive." Ioni
"I'll punch Gavin when he's dead. You do not understand, we can raise up his ghost and punch it." Zuko
"We've just got to go to the Land of Mai Thai and titties?" Zuko
"That would be a step in the right direction." Mnemia
"Uranus... waiting for Yuki to spit it out." Mnemia
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
It's a Venn Diagram of Hate.
"I now have my own personal Bile-otron starter." GM
"It's a Venn Diagram of hate." Kadon
"... using the... does give hope there's only one of them." Mnemia
"He has elaborate fantasies of being mailed somewhere so he can do mass murder or mass fucking." Ioni rehashing GMs statement.
"Did he say mailed or nailed?" Zuko
"For dessert is it just a tube of cookie dough?" GM
"That's disgusting?" Zuko
"What? Dem's good eatin!" GM
"Last time, on Exalted Ball-Z... what happened.?" Zuko
"Well, Kadon sat in a park. Mnemia did not get to punch anything. Zuko has yet to find who is attempting to sleep steal. And Scartlet has turned into a pig. We are now proceeding to search for a snake that Scarlet can hunt down and kill so Scarlet can learn to unhinge her jaw. And that's so she, as squirrel form, can swallow a whole pig." Ioni
"Spirit RAAAAAPE!" Zuko
"Someone want to stick a dick in his ear?... Just opening up possibilities." Zuko
"I will step back on this one..... Kadon, dick his ear." Ioni
"I could just heal him." Kadon
"Sounds dangerously like helping him." Zuko
"Slapping is not going to be the solution here, I feel." Kadon
"Woah woah... more punching is always the solution." Zuko
"I've got Schrodingers asshole??" Zuko
"If Ioni is here, she's not blowing all the transportation people so people aren't getting their food as cheaply as they could." Zuko
"If I tell Zuko to do anything, he won't do it." Mnemia
"I don't think that's true. If you tell Zuko to punch someone in the face, he will." GM
"I doubt it. He wouldn't do it just to be contrary." Kadon
"HEY!" Zuko
"There is hard to say, then there is the fact I'm a fuckin' genius." Kadon
"By the time you reach 600 XP, whether you're in complete darkness is not a problem." Zuko
"Are there markings on the floor? Pictures? Numbers? Star-gate Symbols?" Kadon
"Penises?" Ioni
"Dirty Limericks?" Zuko
"Can we rip out the floors and move on?" Mnemia
"How can I help with this punching plan?" Mnemia
"Okay..." GM
"Fuck it! LOCK OPENING TOUCH!" Zuko
"I don't see a sign anywhere that says 'Tomb of Horrors' or 'Hidden Manse 2' I hope." Mnemia
"If that douche bag made 7 hidden manses..." Mnemia
"Let's go blow up the Blessed Isle, let Kadon deal with the bad stuff. We're done! Campaign over boys!" Zuko
"I may be just a simple country night caste, but this creature just brought us to an Eye of Autocthon." Zuko
"Mnemia will also say, that better be a charm that summons puppies and kittens." Mnemia
"Your mom is a central node!" Zuko
"You should j-paff it." Zuko
"Unlike Zuko, I have class." Kadon
"With students that you sleep with. Just sayin' it's an important diagnostic tool." Zuko
"..then so long bitches!" Zuko
"Do you know about a translucent spirit who seems allergic to be known?" Kadon
"Gavin will say, I told you I wasn't making it up!" GM
"I felt it while I was playing around down there!" Zuko
"Sup Autocthon! It's been fun in your body so far!" Zuko
"That's...what she said?" GM
"What she's are going in your body?!" Zuko
"All you have to say dude, is she was never into ass play." Kadon
"At least not hers." Zuko
"Eww..." GM
"You have found the power button!" Ioni when Kadon looks into the Eye of Autocthon.
"No, I have found the command line interface.. What is the help command? /help?.. Hello World?" Kadon
"Wait... format*.*..." Zuko
"Big Blunts 420." Zuko
"FBI Surveillance Van." GM
"Free Candy." GM
"Where is Kadon's Eye of Autocthon Authenticator?" Zuko
"On his iPhone which he has not invented yet. Fuck! Don't make me Steve Jobs." Kadon
"STOP! BAD PRIMORDIAL!" Kadon
"Alright. Mnemia, lie down, I need to get root access!" Zuko
During a random discussion of how "no boobs are bad."
Example one. Example two. Example three.
"Autocthon and the Wyld never got along together, basically cuz Autocthon saw the Wyld as a Cheeseburger. A place to basically take a shit." GM
"WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!" Zuko
"The fact that you take a dump on cheeseburgers may be an issue." Ioni
"The fact that you take a cheeseburger and take a shit is the same thing." Zuko
"But that's McDonalds." GM
"Didn't Autocthon have a crush on like Ophelia? Or was that Lucy?" Zuko
"He had a brotherly crush on Lucy and she betrayed him, and is partly responsible for his current sickness." GM
"Once again... Brotherly... Crush..." Zuko
"Autocthon did not bang Lucy. He is definitely a virgin." GM
"Incest is best." Ioni
"We're gonna wreck a death lord... We're gonna wreck a death lord..." Mnemia singing
"Crazy ridiculous stories are kind of what we're known for." Zuko
"It's a Venn Diagram of hate." Kadon
"... using the... does give hope there's only one of them." Mnemia
"He has elaborate fantasies of being mailed somewhere so he can do mass murder or mass fucking." Ioni rehashing GMs statement.
"Did he say mailed or nailed?" Zuko
"For dessert is it just a tube of cookie dough?" GM
"That's disgusting?" Zuko
"What? Dem's good eatin!" GM
"Last time, on Exalted Ball-Z... what happened.?" Zuko
"Well, Kadon sat in a park. Mnemia did not get to punch anything. Zuko has yet to find who is attempting to sleep steal. And Scartlet has turned into a pig. We are now proceeding to search for a snake that Scarlet can hunt down and kill so Scarlet can learn to unhinge her jaw. And that's so she, as squirrel form, can swallow a whole pig." Ioni
"Spirit RAAAAAPE!" Zuko
"Someone want to stick a dick in his ear?... Just opening up possibilities." Zuko
"I will step back on this one..... Kadon, dick his ear." Ioni
"I could just heal him." Kadon
"Sounds dangerously like helping him." Zuko
"Slapping is not going to be the solution here, I feel." Kadon
"Woah woah... more punching is always the solution." Zuko
"I've got Schrodingers asshole??" Zuko
"If Ioni is here, she's not blowing all the transportation people so people aren't getting their food as cheaply as they could." Zuko
"If I tell Zuko to do anything, he won't do it." Mnemia
"I don't think that's true. If you tell Zuko to punch someone in the face, he will." GM
"I doubt it. He wouldn't do it just to be contrary." Kadon
"HEY!" Zuko
"There is hard to say, then there is the fact I'm a fuckin' genius." Kadon
"By the time you reach 600 XP, whether you're in complete darkness is not a problem." Zuko
"Are there markings on the floor? Pictures? Numbers? Star-gate Symbols?" Kadon
"Penises?" Ioni
"Dirty Limericks?" Zuko
"Can we rip out the floors and move on?" Mnemia
"How can I help with this punching plan?" Mnemia
"Okay..." GM
"Fuck it! LOCK OPENING TOUCH!" Zuko
"I don't see a sign anywhere that says 'Tomb of Horrors' or 'Hidden Manse 2' I hope." Mnemia
"If that douche bag made 7 hidden manses..." Mnemia
"Let's go blow up the Blessed Isle, let Kadon deal with the bad stuff. We're done! Campaign over boys!" Zuko
"I may be just a simple country night caste, but this creature just brought us to an Eye of Autocthon." Zuko
"Mnemia will also say, that better be a charm that summons puppies and kittens." Mnemia
"Your mom is a central node!" Zuko
"You should j-paff it." Zuko
"Unlike Zuko, I have class." Kadon
"With students that you sleep with. Just sayin' it's an important diagnostic tool." Zuko
"..then so long bitches!" Zuko
"Do you know about a translucent spirit who seems allergic to be known?" Kadon
"Gavin will say, I told you I wasn't making it up!" GM
"I felt it while I was playing around down there!" Zuko
"Sup Autocthon! It's been fun in your body so far!" Zuko
"That's...what she said?" GM
"What she's are going in your body?!" Zuko
"All you have to say dude, is she was never into ass play." Kadon
"At least not hers." Zuko
"Eww..." GM
"You have found the power button!" Ioni when Kadon looks into the Eye of Autocthon.
"No, I have found the command line interface.. What is the help command? /help?.. Hello World?" Kadon
"Wait... format*.*..." Zuko
"Big Blunts 420." Zuko
"FBI Surveillance Van." GM
"Free Candy." GM
"Where is Kadon's Eye of Autocthon Authenticator?" Zuko
"On his iPhone which he has not invented yet. Fuck! Don't make me Steve Jobs." Kadon
"STOP! BAD PRIMORDIAL!" Kadon
"Alright. Mnemia, lie down, I need to get root access!" Zuko
During a random discussion of how "no boobs are bad."
Example one. Example two. Example three.
"Autocthon and the Wyld never got along together, basically cuz Autocthon saw the Wyld as a Cheeseburger. A place to basically take a shit." GM
"WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!" Zuko
"The fact that you take a dump on cheeseburgers may be an issue." Ioni
"The fact that you take a cheeseburger and take a shit is the same thing." Zuko
"But that's McDonalds." GM
"Didn't Autocthon have a crush on like Ophelia? Or was that Lucy?" Zuko
"He had a brotherly crush on Lucy and she betrayed him, and is partly responsible for his current sickness." GM
"Once again... Brotherly... Crush..." Zuko
"Autocthon did not bang Lucy. He is definitely a virgin." GM
"Incest is best." Ioni
"We're gonna wreck a death lord... We're gonna wreck a death lord..." Mnemia singing
"Crazy ridiculous stories are kind of what we're known for." Zuko
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Mnemia's purpose is to punch people. More punchy!
"Did you crush people with your robo-vag?" Zuko
"I have nothing to do in Chiaroscuro, but Mnemia will stay around to punch people." Mnemia
"Anyone else have an idea? We could just give them to Mercury. She likes orphans!" Zuko
"I would assume it would be with my mind because it does control my body." Ioni
"All evidence to the contrary..." Kadon
"THANK YOU!" Zuko
"Stop attempting to milk my wife, it's quite rude." Zuko
"She seems to like it." Mnemia
"With Bob Ross... Here's a happy penis, let's treat it just right." Zuko
"So should I light this up? Put it in a brownie?" Mnemia on finding the evil Mushroom
"Does Scarlet... I forget... have a pig form so she can hunt for truffles?" Zuko
"Probably not the weirdest form I've fucked her in.." Zuko
"We are discussing using genesis to create Xenomorphs." Kadon
Ioni then uses the google... "Xenomorph fan fic is.... well... rmm... euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuw..."
Link one.
Link two.
"Awww, my recording things full..." Ioni
"Either that or it gave up on the whole internet fucking thing." Mnemia
"It's like I no longer have the will to liiiive!" GM
"Somehow our thief followed us here. Am I sleep stealing again!? Just in case we aren't clear here we're killing it." Zuko
"What did they do to you?" GM
"I'm pretty sure this counts as screwing with us and that makes us cranky." Mnemia
"I don't fucking know what to do with this kid. I basically just haul it around." Mnemia
"Basically put a leash on it drag it along behind you." GM
"Around this time, Scarlet is like, LOOK! I can turn into a pig! OINK!" Kadon
"I am not going to kill anyone!" Zuko
"We've had accidental death's before!" Mnemia
"I don't know what you're talking about." Zuko
"This would be so much easier if you go to sleep... go to sleep.... shhh." Zuko
"There are some days where I question if you guys are the good guys." GM
"Remind me, what can you see with your essence sight, Kadon?" GM
"Yes." Kadon
"So the trick at work is to wet yourself, so when people ask "What are you doing!?" you can say, must work... can't stop.... That's how you get vacation days." Zuko
"Eventually she comes back in new pig form to hunt truffles across the city." GM
"There is something mesmerizing about that." GM
"Once Kadon starts searching, the rest of us don't have to roll." Mnemia
"I still only get one. Sorry guys, Ioni is a one trick pony. It's apparently the donkey show and that's it!" Ioni
"C'mon, you're turned more tricks than that." Kadon
"I was gonna say, we just learned something about Ioni we didn't need to know!" GM
"Whoever was living here was investigating whatever interests Ioni's family had a shipping company down here for." GM
"Yeah well... I signed an NDA on that, I don't get to tell anyone." Ioni
"It's not often I hear that one thrown back at me." GM
"You get the impression that whoever called this place home pretty much never left it" GM
"Is there penis wear on everything? IE has Gavin been living here?" Ioni
"There's multiple Gavin's from what I understand. Chiaroscuro could be cheating on Gavin with Gavin!" Ioni
"Or Gavin could be cheating on Chiaroscuro with Gavin." Zuko
"Is that Gay or just Masturbation?" Kadon
"Just masturbation." Ioni and Zuko together.
"That was a little too creepily answered by both of you." Kadon
"We've had this conversation." Ioni
"Oh wouldn't you fuck you if you met you? C'mon!" Zuko
"No... I really wouldn't." Kadon
*"Homophobe..." Zuko*
"Yeah the answer is no." GM
"You're guessing a 'he'." GM
"Left the toilet seat up." Kadon
"Didn't clean the shower?" Ioni
"Do a composite sketch. Does it look like the Unibomber?" Kadon
"Are they wearing a hoodie?" Ioni
"It would help if you put up big signs that say 'Exalts fuck free!'" Zuko
"No, because that would upset Scarlet." Ioni
"Wait what!?" GM
"I am the one person in the party who won't be fucking around!" Zuko
"He does have a point, Kadon has someone but he's never seen her." GM
"No, I've seen her, I just can't remember." Kadon
"Mnemia and Zis, I don't really thing it's cheating, I think it's tag teaming." GM
"When I sleep with the squirrel harem that's team building, not cheating." Zuko
"I'm pretty sure that makes it gay." Kadon
"It's not gay if it's not you." Zuko
"And it's not you!" Kadon
"So when Scarlet chased down that pig, she could have just fucked it?" Mnemia
"Don't know if that charm works on non-humans... Also, it's turning down the chance to eat bacon... c'mon!" GM
"Yeah, she has to go find a snake now so she can unhinge her jaw, so as a squirrel she can eat the pig whole." GM
"Yea, that's why... That's totally why." Zuko
"That's what I was thinking! What were' you thinking?.... Oh that's disgusting!" GM
"Seriously GM? We need to get you laid so bad." Zuko
"Probably a something -blood." Kadon
"Could be a crip... you don't know!" Zuko
"What? Oh yes, how droll." Kadon
"Hey, they can't all be zingers you fuck head." Zuko
"I think GM's poopin'." Zuko
"Are you gonna call him?" Ioni
"Call him and find out." Mnemia
"What if he answers?" Ioni
"Then it means he really cares about his coworkers and ordering them dinner from Cheeseburger in Paradise." Zuko
"I had you on speaker so I may have missed it. Were you thinking of calling me to see if I was on the toilet?" GM
"Don't know what you're talking about. Pervert.... Thinking we'd talk to you while you're pooping." Zuko
"Why would anyone call anybody while they are on the toilet pooping?" Ioni
"Cuz they didn't know." GM
"Cuz they are hungry and want dinner." Zuko
"The relationship rules have not been clearly defined but they do have joint activities involving 3rd parties. Mnemia is not terribly interested in whoring it up at the moment, but if Zis is bored and this keeps her out of trouble, that's fine." Zuko
"Has Mnemia taken an active role in the search?" Mnemia
"Early on, you did until you got yourself a pig." GM
"Hey, that's my wife." Zuko
"And it's a pig!" Mnemia
"Didn't we think she was dead at the time?" Kadon
"Technically." GM
"Then that puts him back on the market!" Kadon
"She kind of raises her eye brow at this being stress relief." GM on Ioni's brothel rebranding
"Is Gavin really that bad in bed!?" Ioni
"If she doesn't believe that then some one is doing something wrong." Kadon
"Just as a normal number, not people." GM
"So they have three holes." Zuko
"Ioni's not going to take it completely personal, she doesn't cause harm. It's Zuko and Mnemia who cause harm." Ioni
"That's not wrong." Mnemia
"She says you were looking for skilled employees." GM
"Take her for a test drive!" Kadon loudly
"About this time, Scarlet is like Look! I can turn into a pig! Oink!" Kadon
"Look, I can turn into Bacon! I'm tasty!" GM
"Trust me here." Kadon
"No! You cause too much trouble! No trust!" Ioni
"Kadon, too much brain.. give me a sec." Zuko
"Non-sense, suffice to say." Kadon
"Good God Man." Zuko
"The individual..." Kadon
"You don't have to explain everything to everyone!" Ioni
"She asked for an explanation! Shutup!" Kadon
"That doesn't mean Mr. Professor has to come out with his big thick Encyclopedia and say guess what, here's how it started, here's how its going and this is our possible paths." Ioni
"There is a man he was living in the Green house." Kadon
"GAAAAAAAAH!!!" Ioni
"Using a charm to.." Kadon
"You're in whore island, shut up!" Zuko
"infect sickness upon one of our allies. we intend to hunt him down and ask him why. Succinct enough for you, Zuko?" Kadon
"You were the one who said it! That's why I carefully avoided the statement." Kadon
"I smell bacon." Ioni
"Scarlet gets turned on by conflict." Zuko
"See Kadon, the other reason to have Zuko talk is people don't know he's lying. My point being I'm dumb enough that if she's detecting lies I'm less likely to lie by hiding information because I don't understand anything." Zuko
"Quick they can detect lies, SEND IN ZUKO!" Ioni
"It's a lot of flowerbirds! Well... he's not lying." Zuko
"Well he's really confused. About what? We're not sure." Ioni
"Simple piece of advice, next time shave first." Kadon
"Wow." GM
"Kadon knows all about shaving." Zuko
"Friction. It's an issue." Kadon
"I wasn't even thinking friction. I was thinking she saw something grabbed hold and yanked. It's Zis." Ioni
"Wo...oooow...." Kadon
"Wow that's just .... ehhh Zis... There's a reason Mnemia has such a high soak value." GM
"Kadon does not sit without reason!" Ioni
"Yeah well if his four armed ass could get off his game station, it'd be really helpful." Zuko
"Not sure if I'd put it to him in those exact words." GM
"Which is why I can say it because I know he's not paying attention." Zuko
"I have nothing to do in Chiaroscuro, but Mnemia will stay around to punch people." Mnemia
"Anyone else have an idea? We could just give them to Mercury. She likes orphans!" Zuko
"I would assume it would be with my mind because it does control my body." Ioni
"All evidence to the contrary..." Kadon
"THANK YOU!" Zuko
"Stop attempting to milk my wife, it's quite rude." Zuko
"She seems to like it." Mnemia
"With Bob Ross... Here's a happy penis, let's treat it just right." Zuko
"So should I light this up? Put it in a brownie?" Mnemia on finding the evil Mushroom
"Does Scarlet... I forget... have a pig form so she can hunt for truffles?" Zuko
"Probably not the weirdest form I've fucked her in.." Zuko
"We are discussing using genesis to create Xenomorphs." Kadon
Ioni then uses the google... "Xenomorph fan fic is.... well... rmm... euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuw..."
Link one.
Link two.
"Awww, my recording things full..." Ioni
"Either that or it gave up on the whole internet fucking thing." Mnemia
"It's like I no longer have the will to liiiive!" GM
"Somehow our thief followed us here. Am I sleep stealing again!? Just in case we aren't clear here we're killing it." Zuko
"What did they do to you?" GM
"I'm pretty sure this counts as screwing with us and that makes us cranky." Mnemia
"I don't fucking know what to do with this kid. I basically just haul it around." Mnemia
"Basically put a leash on it drag it along behind you." GM
"Around this time, Scarlet is like, LOOK! I can turn into a pig! OINK!" Kadon
"I am not going to kill anyone!" Zuko
"We've had accidental death's before!" Mnemia
"I don't know what you're talking about." Zuko
"This would be so much easier if you go to sleep... go to sleep.... shhh." Zuko
"There are some days where I question if you guys are the good guys." GM
"Remind me, what can you see with your essence sight, Kadon?" GM
"Yes." Kadon
"So the trick at work is to wet yourself, so when people ask "What are you doing!?" you can say, must work... can't stop.... That's how you get vacation days." Zuko
"Eventually she comes back in new pig form to hunt truffles across the city." GM
"There is something mesmerizing about that." GM
"Once Kadon starts searching, the rest of us don't have to roll." Mnemia
"I still only get one. Sorry guys, Ioni is a one trick pony. It's apparently the donkey show and that's it!" Ioni
"C'mon, you're turned more tricks than that." Kadon
"I was gonna say, we just learned something about Ioni we didn't need to know!" GM
"Whoever was living here was investigating whatever interests Ioni's family had a shipping company down here for." GM
"Yeah well... I signed an NDA on that, I don't get to tell anyone." Ioni
"It's not often I hear that one thrown back at me." GM
"You get the impression that whoever called this place home pretty much never left it" GM
"Is there penis wear on everything? IE has Gavin been living here?" Ioni
"There's multiple Gavin's from what I understand. Chiaroscuro could be cheating on Gavin with Gavin!" Ioni
"Or Gavin could be cheating on Chiaroscuro with Gavin." Zuko
"Is that Gay or just Masturbation?" Kadon
"Just masturbation." Ioni and Zuko together.
"That was a little too creepily answered by both of you." Kadon
"We've had this conversation." Ioni
"Oh wouldn't you fuck you if you met you? C'mon!" Zuko
"No... I really wouldn't." Kadon
*"Homophobe..." Zuko*
"Yeah the answer is no." GM
"You're guessing a 'he'." GM
"Left the toilet seat up." Kadon
"Didn't clean the shower?" Ioni
"Do a composite sketch. Does it look like the Unibomber?" Kadon
"Are they wearing a hoodie?" Ioni
"It would help if you put up big signs that say 'Exalts fuck free!'" Zuko
"No, because that would upset Scarlet." Ioni
"Wait what!?" GM
"I am the one person in the party who won't be fucking around!" Zuko
"He does have a point, Kadon has someone but he's never seen her." GM
"No, I've seen her, I just can't remember." Kadon
"Mnemia and Zis, I don't really thing it's cheating, I think it's tag teaming." GM
"When I sleep with the squirrel harem that's team building, not cheating." Zuko
"I'm pretty sure that makes it gay." Kadon
"It's not gay if it's not you." Zuko
"And it's not you!" Kadon
"So when Scarlet chased down that pig, she could have just fucked it?" Mnemia
"Don't know if that charm works on non-humans... Also, it's turning down the chance to eat bacon... c'mon!" GM
"Yeah, she has to go find a snake now so she can unhinge her jaw, so as a squirrel she can eat the pig whole." GM
"Yea, that's why... That's totally why." Zuko
"That's what I was thinking! What were' you thinking?.... Oh that's disgusting!" GM
"Seriously GM? We need to get you laid so bad." Zuko
"Probably a something -blood." Kadon
"Could be a crip... you don't know!" Zuko
"What? Oh yes, how droll." Kadon
"Hey, they can't all be zingers you fuck head." Zuko
"I think GM's poopin'." Zuko
"Are you gonna call him?" Ioni
"Call him and find out." Mnemia
"What if he answers?" Ioni
"Then it means he really cares about his coworkers and ordering them dinner from Cheeseburger in Paradise." Zuko
"I had you on speaker so I may have missed it. Were you thinking of calling me to see if I was on the toilet?" GM
"Don't know what you're talking about. Pervert.... Thinking we'd talk to you while you're pooping." Zuko
"Why would anyone call anybody while they are on the toilet pooping?" Ioni
"Cuz they didn't know." GM
"Cuz they are hungry and want dinner." Zuko
"The relationship rules have not been clearly defined but they do have joint activities involving 3rd parties. Mnemia is not terribly interested in whoring it up at the moment, but if Zis is bored and this keeps her out of trouble, that's fine." Zuko
"Has Mnemia taken an active role in the search?" Mnemia
"Early on, you did until you got yourself a pig." GM
"Hey, that's my wife." Zuko
"And it's a pig!" Mnemia
"Didn't we think she was dead at the time?" Kadon
"Technically." GM
"Then that puts him back on the market!" Kadon
"She kind of raises her eye brow at this being stress relief." GM on Ioni's brothel rebranding
"Is Gavin really that bad in bed!?" Ioni
"If she doesn't believe that then some one is doing something wrong." Kadon
"Just as a normal number, not people." GM
"So they have three holes." Zuko
"Ioni's not going to take it completely personal, she doesn't cause harm. It's Zuko and Mnemia who cause harm." Ioni
"That's not wrong." Mnemia
"She says you were looking for skilled employees." GM
"Take her for a test drive!" Kadon loudly
"About this time, Scarlet is like Look! I can turn into a pig! Oink!" Kadon
"Look, I can turn into Bacon! I'm tasty!" GM
"Trust me here." Kadon
"No! You cause too much trouble! No trust!" Ioni
"Kadon, too much brain.. give me a sec." Zuko
"Non-sense, suffice to say." Kadon
"Good God Man." Zuko
"The individual..." Kadon
"You don't have to explain everything to everyone!" Ioni
"She asked for an explanation! Shutup!" Kadon
"That doesn't mean Mr. Professor has to come out with his big thick Encyclopedia and say guess what, here's how it started, here's how its going and this is our possible paths." Ioni
"There is a man he was living in the Green house." Kadon
"GAAAAAAAAH!!!" Ioni
"Using a charm to.." Kadon
"You're in whore island, shut up!" Zuko
"infect sickness upon one of our allies. we intend to hunt him down and ask him why. Succinct enough for you, Zuko?" Kadon
"You were the one who said it! That's why I carefully avoided the statement." Kadon
"I smell bacon." Ioni
"Scarlet gets turned on by conflict." Zuko
"See Kadon, the other reason to have Zuko talk is people don't know he's lying. My point being I'm dumb enough that if she's detecting lies I'm less likely to lie by hiding information because I don't understand anything." Zuko
"Quick they can detect lies, SEND IN ZUKO!" Ioni
"It's a lot of flowerbirds! Well... he's not lying." Zuko
"Well he's really confused. About what? We're not sure." Ioni
"Simple piece of advice, next time shave first." Kadon
"Wow." GM
"Kadon knows all about shaving." Zuko
"Friction. It's an issue." Kadon
"I wasn't even thinking friction. I was thinking she saw something grabbed hold and yanked. It's Zis." Ioni
"Wo...oooow...." Kadon
"Wow that's just .... ehhh Zis... There's a reason Mnemia has such a high soak value." GM
"Kadon does not sit without reason!" Ioni
"Yeah well if his four armed ass could get off his game station, it'd be really helpful." Zuko
"Not sure if I'd put it to him in those exact words." GM
"Which is why I can say it because I know he's not paying attention." Zuko
Monday, October 01, 2012
And after a long delay... It's not stupid! Have more dice!
Due to life, we had to take a brief break. We're back now for a bit.
This is the first pass through of the quotes, there may be more added later. So, stay tuned!
**Edit: Second pass through the quotes has been added to the end and not necessarily in chronological order...**
"I'd stab something, but I just don't have the will now" GM
"At the end of the season, there was a marriage proposal. The next season there is no mention of it!" Kadon on an anime series
"That's how all marriage proposals go." Ioni
"Someone is blasting Stayin' Alive while riding a Harley Davidson. I'm not sure why, but this amuses me." Ioni
"You got something against Queen?" Kadon
"Uh.. that's not Queen." Ioni
"Oh dammit... it's by...." Kadon trying to think of the band name.
"It's okay, you're old." Ioni
"It could have been distributed on napkins it's that quality." Kadon
"What the fuck was that?!" GM
"Did your librarian die?" Mnemia
"You guys are still fighting over the squirrel girls?" GM
"Yes, he just doesn't know he's lost yet." Kadon about Zuko
"No no no, next time they get lost in the Underworld, they are finding their own way back!" Kadon on Mnemia's kids.
"Mnemia doesn't work that way." Ioni
"Why don't we just pull the Shrek thing. Shove them into a tower, guarded by something they can't beat, put it over a volcano... They can learn through books!" Ioni on the kids
"I don't think you are helping." Mnemia
"I was supposed to help?" Ioni
"I hope so!" Mnemia
"Mnemia, go hug your kids." Ioni
"So you know the students who are cheating on all their tests." GM
"Are they doing it cleverly." Kadon
"Some are. Some aren't." GM
"Good. Those who are..... Those who aren't - detention!" Kadon
"Did he say fuck you all? Cuz if he did I might be more interested." Mnemia
"Are you asking if Kadon said fuck you all, or Dumbledor?" GM
"Dumbledor!" Mnemia
"This dude is getting tracked down, and I may offer him a job." Kadon
"Or murder him." Mnemia
"I vote with Mnemia's idea!" Zuko
"Well then, I'm not going to write any" Zuko on the notes
"Was that the sound of Zuko 'yeah well if I write any then they will know I am gonna murder them'" GM
"I said nothing. I don't know where you're getting this stuff from." Zuko
"The fact that you and Mnemia are jonesing to punch someone in the face." GM
"While I as a player am seeking to stab someone, Mnemia is a bit more subdued." Mnemia
"That sounds like a solid excuse, yeah sure, put be down for one of those" Zuko
"And for using logic! I'll give you a stunt die." GM to Ioni
"It's NOT STUPID! Have more dice!" Mnemia
"When you have larcenied a baby out of a primordial, really what else is there left to do?" Zuko
"Okay, well I look forward to murdering him!" Zuko
"It forms a giant middle finger up at the sky... or... 'you're next'" Zuko
"I'm down with the whole note thing... what did it say? Come see us cuz fuck you?" Zuko
"Cuz if this person has any essence, they can do what we can do and they will know we are full of shit." Zuko
"What will this organization do" Zuko
"Whatever the fuck I want them to!" Kadon
"Without turning on the lights... I'm gonna say... yes?" Zuko
"Oh.. Really? I wasn't expecting that. Honestly I expected many things from Zuko. Casual polite conversation was not one of them." GM
"Zuko will pause, turn and walk up the wall. 'And what is it?'" Zuko
"God you're fucking random!" Kadon
"It's how Zuko paces!" Zuko
"I seem to recall you're not the educated one of your group. Zuko
"And that's a good way to secure my help!" Zuko
*snuff... snuff... snuff... snuff.*
"What is going on!?" Ioni
"The cat is having seizures. .... Dude... Your cat has rhythm!" Zuko
"If that's what you want to call it." Mnemia
"And one day, we take out Mnemia's war strider and write Nessa will you marry me. And Kadon is like, you assholes." Zuko
"Wait, Kadon was funny? What did I miss." Zuko
"Do we already know where we can find Gavin?" Kadon
"Balls deep in a drainage ditch?" Zuko
"They are perfectly capable of dreaming. I just dictate what their dreams are!" Kadon
"Most of the dreams are of Librarians." Zuko
"They frolic." Zuko
"Gaah!" GM
"To be clear, inseminating squirrel girls is not considered helping out in a genetics lab." Kadon
"Hey you assist in the way you like, I will assist in the way I like." Zuko
"Did I get that on tape?" Kadon
"What, the line? Or the insemination?" GM
"You're gonna have to pay a lot more to get the insemination on tape." Zuko
"How much of an amateur porn network is there in Nexus?" Zuko
"I don't know but Ioni will be building a better one." Ioni
"See, you guys got your camera angles all wrong, and the lighting!... and the blocking... Here, just give me that and I'll show you how this is done." GM
"Really GM?" Ioni
"Which she has said to a lot of the Girls while she has been training them into whores." Zuko
"What! Every Thursday night is group orgy night! There's a reason we have it, women!" Ioni
"Wow..." GM
"Yea, I got no words whatsoever. I applaud....." Kadon
"This is the concern of raidint eh fridge afterwards and not having much of a fridge to raid..." GM
"What!?" Zuko
"Apparently after GM get laid he likes to eat!" Ioni
"Yeah, GM, fucking isn't.........." Zuko
"It's possible you're smoking the wrong thing afterwards.." Kadon
"No making yourself a room in the men's dormitory!" Zuko
"It's not the men's dormitory anymore! It's my base of operations!" Ioni
"Make no mistake about it, there is a Department at the College of which Ioni is an honorary chair." Kadon
"Wait! When did that happen?" Ioni
"Around the time you became a titanic whore!" Zuko
"When did that happen?!" Ioni
"2 weeks before you joined the game!" Zuko
"You exalt and the first thing you think is 'how can this benefit me in bed?'" GM
"Well sometimes you just need that little extra push to be more limber.... I don't know where I was going with that one." Ioni
"Who gave us the universal fuck adapter." Zuko
"How about I roll perception... fuck." Zuko
"You have something you take pride in... specifically." GM
"Eyes up here, Lady." Zuko
"Don't you mean down if you're on the ceiling?" Ioni
"It's Mercury, not Venus." Kadon
"Hey, Ladies can't resist it." Zuko
"They have come through and are waiting for a recharge." GM
"Well why didn't they go through her back door?" Zuko
"We've heard the phrase but you're not actually supposed to break it off inside her, Gavin." Kadon
"Oh wait, Kadon was funny, what I miss." Zuko
"Believe me, Herald would bring his entire platoon if Gavin got his ..... stuck in something." GM
"It's stuck in a window this time?" Zuko
"An especially narrow lamp post." Kadon
"What are you doing to my mailbox? Well, it's my girl friend... you see.... and well... er..." Zuko
"I saw a news article last week about a dude somewhere who got busted for fucking a couch." Kadon
"How... how.... Okay, I only wanna know how you get arrested for that cuz I'm pretty sure that's privacy of your own home." GM
"Except it had been put out to curb to be thrown away." Kadon
"DUDE!" GM
"Okay, hold up! The first thing GM thinks is wait that's legal isn't it?" Kadon
"Shit I don't even have a couch so NYAH!" GM
"GM, if someone threw out a couch on the curb near you.." Zuko
"Would you take it home before using it?" Ioni
"Well that would ruin the spontaneity of it!" Zuko
"Back in my day I could fuck 20 couches a week!" Zuko
"I have a street corner/hooker Sofa image in my head there that was really disturbing!" Kadon
"Well, I'm just wondering, everyone's like why would you fuck a couch and GM is like the logistics of this are just too difficult to work out." Zuko
"Nelumbo got the clap from Chiaroscuro and now she wants to kill it with fire." Zuko
"Why are you lot guarding thsi gate, and why are you relieved to see me." Kadon
"First time for everything." Zuko
"He will produce his log for the day." GM
"So, what's on his log?" Ioni
"What does Kadon discover on his dog." Zuko
"Has anyone scratched the surface too hard while writing in their names?" Ioni
"Aww, now you made it dirty, Ioni." Zuko
"Go the fuck back to Yu-shan, we're trying to work here." Kadon
"My roommates not wearing pants anymore, okay." Ioni
"Information.. don't need." GM
"Before she was a sculpted and deadly looking athlete, and now she looks a little emancipated." GM
"Emaciated." Kadon
"Emancipated is the opposite of what she is now." Mnemia
"Zuko - the last time you saw her it helps that she had interesting things for you to say, and that she never wore clothes." GM
This is the first pass through of the quotes, there may be more added later. So, stay tuned!
**Edit: Second pass through the quotes has been added to the end and not necessarily in chronological order...**
"I'd stab something, but I just don't have the will now" GM
"At the end of the season, there was a marriage proposal. The next season there is no mention of it!" Kadon on an anime series
"That's how all marriage proposals go." Ioni
"Someone is blasting Stayin' Alive while riding a Harley Davidson. I'm not sure why, but this amuses me." Ioni
"You got something against Queen?" Kadon
"Uh.. that's not Queen." Ioni
"Oh dammit... it's by...." Kadon trying to think of the band name.
"It's okay, you're old." Ioni
"It could have been distributed on napkins it's that quality." Kadon
"What the fuck was that?!" GM
"Did your librarian die?" Mnemia
"You guys are still fighting over the squirrel girls?" GM
"Yes, he just doesn't know he's lost yet." Kadon about Zuko
"No no no, next time they get lost in the Underworld, they are finding their own way back!" Kadon on Mnemia's kids.
"Mnemia doesn't work that way." Ioni
"Why don't we just pull the Shrek thing. Shove them into a tower, guarded by something they can't beat, put it over a volcano... They can learn through books!" Ioni on the kids
"I don't think you are helping." Mnemia
"I was supposed to help?" Ioni
"I hope so!" Mnemia
"Mnemia, go hug your kids." Ioni
"So you know the students who are cheating on all their tests." GM
"Are they doing it cleverly." Kadon
"Some are. Some aren't." GM
"Good. Those who are..... Those who aren't - detention!" Kadon
"Did he say fuck you all? Cuz if he did I might be more interested." Mnemia
"Are you asking if Kadon said fuck you all, or Dumbledor?" GM
"Dumbledor!" Mnemia
"This dude is getting tracked down, and I may offer him a job." Kadon
"Or murder him." Mnemia
"I vote with Mnemia's idea!" Zuko
"Well then, I'm not going to write any" Zuko on the notes
"Was that the sound of Zuko 'yeah well if I write any then they will know I am gonna murder them'" GM
"I said nothing. I don't know where you're getting this stuff from." Zuko
"The fact that you and Mnemia are jonesing to punch someone in the face." GM
"While I as a player am seeking to stab someone, Mnemia is a bit more subdued." Mnemia
"That sounds like a solid excuse, yeah sure, put be down for one of those" Zuko
"And for using logic! I'll give you a stunt die." GM to Ioni
"It's NOT STUPID! Have more dice!" Mnemia
"When you have larcenied a baby out of a primordial, really what else is there left to do?" Zuko
"Okay, well I look forward to murdering him!" Zuko
"It forms a giant middle finger up at the sky... or... 'you're next'" Zuko
"I'm down with the whole note thing... what did it say? Come see us cuz fuck you?" Zuko
"Cuz if this person has any essence, they can do what we can do and they will know we are full of shit." Zuko
"What will this organization do" Zuko
"Whatever the fuck I want them to!" Kadon
"Without turning on the lights... I'm gonna say... yes?" Zuko
"Oh.. Really? I wasn't expecting that. Honestly I expected many things from Zuko. Casual polite conversation was not one of them." GM
"Zuko will pause, turn and walk up the wall. 'And what is it?'" Zuko
"God you're fucking random!" Kadon
"It's how Zuko paces!" Zuko
"I seem to recall you're not the educated one of your group. Zuko
"And that's a good way to secure my help!" Zuko
*snuff... snuff... snuff... snuff.*
"What is going on!?" Ioni
"The cat is having seizures. .... Dude... Your cat has rhythm!" Zuko
"If that's what you want to call it." Mnemia
"And one day, we take out Mnemia's war strider and write Nessa will you marry me. And Kadon is like, you assholes." Zuko
"Wait, Kadon was funny? What did I miss." Zuko
"Do we already know where we can find Gavin?" Kadon
"Balls deep in a drainage ditch?" Zuko
"They are perfectly capable of dreaming. I just dictate what their dreams are!" Kadon
"Most of the dreams are of Librarians." Zuko
"They frolic." Zuko
"Gaah!" GM
"To be clear, inseminating squirrel girls is not considered helping out in a genetics lab." Kadon
"Hey you assist in the way you like, I will assist in the way I like." Zuko
"Did I get that on tape?" Kadon
"What, the line? Or the insemination?" GM
"You're gonna have to pay a lot more to get the insemination on tape." Zuko
"How much of an amateur porn network is there in Nexus?" Zuko
"I don't know but Ioni will be building a better one." Ioni
"See, you guys got your camera angles all wrong, and the lighting!... and the blocking... Here, just give me that and I'll show you how this is done." GM
"Really GM?" Ioni
"Which she has said to a lot of the Girls while she has been training them into whores." Zuko
"What! Every Thursday night is group orgy night! There's a reason we have it, women!" Ioni
"Wow..." GM
"Yea, I got no words whatsoever. I applaud....." Kadon
"This is the concern of raidint eh fridge afterwards and not having much of a fridge to raid..." GM
"What!?" Zuko
"Apparently after GM get laid he likes to eat!" Ioni
"Yeah, GM, fucking isn't.........." Zuko
"It's possible you're smoking the wrong thing afterwards.." Kadon
"No making yourself a room in the men's dormitory!" Zuko
"It's not the men's dormitory anymore! It's my base of operations!" Ioni
"Make no mistake about it, there is a Department at the College of which Ioni is an honorary chair." Kadon
"Wait! When did that happen?" Ioni
"Around the time you became a titanic whore!" Zuko
"When did that happen?!" Ioni
"2 weeks before you joined the game!" Zuko
"You exalt and the first thing you think is 'how can this benefit me in bed?'" GM
"Well sometimes you just need that little extra push to be more limber.... I don't know where I was going with that one." Ioni
"Who gave us the universal fuck adapter." Zuko
"How about I roll perception... fuck." Zuko
"You have something you take pride in... specifically." GM
"Eyes up here, Lady." Zuko
"Don't you mean down if you're on the ceiling?" Ioni
"It's Mercury, not Venus." Kadon
"Hey, Ladies can't resist it." Zuko
"They have come through and are waiting for a recharge." GM
"Well why didn't they go through her back door?" Zuko
"We've heard the phrase but you're not actually supposed to break it off inside her, Gavin." Kadon
"Oh wait, Kadon was funny, what I miss." Zuko
"Believe me, Herald would bring his entire platoon if Gavin got his ..... stuck in something." GM
"It's stuck in a window this time?" Zuko
"An especially narrow lamp post." Kadon
"What are you doing to my mailbox? Well, it's my girl friend... you see.... and well... er..." Zuko
"I saw a news article last week about a dude somewhere who got busted for fucking a couch." Kadon
"How... how.... Okay, I only wanna know how you get arrested for that cuz I'm pretty sure that's privacy of your own home." GM
"Except it had been put out to curb to be thrown away." Kadon
"DUDE!" GM
"Okay, hold up! The first thing GM thinks is wait that's legal isn't it?" Kadon
"Shit I don't even have a couch so NYAH!" GM
"GM, if someone threw out a couch on the curb near you.." Zuko
"Would you take it home before using it?" Ioni
"Well that would ruin the spontaneity of it!" Zuko
"Back in my day I could fuck 20 couches a week!" Zuko
"I have a street corner/hooker Sofa image in my head there that was really disturbing!" Kadon
"Well, I'm just wondering, everyone's like why would you fuck a couch and GM is like the logistics of this are just too difficult to work out." Zuko
"Nelumbo got the clap from Chiaroscuro and now she wants to kill it with fire." Zuko
"Why are you lot guarding thsi gate, and why are you relieved to see me." Kadon
"First time for everything." Zuko
"He will produce his log for the day." GM
"So, what's on his log?" Ioni
"What does Kadon discover on his dog." Zuko
"Has anyone scratched the surface too hard while writing in their names?" Ioni
"Aww, now you made it dirty, Ioni." Zuko
"Go the fuck back to Yu-shan, we're trying to work here." Kadon
"My roommates not wearing pants anymore, okay." Ioni
"Information.. don't need." GM
"Before she was a sculpted and deadly looking athlete, and now she looks a little emancipated." GM
"Emaciated." Kadon
"Emancipated is the opposite of what she is now." Mnemia
"Zuko - the last time you saw her it helps that she had interesting things for you to say, and that she never wore clothes." GM
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