Saturday, January 28, 2012

Miss-leading AMVs. Dude! Elfin Leid is a comedy, right?

"This conversation sounds like it was put in a random text generator" Tamiko

"I am still catching up on my sleep.  I may say stupid things." Tamiko

"Does this mean I have a ghost that owes me a favor?" Toshiro

"Technically that person burst into flames in front of me... You could be next" Toshiro

"He is the apprentice of Kuni Ryu" GM
"Isn't that an MP3 Player?" Engeiko

"Okay, Engeiko tries to silver tongue the lock into opening but it doesn't act like a virgins legs." GM

"You are a freak of nature.  You are proof God does not exist" Toshiro
"Sweet! I am all the proof for atheists" GM

"Only you can prevent shadowlands taint" Toshiro

"That's like saying I never watched Lord of the Rings because I watched Krull the Conqueror" Taro

"Shugenja 1, you are next on the arrow is right! COME ON DOWN!" Engeiko

"It's thoughts like that that make Zombie apocalypse happen" Toshiro

"Anyone not concerned about that at the beginning is doing it wrong" Engeiko

"Cant you just drive by and iajutsu kill it?" Engeiko
"Well yeah, but people will notice a decapitation" Toshiro

"And the mother?"  Toshiro
"She no longer shows sign of taint" GM
"Did you check her crotch" Toshiro
"She's single now!" Tamiko

"If you light that ghost on fire, I bet Toshiro and Engeiko will see him" Taro
"As tempting as that is..." Tamiko

"Your reluctance is appropriate for a phoenix pacifist" Taro

"I just don't want to hurt a phoenix of my clan who is innocent!" Tamiko

"You should fireball at every peasant we see!" Toshiro

"I have told you repeatedly, I am not into other girls" Engeiko
"Wait, don't you have a secret lover that's a girl?" Tamiko
"No... I don't have a secret lover"   Engeiko

"Okay, its Engeiko, who doesn't enjoy a good scissoring" GM
"Would someone please write that down." Engeiko

"Zombies can't catch you if you are on fire... Ninjas too" Toshiro

"I thought you were lusting after the daughter" Engeiko
"I have YOU if I want to lust" Toshiro

"I am starting to think that this polishing of blades is specifically against scorpions - it is hard to keep a weapon poisoned!" Taro

"Everyone else was telling you to back off and double check" Taro
"And the phoenix crying out more blood for the Blood God" Toshiro

"Yes for all their magic and skill, the phoenix are known for their love of Khorne" Engeiko

"Taro, the owners been through a lot.  If you could keep her from getting blood every where" Toshiro

"I am going to go drown the rage" Engeiko
"Taking a poop?" Toshiro

"Concentrate all your fury into that one nugget" Toshiro

"Taro hates a lot of good things, and then he likes Claymore." Toshiro

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Is there a decipher bullsh*t skill?!

"I saw him mock an 8 year old for not knowing how to evolve one pokemon into another pokemon."  Toshiro

"Yeah, she can make it way more pervy" Taro
"I can certainly use the money" Toshiro

"I don't know about you, but leveling up kicks ass for me" Taro

"The RIAA has found me! Gotta go!" Toshiro

"Its not a level up from Biting Steel... it.." Tamiko
"Gives you herpes" GM

"You need a small urn of LSD" GM
"I stop paying attention for 2 seconds" Tamiko

"I need to get a better bow." Engeiko

"Leaving your apartment is easy.  Its getting in that is difficult" Taro

"Maybe he has to take his room mate for a walk?" Toshiro
"With a choke-chain collar" Engeiko
"Well, it gives him a whole new reason to have peanut butter around." GM

"Also, never in a million years.  Never, never never.  I know what you guys think in your evil fanfic" Tamiko
"But you'd enjoy it!" GM
"NO! NEVER" Tamiko
"So, you swing that way" Taro

"Witness the power of our fully armed and operational bile-o-tron" Engeiko

"This is my personal nightmare......." Tamiko goes on to describe Tali's real face.
"DAMN YOU! Keep that shit to yourself" Engeiko

"Frankly, if we go to Vegas to play an RPG... I may shoot myself" Toshiro

"Is there a decipher bullshit skill?" Taro

"GM, if you have a bunch of random fortune cookies in front of you, I will be upset." Tamiko

"Because I don't know if you guys have noticed but all Rokugani look the same" Toshiro

"I'm highly amused the crane is allowing the scorpion to touch his weapons." GM

"I will give him my number two smile" Engeiko
"And your number 2 smile says you want to fuck him?" GM
"No, thats the number 3 smile" Engeiko

"What the fuck are you, Toshiro?" Engeiko
"CRANE!  You only bitch about it every goddamn game" Toshiro

"I know you pulled an Amos and took the door off your bathroom" Toshiro

"I am a trusted and loyal friend" Taro
"NO YOU ARE NOT!" Toshiro

"You paused when you said that sentence.  That it will get you laid." Taro
"Fringe benefits?" Toshiro

"Just sayin' we didn't hear anything" Engeiko

"Tamiko, you need to learn yourself up on Vaginas and what they can do" Toshiro
"You have one you can practice with!" Engeiko
"I would prefer not to" Tamiko

"No, thanks to Tamiko you will be dreaming of ______[tali]___" Toshiro
"GYAAAAHHHH.... DAMMIT!" Engeiko

"Yeah, that's fine.  For definitions of fine." Engeiko

"You can still knee cap him" Engeiko
"Knee cap him, don't kill him" Toshiro

*Gagging* - Engeiko
"Suck, not choke" GM
"If you're not choking a little, you're doing it wrong sweety."  Toshiro

"I make a wicked bed." GM
"I bet mines better" Engeiko
"No, because women are seen in GM's bed." Toshiro
"Without a choke chain" Engeiko
"You all lose a point of essence" Tamiko

"Oh that last one you cannot cast" Engeiko
"Cuz you're a whore" Toshiro

"I should get into branding design, for cultists.  That's where the money is... and the underage tail..." ______

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Samurai for the Ethical Treatment of Oni

Not one of the players is of that bent.  Instead these are wonderful guys, who just like to make jokes and sometimes they get a little dirty.

"Austin is like Atlanta is to Georgia" Toshiro

"Alot of my relatives are of the belief that I have turned more liberal for living in Wisconsin and going to college" Tamiko

"That is one gene pool that I do not want to take a dip in" Tamiko after being referenced to taping Palin.

"Please die in a fucking fire" Engeiko

"And now I have explained the joke and it is now ruined, fuck you Tamiko" Engeiko

"Depending on the day of the week, I WANT TO FUCKING STAB PEOPLE" Engeiko

"Why did you use up all your spells?" Toshiro
"Because there is a fucking ONI!" Tamiko
"As far as reasons go, that is pretty good" Engeiko
"Isn't that why you have a sword?" Toshiro

"So Galby, what can you do?" Engeiko

"Its good we all invested in willpower" Taro
"TOTALLY!  It's amazing! I should lay off the sugar" GM

"Does Tamiko gets his spells back?" Toshiro
"You better not!" Tamiko

"Listen, its only after the 6th drink...." Toshiro

"Fuck this game!" Taro's mantra

"That would be hot if a chick said that at climax - KADOOM! Quest Complete"  Toshiro

"Toshiro is trying to liquor me up, so you guys get more xp and loot" GM
"Like that has ever helped us before" Taro

"Hey, I will play me own lechery, thank you" Toshiro
"You obviously weren't playing it hard enough" Engeiko

"Lezzing out" Toshiro
"You are obsessed with lezzing out!" GM

"Men are built to be functional and utilitarian.  They are built for one thing.  Women are built to attract the men.  One woman is art.  Two women are an art gallery" Toshiro

"Remember you can hide pieces in your boobs" Toshiro

"Wait, courtier?  LETS GET ENGEIKO IN THERE!" Toshiro

"That is when he learned his vagina was poisoned" Toshiro

"If he used the tetsubo as a golf club." Taro
"Get some good air time" Toshiro

"Why is Tamiko keep going South?" GM
"I really don't think its your place to talk!" Tamiko

"Dammit! Don't stand there you clown dick!" Engeiko

"While he is drawing attention, I will move up to club the next one" Taro

"Don't burn down the warehouse" Toshiro
"Hey, I haven't done that yet." Tamiko
"Because the GM told you not to" GM
"No... that's not it" Tamiko
"Because your party betters told you not to" Toshiro

"I'm going to sneak attack with a tetsubo" Taro

"Dash, do you want to go?  You don't have to go.  You don't have to double spear the two guys" GM

"Whatever, I shoot the guy" Engeiko

"From the shadows, you hear, sneak attack bitch" Engeiko

"You have a sword, GET IN HERE!" Taro
"But... NO!" Tamiko

"I see me underneath Taro" Toshiro

"Samurai for the ethical treatment of Oni!" Taro

"Until he took an arrow to the motherfucking knee.  BOTH OF THEM!" Engeiko
"DAMMIT!" as his first try kills the NPC

"No, I want some answers tonight" Tamiko

"Whats it going to take to break the door?" Toshiro
"Strength 4" GM
"What is it going to take the break the wall?"  Toshiro
"Strength of 4" GM
"Well, fuck it, I'm out" Toshiro