FIGHT THE MINIONS FIRST!

"... and the last troll says Intruderssss Consssume them!" GM


"So Thava kicks the door in says LEROY!!! and Birdman runs in screaming JEEEENKIIINS!" Havoc (Furpile)

"Apparently Sweden really likes the blog." Thava
"Sweden as in the country?" Stasi
"... no..." Thava
"Aww..." Stasi
"No, as in the ethereal state of mind." GM

"Fuck you, fight the trolls for a turn or two." GM
"I don't wanna!" Birdman

"I want to sit in the throne." Thava
"Someone needs to play tomb of horrors." Havoc
"I'm gonna sit in the throne." Thava
"You can sit in the throne." GM

"Before Thava does sit in the throne and kills us..." Havoc

"Oh good, we just found Skalmads gimp." Stasi
"Jealous?" Thava

"I was wondering when you'd think about that.  But I didn't say anything cuz, FUCK YOU!" GM

"We cleared the room, you can go now." Havoc
"Dude.." Stasi
"What do you plan to do now?" GM as NPC
"Kill you if you ask anymore questions." Thava
"DUDE!" Stasi
"He tries to run from Thava, but you haven't unlocked him yet and gets to the end and he gets jerked back and falls on his butt whimpering." GM


We went to the Fae world.... This is what we found.

And we're on to D&D

Long hiatus due to moving and just being busy.

"That is some brilliant meta gaming sir." GM

"She's going to swing at you." GM
"No she's dominated!  She's going to drop her shorts and take it up the cooch." Furpile Dominatrix
"That's more disturbing than the site Thava gave us." Stasi
"No, I'm pretty sure a baby jesus going up your butt is worse." Furpile Dominatrix.

"With some actual prep time I could do a lot more." Birdman
"Dude, a plane ride is all you need.  Don't know what you're talking about." GM

"Quarrk carries cat bells because he's worried about cats." Birdman
"I assumed that's what you made Stasi wear." GM
"What?" Stasi
"Nyaah!" GM

"Fuck, I want top kill something in this campaign." Stasi
"You shouldn't have played a defender." Furpile Dominatrix

"C'mon, where did you go?" Stasi
"Up your butt." Thava
"Ohh...." Birdman
"Cuz that's where gay people put stuff?" GM
"Does anyone else realize Thava wanted to just say that all along?" Furpile Dominatrix

"Start kicking the thief in the butt until he chooses a direction.  Like pushing a cat across the carpet." Furpile Dominatrix.

"These are innocent townspeople who have been turned.. they must be saved." GM

"Furpile just let me have it.  I took 2 attacks of opportunity for it... SHUT UP FURPILE!" GM


"You're in the middle of a room" GM
"Why is he in the middle of the room." Thava
"Cuz he's stupid.  Sneaky and Stupid" GM
"Those are not necessarily mutually exclusive." Stasi
"You're not helping, shut up!" Birdman
"Glowing coin... middle of the room..." GM


"I'd argue with him but I don't want the giant dildo -1 to attack think with tentacles to attack me." Stasi
"Jealous?" Thava
"No, I don't have that many crags HOLYSHIT!" Stasi

"Hang on, I have a thought." Stasi
"Oh....." Furpile

"God, that would have been so amazing!  I'm helping!" GM when the npcs start chain exploding
"FUCK YOU!" Stasi


"So, I can drop rocks from the sky..." Furpile talking about a new game
"So we have a new goal.  Make our characters so egregious Furpile has to kill us each week." GM