Who do we impress?

"I propose we impress the governess and not the rent-a-cock."  Lenore

"If we get her wet, he scores and everybody's happy" Lenore

"Lets just say we all circle jerk with bardic inspiration" Lenore

"You don't want to know what he did to the mashed potatoes" Lenore
"Making them extra cream


"I can fly" Tijo
"I can touch the sky." Velika
"I think about it every night and day" Birdman
"I refuse to be a part of this." Lenore

whaaaaaaaa

"Why do you ride when you can fly?" NPC
"There is much of the earth to hug and she will not let me leave for long." Tijo

You are an affront to the bird god.

"Is it weird that I'm playing the bird, but I fly less than everyone else in the party?" The Roc
"Yes, yes it is.  You are not using your wings properly, and are an affront to the bird god." Velika


"Velika is going off on her own.  This is the best plan." Tijo
"Yes, it's never gone wrong in any game.  But I didn't split the party" Velika
"Yes you did, you snuck into the camp on your own."  Lenore
"Well you didn't come with as my guidance!" Velika
"It only takes one of us to fuck up a stealth roll for both of us to be fucked, and you volunteered." Lenore


"Which two paragons did they list?" Tijo
"Sweitzer and Wolfstone" GM
"SWEITZER NO SWEITZING!"  Tijo

"I just love that the rogues have gone through this so much that when one of them steps on a twig they go 'fuck, I'm the bait now'" Tijo

"And now its Geld!" GM
"It's Gedd.."  Tijo
"Unless he's got his balls cut off." Velika
"What?" Tijo
"Gelded?" Velika
"I was looking at the d's and cutting of those balls."  Lenore
"It's got layers." The Roc

I'm a proud scurrying race.

"Lets not murder them this time, lets keep one alive."  Olru
"I didn't murder them!  I.... I don't think I murdered anyone."  Leon

"What kind of extortionist uses a bank?" Leon

"They are fine, it was a spite fire,"  Leon

"This is talking to an original NES NPC again isn't it."  Zaphod

"Forge Dawn... not Forged On."  GM
"Forge Dong.." Zaphod
"Wait, is their coat of arms a giant penis."  Olru
"No, its Forge Dong.. so penis on an anvil." Leon
"It's four dongs." Zaphod

"Good god.. thank god you're pretty.." Zaphod

"So uh, I see you're evles.  I am elf too!!!"  Leon
"I see you're mexican, I am mexican too!" GM

"I don't know her really well.  she knows me more than I know her." Raz
".........Uh huh." Leon
"This is because you don't wear pants, is it." Leon

"Ugh, disgusting elves.  Pointy eared cooking making assholes." GM

"I wanted the shiney thing.  Why didn't you tell me he had a shiney thing."  Zaphod

"I am a ___-ite, so my d's are soft." Zaphod
"So you like soft d's." Leon

"Elves has moms, right?" Zaphod
"I don't think Elves hatch from eggs."  Leon
"We do..." Zaphod

"Listen, if you don't start acting smarter, I'm going to put pants on you." Leon
"You think his smarts are leaking out of his taint?" Zaphod

"You're looking out at the sea, thinking thats a really nice ship and it'd be really nice to just sail away from these assholes."  GM
"Yeah, I'm just thinking of creating my own sea organization." Olru after the 14th time being called Elron

"If I were to take all of her skin and peel it off her, I could probably fit this all in 1 square foot." Leon
"Wow, this escalated quickly."  GM

"I like this idea.  Lets do this idea."  GM
"Great, the GM likes this I've got a back up character.

"Oh man, it probably comes out as dust at first." Leon about the Governor pooping.