"Laser time! die! Maybe they got loot in them." Alcyone about the npc's in Diablo3
"We are pretty sure at some point that cat was turned into a Lich." Alcyone on his crazy cat
"Okay, even my brain can't process what Alcyone just said. I think there was anal and masturbation?" Sora
"Hold on, the washer is buzzing me" Sora
"Wait, you have another woman in the apartment?" Ariko
"And you're not banging her?" Kai
"Somehow I was trying to come up with an unbalanced load reference." GM
"You heard the joke, but you don't get the joke" GM to Sora
"There are times when I feel bad teasing Sora, luckily they pass quickly." Ariko
"The game comes out the 22nd and I don't think you can control it with a rabbit" Sora
"Oh I'll do that." Ariko
"Kai, be sure you record that." Alcyone
"Let it be known that Sora has taken the Forensic Cat Puking Hairball feat." Ariko
"You know you want to shave your roommates pussy before she leaves." Alcyone
"I just threw up in my mouth a little." Sora
"Oh, if that's how it's gonna go, I'm tripping Sora. You've got the stamina to satisfy them all, right?" Ariko about the demon apes.
"Yeah NO! No!" Sora
"So-ra!" GM
"If you're going that way with ti you have to say toss the bitch out" Ariko
"Hang on a minute, I'm being hailed." Sora
"Apparently you were good in bed, you are being hailed." Kai
"Hail Sora! Master of the Rabbit!" Ariko
"And now we wait for Sora." GM
"Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" Ariko
"Obsidian Butterflies against the hottie only hits the clothes." Alcyone
"I continue to act as the motion detector from Aliens and calling out movement to the rest." Alcyone
"An individual, a robed and cloaked individual" GM
"Arrow in the head.... I wanted to pull a Gamers" Ariko interrupting
"Oh good, come over here, little girl." GM in a thick Russian accent
"I'm not the talky talky, I'm not going over there." Kai
"Oh good Kai, tell him that." Alcyone
"I'm sorry, you are trespassing, please go home." Kai trying to be the talky talky
"I sincerely apologize for this but I.." GM gets interrupted again
"Apologies accepted, actions not. Please go home now." Kai
"Scratch that, who are you." Kai when her one brain cell finally activates.
"Little voice in my head said be useful... be useful..." Alcyone
"He is a meat pop-sicle." Alcyone
"We aren't fighting Bruce Willis." Sora
"We would be dead if it were John McClain." Ariko
"Chikan good" Kai impersonating Lelu Dallas.
"When you say it like that in Japanese, it means something else." Alcyone
"Sorry, I can't read my Character Sheet now, it's all in English." Kai
"Oh god, I'm an eleven year old and I can't say the line I want to." Ariko
"And who might that be? Taiga Sensei is already here!" Ariko on Masters
"Yeah, keep telling yourself that." Alcyone
"Well I am not going to say you in front of Taiga! She might get offended!" Ariko
"Okay GM, remember when we were playing Solars that we wanted to go up against Dragon-blooded because they were equal to us. Just because we are playing Dragon-blooded right now does not mean we need to fight Infernals!" Ariko
"I chose my post. I chose a big and thick pillar." Sora
"I am Ledaal Ariko! Sorceress of the First Circle and I'm here to protect the forgetful and triumph over demonic jerks! In the name of Mela, I will punish you!" Ariko
"The stairs are made of wood." GM
"And I am on fire." Kai
"I don't think we want to burn the stairs down." Alcyone
"Sora just needs to start pumping poison into him and that's how we kill him." Unknown.
"Sora, why do you hate eye sockets?" Ariko
"Well it just seems like a good place to stick it." Sora
"Oh my god, did you skull fuck a girl when you were young?" Ariko
"Maguffin san, it's like MacGuyver but not." Alcyone
"GM, can I tell with weather sense if a ditsy blond is going to crash into us with a space ship?" Ariko
"Uh, Sora, I don't want to sound like a queer or nuthin', but you got a sweet ass." Ariko
"I learned of their secret passage through Booty Magazine." Ariko
"I do not have shoulders, a neck or 2 fingers." Sora
"I love the way they bleat." GM
"GM, we don't need to know how much you love sheep. Baaa-aaa-aah." Ariko
"Means No." Sora
"We are having a conversation over here, keep your frogs out of it!" Sora
"Hey, I found another ball." Sora
"That's a problem, Sora." Ariko
"What the hell are they doing?" Sora
"What? We were playing the 'guess what!' game! And it doesn't end in pregnancy." Kai
"Yay! Alcyone has dinged!" Kai
"And I am here to Tyr up dat der Vagina!" Ariko
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Sunday, May 13, 2012
This week only, a sandwich between two lovers, Linds and Sora. At your local theater now!
"Sora is good at looking pretty and giving a hand job... I am looking at your stats dude: appearance, dex... enough said." Alcyone
"So, your goal is to make Sora cry?" Sora
"In pleasure?" Kai
"Duh!" Ariko
"That does solve all of our problems." Alcyone
"As long as they think they can get in between the two pieces of fire, that's all that matters." Alcyone
"Anything worth doing is.." Ariko
"Worth doing flashing your panties." Alcyone
"Well shit. We can't even lez him awake. What good are we?" Kai
"If two people give him CPR does that mean Kai and Sora have had an indirect kiss?" Alcyone
"Kai made out with Sora!" Ariko singing about the characters players.
"You are gonna punch him in the junk with an elemental lightning bolt?" Alcyone
"I am not supposed to be seeing penises!" Ariko
"Hey, you will not badmouth my Bella!" Ariko
"Even if she is named after a twilight character." GM
"GAH! Gonna kill him! Don't know how!" Kai
"You're a ninja and you don't know how? What kind of ninja training is that?!" Alcyone
"You know GM..." Ariko
"You can get really pervy" Kai
"You're my buddy and all, but you can make anything sound really perverted." Ariko
"Magical Malfunction Mishap." Sora
"Yeah, you're a magical malfunction mishap!" Kai
"Oh wait! Your mom was a magical malfunction mishap!" Ariko
"Hey, he should be hitting on Sora because he has the rank 5 appearance." Kai
"Yeah, he went to third base with Kai already." Alcyone
"As much as its horrible for me to say this about an 11 year old, your spank bank has been filled." GM
"And you're gonna go to hell." Ariko
"Blanket on top of him - no no, I mean I put a blanket on top of him, I don't lay on top of him like a blanket." Kai
"Thanks for the clarification Kai." GM
"Who is watching Kai while she's alone with him?" Ariko
"Sora will blink, huh?" Sora
"Alcyone, I'm choosing the next one we adopt!" Ariko
"Alcyone this is the very first time you've seen a war-strider made of lead, which is a really strange thing to make a war-strider of." GM
"I guess GM's favorite drink involves killing a hooker." Ariko
"Wait, you're solving problems with sharp pointy things?" Alcyone
"This is what the GM has had to do to get a date to the dance for Kai. Have a man come out of the sky in a flaming war-strider." Alcyone
"She found something sharp and point, and that is far more interesting to her than the half naked guy." Alcyone
"Well.... that helps..." Kai
"She's alone with a dude for five minutes and she has created shivs." Alcyone about Kai
"I am pretty sure that's a felony." Sora
"It's only a felony if he doesn't like it." Kai
"Pretty sure that's not how a felony works. Note to self, do not let Kai be lawyer." Ariko
"Fuckin' Brat!" Alcyone
"There is no laundry being don. Cleaning destroys resale value." Alcyone regarding Sora's room mate filching her panties for the school's black market.
"Since when can you eat pizza with chopsticks" Ariko
"Badumcha." GM
"We don't need power, we just need sexual tension!" Ariko
"At what time think we go... Gah! String words together for me in sentences!" Kai
"Oh yes, I will." GM in a pervy tone
"BAD PERVERT!" Kai
"Wait, did Kai just say 'bad pervert'?" Alcyone
"You're fired Kai. You can't write initials, you can't remember the alphabet, just.... no!" Ariko to Kai after abbreviating Long Dong Johnson as LDL.
"If anyone can prevent this from devolving into mass melee, its you!" GM to Alcyone
"I think your cat is having visions about the future." Sora
"Yeah, actually that's the other cat spazzing out." Alcyone
"He tries to release some pressure he can't find it and reaches out for the closest one and goes to town." Alcyone about Sora reaching out for the nearest penis.
"You are more dressed now than when you went to bed, but you feel more exposed." Alcyone to Sora
"Dibs on the one not getting tree raped!" Ariko
"Dibs on that too." Sora
"I believe the wood aspect would be perfect for that" Ariko
"Fuck that! .... wait, NOT FUCK THAT!" Sora
"And he doesn't notice because your breasts are too small." Ariko
"It's the first thing Kai does; is make a handful of shivs." Alcyone
"Sora, stop jerking off your mic." Ariko
"It's not me!" Sora
"So, your goal is to make Sora cry?" Sora
"In pleasure?" Kai
"Duh!" Ariko
"That does solve all of our problems." Alcyone
"As long as they think they can get in between the two pieces of fire, that's all that matters." Alcyone
"Anything worth doing is.." Ariko
"Worth doing flashing your panties." Alcyone
"Well shit. We can't even lez him awake. What good are we?" Kai
"If two people give him CPR does that mean Kai and Sora have had an indirect kiss?" Alcyone
"Kai made out with Sora!" Ariko singing about the characters players.
"You are gonna punch him in the junk with an elemental lightning bolt?" Alcyone
"I am not supposed to be seeing penises!" Ariko
"Hey, you will not badmouth my Bella!" Ariko
"Even if she is named after a twilight character." GM
"GAH! Gonna kill him! Don't know how!" Kai
"You're a ninja and you don't know how? What kind of ninja training is that?!" Alcyone
"You know GM..." Ariko
"You can get really pervy" Kai
"You're my buddy and all, but you can make anything sound really perverted." Ariko
"Magical Malfunction Mishap." Sora
"Yeah, you're a magical malfunction mishap!" Kai
"Oh wait! Your mom was a magical malfunction mishap!" Ariko
"Hey, he should be hitting on Sora because he has the rank 5 appearance." Kai
"Yeah, he went to third base with Kai already." Alcyone
"As much as its horrible for me to say this about an 11 year old, your spank bank has been filled." GM
"And you're gonna go to hell." Ariko
"Blanket on top of him - no no, I mean I put a blanket on top of him, I don't lay on top of him like a blanket." Kai
"Thanks for the clarification Kai." GM
"Who is watching Kai while she's alone with him?" Ariko
"Sora will blink, huh?" Sora
"Alcyone, I'm choosing the next one we adopt!" Ariko
"Alcyone this is the very first time you've seen a war-strider made of lead, which is a really strange thing to make a war-strider of." GM
"I guess GM's favorite drink involves killing a hooker." Ariko
"Wait, you're solving problems with sharp pointy things?" Alcyone
"This is what the GM has had to do to get a date to the dance for Kai. Have a man come out of the sky in a flaming war-strider." Alcyone
"She found something sharp and point, and that is far more interesting to her than the half naked guy." Alcyone
"Well.... that helps..." Kai
"She's alone with a dude for five minutes and she has created shivs." Alcyone about Kai
"I am pretty sure that's a felony." Sora
"It's only a felony if he doesn't like it." Kai
"Pretty sure that's not how a felony works. Note to self, do not let Kai be lawyer." Ariko
"Fuckin' Brat!" Alcyone
"There is no laundry being don. Cleaning destroys resale value." Alcyone regarding Sora's room mate filching her panties for the school's black market.
"Since when can you eat pizza with chopsticks" Ariko
"Badumcha." GM
"We don't need power, we just need sexual tension!" Ariko
"At what time think we go... Gah! String words together for me in sentences!" Kai
"Oh yes, I will." GM in a pervy tone
"BAD PERVERT!" Kai
"Wait, did Kai just say 'bad pervert'?" Alcyone
"You're fired Kai. You can't write initials, you can't remember the alphabet, just.... no!" Ariko to Kai after abbreviating Long Dong Johnson as LDL.
"If anyone can prevent this from devolving into mass melee, its you!" GM to Alcyone
"I think your cat is having visions about the future." Sora
"Yeah, actually that's the other cat spazzing out." Alcyone
"He tries to release some pressure he can't find it and reaches out for the closest one and goes to town." Alcyone about Sora reaching out for the nearest penis.
"You are more dressed now than when you went to bed, but you feel more exposed." Alcyone to Sora
"Dibs on the one not getting tree raped!" Ariko
"Dibs on that too." Sora
"I believe the wood aspect would be perfect for that" Ariko
"Fuck that! .... wait, NOT FUCK THAT!" Sora
"And he doesn't notice because your breasts are too small." Ariko
"It's the first thing Kai does; is make a handful of shivs." Alcyone
"Sora, stop jerking off your mic." Ariko
"It's not me!" Sora
Monday, May 07, 2012
What is it Lassie? Did Timmy fall down the well?
"For the record, I am all for Sora fucking software jokes, but Skype really is a bitch. It's programmed in." Alcyone
"But nothing bad has happened in 4 years here." GM
"But I am here now, and I will fix that!" Kai
"Kai, did you take Wrath of the GM?" Ariko
"Nope! I don't have to, to fuck things up for ya" Kai
"To stop Sensei's wandering hands..." Ariko
"That's if you want to." GM
"Wait, as little girls we want to be felt up?!" Kai
"I was looking at Sora." GM
"Kai, you're helping. Please, shut up!" Alcyone during Kai's helpful non-help.
"Of course, that may have got the GM worked up. He may have had to go blow up his doll and put his lo-mein on it." Alcyone
"Did you say Lo-Mein or Little Man?" Ariko
"Both." Alcyone
"Mmmm... Pot Stickers." GM
"Mmmm... Plot Stickers" Ariko
"Kai's going to clap both hands over her mouth and start bouncing up and down, trying to contain herself." Kai
"Does anyone have a ball we could throw for Kai?" Alcyone
"What is it Lassie? Did Timmy fall down the well?" Sora
"Perception plus Social." GM
"7" Kai
"10! You don't out socialize me! Take your 7 successes on 7 dice to the corner of 2nd place and stay there!" Alcyone
"I turn on Essence Sight. [..] Am I capable of seeing Kai's brain?" Ariko
"If you have a magnifying glass." GM
"Since your character is still a dude, do you just stare at yourself, Sora?" Ariko
"Roll perception plus socialize!" GM
"8! I rolled more than Alcyone finally!" Kai
"And it only took four 10s." Alcyone
"What the fuck is up with your dice roller, Kai?" Ariko
"Wait, what was all false alarm?" GM
"Cat throwing up." Sora
"Ahh, it can't deep throat well." GM
"Sora turns bright red and tried not to listen." Sora
"Oh no, they got Sora again!" Ariko on the panty thieves.
"Because I know that Sora's room mate is a pantie pervert, we know this whole thing is a sham." Alcyone
"Wait, what?" Sora
"Way to believe your own propaganda, Sora" GM
"Well, maybe you could have the Drama teacher guide the Librarian." Sora suggesting on how to get the Librarian with the Occult teacher.
"No... no. As the one female of this group, I'm telling you that won't work." Kai
"Women are terrible people." Ariko
"I have to second that." Kai
"I will totally become this school's pimp-tress" Ariko
"At 11 years old!" GM
"I've got to say, Sora, you play a teenage girl very well, because everything is about you." Ariko
"How the fuck.." Sora
"Well, when the teachers like each other they.." Ariko
"NO!" Sora
"Have you seen how hot Sora is?" Ariko referring to the character as the player's name.
"No." Alcyone
"I'll take phrases I never thought I'd say for 500." Ariko
"Why don't you just lock them in a room for 3 days, with food and then they click, and the are together. [...] I was more or less going for the prisoner syndrome." Kai
"Stockholm's?" Alcyone
"Yes!" Kai
"I don't think you know what Stockholm's is." Ariko
"What? Escalation is the only option!" Alcyone
"How have we gone nuclear?" Ariko
"So, what we want is a Clanaad polygon, not a Shuffle polygon...... If we have a Tenchi polygon here, people are really going to get hurt." Alcyone
"We have been playing the game for 3 sessions now? We really have too many botches. We have to rethink our approach." Alcyone
"I push a button and it goes!" Sora
"Stop pushing buttons!" Alcyone
"Kai, I have no idea what you are trying to accomplish. This is just ridiculous." GM
"That's what I'm going for. Ridiculous." Kai
"Honestly, there is no rhyme or reason to this woman." Ariko
"I sense a chastity clause, I'm out!" Alcyone
"No, she wants johnny. There is probably something about Johnny she likes." Ariko
"Probably his huge throbbing cock." Kai
"Thank you Kai. If it weren't for you, this stuff would never be said." GM
"So Dexterity plus Walk, is that an appropriate roll?" Alcyone on how to walk in platform high-heels.
"Damn GM, you are pervy. You mad lace them up sound pervy." Ariko
"Tonsil hockey is a specialty?" Alcyone
"Alcyone will promise to look into it, take the note and never look into it." Alcyone
"Sora... All he has to teach her..." Ariko when defining what Johnny must teach Sora.
"Please don't phrase it like that!" Sora
"Please phrase it like that!" Alcyone
"You got the part Sora, Lyns will be sticking her tongue down your throat multiple times in the coming week." GM
"Who is the understudy? Say its a dude... Say its a dude!" Ariko
".... Sure..." GM
"Good! Sora has to practice with the understudy too." Ariko
"And if turned upside down, you see it looks like two breasts." GM
"Okay, what did I miss?" Sora
"You got knocked up." Ariko
"Oh yeah, you forgot you were pregnant." Kai
"Do Sora's shoes ever appear in her closet?" Sora
"No" GM
"Apparently there is quite a foot fetish at this school." Alcyone
"So dressing like a stripper is okay, but dressing like a prostitute is not?" Alcyone
"Still at the end of the day, he is a fucking demon!" Sora
"Well he would like to be fucking." Kai
"DAMMIT KAI!" Sora
"To be fair, you did walk into that one." Alcyone
"Kai, you're a teenage girl. Not a teenage girl retard." Ariko
"Kai, I'll tell you a secret." Alcyone
"I'll keep it in the vault just like the tests." Kai
"Okay, now what lie do I tell her.. Kai, you saw Akito behind the pillar, and what does that tell you about Akito?" Alcyone
"That is he is a very sucky ninja." Kai firmly.
"Kai, go to your room." Alcyone.
Kai burps.
"It'd be nice to know how to do that." Sora
"Drink beer." Kai
"Thanks Kai." Sora
"Have sex with goats, drink more beer." Ariko
"But nothing bad has happened in 4 years here." GM
"But I am here now, and I will fix that!" Kai
"Kai, did you take Wrath of the GM?" Ariko
"Nope! I don't have to, to fuck things up for ya" Kai
"To stop Sensei's wandering hands..." Ariko
"That's if you want to." GM
"Wait, as little girls we want to be felt up?!" Kai
"I was looking at Sora." GM
"Kai, you're helping. Please, shut up!" Alcyone during Kai's helpful non-help.
"Of course, that may have got the GM worked up. He may have had to go blow up his doll and put his lo-mein on it." Alcyone
"Did you say Lo-Mein or Little Man?" Ariko
"Both." Alcyone
"Mmmm... Pot Stickers." GM
"Mmmm... Plot Stickers" Ariko
"Kai's going to clap both hands over her mouth and start bouncing up and down, trying to contain herself." Kai
"Does anyone have a ball we could throw for Kai?" Alcyone
"What is it Lassie? Did Timmy fall down the well?" Sora
"Perception plus Social." GM
"7" Kai
"10! You don't out socialize me! Take your 7 successes on 7 dice to the corner of 2nd place and stay there!" Alcyone
"I turn on Essence Sight. [..] Am I capable of seeing Kai's brain?" Ariko
"If you have a magnifying glass." GM
"Since your character is still a dude, do you just stare at yourself, Sora?" Ariko
"Roll perception plus socialize!" GM
"8! I rolled more than Alcyone finally!" Kai
"And it only took four 10s." Alcyone
"What the fuck is up with your dice roller, Kai?" Ariko
"Wait, what was all false alarm?" GM
"Cat throwing up." Sora
"Ahh, it can't deep throat well." GM
"Sora turns bright red and tried not to listen." Sora
"Oh no, they got Sora again!" Ariko on the panty thieves.
"Because I know that Sora's room mate is a pantie pervert, we know this whole thing is a sham." Alcyone
"Wait, what?" Sora
"Way to believe your own propaganda, Sora" GM
"Well, maybe you could have the Drama teacher guide the Librarian." Sora suggesting on how to get the Librarian with the Occult teacher.
"No... no. As the one female of this group, I'm telling you that won't work." Kai
"Women are terrible people." Ariko
"I have to second that." Kai
"I will totally become this school's pimp-tress" Ariko
"At 11 years old!" GM
"I've got to say, Sora, you play a teenage girl very well, because everything is about you." Ariko
"How the fuck.." Sora
"Well, when the teachers like each other they.." Ariko
"NO!" Sora
"Have you seen how hot Sora is?" Ariko referring to the character as the player's name.
"No." Alcyone
"I'll take phrases I never thought I'd say for 500." Ariko
"Why don't you just lock them in a room for 3 days, with food and then they click, and the are together. [...] I was more or less going for the prisoner syndrome." Kai
"Stockholm's?" Alcyone
"Yes!" Kai
"I don't think you know what Stockholm's is." Ariko
"What? Escalation is the only option!" Alcyone
"How have we gone nuclear?" Ariko
"So, what we want is a Clanaad polygon, not a Shuffle polygon...... If we have a Tenchi polygon here, people are really going to get hurt." Alcyone
"We have been playing the game for 3 sessions now? We really have too many botches. We have to rethink our approach." Alcyone
"I push a button and it goes!" Sora
"Stop pushing buttons!" Alcyone
"Kai, I have no idea what you are trying to accomplish. This is just ridiculous." GM
"That's what I'm going for. Ridiculous." Kai
"Honestly, there is no rhyme or reason to this woman." Ariko
"I sense a chastity clause, I'm out!" Alcyone
"No, she wants johnny. There is probably something about Johnny she likes." Ariko
"Probably his huge throbbing cock." Kai
"Thank you Kai. If it weren't for you, this stuff would never be said." GM
"So Dexterity plus Walk, is that an appropriate roll?" Alcyone on how to walk in platform high-heels.
"Damn GM, you are pervy. You mad lace them up sound pervy." Ariko
"Tonsil hockey is a specialty?" Alcyone
"Alcyone will promise to look into it, take the note and never look into it." Alcyone
"Sora... All he has to teach her..." Ariko when defining what Johnny must teach Sora.
"Please don't phrase it like that!" Sora
"Please phrase it like that!" Alcyone
"You got the part Sora, Lyns will be sticking her tongue down your throat multiple times in the coming week." GM
"Who is the understudy? Say its a dude... Say its a dude!" Ariko
".... Sure..." GM
"Good! Sora has to practice with the understudy too." Ariko
"And if turned upside down, you see it looks like two breasts." GM
"Okay, what did I miss?" Sora
"You got knocked up." Ariko
"Oh yeah, you forgot you were pregnant." Kai
"Do Sora's shoes ever appear in her closet?" Sora
"No" GM
"Apparently there is quite a foot fetish at this school." Alcyone
"So dressing like a stripper is okay, but dressing like a prostitute is not?" Alcyone
"Still at the end of the day, he is a fucking demon!" Sora
"Well he would like to be fucking." Kai
"DAMMIT KAI!" Sora
"To be fair, you did walk into that one." Alcyone
"Kai, you're a teenage girl. Not a teenage girl retard." Ariko
"Kai, I'll tell you a secret." Alcyone
"I'll keep it in the vault just like the tests." Kai
"Okay, now what lie do I tell her.. Kai, you saw Akito behind the pillar, and what does that tell you about Akito?" Alcyone
"That is he is a very sucky ninja." Kai firmly.
"Kai, go to your room." Alcyone.
Kai burps.
"It'd be nice to know how to do that." Sora
"Drink beer." Kai
"Thanks Kai." Sora
"Have sex with goats, drink more beer." Ariko
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