"Thats it, we need a group of bordercollies that just go around and pick up the kids." Ioni
"Yes, Dash. Time to make better baby sitting fuck monkies. Get on it." Zuko
"Bordercollies!" Ioni
"No more fucking monkeys." Kadon
"Kids sneak a lot, but fine, be paranoid little bastards about it." GM
"Kids are sneaking away from mom, they did something wrong!" Zuko
"And, apparently with cocaine." Mnemia
"Great big lines of it." Ioni
"WHAT?!" Zuko
"Your kids are like six!" Kadon
"Why the fuck are your kids..." Zuko
"I don't know, Ophelia wants cocaine. And Mnemia has some suspiciouns about where she got the idea from." Mnemia
"Zuko?" Ioni
"Why would I do... I'm not that stupid!" Zuko
"Well its okay, we got the kids back. So Ioni just tells you another stupid death lord is going against another stupid deathlord so POPCORN!" Ioni
"Wait... back up a few steps. Whose moving against a who?" Mnemia
"Uhh, pale child who plays with broken toys *COUGHNOCOINCIDENCECOUGH*" Ioni
"Hey Bite me.." GM
"Is going against somebody, Symphony of Silence. Not sure how there can be a symphony when its all quiet. But, y'know. He's going on a lootinany of pillaging." Ioni
"Well, no one gets to beat up Symphony until we do." Mnemia
"Well, Symphony is currently frozen, so Pale child is going to town." Ioni
"We need to kick some Pale Child ass." Mnemia
"Spank. Lots of Spanking." Ioni
"The squirrel girls did what!?" Zuko
"20 foot automatons of ambiguous assignments. They were apparently instructed to go for nuts. There were injuries." Kadon
"Is there a picture from Arvia of a metal monkey construct with more arms eyes and fire that a normal monkey should have, complete with the words, 'now in extra creamy.'" Mnemia
"Oh yes, that sounds about right." Kadon
"I just want to point out, of the group, I'm the one having a pretty normal day." Zuko
"Just so I'm clear, um why does it know first age commercial jingles." Zuko
"If it helps, I know that I had not part of it." Zuko
Sunday, August 24, 2014
Best Trojan Horse Ever
"Ioni is the only person here who shared a shower with Kadon before." Zuko
"Not at the same time!!" Ioni
"Yeah, thats the thing I wanted to know about." GM
"Something has gone horrib..." Kadon cuts off
"Okay, we're laughing that the something horribly wrong was his computer and not his house blowing up." Zuko
"Have you been shouting 50 DKP Minus into it?" Zuko
"I'm sorry we do things efficiently and completely." Mnemia
"Oh yes! We blew up her AI!" Zuko
[Insert quote here that GM likes to eat with chopsticks]
"Okay, we can sssssssssssssssssssbank it for later." Zuko
"You guys want this game to happen or not?!" GM
"This is the game happening, GM. C'mon, SINS is at its best when we're mocking you." Zuko
"Do you really need me here for this." GM
"Yes." Ioni and Zuko
"Ioni, you currently have one of three books of sorcery." GM
"Every once in a while, I'm cuddling it." Ioni
"Not so fast, Kadon." Zuko
"..... whose daddy am I?" Kadon
"What we really need to do, it hook Caleb up with the daughters." Zuko
"Well if Kadon doesn't want to be a father anymore, that is one way to approach it." Mnemia
"Take your pick Mnemia, do you want it to be Kadons kid, or Gavin?" Zuko
"There's plenty of death to go around." Mnemia
"Lets just say you wake up tomorrow and the bottom of your chair is stolen. Every door and window is locked. Thats not gonna fuck with you for a long time? Let alone if your apartment was sealed outside of Fate..." Zuko
"I'm pretty sure my vagina is the least of her problems right now." Mnemia
"It's probably my vagina right now." Ioni
"It's probably what was inside that scared her." Zuko
"Well its not inside my vagina anymore. Running around having the hots for Gavin" Mnemia
"We could put them back." Kadon
"Best Trojan Horse Ever." Zuko
"Not at the same time!!" Ioni
"Yeah, thats the thing I wanted to know about." GM
"Something has gone horrib..." Kadon cuts off
"Okay, we're laughing that the something horribly wrong was his computer and not his house blowing up." Zuko
"Have you been shouting 50 DKP Minus into it?" Zuko
"I'm sorry we do things efficiently and completely." Mnemia
"Oh yes! We blew up her AI!" Zuko
[Insert quote here that GM likes to eat with chopsticks]
"Okay, we can sssssssssssssssssssbank it for later." Zuko
"You guys want this game to happen or not?!" GM
"This is the game happening, GM. C'mon, SINS is at its best when we're mocking you." Zuko
"Do you really need me here for this." GM
"Yes." Ioni and Zuko
"Ioni, you currently have one of three books of sorcery." GM
"Every once in a while, I'm cuddling it." Ioni
"Not so fast, Kadon." Zuko
"..... whose daddy am I?" Kadon
"What we really need to do, it hook Caleb up with the daughters." Zuko
"Well if Kadon doesn't want to be a father anymore, that is one way to approach it." Mnemia
"Take your pick Mnemia, do you want it to be Kadons kid, or Gavin?" Zuko
"There's plenty of death to go around." Mnemia
"Lets just say you wake up tomorrow and the bottom of your chair is stolen. Every door and window is locked. Thats not gonna fuck with you for a long time? Let alone if your apartment was sealed outside of Fate..." Zuko
"I'm pretty sure my vagina is the least of her problems right now." Mnemia
"It's probably my vagina right now." Ioni
"It's probably what was inside that scared her." Zuko
"Well its not inside my vagina anymore. Running around having the hots for Gavin" Mnemia
"We could put them back." Kadon
"Best Trojan Horse Ever." Zuko
Twinkie factor of Battle!
"You can be hungover for work. It's a skill, you have to learn." Apostle
"No. It's a skill I don't want to have." NightRiver
"I've been busy making video games. Plus that would require me going out tot he wilderness. Screw that." Crow
"My impression of NightRiver's microphone. Such NightRiver... Much Wow... NightRiver intensifies." Apostle
"You guys are the ones that wanted to fight in a twinkie factory." GM
"mmm twinkies!!!" NightRiver
"I thought we were going to fight in the twinkie factory in creation." Apostle
"you are." Mnemia
"You don't want to fight with the twinkies?" NightRiver
"I wish to become friends with the twinkies." Apostle
"Alright, horribly unprepared for exalted combat, what could possibly go wrong." Mnemia
"Do we have to instruct the Crow to not make decisions on his own?" Apostle
"There will be plenty of opportunities to take twinkies and shove them down Crows throat." GM
"Just don't question it. You have not given us enough opportunities to truly truly punish GM for his choices." Ambassador
"Fine! I'm just putting it on the record that we are some lap dog of the Solar. There is one of it! And four of us!" Apostle
"Goddamn, you are the worst abyssals ever!" Apostle
"Try to think long term for two seconds dude." Ambassador
"Fine, we will capture the Solar and turn them into one of us." Apostle
"The homocidal tendencies of the group have been noted." GM
"Wearing nothing but assless chaps and a smile." Apostle
"How did you know how I was dressed, Apostle." Ambassador
"You're in Texas." Apostle
"Just a heads up, get this out of your system. In a month and a half I'm just going to have something giant step on you." GM after Ambassador evades like liquid.
"He would politely parry and talk his way into becoming a bunion." Apostle
"No. It's a skill I don't want to have." NightRiver
"I've been busy making video games. Plus that would require me going out tot he wilderness. Screw that." Crow
"My impression of NightRiver's microphone. Such NightRiver... Much Wow... NightRiver intensifies." Apostle
"You guys are the ones that wanted to fight in a twinkie factory." GM
"mmm twinkies!!!" NightRiver
"I thought we were going to fight in the twinkie factory in creation." Apostle
"you are." Mnemia
"You don't want to fight with the twinkies?" NightRiver
"I wish to become friends with the twinkies." Apostle
"Alright, horribly unprepared for exalted combat, what could possibly go wrong." Mnemia
"Do we have to instruct the Crow to not make decisions on his own?" Apostle
"There will be plenty of opportunities to take twinkies and shove them down Crows throat." GM
"Just don't question it. You have not given us enough opportunities to truly truly punish GM for his choices." Ambassador
"Fine! I'm just putting it on the record that we are some lap dog of the Solar. There is one of it! And four of us!" Apostle
"Goddamn, you are the worst abyssals ever!" Apostle
"Try to think long term for two seconds dude." Ambassador
"Fine, we will capture the Solar and turn them into one of us." Apostle
"The homocidal tendencies of the group have been noted." GM
"Wearing nothing but assless chaps and a smile." Apostle
"How did you know how I was dressed, Apostle." Ambassador
"You're in Texas." Apostle
"Just a heads up, get this out of your system. In a month and a half I'm just going to have something giant step on you." GM after Ambassador evades like liquid.
"He would politely parry and talk his way into becoming a bunion." Apostle
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