Best Trojan Horse Ever

"Ioni is the only person here who shared a shower with Kadon before." Zuko
"Not at the same time!!" Ioni
"Yeah, thats the thing I wanted to know about." GM


"Something has gone horrib..." Kadon cuts off
"Okay, we're laughing that the something horribly wrong was his computer and not his house blowing up." Zuko


"Have you been shouting 50 DKP Minus into it?" Zuko


"I'm sorry we do things efficiently and completely." Mnemia
"Oh yes!  We blew up her AI!" Zuko


[Insert quote here that GM likes to eat with chopsticks]


"Okay, we can sssssssssssssssssssbank it for later."  Zuko
"You guys want this game to happen or not?!" GM
"This is the game happening, GM.  C'mon, SINS is at its best when we're mocking you." Zuko
"Do you really need me here for this." GM
"Yes." Ioni and Zuko


"Ioni, you currently have one of three books of sorcery." GM
"Every once in a while, I'm cuddling it." Ioni



"Not so fast, Kadon." Zuko
"..... whose daddy am I?" Kadon


"What we really need to do, it hook Caleb up with the daughters." Zuko
"Well if Kadon doesn't want to be a father anymore, that is one way to approach it." Mnemia
"Take your pick Mnemia, do you want it to be Kadons kid, or Gavin?" Zuko
"There's plenty of death to go around." Mnemia


"Lets just say you wake up tomorrow and the bottom of your chair is stolen.  Every door and window is locked.  Thats not gonna fuck with you for a long time?  Let alone if your apartment was sealed outside of Fate..." Zuko



"I'm pretty sure my vagina is the least of her problems right now." Mnemia
"It's probably my vagina right now." Ioni
"It's probably what was inside that scared her." Zuko
"Well its not inside my vagina anymore.  Running around having the hots for Gavin" Mnemia
"We could put them back." Kadon
"Best Trojan Horse Ever." Zuko