"I'm all for 200 [yard totemic bonfire]. It's not like we're trying to hide." Ioni
"Ehh... well we have a nuke." Mnemia
"50 is gonna fuck up the other side of the highway anyway." Zuko
"Cars flying through this fight area are absolutely stunt based." Mnemia
"Fuck the masquerade." Zuko
"It's not our Masquerade. Fuck the world. We're trying to stop this world from ever existing." Mnemia
"Thats alright, go on with the scene, and I'll find a way to insert myself." Kadon
"Pervert." Zuko
"So we are on the highway with our semi, with the nuke in the back and the secon dcircle demon that we caught that isn't from Malfeas, he says he's from the abyss. And he's kind of weird for a creature of darkness so he's some new kind of demon thing. So what do we do? We beat the shit out of him, knock him unconcious will interrogate him later." Zuko
"He has a spear that makes things older?" Kadon
"Yes." Zuko
"if it makes us old enough we can hit essence 6." Kadon
"I've already expected that question, and NO!" GM
"I will dick wave at the giant scythe person." Zuko
"if you had made it any smaller, I was going to weild it as a melee weapon." Zuko about our nuke
"My first hit is doing ...... 50 dice of agravated damage.... 28 levels of ag." Zuko
"Stores essence times two weapons elsewhere.... We're stashing the nuke in elsewhere." Mnemia
"All the left socks came out of elsewhere because I put a weapon of mass destruction in there." Mnemia
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
We found someone who speaks Ioni!
"What happens to you when we find Mnemia prime." Zuko
"HAI KITTY!" Ioni
"I don't know." Mnemia
"Whose our limo driver?" Zuko
"Hefe." Ioni
"Shankill?" Zuko
"Shankill can't drive. He's just leaning out of the window with a little dapper hat on his head." Ioni
"You probably don't know what Mac 10s are." GM
"We learned! We probably shot them at eachother and went 'Oh, this is so adorable.'" Zuko
"I have a hardness of 11." Zuko
"That's pretty hard." GM
"That's what she said." Ioni
"...." GM
"GM say it... dig yourself into a hole." Ioni
"Thats what he was doing last night!" Zuko
"Normally, your other party member is 43!!!" GM http://i.imgur.com/BJdcf1E.gif
"Is he a creature of darkness?" Zuko
"He and his buddies are." GM
"Hehe! Cute." Zuko
"Is the glee of splitting open heads that attractive right now?" GM
"Yes." Zuko
"Okay, then I may have clothing.. I hate shopping fuck you." Ioni
"I take it the player is holding back the character on this one?" GM
"I Hate... Shopping." Ioni
"Yeah, dude, don't go shopping with Bess. She has about 10 minutes before she gets punchy. I am not even fucking joking." Zuko
"So whatever's on teh first rack in Walmart." Mnemia
"Yes, its a camo dress. nice bust. Short waist. With a john deer hat." Zuko
"Easy but not diseased riddled is what she's going for." Zuko
"Oh shit, I had three more dice in there." Ioni
"Which you totally need." GM
"Yes, yes I totally do... which gives me 14 successes." Ioni
"I am drinking a cocktail at the bar. And if I have to kill someone with a cordial glass... I'll do it." Zuko
"I'm her pseudo gay friend that helps her with fashion sense." Zuko
"It's not beneficial to him right now because if he keeps wearing it, I'm going to kill him or Zuko is going ot kill him." ioni
http://i.imgur.com/T5YyzPU.webm
"When you said bow I thought you were wearing something in your hair." GM
"No, it goes across her chest and says 'To Men, From God.'" Zuko
"I will be vague and annoying in the only way that I Ioni can be vague and annoying." Ioni
"Oh god yes." Zuko
"Oh gosh, we found someone who speaks Ioni." GM
"We found Ioni's spirit animal!" Zuko
"When Zuko wakes up, he'll lean over and say 'In case you were wondering, they're real, and they're fantastic'" Zuko
"I'll look at the lady and ask, 'does he understand age?'" Ioni
"Did you say Age or Aids." GM
"What kind of crazy tangent can this go down if that is a reasonable question." Kadon
"...fuckin..... fuckin....." Kadon's usual descriptor
"Tell him I'll text him dimensions." Kadon
"I think we can resolve this to all of our satisfactions... Uh, Zuko?" Kadon
"Yes?" Zuko
"Would you be a good man and collect our things on the way out?" Kadon
"Oh, sure!" Zuko
"Thank you very much." Kadon
"He'll go over to some of the older people and just be like, lovely party, and he'll lean forward and shake their hands, standing on his right foot and with his left foot kind of steal one of sarcophagae with his left foot and toss it to Mnemia and just go through and take the other three." Zuko
"hup hup hup," Kadon
"I'm having an old school teenage mutant ninja turtles here, just replace pizza boxes with sarcophagae." Kadon
"I don't know what kind of shitty day you've had, and frankly I don't care. I'm okay with not starting shit if you're okay with not starting shit... And he'll look at the two sarcophagae in his arms, and say; by the way, this is easy for me." Zuko
"This was like your perfect chance to let us get all our murder jollies out in a world that didn't matter." Zuko
"We are interdimensional muder hillbillies" Kadon
"Exactly. This was your chance to just let us Nuke Chicago and just be like that was good times. And then go back to Creation and just not have to kill everything. But you're all like no, Ebon Dragons here. Which frankly, let's fight the Ebon Dragon. If the Ebon Dragon will show up in physical form, I will take him. You wanna know why? Because I can kill him." Zuko
"Believe it or not, we mostly only murder people when they really like try to murder us first." Kadon
"You guys talk a lot of murder, you don't do a lot of it." GM
"If it makes you feel any better, GM, I considered only killing him at least twice. The only reason I didn't is because Ioni got there first." Mnemia
"Alright, lets turn around and kill half the Vampires at Elysium." Zuko
"Eh, 75%." Ioni
"I all but killed him when you said he was Tremere. Like Primogen or not.. whatever." Mnemia
"I put him in front of Mnemia to see if she would kill him." GM
"Like a reflex. I don't know why I killed him, it just felt good." Mnemia
"High Level Ravnos... what do you do... I make reality." Zuko
"If you want us to do something, make that the most effecient thing." Zuko
"HAI KITTY!" Ioni
"I don't know." Mnemia
"Whose our limo driver?" Zuko
"Hefe." Ioni
"Shankill?" Zuko
"Shankill can't drive. He's just leaning out of the window with a little dapper hat on his head." Ioni
"You probably don't know what Mac 10s are." GM
"We learned! We probably shot them at eachother and went 'Oh, this is so adorable.'" Zuko
"I have a hardness of 11." Zuko
"That's pretty hard." GM
"That's what she said." Ioni
"...." GM
"GM say it... dig yourself into a hole." Ioni
"Thats what he was doing last night!" Zuko
"Normally, your other party member is 43!!!" GM http://i.imgur.com/BJdcf1E.gif
"Is he a creature of darkness?" Zuko
"He and his buddies are." GM
"Hehe! Cute." Zuko
"Is the glee of splitting open heads that attractive right now?" GM
"Yes." Zuko
"Okay, then I may have clothing.. I hate shopping fuck you." Ioni
"I take it the player is holding back the character on this one?" GM
"I Hate... Shopping." Ioni
"Yeah, dude, don't go shopping with Bess. She has about 10 minutes before she gets punchy. I am not even fucking joking." Zuko
"So whatever's on teh first rack in Walmart." Mnemia
"Yes, its a camo dress. nice bust. Short waist. With a john deer hat." Zuko
"Easy but not diseased riddled is what she's going for." Zuko
"Oh shit, I had three more dice in there." Ioni
"Which you totally need." GM
"Yes, yes I totally do... which gives me 14 successes." Ioni
"I am drinking a cocktail at the bar. And if I have to kill someone with a cordial glass... I'll do it." Zuko
"I'm her pseudo gay friend that helps her with fashion sense." Zuko
"It's not beneficial to him right now because if he keeps wearing it, I'm going to kill him or Zuko is going ot kill him." ioni
http://i.imgur.com/T5YyzPU.webm
"When you said bow I thought you were wearing something in your hair." GM
"No, it goes across her chest and says 'To Men, From God.'" Zuko
"I will be vague and annoying in the only way that I Ioni can be vague and annoying." Ioni
"Oh god yes." Zuko
"Oh gosh, we found someone who speaks Ioni." GM
"We found Ioni's spirit animal!" Zuko
"When Zuko wakes up, he'll lean over and say 'In case you were wondering, they're real, and they're fantastic'" Zuko
"I'll look at the lady and ask, 'does he understand age?'" Ioni
"Did you say Age or Aids." GM
"What kind of crazy tangent can this go down if that is a reasonable question." Kadon
"...fuckin..... fuckin....." Kadon's usual descriptor
"Tell him I'll text him dimensions." Kadon
"I think we can resolve this to all of our satisfactions... Uh, Zuko?" Kadon
"Yes?" Zuko
"Would you be a good man and collect our things on the way out?" Kadon
"Oh, sure!" Zuko
"Thank you very much." Kadon
"He'll go over to some of the older people and just be like, lovely party, and he'll lean forward and shake their hands, standing on his right foot and with his left foot kind of steal one of sarcophagae with his left foot and toss it to Mnemia and just go through and take the other three." Zuko
"hup hup hup," Kadon
"I'm having an old school teenage mutant ninja turtles here, just replace pizza boxes with sarcophagae." Kadon
"I don't know what kind of shitty day you've had, and frankly I don't care. I'm okay with not starting shit if you're okay with not starting shit... And he'll look at the two sarcophagae in his arms, and say; by the way, this is easy for me." Zuko
"This was like your perfect chance to let us get all our murder jollies out in a world that didn't matter." Zuko
"We are interdimensional muder hillbillies" Kadon
"Exactly. This was your chance to just let us Nuke Chicago and just be like that was good times. And then go back to Creation and just not have to kill everything. But you're all like no, Ebon Dragons here. Which frankly, let's fight the Ebon Dragon. If the Ebon Dragon will show up in physical form, I will take him. You wanna know why? Because I can kill him." Zuko
"Believe it or not, we mostly only murder people when they really like try to murder us first." Kadon
"You guys talk a lot of murder, you don't do a lot of it." GM
"If it makes you feel any better, GM, I considered only killing him at least twice. The only reason I didn't is because Ioni got there first." Mnemia
"Alright, lets turn around and kill half the Vampires at Elysium." Zuko
"Eh, 75%." Ioni
"I all but killed him when you said he was Tremere. Like Primogen or not.. whatever." Mnemia
"I put him in front of Mnemia to see if she would kill him." GM
"Like a reflex. I don't know why I killed him, it just felt good." Mnemia
"High Level Ravnos... what do you do... I make reality." Zuko
"If you want us to do something, make that the most effecient thing." Zuko
How do we keep losing Ioni?!
"I forgot how much Lyteks life must suck right now" Zuko
"It was in case anyone in the group had any compassion for little children." GM
"Can I turn them into little harlots?" Ioni
"When they come of age, or if you're less moral about it, sure?" GM
"Kay" Ioni
"Most people would see someone to save and rescue, and Ioni just see's product. Big damn heroes all of you." GM
"Pretty much." Zuko
"How many kids are there?" Ioni
"Uhh about a hundred, two hundred?" GM
"Goddammit. Ioni is going to lag behind everyone as they walk up. She's going to give every kid a hug as she goes by. And her business card for later." Ioni
"Oh god, I just realized something. Mnemia, we're going to get to kill someone like Kadon some day." Zuko
"This is why I have to have plans." Kadon.
"That probably seems like good information to share. Without a whole lot of consideration for the childs feelings." Mnemia
"Yep, motherly." GM
"So we are going to let Ioni put a fishing pole into the well and see what she pulls out.... We could toss the book in there." Zuko
"What book?" Kadon
"The book of three circles." Zuko
"No! I read to it at night." Ioni
"Ioni, you actually hear a little 'eee don't do that'." GM
"Dowager dead by the way. stop. Thinking of taking a dump..jump into the well. stop. luvs and kisses." Zuko
"stop" Ioni
"Fake Kadon killed a deathlord. Oh, by the way. Fuckin' Autocthons favorite race was here. How you been." Zuko
"I like to think we have a little system to talk to our allies which is indicative of how mind fucked we are to begin with." Zuko
"This is scoring an 8.75 on our weird shit-o-meter right now" Zuko
"You guys aren't bitter at all." GM
"Hmmm, helping to make the userpation happen. Let me think.. Still a little bitter!" Zuko
"You guys aren't bitter at Kadon!" GM
"Kadons punishment is he has to deal with us! Which one does Chejop want?" Zuko
"Hmmmm...." GM
"We could send another message saying 'Okay cool, if Bagels means Malfeas, and croutons means Underworld. What do you want with your salad?'" Zuko
"Also at some point, you seem to lose Ioni." GM
"whut...." Zuko
"You look around, and Ioni does not seem to be with you. Also are you planning to throw Mnemia around to different parts of reality to find Spark?" GM
"Not if Ioni randomly fucking vanishes." Zuko
"you find her in a nursery. she is apparently going through the drawers." GM
"The fuck..." Zuko
"There was a little girl skipping through and the Dowager following her and led me to here. So obviously I'm searching and I don't know how to search so I'm looking at baby clothes." Ioni
"Rewind that..." Zuko
"Ioni wandered off again." Ioni
"I go find Ioni again." Zuko
"There are no cookies." Ioni
"How hard is it to find an Ioni. More importantly, how long is it that we notice that Ioni has gone missing. It's not like she can stealth worth shit!" Zuko
"I'll have you know, Zuko has shown zero emotion in this entire conversation." Zuko
"You limit broke didn't you." Ioni
"You drove him to it!" Zuko
"It was in case anyone in the group had any compassion for little children." GM
"Can I turn them into little harlots?" Ioni
"When they come of age, or if you're less moral about it, sure?" GM
"Kay" Ioni
"Most people would see someone to save and rescue, and Ioni just see's product. Big damn heroes all of you." GM
"Pretty much." Zuko
"How many kids are there?" Ioni
"Uhh about a hundred, two hundred?" GM
"Goddammit. Ioni is going to lag behind everyone as they walk up. She's going to give every kid a hug as she goes by. And her business card for later." Ioni
"Oh god, I just realized something. Mnemia, we're going to get to kill someone like Kadon some day." Zuko
"This is why I have to have plans." Kadon.
"That probably seems like good information to share. Without a whole lot of consideration for the childs feelings." Mnemia
"Yep, motherly." GM
"So we are going to let Ioni put a fishing pole into the well and see what she pulls out.... We could toss the book in there." Zuko
"What book?" Kadon
"The book of three circles." Zuko
"No! I read to it at night." Ioni
"Ioni, you actually hear a little 'eee don't do that'." GM
"Dowager dead by the way. stop. Thinking of taking a dump..jump into the well. stop. luvs and kisses." Zuko
"stop" Ioni
"Fake Kadon killed a deathlord. Oh, by the way. Fuckin' Autocthons favorite race was here. How you been." Zuko
"I like to think we have a little system to talk to our allies which is indicative of how mind fucked we are to begin with." Zuko
"This is scoring an 8.75 on our weird shit-o-meter right now" Zuko
"You guys aren't bitter at all." GM
"Hmmm, helping to make the userpation happen. Let me think.. Still a little bitter!" Zuko
"You guys aren't bitter at Kadon!" GM
"Kadons punishment is he has to deal with us! Which one does Chejop want?" Zuko
"Hmmmm...." GM
"We could send another message saying 'Okay cool, if Bagels means Malfeas, and croutons means Underworld. What do you want with your salad?'" Zuko
"Also at some point, you seem to lose Ioni." GM
"whut...." Zuko
"You look around, and Ioni does not seem to be with you. Also are you planning to throw Mnemia around to different parts of reality to find Spark?" GM
"Not if Ioni randomly fucking vanishes." Zuko
"you find her in a nursery. she is apparently going through the drawers." GM
"The fuck..." Zuko
"There was a little girl skipping through and the Dowager following her and led me to here. So obviously I'm searching and I don't know how to search so I'm looking at baby clothes." Ioni
"Rewind that..." Zuko
"Ioni wandered off again." Ioni
"I go find Ioni again." Zuko
"There are no cookies." Ioni
"How hard is it to find an Ioni. More importantly, how long is it that we notice that Ioni has gone missing. It's not like she can stealth worth shit!" Zuko
"I'll have you know, Zuko has shown zero emotion in this entire conversation." Zuko
"You limit broke didn't you." Ioni
"You drove him to it!" Zuko
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