How do we keep losing Ioni?!

"I forgot how much Lyteks life must suck right now" Zuko


"It was in case anyone in the group had any compassion for little children."  GM
"Can I turn them into little harlots?" Ioni
"When they come of age, or if you're less moral about it, sure?" GM
"Kay" Ioni
"Most people would see someone to save and rescue, and Ioni just see's product.  Big damn heroes all of you." GM
"Pretty much." Zuko


"How many kids are there?" Ioni
"Uhh about a hundred, two hundred?" GM
"Goddammit.  Ioni is going to lag behind everyone as they walk up.  She's going to give every kid a hug as she goes by.   And her business card for later." Ioni


"Oh god, I just realized something.  Mnemia, we're going to get to kill someone like Kadon some day."  Zuko
"This is why I have to have plans." Kadon.


"That probably seems like good information to share.  Without a whole lot of consideration for the childs feelings." Mnemia
"Yep, motherly."  GM


"So we are going to let Ioni put a fishing pole into the well and see what she pulls out....  We could toss the  book in there."  Zuko
"What book?" Kadon
"The book of three circles." Zuko
"No! I read to it at night."  Ioni
"Ioni, you actually hear a little 'eee don't do that'."  GM



"Dowager dead by the way. stop.  Thinking of taking a dump..jump into the well. stop. luvs and kisses." Zuko
"stop" Ioni
"Fake Kadon killed a deathlord.  Oh, by the way.  Fuckin' Autocthons favorite race was here.  How you been." Zuko



"I like to think we have a little system to talk to our allies which is indicative of how mind fucked we are to begin with." Zuko


"This is scoring an 8.75 on our weird shit-o-meter right now" Zuko


"You guys aren't bitter at all." GM
"Hmmm, helping to make the userpation happen.  Let me think.. Still a little bitter!" Zuko
"You guys aren't bitter at Kadon!" GM
"Kadons punishment is he has to deal with us!  Which one does Chejop want?" Zuko
"Hmmmm...." GM


"We could send another message saying 'Okay cool, if Bagels means Malfeas, and croutons means Underworld.  What do you want with your salad?'" Zuko


"Also at some point, you seem to lose Ioni."  GM
"whut...." Zuko
"You look around, and Ioni does not seem to be with you.  Also are you planning to throw Mnemia around to different parts of reality to find Spark?" GM
"Not if Ioni randomly fucking vanishes." Zuko


"you find her in a nursery.  she is apparently going through the drawers." GM
"The fuck..." Zuko
"There was a little girl skipping through and the Dowager following her and led me to here.  So obviously I'm searching and I don't know how to search so I'm looking at baby clothes." Ioni
"Rewind that..." Zuko


"Ioni wandered off again."  Ioni
"I go find Ioni again." Zuko
"There are no cookies." Ioni


"How hard is it to find an Ioni.   More importantly, how long is it that we notice that Ioni has gone missing.  It's not like she can stealth worth shit!" Zuko


"I'll have you know, Zuko has shown zero emotion in this entire conversation." Zuko
"You limit broke didn't you." Ioni
"You drove him to it!" Zuko