Sleep deprivation causes awesomeness

 "The bug bear doesn't have a sack that you can see." GM

"Does the bugbear have a nutsack?" Cearirin

"He's pretty well endowed." GM

"Then Alvena is covered."  Cearirin

"Does he need to wear the elf ears too?" GM

"That can be arranged for Alvena."  Cearirin

"Wait, what the fuck just happened?"  Alvena

"You stopped paying attention and I volunteered you." Cearirin

"what the fuck?"  Alvena

"Its like Redness all over again."  Cearirin

"I have to track the drowning of the Nilbog in poop that can't take damage from normal damage...." GM

"The real question is, can I have my hex back."  Ur

"I really should say no, so you get mad at Cearirin."  GM

GM starts placing goblins all on the board and doubling them up.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"  Roga

More goblins appear.

"WHAT THE SHIT!?"  Roga

"20 goblins..." GM

"I don't read these things, this is not my fault... well it is... but.." GM

"How did we waste time?  We killed David Bowie and shoved people down poop holes!" Alvena

"That defines a waste of time." GM

"Bang I nailed a dude, bang I nailed a dude.. bang I nailed a dude."  Alvena
"Please tell me some one got that on tape." Ur

The one Alvena wants to Alvena!

"Turns out this lady made a Yuri Science Harem."  Roga 6
"God, that's a phrase I didn't know I needed in my life." Ur

You're not wrong but you're not helping.

 "So the rogue has decided you haven't let her have any fun during this."  GM

"The rogue is grumpy for no discernible reason.  And she squeezes the thing to make the teeth pop out.  And she squeezes a little harder than she needs to for a rotting sperm...  The guard has gone from smug to terrified... you have triggered something."  GM

"Oh the tadpoles, I thought you were talking about the holes drying out." Alvena

"So the conversation went one way, and Alvena went another way." Cearirin

"Yeah that should probably be on my tombstone" Alvena

"You want dried holes on your tombstone?" GM

"Do people let the rogue touch them?" GM

"With an insight of 1, you think she has a weird thing for Ur, and has a daddy complex.  You think she wants Ur to spank her." GM

"This is totally not going to come back and bite us in the ass." Alvena

"I file this away for later." Cearirin

"There was a reason I was having Ur standing close by." Alvena

"So you don't get sucked in by devil vagina magic?" Cearirin

"You're not wrong but you're not helping!" Alvena