You're not wrong but you're not helping.

 "So the rogue has decided you haven't let her have any fun during this."  GM

"The rogue is grumpy for no discernible reason.  And she squeezes the thing to make the teeth pop out.  And she squeezes a little harder than she needs to for a rotting sperm...  The guard has gone from smug to terrified... you have triggered something."  GM

"Oh the tadpoles, I thought you were talking about the holes drying out." Alvena

"So the conversation went one way, and Alvena went another way." Cearirin

"Yeah that should probably be on my tombstone" Alvena

"You want dried holes on your tombstone?" GM

"Do people let the rogue touch them?" GM

"With an insight of 1, you think she has a weird thing for Ur, and has a daddy complex.  You think she wants Ur to spank her." GM

"This is totally not going to come back and bite us in the ass." Alvena

"I file this away for later." Cearirin

"There was a reason I was having Ur standing close by." Alvena

"So you don't get sucked in by devil vagina magic?" Cearirin

"You're not wrong but you're not helping!" Alvena