"I have this image of a giant whale appearing above the city and belly flopping into it" GM
"Just to be clear Ioni's skipping and pigtails already sends GM into the gutter" Zuko
"Zuko is desperately hiding out of sight so he doesn't shank the pelican" Zuko
"The pelican thinks the boat is rather odd and starts wandering over there" GM
"Mr. Pelican, can I get you some food?" Ioni
"When the Pelican eats your arm it will not be on us!" Kadon
"I have finally decided how to deal with you, Ioni. Leviathan thinks you're a child" GM
"A solar child to be educated and trained. He is going to kidnap you" Kadon
"Oh I'll educate him on the Kama Sutra" Ioni
"That's not the response one usually takes to a kidnapping" Kadon
"It's not mind whammy anymore - its vagina whammy." Ioni
"I don't think we want Ioni shaping societies" Kadon
"I'll just make a whole society of dominatrix's" Ioni
"Welcome to whore-vania" Zuko
"Its bigger than you and made of meat" Kadon
"If you are reading this, have candles lit tonight before going to bed" GM
"As a reminder GM, some of us are friends here and said don't buy the fucking condo" Zuko to the GM
"You are going to swoop in and take over like project runway" GM
"GM, why have you been watching project runway?" Ioni
"We do have a school in Nexus filled with impressionable minds" Kadon
"Ioni has higher standards. She goes after the dean not the college students" Kadon
"Yes, so says THE DEAN OF THE COLLEGE" Zuko
"She needs to warm up somewhere" Kadon
"Mnemia is an adult. She has made the choice not to be a decent human being" Mnemia
"Brain washing your kids is just called good parenting" Zuko
"You do need a license to carry concealed" Kadon about a giant mech
"And you could power up the arms for super spanking when they misbehave" Zuko regarding Mnemia's parenting skills.
"The monkey has an int of 4, why isn't he watching them? He is smart!" Zuko
"er than Zuko!" Kadon
"Monkies teaching about the muddy ramirez and dirty sanchez to children." Zuko
"As creepy as it is having Kadon handle Anna's breasts, I fully approve of this." Mnemia
"She is fully featured and educated in multiple techniques" Kadon regarding the new automaton.
"As a side note GM, what would it take to break into the Bureau of Secrets" Zuko
"This is the 2nd time the story teller coughed, might want to follow that up" Mnemia
"Hanta...[virus]" Zuko
"Yeah" Kadon (After GM tells us about his office having roaches and rats.)
"Kadon you're really smart and thats what I love about you, but if you don't explain your scrotum is going to wind up in the corner while you stand there" Zuko
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