Gamma World:
"You have -1 to movement because you are lazy" GM
"You have -20 to credit checks" Gooey McSticky Pants
"Lashing creepers is what the women think about when he's in bed" Plant Man
"If you end your turn next to Oreo you take damage" GM
"24/7 PMS" Oreo
"I don't know what exactly was said, but I'd by a book by him" GM
"Don't want no lotion" Plant Man
"I would like to slap him on the ass before we leave" Gooey McSticky Pants
"The pot you mean" Plant Man
"I feel like my lips are too small for this glass" Plant Man
"That donut dick you chugged" Plant Man
"I only ate the foreskin" GM
"Not her exact words" Plant Man
"Do you want spit or no spit?" Plant Man
"What orifice is your spit from?" GM
"I will attack him with vondarr the giant vulcanized dildo of justice!!" Gooey McSticky Pants
"Life is tender, vulcanize your member" GM
"What is the robot equivalent of bloodied?" Linguini
"Bloodied" GM
"Greasy" Linguini
"Oily" Gooey McSticky Pants
"I like black log...ers" Gooey McSticky Pants
"I'm concerned, I typed Roborectum into bing but a lot of the sites that came up have hamsters" Gooey McSticky Pants
"Oh god! that's what a hamster looks like after its been up a butt!" Gooey McSticky Pants
"We've all had a finger up our butts at least once" Gooey McSticky Pants
"What, a hamster?" Plant Man
"No, a finger" Gooey McSticky Pants
"It's the P-Team.... Pants plus plants!" Plant Man
Exalted:
"The mega shark jumps from the water to catch the flying fly" GM
"Oh I would give him such indigestion from the inside. I doubt he could perfect dodge a kick to the pancreas" Zuko
"I have an angry weasel...... MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!" Ioni
"I had to mute you cuz I was busy talking to people at my house" GM
"How many people are at your house?" Zuko
"Just the one" GM
"How many personalities are at your house?" Ioni
"Just the six" Kadon
"Heave to and you will not be harmed!" Kadon
"We have Candy" Zuko
"Giant Robot Candy... in the van" Ioni
"Every time we come up against something that changes mid-situation you always blame Gavin. Why is that?" Ioni
"Ioni, you weren't here" Zuko
"Thank you Ioni!" GM
"I just assumed you'd ride Kadon" GM
"I wish you hadn't said that" Kadon
"You are abusing my ice weasel to use the word dapper" Ioni
"I'm sorry, say that again? I'm having trouble hearing you over the sirens" GM
"Yeah, I'm busy killing grandma's over here" Ioni
"Stop that!" GM
"As you are wandering about doing whatever you do to keep moral up" GM
"Among other things" Ioni
"I'll give you a hing, it rhymes with ducking" Zuko
"Boobs make everything possible. Ask your room mate!" Ioni
"That was at you GM" Zuko
"Uh no. That's out of left field" GM
"Oh, just ask her!" Ioni
"Surprise pussy!" Kadon
"Gavin's eyes come up and meets Kadons" GM
"Oh no.." Kadon
"Wait... Do... I .... See....This...?" Zuko
"Yes" Galby
"Paralyzing touch! ON KADON!" Zuko
"Authority radiating stance!" Kadon
"Perfect mental defense! Paralyzing touch!" Zuko
"My slut honor has been tarnished!" Ioni
"Penis cozy" Kadon
"Penis warmer? Penis chafing dish?" Zuko
"I put Gavin to shame! I'll have you know that!" Ioni
"Huh?" GM
"He offended my slut honor!" Ioni
"I'm pretty close to being able to parry the God Spear" Mnemia
"Slut off! We need rules and regulations" Ioni
"Is it bad that the game designer in me wants to make that? and participate in the beta?" Kadon
"I'll buy that when there is a gold version or a few patches" GM
"Patches? Like a cialis patch or a viagra patch?" Ioni
"You're not just wrong, you're made of wrong" Kadon
"I do have standards!" Gavin
"Gavin is going to go get lost in the back" GM
"With a sheep... and barbwire... and a cliff" Ioni
"Gavin will try to slip out the back" GM
"In the back, not out the back" Mnemia
"Yes, or I slice your dick off" Ioni getting irked
"I think I have some say in this" GM
"I'll have Zuko steal it?" Ioni
"Attached and attuned" GM
"I could tell him if he [Gavin] does this he won't earn the complete and utter ire of his future mother in law [Mnemia]" Ioni
"Any time Ioni uses the phrase cookie she means something else" Kadon
"It's just a little ecstasy. There's a shit ton more in the muffins. I didn't spike HER muffins" Ioni
"I am going to go Kim Jong-Il if necessary" Ioni
"How are you not evil?" GM
"There are no alignments in this game" Mnemia
"Kim Jong-il should be an alignment" GM
"Gavin made out with Mnemia. So, by context you have made out with Mnemia. It follow that you should then also make out with Ioni" Zuko
"Who needs a relationship when the sex is decent?" Ioni. Skype goes really quiet.
"There is a perfect woman comment in there" Kadon
"Anything is possible when you are a whore" Ioni
"Fine, I will eyeball his ear...balls" Ioni
"What a bitch" Zuko
"Cuz she took over creation?" GM
"Without TELLING us!" Zuko
"The fact that there are guards there... makes this easier" Zuko
"Kadons is bagels so the nuptials should be croissants" Zuko
"Why not pannini?" Ioni
"Ioni's a whore so is donuts. Because she has a hole for everything" Zuko
"Listen up or pornography featuring your mother will not be the worst issue for you today" Kadon
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