"After dealing 400 points of damage in 4 seconds it's a mother fucking lumberjack." Mnemia
"I won't take damage if I fall, it's just a time waste." Mnemia
"Hiya, I'm with exalts for the Ethical Treatment of Dragon Blooded. Are there any Akuma here?" Kadon
"Is it Vahime? Va... heem? Vajime.. and Vegeta here. Because we want to know his power level!" Zuko
"Well, I ask if she would step outside for a while" Kadon
"Would you like a muffin?" Ioni
"...That's a real muffin, right? Cuz with all the pastry code words..." GM
"Yes, a real muffin. With lots of ecstasy" Ioni
"I am having a school teacher day today." Kadon
"Does that mean you are going to discipline her?" Ioni
"Not until we are done here" Kadon
"This house needs an enema" Zuko
"Kadon is there anything you want... cuz fuckit, I'm done." Zuko at any 'talky' time
"And what will happen?" Kadon
"Something that has not happened in 2000 years." GM
"You're getting laid?" Zuko
"You're pregnant?" Ioni
"My mistress wants me to ask you several questions and I have one of my own." GM
"The answer is no, you have a horrible sense of decor and you really need a gay person to help you." Ioni
"It will take me forever to get back up here though." Zuko
"Were you going to ride him down to the bottom." GM
"Yes" Zuko
"... Snapping him in half... Basically making him a parapallegic" Zuko
"Gee, you're nice" GM
"It's a test." Zuko
"So I'm imagining this tower like any other tower. Slightly phallic. And now it's vibrating?" Ioni
"When you put it that way, I want to say no." GM
"Everybody get off!" Zuko
"I would like to probe the tower with Essence" Kadon
"What kind of metal?" Kadon
"You fuckers" GM
"Yes, for asking what kind of metal" Zuko
"I keep forgetting about _____. Why don't you guys remind me?" Zuko
"Mhhrmhmrmrmrmhmrm" GM
"If you are going to use Megatron, at least use a good version of Megatron" Zuko
"Megatron is the worst General ever." Zuko
"And I would like to remind you, you are sitting on a couch and I am not." GM
"What does that have to do with anything?" Kadon
"So, Megatrons a she" Mnemia
"Yep" GM
"Megatrons a mega-bitch!" Ioni
"Go KADON! You know everything" Ioni
"Go Zuko! You know something" Zuko
"It's an essence faraday cage!" Zuko
"On flaming wings...." Kadon
"Flaming is right" Zuko
"What?" Kadon
"I said flaming is right because of the gay." Zuko
"How much is the arrow bothering him?" Kadon
"Well, its sticking out of his penis because that's all Ioni knows how to attack" Zuko
"So for the group that does seem to be getting their orders mixed up, you are kicking some ass" GM
"Mnemia will move to Zuko since he gets irritated when he's not being effective" Mnemia
"He's movin over to the edge" GM
"Jerkin' over the crowd" Zuko
"It's Ranin' men!" Ioni
"Kadon, I was unaware warstriders could rape" Zuko
"I installed some special hardware" Kadon
"What is his DV GM" Mnemia
"Working on it... RRRRRRR"GM
"I have six reflexive attacks stacked up." Zuko
"Cry me a river" GM
"Just to be fair, I want the record to show that Mnemia is using Defend Other against a building" Zuko
"Ioni will take the hat, slam it on her head, giggling. Can I have a broom? Wait, what kind of hat is this?" Ioni
"Sit down, NOW!" Kadon
"Kadon's mantra is - need more motes now." Zuko
"Mnemia, throw your girlfriend on top of the building" Zuko
"Can I grapple a city?" Zuko
"I swear to god, I am taking a dump in your shoes tonight." Zuko
"In our defense GM, the mountain of shit that means something but we don't know, is huge!" Zuko
"She found a trick to commune with lampposts" GM
"Yes! We go pole dancing tonight!" Ioni
"Totally a better choice than Kadon" Zuko
"They are chasing water melons with baseball bats while blind folded" Kadon
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