We have control over Invisible Crow

The germ warfare hit our GM, so being unable to breath rendered gaming a no go.

Game: Asunder - We are Abyssals.  We are bad people.

Mnemia - GM
GM- Ivisible Crow
Zuko - Apostle of Silent Eternity
Kadon - The Ambassador of On Rushing Shadows
Ioni - Night River Hunter


"You don't have to worry about the opposing force dropping a minor bomb in your volcano and 'whoops, the whole thing is erupting and your shit is blowing up'." Ivisible Crow
"I'd comment on the flawed understanding of geology that informs the statement that you just made but this whole thing is just ridiculous anyway, so..." The Ambassador
"I am well aware of the total lack of science in there, but think about every trope everywhere involving a volcano." Ivisible Crow
"I do not deny." The Ambassador
"that would be another thing, for some reason the laws of science will abandon you and they will get it to erupt." Ivisible Crow.
"Just as easily as you can blow up a volcano with a bomb, you can freeze a volcano with a bomb. So, it all balances out." GM
"My brain hurts.  Can we think of something less absurd and play Exalted instead?" The Ambassador
"The fact that you think Exalted is less absured..." Ivisible Crow
"The irony is not lost on me in this instance, quiet you." The Ambassador

"I have high hopes and small faith." The Ambassador

"What was I giving up for this? Survival?  was that what we came to an agreement on?" Ivisible Crow
"Yes.  All three of you had survival and one of you had to take Sail." The Ambassador.
"Yes.  Because I like sleeping in the dirt... below the dirt." Night River Hunter channeling the creepy
"Because that wasn't creepy at all!" Invisible Crow

"Why you bastard, did you honestly install it under 'downloads?'" Invisible Crow

"... Or the pretty pretty princess as her friends like to call her." GM
"Does she like to pirouette?" Night River Hunter
"I'm sure she appreciates that." The Ambassador
"She does." GM

"It's there to maitain Invisible Crow.  Make sure its fed properly, pissed, etc.  It also has a slave collar, it also has no authority in this situation." GM
...
"Invisible Crow is put under your authority, you may use it as you see fit.  Invisible Crow appears genderless.  You could order it to drop trow to determine its gender since you have a slave collar, but no one appears to have cared." GM
"I can just see Apostle if he has this power in the game, and what he would do" Night River Hunter after being given the control remote for Invisible Crow.
"Oh he will.  Everyone in the party will have access to the slave collar over Invisible Crow." GM

"You're going to have to go pantsless through all of Stygia with a trumpet up your butt." Night River Hunter

"7 Successes!!!" Night River Hunter
"Alright how does this work." GM
"You give it an apple.  then you draw a dickbutt on it." Night River Hunter
"Whaaat???" GM
"I need Night River Hunter translation on that..." Invisible Crow

"Obviously you saw this at the edge, and you got very distracted." Night River Hunter
"Uggggh... What the fuck am I looking at!?" Invisible Crow
"A clown!" GM
"Fucking somebody in a bubble." Night River Hunter
"Was this an unintentional 'you see a clown.'?" Invisbile Crow
"This is Night River Hunter, there is no unintentional." The Ambassador

"Never considered Int Larceny as what you needed to apply Black Face." GM

"I will organize... I'd like 2 hookers for my friend here.  He doesn't like to participate, but he would like to watch and potentially kiss at the end.  However, do you have a backdoor that he could leave by... And slip her a little extra... for the back door." Night River Hunter
"Out of curiosity where is the Greece analog in Creation?" The Ambassador
"The... oh the country!  I was like, why are you bringing up Lube now?" Invisible Crow

"I'm assuming your social negative wouldn't preclude you from going in to a store and buying clothes for me." Invisible Crow
"I don't think so, but I think you'd look great in a pink tutu." Night River Hunter

"I am shocked that you made your character a slave to all of these assholes." GM
"This is called a fun experiment." Invisible Crow
"You're going to show up to this event in a Tutu and a flasher coat, I don't... If this is fun for you, I wonder what sort of fantasy you're living out here." GM
"None.?" Invisible Crow
"He likes not having control over himself." Night River Hunter

"Oh oh, I found something." Night River Hunter
"Oh jesus." Invisible Crow
"I found something" Night River Hunter