I don't know how to wield a sword....

Link
"Apparently there is an exhibit of this one at the HOM.  You could go visit, Hachiro." GM
"That lady needs a sammich." Hachiro
"This lady took her sammich.... And then there is the pedophile."  Kazuko
"Why..." Hachiro
"Doesn't that make you think, Hachiro?  Doesn't evoke some sort of emotion in you?"  Kazuko
"Should the emotional response I'm having be eww.???" Hachiro
"You just want to go back to the lady who needs a sammich don't you." GM

"If you wanna take a nap, go fuck a bitch and pass out." Kazuko
"Sure." GM
"That was uh.. something to say."  Sanbi

"For the next episode, I'd like to introduce the fact that everybody has been boinking your various pets."  GM
"Wha???" Sanbi
"Whose fuckin' the pets?" Kazuko
"Sanbi" GM

"Wouldn't the right hand of the daimyo be a rival for her affections?" Kazuko
"They aren't necessarily talking about the wife or the guy who jacks hiim off, so..." GM
"Nevermind." Kazuko
"The daimyo is the daimyo, he doesn't have to masturbate himself.  He can get someone to do it for him." GM
"How did we.... how ... how did we?" Sanbi
"Because we always do." Kazuko


"Of all the people at court, if the Mantis is the polite one, the Mantis is probably lying to you."  Kazuko
"I wouldn't necessarily say polite.  I'm just trying to observe... the rules."  Hachiro
"So you plop down next to her and you say 'what up bitch, talk to me about mountains.'" Kazuko

"Hachiro, how many times has your character broken out into the 'I'm on a boat' song?" Kazuko

"The artist is writing sonnets about you, praising your investigative abilities, and your honor for the artisans.." GM
"Oh you're screwed." Kazuko
"Yeah this doesn't sound like good things." Hachiro
"You used evidence and investigation to shame a samurai.  You're gonna get fuckin' beat with soap in your sleep." Kazuko

"I think it was made clear in the last session that if this were true, he would need to commit seppuku.  You proved that it was true, and he committed seppuku.. You were killing the man, Hachiro.  Killed him with your own two hands." Kazuko
"No... killed him with his tongue." GM.... silence before giggles.
"I don't even say anything and the shit just comes over." Hachiro

"I will tell a story about how I warned that the walking dead were upon our shores....  leaving out certain parts."  Hachiro
"How about a story about you're on a boat." Kazuko

"...various chickens and small children." GM
"I see..." Sanbi
"It has to be small children." Kazuko
"Well it tastes just like chicken.  c'mon!" GM
"Kitsune are good luck."  Sanbi
"Until it jumps on your small child."  Kazuko
"Until it eats your small child." Hachiro
"It's only gonna scalp it." GM
"Trust me, they are much more terrifying when they turn into women." Sanbi
"That's only cuz they are gonna eat your dick and not give it back." GM
"Wow, you have a very different image of the Kitsune than I do."  Sanbi

"Porn is usually enjoyable." Hachiro
"WAVE OFF DUDE!" Sanbi

"Sorry, I'm trying to activate all female genes to see how to turn this on you and make you feel really bad." GM
"Puppy dog eyes and tears." Kazuko
"Yes, I think she will tear up and say 'is my company really that bad.?'" GM
"As I said clearly before.." Sanbi
"Yes..  crazy bitch!  begone... BEGONE!" Kazuko

"I'm sure my first piece of advice to him would be, well you should probably make an honest woman of her." Hachiro
"Next time, don't stick your dick in 'em." Kazuko
"I DIDN'T!  For once." Sanbi
"Are you absolutely certain of that?" Hachiro
"Yes, I have learned my lesson!" Sanbi

"And trying to be suspect and discreet about my going arounds." Hachiro
"I think you mean circumspect." Sanbi
"Yeah, cuz suspect means people think you're doing it." GM
"Whatever... shut it..." Hachiro

"The dick does have to go into the vagina for the baby to happen." GM
"That usually helps." Hachiro
"Wait a minute, Mnemia has a problem with this." Kazuko
"Mnemia is not here.  Besides the ghost just shoved a little ectoplasm in there." GM
"I don't think that's how that worked." Kazuko
"Wow... uh... wow." Sanbi
"Hachiro just vicariously raped Mnemia...." GM

"You can't get her pregnant twice.  It's a free ride for at least a couple months." Kazuko

"If you would like to fuck the pregnant lady, you can fuck the pregnant lady." GM
"Yeah no, there's maho involved.  Until we determine where it came from, I'm going to refrain from putting my dick in it." Hachiro
"But it's nice and warm.  Anyway, moving on." GM
"Wow GM... just Wow..." Sanbi

"You don't know jack shit.  You think you're all alone.  You think you could go buck naked and no one would see you." GM
"Kazuko would like you to not go naked.  She would see it." Kazuko
"You would go blind."  GM
"You don't want a second crying woman on your hands do you?" Kazuko

"The other thing about Kazuko you notice is that she is some what of a smart ass.  Not all of these comments are out of character." Kazuko
"Just like you." GM

"It's an interacial kami, and goddammit, we only have pure kami around here.  You're a pure earth kami or you're no kami at all."  GM
"That's... racist?" Sanbi
"That's kamicist." GM
"Thaaaaat's Rokugan!" Hachiro

"So now, to prevent a war, I'm going to stick my dick in it!" Hachiro
"So this guy who hates you, first you discredit his father and he kills himself, then you stick your dick in his sister... I don't think this is going to help you." Kazuko
"Maybe I should send him a picture of me with my thumbs up.." Hachiro
"While balls deep in his sister."  Sanbi
"Maybe, but I don't think I want to go there." Hachiro
"While on a boat." Kazuko

L5R returns...

We've switched to Legend of the Five rings for a bit.  Just to give our other GM a breather since we were creating loops in our ancestor tables that might not ever get fixed.

For continuity/personality sake:
GM- Ioni
Sanbi - Kadon
Kazuko - Mnemia
Danzomaru - Zuko
Hachiro - Exalted GM

"I'm pretty certain that Hachiro does not have his microphone plugged in because his power cord is attempting to uhh fornicate with him. Or his head phone jack."  GM
"Wow, how much does a headset like that cost?" Sanbi
"Dude, don't blame the power cord.  Hachiro put it in there himself."  Danzomaru

"So you're probably first gen mantis clan."  GM
"Oh, well then Brutha!"  Hachiro
"Let me introduce you to my wife..."  Kazuko
"Dude I will give you so much money if you sleep with his wife." Danzomaru
"Not cool dude." Hachiro
"He probably has.  Did you read that back story?  He has banged all the things."  Kazuko
"I have not had a chance to read it yet.  Is there something I should know?"  Hachiro
"Banged all the things!" GM
"I'm pretty sure that back story was an ancestor.  At least I hope that's what it means."  Danzomaru
"He has banged all the things."  GM
"I hope you're referring to in the geisha houses and the town... and not the forest too." Hachiro
"Look its one little realm of existance, calm down." Sanbi
"Oh brother!  Wait, you could be my brother.  No, you're my father... goddammit!" GM
"We established last week who the father was."  Hachiro
"Well you never know.  There might have been a miscarriage in the beginning." GM
"God." Sanbi
"Not cool man.  Not cool.  Not even a little bit cool man."  Hachiro

"Tamiko just didn't realize she liked the cock."  Sanbi
"But once she got her first taste?  Oh my god."  Danzomaru
"She just could not keep her orrifices off."  Sanbi
"She's like oh sweet mystery of life, at last I found you." Danzomaru singing
"You realize I hate all of you, right?" Hachiro
"You brought this on yourself."  Danzomaru
"You realize, Hachiro, that what you think doesn't matter to us in the slightest."  Sanbi
"You realize, you played a female character, right?"  GM
"Yeah, and?"  Hachiro
"What you think doesn't matter." GM
"GOD!" Sanbi
"I'm sorry, I'm channeling Danzomaru."  GM
"Danzomaru, what have you done with GM?"  Sanbi
"I don't know but it hurts on me."  Danzomaru

"Do you have attendants or wives that just follow you around?" Danzomaru
"I have..... fiances?" Sanbi
"What the..."  Hachiro
"He has a harem.  It happens." Kazuko
"What kind of harem.  Please tell me they are human"  Hachiro
"Not exactly."  Sanbi
"Seriously, that was supposed to be you?  Oh jesus fucking christ..." Danzomaru
"You have a bunch of squirrels following you?"  Hachiro
"Just read the fucking thing Hachiro."  Danzomaru

"Remember, just like Kadon, he will fall completely for one of his students and forget about her the moment she disappears.."  Danzomaru
"Shut up, fucker." Sanbi

"She will bat her eyes and okay, creepy picture."  GM
"That guy looks more rapey than lecherous.  Just sayin.  Much less 'how you doin' much more 'don't worry, no one's gonna hear you scream'."  Danzomaru
"Its that industrial fan in the background that does it." Kazuko
"That really does it." Danzomaru
"Yeah, best I could do on short notice."  Sanbi
"Oh wow, the best you could do on short notice is rapey." GM
"I...  I... anyway..." Sanbi
"Welcome to my world dude.  This happens to me all the time." Hachiro
"I'm really not getting the rapey vibe off that picture, but anyway."  Sanbi
"It's turning you on?" Danzomaru

Vid located
"When he has the surgical mask on, rapey.  Gonna give him the thumbs up for the rape-age." GM
"Who the fuck is this?" Sanbi
"Nagira Komera? And he's got blood dripping over him in areas."  GM
"How the fuck did you find that that fast, Kazuko." Danzomaru
"1:40.. thats the image that I'm gonna think of Sanbi as.... No wait, 2:06....." Danzomaru
"I gotta see these now.  Yeah, 1:40 is a little creepy....  HHAHAHAHAHAA." Hachiro
"No, wait, 3 minutes." Danzomaru

"You have chosen poorly!" Danzomaru

"He's Kitsune because of his colors and he's weird." GM
"Wait, Shugenja are allowed to leer?" Hachiro
"No, weird." Sanbi

"Have you banged a monk yet?" Danzomaru
"I don't know, have you banged a monk yet." GM
"I don't know, but if I haven't then I haven't tried." Sanbi
"Maybe they are too honorable." GM
"hehe." Sanbi
"They aren't going to be your white whales of banging?" GM
"Oh we'll find Pheonix Shugenja for you." Danzomaru

"I do believe I've met your mother." Sanbi
"NOT COOL DUDE!" Hachiro

"For the record, I've sent a picture of my character and he's 6'2."  Danzomaru
"He is ginormous." Sanbi
"He is a ginormous hunk of man." Danzomaru

"You open the door and a tiny timid man is there asking 'what do you need sir samurai.'" GM
"I was wondering if you had some time to indulge some curiosities." Hachiro
"This isn't college anymore, Hachiro" Danzomaru
"See it took my a while to figure out what the fuck you were talking about sir, but fuck you sir.  If that's what I meant, I'd have sake with the crazy dude and the foxes."  Hachiro
"Why would you go after the foxes?" Danzomaru
"Or the dude?" GM
"If that.. never mind... fuck you all." Hachiro
"I think that's what we were talking about."  GM

"So, does the adventure module have the conditions of if the rest of the party goes off and has an orgy?"  Kazuko
"Uhm, no.  But I'm more than happy to bump over to you guys and lets go after your orgy!" GM


"...And she obviously enjoys your company." GM
*whistle of cop sirens going past an open window.*
"Rape Cops are go!" Danzomaru
"He will continue on, because he doesn't see a problem here." Sanbi

"You needn't worry about me.  I spent much of my life alone on a mountain.  I can certainly find ways to entertain myself if you ah... wish a quiet stroll." Kazuko
"Through masturbation." GM
"So help me I come back to my room and find a fur pile going on." Sanbi
"You'll be jealous." GM
"And in one session, one player took the other players harem away." Hachiro

"Here, allow us to do this in character.  And by in character, somebody else should say what I'm about to say."  Sanbi

"I talked to the Yasuki and he's like you should do it, you should do it....  I'm like fuck that noise." Danzomaru

"Blame GM"  Danzomaru
"Why are you blaming me?" GM
"When in doubt blame the GM" Danzomaru
"Oh." GM
"Well you guys blame me all the time." Hachiro
"That's because its always your fault.  Like all the cancer." Danzomaru

Everyone in the circle except Zuko is sleeping with Zukos mother in law.

"so what should I plan to get at the comic con tomorrow?"  Zuko
"Lap dances by Princess Leia."  Ioni
"You're dressing as Princess Leia?"  Zuko
"I'm not giving any lap dances."  Ioni
"Then don't suggest it."  Zuko

"My training is complete this week..."  GM
"Oh, you can work in my brothel?"  Ioni
"Uhh what?"  GM
"You can work in my brothel?"  Ioni
"Wrong kind... of training?"  GM
"If that's the wrong kind of training you took the wrong kind of job."  Mnemia

"We could just tie her to the bottom of Shankill and Shankill just puffs out his fur."  Ioni
"That seems..." GM
"He's a fluffy little weasel."  ioni
"I don't know if I would want to ride on the undercarriage of a giant ice weasel."  GM
"I'm getting a Taun Taun vibe here, but Shankill is slightly more useful than Fox." Kadon
"We're not slicing open Shankill.  You're not hurting my weasel."  Ioni
"Exactly my point."  Kadon
"Kadon, don't you dare touch my weasel." Ioni
"But you can touch mine." Kadon
"No." Ioni

"But don't you have a pocket tea set?" Ioni
"No.."  GM
"What do you wear your Monicle with?"  Zuko
"Regular tea.  That's why you bring your pack animals and people to carry your palanquin."  GM
"that's what Kadon needs, a palanquin." Kadon
"Oh, I'll be happy to carry it for you." Zuko
"Right off a cliff." Ioni
"Yep."  Zuko

"Just because the womens moans are coming out of the headphones doesn't mean you should stick your dick in."  Zuko
"Well he might be in for the shock of his life." Ioni
"Fuckin' well known counter magnetic properties of spooge."  Kadon
"Early on in Kadons book of 'I jizzed on a thousand things and here's what happened.'" Zuko
"That would be an awesome book."  Kadon
"It's a coffee table book."  Zuko
"There that's better.  sorry about that." GM
*Giggles*
"Something at my expense no doubt.." GM
"It might appear on the quote board later.  Something too sticky on your microphone?" Ioni
"No, the cord for the microphone keeps, for some odd reason getting into this weird tangled knot, so I have to take the headphones off and hangit by the cord and let it spin until it gets the tangle off." GM
"Whatever gets you off." Ioni
"I'm sure in your version it's much better." GM
"In my version you want to pull it." Zuko
"Huh?"  GM
"Get going.... Oooo!  A Newberry award, that means it's a childrens book!" Zuko

*Flush*
"Kadon, you're not supposed to take us into the bathroom."  Ioni
"I didn't." Kadon

"No, she wants her wedding bands." GM petulently
"Mnemia wants her robots, but we don't all get what we want." Mnemia
"Do you want to go back in the cage?" Zuko
"No..." GM
"Well we'll go take a look but I don't want you bitching the whole way home because we couldn't find your wedding bands on top of saving your ass." Zuko

"I'm pretty sure Mnemia and ZIS... I hope they don't reproduce." Mnemia
"Oh we have ways." Zuko
"I know there's ways.  They just need to not happen." Mnemia
"What, you're doing so well with the first brood, you don't want to try for another?" GM
"No."  Mnemia
"Cmon...."  Ioni
"First brood is causing Mnemia to consider ripping her ovaries out with her Daiklave." Mnemia
"Wow, cuz that's not graphic at all." GM

The board erupts in random drawings.
"Hahaha." GM
"D'OH MY GOD." Ioni
"You guys.. you made a mistake... hold on.." Zuko
"You're having children through Scarlet?  You're using them like condoms now?" GM

"whose stealing my squirrels?"  Kadon
"Taking them off." Zuko
"Why do you hate the fur pile... they were about to start yiffing."  Kadon
"I assumed that was Zuko doing that." GM
"No, I'm the one removing them now.  There's too many of them."  Zuko
"I don't know how endowed you think Zuko is, but I don't think he can reach Scarlet through that much squirrel."  GM

"He is short, and strong, and why is Scooby Doo suddenly.. Sigh." GM
"Short and strong huh..." Mnemia
"It's the Dwarves!  The mountain folk!" Kadon
"It's not offensive if it doesn't make any sense." Mnemia
"I don't know what Scooby Doo has to do with any of that." Kadon
"Short and strong thats what you get from the pedestles." GM
"It's Gavin." Ioni

"Ioni isn't called fire crotch because she has red hair." Zuko
"According to the picture she has black hair but... ohhhhhhhhhhh." GM

"I take a look at the broken fluid containers." Ioni
"They are glass, and broken with fluid starting to dry from being exposed to air."  GM
"Whats this fluid, Kadon." Ioni
"Well I open up my coffee table book."  Kadon

Ioni links something.
"Nope, not doing it." GM

"........ GEEZE! The fact that he has 'counts as masturbation' on his head." GM
"No, it's cuz Gavin and Sora count as masturbation." Mnemia
"Cuz it's the same player.. hahahaha..." GM

"Also, why are there a pair of bones coming down off of Gavin and Sora?" GM
"I'm not sure those are bones." Kadon
"Those are boners."  Ioni
"Pretty sure those are boners." Mnemia
"I'm pretty sure that just signifys boning." Zuko
"Ohhhhh eww.  By the way, those are really horrible testicles you drew." GM
"Pretty sure those got sewn together when you were little." Ioni
"Just going out on a limb, but an art critique is not the best response." Kadon

"Alrighty, thats the most offensive thing I've seen.  Dick Cheney as a Dominatrix."  GM
"Y'know, you definitly do not want to say, with Ioni in ear shot 'that's the most offensive thing I've ever seen.'" Mnemia
"Seriously, I'm trying to figure out if you are fucking retarded literally or if you just never learn."  Zuko
"It's offensive to me that someone would find him attractive sexually."  GM
"No no, dude, like you keep going 'wow, that's the worst thing ever...' You need to get out on the internet more and understand what truely is out there otherwise shit is going to shock you your entire life!  There's weird shit out there" Zuko
"Just give me a couple minutes, I could photo shop that thing with Dick Cheney into something way more offensive." Mnemia

"I'm just trying to figure out how to take out half the pillars in this place causing it to collapse on itself and just say fuck this noise." Zuko
"That might not be a good idea, cuz it might cause this place to explode." Mnemia

"Why did I waste this on Mnemia?  Oh well, there's always tomorrow." GM on an NPCs attack choice, and Ioni laughs.  "Well for me!  Not for the creature I am puppeteering."

"Helloooo Overdrive, and by that I mean goodbyeeee overdrive." Zuko

"Shouldn't that be an S E not a C E?" Mnemia
"Probably."  Kadon
"That or C S," Mnemia
"It's gonna be forever before he sees that." Zuko
"I know, and it'll be awesome." Kadon

"Yeah well fuck you." Zuko
"Why..." Kadon
"Cuz I don't want you getting a decent DV like me." Zuko

"Also, I love fucking popcorn.... I love to eat popcorn." GM
"I was going to ask, why are you fucking popcorn." Ioni
"Let me start again, I hate all you guys." GM
"That would explain why there is rythmic crunching over there.  I take it you enjoy soggy popcorn... It's probably in the coffee book that Kadon made." Ioni
"Of course!  It's hard to come up with a thousand things." Kadon
"And if he lets it sit, it becomes caramelized almost, wouldn't you say so GM?" Ioni

"It's an actual person!" Ioni listening to Wikipedia being read out loud.
"Dude or chick?" Kadon
"Dude!  With an English Accent! Thank you Mnemia, I'll have to share this at work!" Ioni
"I'll say it, fuck you Mnemia.  I'll have to deal with her talking about this now." Zuko
"The supplemental illustration on the white board was... a special touch." Kadon
"Looks like hieroglyphic." Zuko
"Kind of... you might have to scroll down GM" Kadon
"Huh?  I don't know what you're talking about.. I don't wanna know what you're talking about." GM

"Anywho, who wants to know what happened to the guy Ioni shot."  GM
"I do, I wanna see if I impregnated him."  Ioni
"Sigh.. First of all, that's not how sex works. I really hope, Ioni this whole time, owner of multiple brothels does not think that thats how this works.  Otherwise there's going to be this slew of injuries across Nexus." GM
"I have been spending quite a bit of time with ZIS lately." Ioni
"Okay, so there is one person in the entire universe of Exalted that would get off on that.  Just wondering how much further we have to take this until Kadon explodes cuz I keep hearing him choke back laughter in the background." GM
"Oh he'll explode, but not in the way that you're thinking." Zuko
"Pretty much." Ioni
"Alright, now I'm really done with this." GM
"No you're not.  You're intrigued.  You want to know more." Ioni
"So the guy gets shot, jumps forward disrupting the ritual.  Uhm..  There is a magical discharge throughout the room." GM
Giggles galore.
"DAMMIT!" GM
"HOW could that not have occured to you!  HOW?!  Answer me... how...?" Kadon
"It's like taking candy from a baby... so funny.  Anyway, back to discharge.  You okay over there GM?  You're not leaking are you?" Ioni
"WHAT?!" Zuko
"No, I'm choking on popcorn.  I muted my mic so you wouldn't hear my death throes as this kernel choked me to death" GM
"Kinky.  Didn't know the Colonel did it for you." Ioni
"Were you choking before or after the magical discharge?" Zuko
"Aww fuck it, the tower blows up and you all die."   GM
"If you're choking that hard, just y'know... put a couple fingers down there and ..." Kadon
"just... relax, stop fighting it." Ioni
"Take ten, just move back, talk dirty a little, move your hands, recompose yourself."  Zuko

"You guys give me shit for not seeing the internet, but at least I click on the link." GM
"Yeah and you bitch about it." Ioni
"Yeah but... meh." GM

"And some cultists." Ioni
"Wait, there are cultists?  I thought there were invisible dudes doing the ritual." Kadon
"It is invisible dudes...  I don't know where she went to." GM
"It's Ioni." Zuko
"Could lead into an entirely new background to Ioni's cult." Kadon


"So I have 84 damage dice per invisible creature, do you want me to roll all of that?" Mnemia
"Roll it once." GM
"53 damage.... against the wounded creature I have 66 dice for 29 damage... against the healthy demon, I have 50 dice for 19 damage." Mnemia

"I did something good this time?" Ioni
"Pegging, as good as counter magic."  Mnemia
"YAY!" Ioni
"I don't know about you, but pegging would distract my attention." GM

"His professional opinion is Ioni is a fuckin' moron.  Unfortunately, her theory isn't entirely off from reality, and he feels dirty for admitting that." GM
"I made Karam feel dirty! Yeah boy, get in your place!" Ioni

"Now you're just trying to distract him, Ioni." Kadon
"Is it safe to click on the link?" GM
"It's a link submitted by Ioni... what do you think." Ioni
"Do your hands blister easily?" Kadon
"Ohyea her.. That's what she looks like.  I have that picture" GM
"Is it in your book of fapping?" Ioni
"I have a lot of anime pictures, not all of them are for fapping." GM
"Alot of them are." Mnemia
"Most of them are." Ioni
"That's an on again, off again fap." Zuko
"It's cute and all but it's not really." GM
"This needs to stop..." Kadon
"I like her character.  At least she's of age.  Excuse me for not wanting statutory rape.  DUDE What is that thing!?" GM

"Oh it's a gif, this'll be awesome!" Mnemia
"You sound way too excited." GM

"Though you're never sure when they are over, especially the longer ones. I was talking about gifs, don't know what you were talking about." GM
"Penises." Ioni

"Ioni has a new best friend, just hope it's not one of the holocruxs."  GM
"Holocruxes?" Ioni
"You not seen Harry Potter." GM
"Those are horcruxes." Ioni
"He was combining holocrons and cruxes.." Zuko

"That's not funny, Ioni." Zuko
"That's funny and I think cats are the devil."  GM
"We have gone far down the rabbit hole with this." Kadon
"Speaking of rabbit holes, has GM scrolled down recently?" Zuko
"I scrolled down and then decided not... what the..... Is this supposed to be an upside down fist bump NOPE! I see what this is... scrolling back up." GM

Things left in Roxi's tower
"Sack of charcoal.. can of diet coke..." Zuko
"Is this somebodies W2 form?" Kadon
"Did you write Gavin on the walls?" Zuko
"Given that he was in the last city she was in... that's kind of being a dick even for you." GM
"Hey... You don't know my dick capabilities..." Zuko
"He wants all dick capabilities." Ioni
"I don't want one dick capability, I want all dick capabilities." Zuko

"What do you do with your new book?"  GM
"I hug it and put it on a shelf."  Ioni
"Okay, you have a new friend.  I think.. We'll see in the coming weeks."  GM
"I don't want to open the book.  I will wait until it says its okay, I don't want to violate its trust." Ioni
"Fuckin' hate you people.  This is all your fault, Kadon" Zuko
"I was thinking, do I really want to give you guys the book of three circles?  Then it occures to me, what the fuck would you guys do with!  None of you want to learn sorcery. At least its amusing with her." GM
"I might read it later.  At least it's a kindly old gentleman who likes to tell stories.  But if its going to be one of those rapey kinds, no.  I don't do rapey books." Ioni
"This is like finding Excalibur and handing it to the kid with downs." Zuko
"This does explain why the book of three circles reads like a romance novel." Kadon
"I got bored, I had to rewrite a bit of it." Ioni

"You will strip naked for all countermagic, deal with it!" Ioni
"Are we back on Envy yet?!" Mnemia

"So Mnemia, you hear your name followed by a string of angry words.... do you wish to accept the phone call?" GM

"By the way, people are getting fit." GM on the whore house being at the top of the mountain in Nexus.
"Why did she turn into a mountain?" Kadon
"Because it's an I know you want me, so come at me bro." GM
"I'll ask a weird question.  can't you punch a mountain?" Zuko
"Because a mountain has dodge excellencies." GM
"AS A MOUNTAIN?!" Zuko
"It's complicated." GM
"I'm gonna go grapple a mountain." Zuko

"Somebody find me a kid with a scar and an orange sweat shirt..." Kadon

"What if we turn that off." Zuko
"We can't." Kadon
"What if we break it." Zuko
"That would be unwise." Kadon
"But we have you to fix it!" Ioni
"You can fix it!" Zuko

"You said Lucy, everyone else thought Lucy, I though Ophelia and I was like.. YOu... What the..... you! stoppit!" Kadon
"She's standing right next to you!" GM
"Stoppit!  Very bad primordial!" Kadon

"oh fine.. and once again I've done it...  Where the fuck is my girlfriend?" Kadon

"Ioni goes into distraction/newfriend making mode." Ioni
"Like a feedback loop of.." Kadon
"Idiots." Zuko
"We just start talking to eachother in a high pitch." Ioni
"It's like two modems having sex." GM

"So I'm thinking I need to add an elder lunar to my harem.  How do you feel about having a father in law, Zuko." Kadon
"Try it." Zuko

"You can fuck the elder lunar later." Zuko
"So Mnemia gets to be your daddy, not Kadon." Mnemia
"Lets see if we can create some loops in the family tree."  Kadon

"Everyone in the circle except Zuko is sleeping with Zukos mother in law." Kadon

"Unconquered Sun jizz." Ioni
"I imagine its a fantastic cock.  Breathtaking." Zuko
"Prolly multip pronged." GM

"Does the receipt match the jade?" Ioni
"And Zukos inability to read comes back to bite him with his thievery." Kadon
"I can read." Zuko

A link for our GM  LINK! because he's always surprised as to what is found on the web.