Sunday, April 13, 2014

The body parts of the USA

"So, if Arizona is the armpit of the US, does that make Texas the love handles?" The Apostle

"On certain things, I like to think of Texas as the sweaty ball sack of America." Ambassador

"Thank you for reminding me of that.  My attention was elsewhere." Invisible Crow
"You play with it, you don't stare at it all day." Apostle

"We're at a warehouse and children are running by.  It's like a slim-jim, just snap into it." Apostle

"so, eating small children or not?" GM
"Negatory." Ambassador
"Find a little Chinese one later?" GM
"But then you're hungry an hour later." Ambassador