Monday, August 27, 2012

Current situation not optimal, circular arrangement not working. Converting to Grid Base.

Just a heads up for all the readers, we will be taking a brief hiatus/delay due to PAX Prime.  Also - these quotes are by no means complete for the session.  There are a few more that may appear at a later date.

Enjoy
-Ioni

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"How was everyone elses week?" GM
"I didn't have to look at adult material!" Ioni
"...Grats on that?" Kadon

*Talking about next game*
"Lucky bastards." GM
"Alright, now think about that, Kadon now has to hang out with me.  That's not lucky, that's just... he's just gonna die." Ioni
"you already have that particular part of the evening planned?" GM
"I'm fuckin' insane!  Someone is going to die and probably isn't me." Ioni
"Well if he's gonna die, he's probably hoping you'll fuck him.  So death by fucking." Mnemia
"Death by snu snu!" Zuko
"Not going to protest that." Mnemia
"There are worse ways to go." Kadon

"There is a plan to do Gamers 2 drinking game if anyone would like a web cast or to play along with."   Zuko... No really, leave a comment!

"What are you talking about, I have never done anything I am not proud of, while drunk." Kadon

"Hang on, dinners here." Kadon
"Is it a cute girl?" Ioni
"Run woman! You're gonna get raped!" Zuko

"PUPPIES! I'm not giving you $10,000, Zuko." Ioni
"Worth a shot." Zuko
"Something mildly creepy about this whole thing." GM
"The fact that the puppies look kind of like they are dead?" Ioni
"And that he's like a fur trader 'oh see, I got these out here on the field...'" GM

"As I recall when we left it, this whole crisis had been cleared up and everything is fine." Zuko
"Yeah, nice try." GM

"We had a cthulu in our Legends game?" GM
"You were too busy being a lesbian." Zuko

One of these days, I should learn to make these rooms.  It doesn't seem too difficult."  GM
"Okay, let's see if I can head slap the GM  through the internet." Zuko

"I seem to recall Yuki has met your children since she was the bus at the time." GM
"She learned Jerome Bettis?" Zuko

"... is on her excellency... Yeah, that would work... Here.  Hold This!" Kadon working out an essence problem
"Quit yer bitchin' an' let's go!" Mnemia

"WHY ARE YOU YELLING!" GM
"He's not." Kadon
"GM, if you want me to get rough with you, I will." Zuko

"So, how Yuki would like to ration her essence is her call, but Mnemia would like to find her children so the beatings can begin." Mnemia

"Utility spells are your friend, PCs." Kadon
"Shut up.  When we have down time - OH MY GOD.... so many sorceries!" Zuko
"Vast waste of my experience points." Kadon
"Except for not." Zuko

"Mnemia, where did we leave the Chillikan." Zuko
"The wha?" Mnemia
"The fuck monkey." Zuko
"Oh.  I don't know." Mnemia
"I thought we left it in the Emerald City where it was passed out." Mnemia
"I could have sworn it was baby sitting your kids for a long time."  Zuko

"Mnemia can carry two people, she is a beef cake" Zuko
"Which does Karam want more?  This to be done, or is dignity as he is carried under an arm?" GM
"Whichever is faster." Kadon very clipped

"Just to be clear, your imminent death is not my fault." Kadon

"2 successes, after a while Ioni, you see... wait, you can't see in the dark, can you." GM
"Nope!  I'm in darkness, it's so awesome." Ioni

"5.  The dice don't hate me, but they don't love me either." Kadon
"What did you do to your dice roller." Ioni
"I don't know." Kadon

"....releasing them..." GM
"I am going to give you three seconds to decide on a different word other than 'releasing' them." Mnemia

"Okay, GM, now is the time to do the right thing and to bring the kids out." Ioni

"We're not hiding anymore, so lighting up is fine.  So Ioni see's a rat and we turn everything off again." Mnemia
"There are rats down here?  Rats?  Where are the rats?  Who said rats?" Ioni
"I guess we could beat her unconscious too...." Mnemia
"Release a little stress while you're at it?" GM
"Yes, please." Zuko
"Hey, no using Ioni for your masturbation tools." Ioni

"Oh no, I take that back to the.. oh that's cuuuuuuuute - Dammit!  Stop distracting me!" GM

"That could be Scarlet in her corgie form.  She only wears a shirt." GM
"REALLY?!" Ioni

"So Lisa was the one who knew what infernal evil drugs were... Strike one for Lisa." Mnemia
"Yeah, I'm kind of voting to kill that child now."  Zuko

"I know when I'm hanging out with all my 7 year old friends like 'hey what do we need to complete our posse?  I know, a pregnant comatose lady!'" Zuko

"Okay so, I need something to whoop some child's ass.  Nothing that matters." Zuko

"We got to figure out who told your kids about this, and also what the deuce... you're kids are like 6, right?" Zuko
"6 or 7, yeah." Mnemia
"Stop thinking of them as 6 year old's.  That's clearly not a realistic expectation setter." Kadon
"We are getting your kids some dolls, and we are teaching them to play again!!" Zuko
"They are just going to animate them." Ioni
"We are going to get them some Twilight Sparkles, some motha' fuckin' Rainbow Dash's and we will correct this behavior!" Zuko

"Stop sending him porn, Kadon." Zuko
"At least he is not sending pictures of me like you do." Ioni
"Who said he's not?" Zuko
"KADON!" Ioni
"I'm not!  Totally keeping them for myself.  Yes, I'm skeevy, I know, shush." Kadon

"Ioni starts wigging out, climbing on top of Mnemia." Ioni
"Perhaps you should try to be dignified as befits someone of your station." Kadon
"Ioni will look at Kadon, when did you get a stick up the butt?" Ioni
"My guess is around 2,000 years ago." Zuko

"Alright, Mnemia will turn to the other members of the circle and ask, do we think we need ot seperate them and question them alone to make sure their stories match?" Mnemia
"Oh my god, you will be a wonderful parent." Ioni
"Will you just hug your children first!?" Zuko

"The twins are currently sporting a 4. The last time you saw them they were 3" GM on essence levels of Mnemia's kids.
"Let's just fucking quit.  The twins will destroy and just win.  They are more powerful than us." Zuko
"Who is power leveling your crotch fruit?!" Kadon

"Do you hate that charm yet" Kadon

"Are you humming the fucking Smurfs theme song." Kadon
"I don't know, that just popped in there." GM
"You might want to consider muting the mic when you do that." Mnemia

"It's Ophelia.  You actually thought I was that bitch?" GM as Ophelia
"And I will grab her by the like scruff of her shirt, pull her to the side and say, 'what the fuck were you doing telling the kids about this, putting them in this kind of fucking danger? Leading us fucking on this fucking god awful chase to find them? We're going to help them, just as much as we can, what the hell were you thinking?  And why did you break the thing that I don't know what the hell it is?!'" Zuko

"Hiding Mnemia's kids from her is never a good idea.  Because when the time comes, she's probably the one most qualified to grab Malfeas by his scrotum and rip it out of his face." Zuko
"Why was his scrotum in his face?" Ioni
"Because Malfeas is a dick face!" Zuko

"It looks like rats live here." GM
"Really?  Ioni is going to go petrificus." Ioni
"Awesome, get some lights in here." Zuko

"So, Ophelia, what do you know about Anastagio?" Ioni
"Says the girl currently hiding under a blanket." Zuko
I'm hiding underneath a weasel!  That doesn't sound as good." Ioni

"What we don't know is all too often threatening to kill us these days." Kadon
"I don't think it's that Kadon so much as what we don't know we have a tendency to find out anyway, so either she can tell us now and spare us this long journey that we are gonna go on and eventually find out, usually cuz someone else broke in and stole it... or... we'll just go through the journey. Kill a whole bunch of people and throw a shit fit afterwards.  How's that." Ioni

"Ioni will offer him a muffin." Ioni
"To the rat?" GM
"Well via Shankill, she'll offer a little basket of muffins to him and the city.  Not the special muffins the other city got though." Ioni
"Wait, when did that happen." GM
"Since when have you been giving out special muffins?" Kadon
"It's the Ioni I'm a whore muffin." Zuko
"No.. the cookies Ioni gave the other woman when Mnemia grappled a city.  They were laced with crack." Ioni
"You...crazy... person." GM

"And then commence the beatings." Zuko

"I'm sorry, did she use a charm that she doesn't know how it works?!" Kadon

"I have another idea, we murder both the girls and Ophelia and be done with it." Zuko
"You're not helping." Kadon

"Have confirmed the urge component does not apply so the rapage of the soul does not happen." Mnemia

"So they have at least Int. 3.  Fine, make them smarter than Menmia." Mnemia
"Are you smarter than a 6 year old." Kadon
"Apparently not demonic six year olds." Mnemia

"So what are their stats... Mental, Social, Physical." Mnemia
"Fuck.." GM
"Fucking better not be their top stat." Mnemia

"I want to say their intelligence is their top stat." GM
"Whose kids are they, they aren't coming from Mnemia." Mnemia

"Not only did she mess with your kids and force them to grow up too fast, but now she has turned them from their mother by making them into thinkers instead of fighters." Zuko

"Are her chosen now smarter than Ophelia is." Mnemia
"Sometimes." GM

"Kira comes back with a bag held over one shoulder almost as tall as she is." GM
"Oh go, she killed her mother." Zuko

"She got it from her mom... she isn't plugging it in anywhere.... Is it her mother's dildo?" Ioni
"You're a horrible person Ioni." GM

"She will ask you for examples of where the impersonators were." GM
"Here" Kadon with his data files
"Kadon will hand her an excel sheet." Zuko

"There is a part of me that doesn't want to add another bullet to the 'shit that happened this chapter' to this session." Mnemia

"GM, I gotta ask, when you think of this game do you watch a lot of soap operas?" Ioni
"No?" GM
"Ok." Ioni
"Are you sure?" Zuko

"She said she was upset at us for something we haven't done yet?" Mnemia

"Do you want ot share a tiny boat with Ophelia for 2 days?" Mnemia
"No, I want ot punch her in the face." Zuko

"Fuck it, I vote we set it on fire though, so it can't come back and bite us in the ass." Zuko

"While we are in the underworld, we should do whatever we don't want the loom of fate knowing about." Zuko
"I'm pretty sure the loom of fate knows about your masturbation habits already." Kadon

"Kadon can look at the boat while Mnemia pours the gasoline." Mnemia

"So this is a thought that had occurred to me.  If there are any death lords currently in creation in stasis, we now have a great opportunity to wreak their shit.  In the underworld."  Mnemia
"That would be amusing." Kadon

"Hey, Ophelia, can you remove a connection of a deathlord from his Never Born Master?" Zuko

"...the Never Born to finish his plunge into her inner sanctum...  That came out wrong." GM

"If Silver Prince is stuck in the Freeze....ooooooo Mnemia wants to wreck his shit on this side something fierce." Mnemia

"I really fucking want my down time." Mnemia
"I know, I am trying!  But you keep coming up with ideas!  I can cut more of Creation off.  Don't make me do it!" GM
"The opportunity to fuck with a death lords shit - Oh we could do so much good." Mnemia
"GM, the proper response is... Yes, they are all here for the Death Lord Convention!" Kadon

"Goal number one is give the Eclipse his Soul back."  Mnemia

"Yes, you can achieve an unexpected attack with the God spear!" Kadon

"Okay, you make it out to sea." GM
"And the  boat sinks." Mnemia

"Really quick GM, before we get on the boat, we do a head count to make sure we have every body." Zuko

"As horrible... horrible an idea as it is to do this at times, Mnemia will follow Ioni's advice." Mnemia
"Mnemia will what?!" Zuko
"Follow Ioni's advice.' Mnemia

"Just so I'm clear here, we have to go into the Wyld and kick the shit out of the Beta Unconquered sun... the Conquered Sun.." Zuko

"Could also be the full Darth Vader thing.. You pull [Reapers Mask] off and AHH GAHHH!" GM
"Well that's even better, that's a reason to do it!" Zuko

"If she's going to treat you like there was one time you were mean to her, you might as well be mean to her and get some mileage out of it." Mnemia

"Alternatively, you could steal her pants and when you get a good scissoring on.." Mnemia
"Now Reaper could be some future Mnemia, and Gavin could be some future Zuko... Which means Zuko has to kill himself right now!" Zuko

"You've got hearth stones, don't be a pussy." Kadon

"2 weeks training time. Okay." Mnemia
"Wait, gotta think about something." GM
"No, no training time for you." Mnemia

"Is the Eclipse smarter than Zuko and Mnemia?" Kadon
"Probably not." GM
"Okay, she can be worth talking to when she gets smarter then." Kadon

"She gets along with Ioni pretty good, she's social." GM
"Oh god." Kadon
"Awesome! I get a small child to mold!" Ioni
"WHORE!" Zuko

"She gets a feeling of dread." GM
"You knocked her up with the baby from twilight." Zuko

"Out of curiosity, how long does it take to craft 'what to expect when you're expecting.'" Zuko

"Mnemia and Kadon, you're like, Essence 2 fetus, so you're gonna have Essence 2 morning sickness.  So Suck it up!" GM

"Get this frelling spherical of life OUT OF ME!" Zuko

"That's why Autocthon decided not to hang out with you, always harshin' the buzz.." GM

Sunday, August 19, 2012

It's too much fun to be on good behavior

"Of the two of us, Zuko is the evil one, I am the good one." Kadon
"Oh that's bullshit across the board.  You're both evil."  Ioni
"To be fair, you are a ginger." Zuko
"That makes me soulless, not evil!" Kadon

"Did I just do some horrible thing in my life.. because with my room mate.... I don't get the bacon thingy?" GM while Zuko and Ioni fight over who eats the last plate of bacon.
"Well I went out and bought the bacon for bacon cheesecake." Ioni
"If you'd like to know, I have a room mate but no bacon." Mnemia
"But you are in a relationship with your room mate." GM

"I'll stop, I'll be good." Ioni
"Well, at least one of those will happen." Kadon

"Mnemia, if it turns out your kids are the doppelgangers, I will beat them up." Zuko
"...Okay.." Mnemia
"I mean the Green Briar blade would make a perfect switch!" Zuko

"Yuki!  What have you been up to you fucking bitch? Now calm down, we don't want you angry in your condition!" Zuko

"Mnemia took her dream sleep and knocked up wayyyy better." Zuko

"How are you conscious"?  And Mnemia was totally behind the tramp stamp." Zuko

"She has something inside of her made of Essence 2 and its going up!" GM
"Shut up Yuki." Kadon

"Any attempt to just start rambling.... at this point, Mnemia is going to stop, turn to Yuki, ask her questions so we can get going." Mnemia when trying to fill in Yuki on 2 years of BS.

"The person that identified herself as your child, said this was your responsibility..  pointing to her stomach." GM as Yuki to Mnemia
"Woah woah woah...  Well you'll be happy to know that's yours and Foxs'...." Zuko
"Yeah technically it was Foxs' responsibility... next question?" Mnemia

"This is Ioni Valencia, we met her in the Hidden Manse of Kal Bax.. It was a kinda cool place... but any who." Zuko
"Yeah, its full of stone, because its Kadon's favorite place... ever." Ioni
"You say it's a cool place and Kadon just fucking twitches involuntarily."  Kadon
"Been to Oblivion too, but..." Zuko
"Now Oblivion wasn't the problem...  Everything else about that place was wrong.  Oblivion was at least interesting." Kadon
"Fuck you, I couldn't take a leak without screaming for a month." Zuko

"I'll be there to Larceny it, it'll be fine" Zuko on Yuki's up coming birth
"Unlike the time with the Elemental Dragon I actually know this now..." Kadon
"Oh come on, it would be awesome to let me Larceny an incarnate.  Elemental Dragons are a dime a dozen." Zuko

"I'm pretty sure 2 people in this party have smacked an Elemental Dragon upside the head for being an idiot." Zuko

"You did not knock Yuki up with the baby from Twilight, did you?" Zuko
"I have not read or seen...  any of that." GM

"Bad Dragons... Bad!" Kadon
"Bad Pillars of Existance... Bad!" Zuko

"They better not have split into two different directions" Ioni on casting a spell to find the lost kids
"Oh god if they did Mnemia... Oh your kids are getting such a beating..  I'm adding a third column to the note.  They are only 6, they don't have any perfects yet, right?" Zuko
"They have only 3 right now.." Mnemia

"The crotch fruit is defending it's home from bad mojo."  Kadon
"Did you just say 'crotch fruit'?" Ioni

"I remember him when he was tougher..." Zuko
"You did meet him at Essence 2." Mnemia

"In depth Analysis... I exercise my occult!" GM
"Kadon! Roll punditry!" Zuko

"These are combatants that have rolled join battle, daddy wants his overdrive." Zuko

"Mnemia wants them all in 3 yrds of her so she can kill them all in one hit." Mnemia

"That's what the auto feeder is for." Zuko on Mnemia's cat
"The cat would eat all the other cat's food." Mnemia
"And they would learn not to let that happen!" Zuko

"These people seem to have a thing for open flames." GM

"Has anyone been injured on our side during this fight so far?" GM

"Kadon, what is it you can do, remind me." GM

""This is mostly the republican way, It's not her, its the baby, until it's 18 then fuck it!" Zuko
"Oh don't get me started unless you want the political beast that is inside to come out." GM
"Oh is that what you call it?" Ioni


"You and I are going to have words one of these days" GM to Python
"Aren't you already having words." Kadon
"More like Un-install and Re-install." GM
"Oh baby, baby.." Zuko

"Hey Kadon, does this building count as Grave Goods." Zuko

"Kadon just shit himself.." Zuko

"Dignity and an empty sack is worth a sack." Kadon

"If he gets within 3 yards then he gets to die with these other 2." Mnemia

"In order to actually throw challenges at you guys, I may have to be a dick." GM

Monday, August 13, 2012

Houston, we are now testing how long a 2 liter of soda will hiss....

"Apparently for evil laffy taffy to enter the apartment, a gnome must bring it." Zuko

"Thanks guys, also, Zuko, you're not allowed to negotiated with the incarnate... EVER!" Kadon

"She is one who can find you." GM
"Does she have ribbons on her." Ioni
"Oh hahaha... that would be... awkward." Kadon

The following happened in Text while Kadon and Zuko had a heart to heart about secrets and how they are bad for your health.
"Ioni offers Mnemia popcorn to toss at the pattern spiders." Ioni
"Popcorn is hard to throw effectively." Mnemia
"So it's a challenge." Ioni
"What about something like chicken nuggets." Mnemia
"That would work, do we need to have bbq sauce or would you prefer honey mustard?" Ioni
"Honey mustard will stick better so I'll take that one." Mnemia
"Ok... GM, can Ioni and Mnemia get a barrel of chicken nuggets and a bucket of honey mustard dip?" Ioni
"Who gets pissed first?  The spiders, or Mercury?" Mnemia
"..." GM
"A third option is that a spider eats a nugget, then falls off the loom of fate.... Or swarm the bucket." Mnemia
"The equivalent of it I suppose you could find." GM
"Then they weave into creation a McDonald's on every street corner." Mnemia
"I can just see a pattern spider breaded in chicken nuggets." Ioni
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"Mnemia, if that happens on every street corner, what would happen if we tossed coffee beans at them?  Would we get an Exalteds Starbucks?" Ioni
"Only if they are chocolate covered.  Normal coffee beans aren't good to eat plain." Mnemia

"Please, please, stop taunting Causality." Kadon

"You know that Essence Bazooka may make a really good sleep aid..." Zuko

"Ring ring ring... incarnaphone!" Zuko

"I have unleashed nothing, this shit has been brewing since before you got here!" GM

"C'mon Kadon... grow some balls." Mnemia

"Oh it's all about Kadon and his precious balls." Zuko
"I'm sorry, what were you talking about?" Kadon

"We need a wind shield so this doesn't happen." Ioni

"He's talking about necrophilia." Kadon

"If that's the case [NPC being goth], can we hold her down and spray copper tone insta-tan in her face?" Ioni
"Can we get her a copy of 50 shades of grey?" Zuko

"Kadon, near as you can tell us, has boating things...." Zuko
"Shush." Kadon

"Can I touch the butt." Ioni seeing a boat.
"What?" GM
"Let's let him tell the 2's before we unleash Ioni on it." Mnemia

"Just saying, the last time we picked up something interesting as a side note, it was a different form of Exaltation." Zuko

"Oh good, gonna hand wave that one away." Mnemia on a botch
"Awww...." GM

"How long?" Zuko
"That's not something you ask another man." Kadon

"Have you tried to tie down giant man to a metal boat?" GM

"Someone choking in the background?" GM
"I have a cat that is trying to pass a hairball here." Mnemia

"So we set up a lazy-susan on the boat, put Kadon on it and spin it around." Zuko
"Guys!!! I'm dizzy..." Kadon

"We pay other people to sail for us." Kadon
"Wait, I get paid???" Mnemia
"With cookies." Ioni
"No no no, we fixed the *glitch*" Kadon

"Nobody do anything stupid.." Zuko
"...shit..." Ioni

"10.  Wait, that is the wrong number of dice.... 30." Kadon

"Even David Bowie thinks his package needs more room to breathe." GM
"Why are you thinking of David Bowies package?" Ioni

"I vote we kill the cock sucker." Zuko
"Kill." Mnemia
"Kill.." Ioni
"That's your guys' solution to everything." GM
"No, sometimes it's punch." Zuko
"Yea, like with Gavin.  He's not been killed, just punched." Ioni

"What I have is a fuck load of Essence.... Essence that will do horrible things to you." Zuko
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughters go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."  Mnemia
"Apparently Mnemia threatened and very successfully, intimidated a 56k modem." GM

"GM is getting his food on." Zuko
"Yeah, he's eating sushi off a nude model." Ioni


"I have bacon and popcorn, it's a healthy snack." GM

"Does anyone else hear a circus?" Kadon
"I had a cat drop down on my desk, does that count?" Mnemia

"Out of all of us, Scarlet can kill us all because we've been milking her for Booze 'n' all." Mnemia

"When I give characters names, you re-name them like Spider-Btich.. or Batman." GM

"It's the Impostors." Kadon
"Fuckin' A, after this I am going to fuck those impostors so much." Zuko
"But that would be fucking ourselves." Ioni
"Alright then, I am going to punch one of them in the face, like Kadon.... Sorry Kadon, but between you and Ioni, more people may be upset with Ioni being punched." Zuko
"Why not Mnemia?" Ioni
"Oh she would hurt me." Zuko

"What about our incubator?" Zuko

"Upon meeting the spawn but not finding the right spawn..." Mnemia

"It'd be funny if these impostors are really your kids." Ioni
"Sorry Ryan, I'm going to have to punch your kids." Zuko

"I asked you what your opinions on beating your children..." Zuko
"Third column, right next to Gavin and Autocthon." Mnemia

"If you got a problem, yo we'll solve it.. Checkout your face while our Dawn Caste destroys it!" Zuko.

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Someone broke Causality... and it wasn't us.

"I'm very sorry, I have to beat you unconscious." Kadon

"GM, you're attempting to use reason.  It's an Ioni and a woman." Zuko
"Wow, you don't like your testicles much." ??

"Remember GM, it's not gay if you don't kiss." Zuko

"I'm a good team mate, I don't have secrets." Mnemia
"Bullshit!" Zuko

"They are having sex, guys." Zuko
"yes there is some ass ramming going through the internet." Mnemia

"What the hell are they doing!?" Zuko
"I don't know, I am sure its hard to type with their fingers up their asses like that." Mnemia

"So, a pedophile with Zuko's exaltation.." Mnemia

"Wait, we're in central park?" Mnemia
"Well that would be right, but the public gets a little more use out of Central Park." GM

"Puckering butt-hole of Oblivion is.." Mnemia
"That may or may not be a decent quote." GM

"Kadon is off playing with a box in a room somewhere." Zuko

"I am blanking on your girlfriends name, Kadon." GM
"Uh.. uh... shit." Kadon

"Just because you read that doesn't mean you know that." GM

"Dude, Conqie is fuckin' baked on the Games of Divinity 'n' shit." Kadon
"Wait, you named him [the Unconquerable Sun] Conqie?" Ioni
"Would you prefer Glowstick?" Kadon

"I apparently did 81 instead of 8... and I only got 36 on 81 dice?  what the fuck!?" Zuko

"Ioni you have a new friend." GM
"Yay! What is it? - Wait, shit.... where's my ice weasel." Ioni
"Curing tuberculosis." Zuko

"Some stewards of creation!  They just want to get drunk and fuck!" Zuko
"And this makes them different from you, how?" Kadon
"I like to steal things." Zuko

"Uhh... invisible dicks." Zuko
"One of my favorite.... the meme not... never mind." GM

"Just don't let him meet your girlfriend." Zuko
"And that's meat with an 'a'" Kadon

"And the invisible Manse rears its head once more." Kadon
"Oh you loved that place." Ioni
"And that's why I filled it with concrete." GM

"She is way nicer than Azoran.  When she blows you, nothings left." Zuko

"Okay, when Ana's awake you can tell her she can do number 97 now." Zuko
"Huh?" GM
"Reasons to punch Gavin in the face." Zuko
"I went to Malfeas for you fuckers!" GM as Gavin
"That doesn't mean much when we went to Malfeas as teenager girls." Mnemia

"Outside of Yuki being a potato." Mnemia

"Your girls are only mildly retarded." Zuko

"They are 6, they have the intelligence of a large dog." Mnemia
"Mnemia, after this, what is your opinion on beating your own children?" Zuko
"Can I put them in a small space of Wyld?  I doubt anything serious will hurt them." Kadon

"Did anyone get the name of this ship." Mnemia
"The Aluminium Falcon." Zuko

"She's still spawn hunting." Mnemia

"Well I know its bad, that the last time it was repaired.  But I don't know.  I have something in my head but I can't remember.  Maybe if Zuko would stop cutting it off!" GM as Zis

"What!?  Bitch!  Stop making messes!" Kadon
"She has already asked you for a lot of magical materials." Zuko

"Ophelia just broke Causality in the Underworld." Kadon
"It's not like they were using it anyway." Zuko
"Except they were!" Kadon

"Note to self, if GM ever has kids, watch out if they are keel hauled." Ioni
"I'm not going to own a boat!" GM

"If you get back to the city, we can get to Chiaroscuro." Kadon
"And Zuko will get to watch the kids get disciplined." Ioni
"Because he is in to that." Kadon
"Woah woah woah.." Zuko

"Weird shit goes to Kadon.  I don't try to think about this shit." Mnemia

"..And the sun is stuck and the clock is breaking..." Mnemia
"BULGING VEIN!" Kadon

"What's wrong...." Zuko
"She broke time." Kadon

"Y'know, spooky hyper intelligent little girls are the start of horror movies.." Mnemia
"We may have to put your kids down for the good of humanity." Zuko

"How many dots of Sail does Gavin have?" Kadon
"He grew up in Night Hammer, what the fuck is a sail!" GM
"You'd think he would have more dots in Sail because he's fucking Captain OBVIOUS!" Kadon

"There have been way too many city and primordial butt holes in this session." Mnemia

"So help me if your being amused by Gavin started this." Kadon

"Oh it's always Kadon's fault.  Have you not been keeping up on this shit!" Mnemia
"Have you not been playing this game?!" Zuko

"Something just fucked the Geomancy of Creation.  I mean a good hard deep dicking." Kadon
"Well, Kadon failed a temperance roll." GM

"Guys, I have it figured out.  I'm going to go over to one Spider, unplug it, wait 10 seconds then plug it back in."  Zuko
"Wait, blow on it first!" Kadon

"I would rather go to the East Manse because it has booze." Zuko

"Kadon talks and there's a hurricane on the other side of the world." Mnemia

"Worst comes to worst, we can go to Yushan." Zuko
"So we can go meet Virumipra?" Ioni
*pause*
"IONI! PANTS ON!" Kadon

"I think I know who these imposters are.... I think... it's us." Kadon
"Ow...." Zuko

"I need to figure out who the fuck is fucking with creation!" Kadon
"Look at Mr. Drama pants.... Hey, Mnemia, I know your kids are missing, but how are you holding up?" Zuko

"Have you ever examined the mysteries of Chiaruscuro during Calibration on weed?" Zuko

"Your girlfriends backdoor tried to close on us." Zuko
"I really wish you would stop referring to her like that." GM
"As your girlfriend?" Zuko

"Kadon is not Zuko!" Kadon
"Are you sure?" GM
"Woah, who was the one who said this passageway leads some where, we should go." Zuko
"Open one door to Oblivion..." Kadon

"Everyone knows the Garbage file is where the best stuff is." Kadon
"Go get it Joey, you're closest." Zuko

"Is there anyone in Yushan that can move it to Gaia." Zuko
"Yes, but he is currently playing WoW" GM

"I will not abuse the loom... I will not abuse the loom..." Kadon
"Scan for other active terminals and set yourself up for Root Access." Zuko

"I am trying to figure out how much of an asshole Zuko is going to be about this and its a big one." Zuko

"Pull out the piece of paper, draw a line down the middle.  On the left side, reasons to punch Gavin in the face.  On the right side, reasons to punch Autocthon in the face.  When we're done, I am going to collect on this." Zuko

"I am terrified of 571 xp Exalts." GM
"Well it's 579 now." Ioni
"Don't fuckin' remind me!" GM