We have put Exalted on hold and some how someone talked me into GM'ing Legend of the Five Rings. So now I get to deal with Scorpions, Crane and Phoenix characters running around and trying to westernize shit.
"Tamiko is rated E for everyone" Engeiko
"Shuga shuga shuga shuga shuga shuga" GM
"Does he have a cane with an 8ball on top" Engeiko
"No, but he has a dick and a little boy?" GM
"Toshiro, we should go for mani-pedi's tomorrow" GM
"I'm not sure I heard that right" Tamiko
"Okay, so I thought it was nice having a room mate who cooks and stuff, but... I may have to revise that" Toshiro
"Saggy boobs, that's what we are looking for" Taro
"I guess you could throw her at the hag" Taro
"C'mon Tamiko, embrace your inner lesbian pedophile" Taro
"Are we allowed to surf?" Toshiro
"If you are a ninja, yes" GM
"Booo.... and I'm saying that because I saw what you did there." Toshiro
"You pull out just in time" Engeiko
"So, how far away are the ____" [goblins.... srsly.... goblins... nothing to do with stars or anything]
"You piss off cookie monster he comes down and eats you" Taro
"Do not pull aggro on the Cookie Monster!" Toshiro
"I CAN KIDNAP THE BITCH" Taro regarding the Oracle of Void
"Poison the fish!" Taro
"Didn't you know? Koi's whats for dinner" GM
"Secrets make baby jesus cry" Toshiro
"Good, I like it when baby Jesus cries" GM
"WHAT?" Toshiro
"Cuz his tears are a cheap source of wine... alcohol..." GM
"Pretty sure I should buy that for my grandparents before they disown me" Toshiro
"Anywho, back to jesus" Toshiro
"He is crying in a crib because a cow stepped on him" GM
"Do we fret over the time you spend grooming yourself?" Engeiko
"Engeiko, you get to play the slutty sister trying to steal the suitors... I'll be the over protective one" Toshiro
"Why is the phoenix in the hospital?" Taro
"He is getting his shots.... And a shampoo" GM
"The phoenix has worms" Taro
"So, kind samurai, how may I assist you." GM in character
"wha...wait....us?" Toshiro after ribbing Tamiko via messenger.
"Never expect a small piglet attack..." GM
"small piglet? a p-chan reference" Toshiro
"Roll your filching!" GM
"did anyone else hear an 'e' in there?" Toshiro
