Friday, March 16, 2012

Belligerent Jerks in Training..

The following identities have been withheld in hopes that they continue to play RPGs...

*DUN DUN*

"Green gang.  Green Smoke... This can't be a coincidence." Moneybags
"Why weren't we the periwinkle blue gang?"  Drunken Detective
"The lavender gang gets no love." Mystic

"While she is surfing down the rail, he screams, I HERP DERP FOR YOU!" Mystic

"Go get him" Drunken Detective
"But I'm killing Gong" Mystic
"SPELLCASTER!  You have played enough D&D to know that wizard dies first!" Drunken Detective

"Oh this is the biggest one yet...." Drunken Detective

"Instead of attacking the centipedes, you are snatching up his gold watch."  The Hand of God  to the Adventure Hunter

"Get your thins, your mother is worried sick.  I have always wanted to say that" Mystic

"Yay, Dorito crack!" MoneyBags
"I will battle your Dorito crack with my cheesie poofs!" Mystic
Epic battle commences.

"They both leap at you." The Hand of God points to the Drunken Detective.
"Yes!" Money Bags
"Self preservation for the win!" Mystic

"It's like a penalty that doesn't suck!" Mystic

"Like so many dead potatoes." ghost

"Not a whole fan of this tongue." Drunken Detective
"Not what you were saying last night." Mystic
"So that's what that noise was." Money Bags

"You bring curse here! you get out!" The Hand of God

"BLATANT BRIBE!" Mystic

"So is that 1 finger or 2 finger?" Mystic
"Three finger with a nosebleed." Drunken Detective
"You get past his will power and you read his thoughts.  They are in Chinese." The Hand of God
"Dammit!" Drunken Detective

"So, Arthur.  When you're dating a girl, try to find out if the dad can curse people to death." Drunken Detective.

"Doctor Yu-Scholls." Mystic

"Flames are in its face - its backing up, stabbing at nothing." The Hand of God.
"Does he sting himself?" Money Bags
"No, he's not that stupid.  But he doesn't know stop drop and roll." The Hand of God

"2. is we go get the car and street pizza them." Drunken Detective

"You can sell swords for food" Drunken Detective
"Yes, but I have to be alive to eat it first!" Monk

"Does it sound like Sean Connery?" Mystic

"So you are not aware that we did the fire.  For all you know it's a flaming Scorpion." Mystic

"Do we follow the yellow brick road?" Money Bags
"No, you do not.  That would be racist!" The Hand of God.

"Okay, kill him before you pick their pockets." Drunken Detective.

"Think of it this way, they have food." Drunken Detective.
"Bastards." Monk
"Think of it this way, you could have snake steak for days."  Mystic.