We met Mr. Birb Sparkles

Zuko: Who can't see the birb?
Ioni: The blind woman.

Land of the Swamp Wiazrd

Margary: Dwarves probably use stones for [toilet paper].
GM: If you want to gravel your ass, go ahead.
Margary: Dwarves.  Not me.  They might smith something
GM: So a poop knife.

Caroline: if by friends you mean cut them up and dissect them, then yes.

Caroline: if we light the building on fire, we're arsonists.  If the fire kills somebody than that's not on us.

Florence: Whoopie Goldberg did that one terrible movie
Caroline: just the one?
Florence: I'll find it. 
Caroline: Don't look too hard.

Caroline: We're all kinda ugly, so we all can kinda pull off the Tootsie thing...  So unless someone is rocking huge knockers, you can tape that shit down.

Caroline: Don't fuckin' lie to us. 
GM: You don't know which way I'm going to lie on this.
Caroline: It's Call of Fuckin' Cthulhu... we know exactly which way you're lying.