Saturday, October 31, 2020

Hold up, I have to open up the mental cringe

 "don't you have to eat the salad to get the effect?"  Beefcake the Bold

"I DONT WANT TO WATCH HIM EAT!  Keep your fetish to yourself!" GM



"you are chopped up master race"  the burger to the chili


"Reaper is really hot.  Texas is Pizza the hutt.  You must suckle at his bits to get healed." Beefcake the Bold


"all throughout Rokugan, courtiers are turning into bowls of chili" GM

"I just went to google and typed in sexy chicken sandwich.  Yes this is a thing."  Reaper


"The google search of sexy chili is the gift that keeps on giving" Beefcake


"Look your character isn't smart enough" GM

"I had goddamn fries today, I'm a genius." Reaper


"Well someone needs the nipple." Reaper


"My colonel warned me of this." Reaper


"The chicken race has been oppressed and needs to rise up." Reaper


"out of character, are you coming on to him???"  GM


"Its Double stack... like boobs. stacked.....  I got four boobs." DoubleStack

"Alright Google, what does sexy double stack get me?" Reaper

"Boobs and guns!" Texas



"ok now you're hitting on me." GM

"Those things they can do with those wet soggy...fries." Reaper



"So I come back with Texas shoving a fish taste down my mouth." Double Stack

"You come back with a strange fishy taste being shoved down your throat by Texas."  GM

"I need a tissue!"  Texas

"Doublestack, you come back to Texas saying "don't move, I'll get you a towel.  Does anyone have napkins?" GM


"INTERNAL SLAMMING ONLY!" GM


"I did have the thought of dipping the nugget in the frosty." Texas

"Why does that sound like a kinkshame" Beefcake


"That was literally me just making a butt joke.  I'm glad you're into that Beefcake" GM