Saturday, August 31, 2019

D&D... its D&D!!!!



"Roll perception?" GM
"Well fuck you." Lenore

"Fuckit, I'm going super sayan next turn" Tijo


"Alright guys, there is only one thing we can do to help this man now." Tijo
"Light him on fire?" Velika
"We got to rock out.." Tijo

Saturday, August 17, 2019

A new pathfinder with a new group

"The man with no pants is following the cleric."  Leon


"You swipe at him and he says, swiper stop swiping."  GM


"I"m concerned about my shop being destroyed" GM
"That's what the scimitar is for." Leon
"I don't know how to use this."  GM
"Well its a simple point and swing interface." Leon


"You're blue and you normally scream no take candle....  I don't know how to deal with this." Olru


"I come from Essum." Elven prince-ling
"Gesundheit."  Zaphod


"Did you want to do something to the dead bodies?"  GM
"Nnntz  nntz nntz"  Leon


"The Governor sits down and you can't really tell if he's sleeping or dead." GM
"That is my primary concern right now, if he dies, will I be blamed." Leon


"We'll follow you.  At least I'm not stalking around without pants." Leon

"I am looking for the Butler to assure him he was alive when I left."  Leon


"As a Tiefling, I am prone to be racially profiled and I don't want people to think I killed them"  Leon