Velika is very disappointed

"Good day Delphine."  Tijo
"You wouldn't happen to be an anime sex slime would you?" Lenore

There are different kinds of wrong

"I like to think that the most trust worthy person we have talked to is a level 15 black guard." The Roc


"And I'm worried about the booze, so lets purify the food and drink." Tijo


"Note to self, stop giving these fuckers back doors to go through" GM


"Through the earring, I send: y'all wanna see some shit?" Velika


"And here you were thinking Roll20 was going to ruin your fight." Lenore


"Ways to start a combat: throwing the body of their dead f'ing husband on top of them." Tijo


"I hope they aren't trying to milk me too" GM


"We've had bunny girls, fairy girls and milking.... If there is a librarian down there, so help me." Tijo


"How did they get a ballista down here!?" Lenore
"They are gnomes!" Velika
"They built it down here and couldn't get it back up the stairs?" Lenore
"Probably!" Velika


"Lenore is going to nope out of here.  It's not fun down here.  The slide was not fun."  Lenore


"There is some grade A bullshit down there.  We may want to take a minute.  Those are some ballista bolts down there." Lenore