A concerted effort to not be a 'fight evil' kind of guy.

"Just waiting for this to get started and thinking about what I'm going to do for dinner." Mnemia
"Lure small children into the oven and cook 'em." Ioni
"She who will kick all of our asses gets mad when I do that." Mnemia
"What if they are bad children.  Cuz then you're really doing a service." Ioni
"Police don't seem to think so.  And if I do it again, apparently it will be escalated to the FBI."  Mnemia
Ioni follows with this.

"If a certain amount of alcohol is not drunk each night; the house gets mad at us and will try to kill us." Zuko

"Just reminds me of Blue Mage."  Mnemia on Kadons new thing of being hit by a charm and then knowing it.
"okay.." GM
"It's a Final Fantasy thing if you don't really get it." Mnemia
"Yeah... I've..." GM
"I followed it, buddy!  He's a Quistis, and we all knew that all along." Zuko
"what?" Kadon
"OMG it fits more and more the more I think about it.  Jesus." Zuko
"Don't disparage the Quistis.  It is way more awesome." Mnemia
"He's even a teacher!  It just keeps getting better!" Zuko
"His preferred weapon turns to whip.  I'm sure he's proficient." Mnemia
"Isn't whip a martial arts weapon?" GM
"Way to ruin it all, GM." Zuko

"Excuse me while I go play in traffic to level up." GM

"If I'm walking down the street, naked.... It doesn't seem odd to anyone.  You don't notice I'm out of sorts.  So I'm just part of the crowd.  It'll be weird that a guy is walking down the street a little but everyone is like 'Oh, oh well... okay... that's what people do here.'"  Zuko

"They make your motivation to eat cup-cakes." Zuko
"That is hostile to my diet." Kadon
"That is not hostile to you or your motivation." Zuko
"Therefore I don't care..." Kadon
"If Kadon changes his motivation to be dieting, I'm kicking his ass." Zuko
"It's not a motivation, it's an intimacy."  Kadon

"This thing pretty much gives you Integrity Protecting Piranha..." GM
"Okay, I'm sorry GM, normally I try not to do this, but I have to stop you: Prana."  Kadon
"Piranha?" GM
"Prana."  Kadon
"Prana. ok."  GM
"Not Piranha..."  Kadon
"Those are tiny fish that bite you." Zuko

"Not that I'm hurting in any way as to where to put my hearth stones."  Kadon
"Well we just got some more, you can just shove 'em up your ass.." Zuko

"Unless you wear sun-glasses...... I can just see Kadon going 'deal with it.'.... More importantly, 'It looks like this mans day just got....Exalted.... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOHHHHH!'" Zuko

"Stop with the loud typing!" Kadon
"Fuck your face!"  Zuko
"Get a head set?" Kadon
"No, cuz then I can't walk out to the toilet." Zuko
"Get a wireless headset?......... with a mute?" GM
"Cuz then you'll have me going 'guys guys guys... I'm pooping right now.'"  Zuko
"You know he would do it." Ioni
"I would take experience points away." GM
"And he would like take pictures of it and IM it to youa nd say see it looks like.." Ioni
"AHHH he has a fuckin' iPhone, he can do it now if he wants to and don't you fucking dare." GM
"Why haven't you done that to them, Zuko." Ioni
"I'm on it.... Dude let me tell you about this sweet floater... I had corn." Zuko

"Ioni can generate a 5 willpower social effect, and all she has to do is talk to them."  Kadon
"Yes, Ioni  can.  However, the reason she hasn't done that on most of your enemies is cuz.." GM
"THEY DON'T STAY ALIVE!" Ioni - GM dies laughing.
"I just had this mental image of these three great warriors covered in blood and Ioni is in chibi form in the background 'you're killing all my new friends!'" GM

"Did Kadon just fuck the Eye [of Autocthon] for a session?" Zuko

"But I could say, stupify them." Zuko
"Yes you need more opportunities to do that.. you already have... sigh." GM
"If you want, I can unlearn these and go down the Heavens Thunder tree."  Zuko
"Hush..." GM
"Where I automatically win grapples no matter what...  Go down there and wrestle Malfeas around and call him a little bitch." Zuko
"This is what happens when you give Solars 700 XP." GM

"She'll be in conversation with you and suddenly switch languages."  GM
"Why is your girlfriend speaking in tongues." Zuko
"She's not, she's speaking in high holy gobble-de-gook." Mnemia

"And from the other side, you see Scarlet enter." GM
"Oh is she gonna get it later!" Zuko
"Controlling much?" Kadon

"Zuko hangs out with people who do terrible shit when left to their own devices.." Zuko
"I only got high that one time." Ioni
"Yeah, I just got stoned and decided to take upon myself to usurp all of the Solar rule in an attempt to fix them.  It was really good grass." Zuko

"You hear something muffled in exchange."  GM
"It's Batman." Mnemia
"No." GM

"No, that's someone else." GM
"Obviously he's talking about the mailbox he boinked last week." Ioni
"You guys are full of such love." GM
"It's a plushy mail box."  Mnemia
"Give us one reason to be, and maybe we will!" Zuko

"Oh wait, that person.  Why don't we just kill this person now?" Zuko
"Because unlike you, we're not fuckin' sociopaths!"  Kadon
"Hey!  Mnemia is!" Ioni

"Well, reaching him is not an issue with Squirrel phone.  We had a LOTR Game, and we had our communications team, which had Radagast, and we had our own SquirrelNet."  GM

"He's just trying to pull the microphone out of his pants." Ioni
"Entangled cords." Kadon
"So it IS down your pants." GM
"It's really long!  What can I say."  Kadon
"Like sketti!" Zuko
"We're still talking about earphone cords, right?" Kadon
"Fuck you Zuko.  I'm currently ramen..." Mnemia

"You encounter Gavin when you get back to the city and he inquires as to how he can help you." GM
"Stand there, so we can punch you in the face." Ioni

"Saving the world 'n' shit really gets in the way of running a business." Kadon
"I know!" Ioni
"It's really hard to test the product when you're constantly having to run off to save the Universe." GM
"ZIS was making some good headway... and pelvis-way."  Ioni

"All of those are in the building?!" Kadon
"Ioni employs a lot of whores." Zuko
"That is quite the collection you have there.." Kadon
"How much has my collection grown here?" Ioni

"Oh my god, they are all gingers!" Ioni
"People like red-heads..." GM
"There was a reason I liked this place." Kadon
"Plus they have no souls, so who cares." GM

"I'm pretty sure everyone Kadon has ever wyld shaped is a ginger." Kadon
"Wait, does that mean the pregnant women are.... what about the babies?" Ioni
"Did I wyld shape the babies?" Kadon
"You wyld shaped pregnant women." Ioni
"When did he do that?"  GM
"A while ago, we were wondering if he wyld shaped pregnant women if the children would have souls." Ioni
"If they were ginger, by definition they won't." Zuko
"Whore house... go to the whore house!" Mnemia
"Mnemia says through gritted teeth!" GM
"We go get our fuck on, dammit!" Zuko

"You go in..."  GM
"Then we go out." Zuko
"Then we go in, then we go out..." Ioni
"See GM, it's like sex!"  Zuko
"Just a classy operation we run here." GM
"Dude, we put the ass in class." Ioni

"Just the tone of voice was like, that sounds like a psychopath that is set off by music." GM

"Do you have any particular wish for Gavin to go in with you?  He has a wish to stay outside and search the place in case anyone leaves."  GM
"Gavin's just afraid to go inside in case he gets the response Norm gets in Cheers." Mnemia
"No, he's gonna get 'DADDY!'" Zuko
"He doesn't want to get weird ed out by his own children being sex slaves?" Mnemia
"The two are not, in his opinion, mutually exclusive." Kadon
"What if someone goes 'Grandpa-daddy!'?" Ioni
"Perhaps more the whore thing not the child thing." GM
"Oh they are no longer children once they have their period." Ioni
"God... dammit... Ioni." GM
"From a business perspective, if that a net increase or a net decrease in value?" Kadon
"It's an increase because they can still pull off the whole childish look while still being slightly child-bearing-ish.."  Ioni
"Way to follow with the creepy on that, Ioni." Kadon

"We go into the Whore house, grabbing Gavins frequent fucker card." Zuko

"Just a heads out, some dude, coming out, dropping his trouser, doesn't stop us." Mnemia
"Kadon will look but continue." Kadon
"Zuko will look and go 'meh.'" Zuko
"That's not necessarily he drops trou, he strikes the Captain Morgan pose, and it goes PFFT!" GM
"It's an impressive dropping trou but Mnemia will just go on." Mnemia
"Zuko will look at him, then go to Ioni: 'that's all your giving the women to work with?'"  Zuko
"It's not like we can go out and clone you multiple times." Ioni
"Kadon is turned on by the thought of multiple Zukos."  Zuko
"No, not so much." Kadon

"Do you bring ZIS?" GM
"Nope, she's gotta watch the boat." Mnemia
"Somewhere there is ZIS going 'I'm missing something.'" GM

"Well of course..." GM
"Goes a little limp at the thought?" Mnemia
"Like a slide whistle?" Zuko
"Well he is Fae blooded."  GM
"Pat him on the shoulder.  15 minutes, we're a little busy, don't take it personally." Mnemia
"Question is, does it make Mnemia go maybe." Zuko
"Question is, if you have your hearthstone, did patting him on the shoulder just do Agg? THE BURNING! OH GOD!" Kadon

"Thank you for refraining from injuring my product before I can sell it." Ioni
"Always lookin' out for ya." Mnemia

"Whores... we keep looking for whores!" Mnemia

"Hey Kadon, why don't we have you learn Total Annihilation again?" Zuko
"It's full of evil?" Kadon
"Fly by nukes, c'mon!" Zuko
"Over-kill." Kadon
"Not on like, Death Lords!" Zuko
"Ehh... Kadon's making a concerted effort to not be a fight evil kind of guy." Kadon
"That's not evil!  Some times you have to blow up a fuckin' army!" Zuko

As a holy day, Sunday is reserved for Taco Bell

The Hobbit is out!


"There is some part of me that says you need an occasional Taco Bell.  So I've made a rule, Sunday is Taco Bell Day."  GM

"And between the words Chronic and Taco was a giant marijuana leaf." GM
"Ahhh California." Kadon
"Hey, come to Washington.  That shit's legal!" Ioni

"No, going after the Death Lord won't help us going after Lucy any.  More about destabilizing the area and getting the Death Lords to get into some additional conflict with each other as a result.  It's about getting some of those Exaltation prisms and seeing how to break some of those a part."   Mnemia
"Oh bull shit.  You are just wanting to break some one's shit." GM
"He wants to add a Death Lord to his collection." Ioni
"Breaking someone's shit is pretty awesome, but this can be more than breaking someone's shit."  Mnemia
"I'm aware of that.  But what you and Zuko originally came up with was 'Hi, I'm Zuko and this is Mnemia Tya and this is JACKASS!" GM
"Some times destruction is an end of its self, but again, we can be constructive here." Mnemia

"... or can the Alchemical just turn into a boat or something?" Mnemia
"I think that was directed at you GM." Kadon
"I know, I had a mouth full of taco." GM

"We've already pissed Lucy off.  It's not like we can make that significantly worse." Mnemia
"Yeah, that's true." Kadon
"Just sort of warn here 'y'know bitch, we're not going anywhere... here's a soul breaker orb.'" Mnemia
"Or we could just strap her down and force her to watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic on repeat." Ioni
"What you got against My Little Pony?!" GM
"Nothing!  Just might break her!" Ioni
"Just trying to reinforce the whole magic is friendship thing." GM
"Though I said Friendship is Magic...... not magic is friendship.... GAH! Stop reversing what I say!" Ioni
"I'm so glad I don't know what you're talking about!" Mnemia

"It is a good show!" GM
"But Ioni wouldn't like it because there are no Vampires and incest." Kadon
"That's probably true."  GM

Click for link!
"Y'know Ioni, you've sent a lot of pictures, this is the ... probable the first one that's actually scarred me."  Mnemia
"What... the hell!" Kadon
"That is not what I want to think about whe I see great tits!  So... fuck you Ioni...." Mnemia
"I... is that Patrick Stewart and Bruce Willis?  That is creepy as fuck.  Oh god, go away!" Kadon
"There is a little X button at the top of the screen that will accomplish that for you." GM
"Oh it doesn't just go away.  You can't just click that X button and not see that." Mnemia
Ioni follows with another link.

"Mnemia weren't you the one pointing out 'why are you clicking on those things?'" Ioni
"Can't not click on it when it shows up!" GM
"Normally they're funny.  I don't have the delicate sensibilities as other people at the table... but... that was.." Mnemia
"Screw you too, sir!" GM
"That one was inappropriate, Ioni.  It'd appreciate it if.." Mnemia
"He does not want you to destroy tits."  GM
"That being said, you should share this with Zuko."  Kadon
"Oh he's going to look thorugh this and there is no warning to this post."  Mnemia

"Some of the names that they use for vehicles.. I think really?  I thought we were playing a serious game."  Kadon

"That's just sick and wrong Kadon." GM
"Uhm, I have worked hard to be this sick and wrong." Kadon
"Yeah I know you have." GM
"And to be fair, it could be way sicker and way wronger." Kadon
"Get an alchemical involved." Mnemia

"Despite Zuko promising to be an ass about it, as soon as they come back, Mnemia will tell them about her charm.  When check in time happens." Mnemia

"Basically see if in the 48 hour mark a new issue has been added.... by certain party members.  Namely Zuko." GM
"I HAVE... okay."  Ioni objecting

"And that's how it will go down." Kadon
"You're just jealous I won't go down on you, Kadon." Ioni
"It's true.  I totally am." Kadon
......."Awkward silence....." Ioni
"I would have picked sad or envious... No, not envious... but... uhm..." GM

"I'm sure there are worse... and I don't wanna..." GM
"Oh! I'll find worse for you" Ioni goes link hunting.
"NO!" GM
"I'll find worse for you... link  ... if you click on that link it's your fault!   Something with ample indication you don't want to click on that!" Mnemia
GM Clicks and... "Awww!  That's kind of cute, actually."
Ioni follows with link. And then her piece de resistance!

"Right and in the sense of doing things I'm not proud of, I'm not sure how to take that.... Also, euphemisms are not something I'd expect from the design weavers, just sayin'!" Kadon

"Collect her?  Is she a fuckin' pokemon now?  That gives me an idea for an artifact." Kadon
"You're not going all Ash Catchem on the Games of Divinity, dammit!" GM
"Now now, I'm thinking the poke-ball may be the ideal form of spiritual asshole containment." Kadon
"Cosmic power, itty bitty living space." GM
"Pretty much." Kadon
"Does that mean Robin Williams is a primordial asshole?" GM
"Yes." Ioni

"... build another floor on my tower." GM
"Where is Godzilla when you need him..." Mnemia
"I don't' know where Godzilla is.  There is no Godzilla in this one.  I can dress them up as Godzilla, or frogs... or bees." GM
"Covered in bees!" Kadon

"Couple of cute emails written up at the top with 'My Robots!'.. Here's a question for you.  Is there anything not yours?" GM
"No.  Well, I'm sure there are some things." Mnemia
"I don't think you want to lay claim to all the STDs out there." ioni
"I was about to say, there are 249 other Exalts out there..." GM
"They can't have my robots, they can't have my city, they can't have my artifact..  It's really simple." Mnemia
"Anything he has pissed on, they cannot have." Ioni
"SIGH!" GM
"Oh you know it's true!" Ioni
"That is not entirely inaccurate!" Mnemia

"Wits-Lore?  Good Lord." Kadon
"You're having Lore Jeopardy with ZIS and she's winning!" Ioni

"If you can figure out why she is crying...." Mnemia
"No one told Ioni so Ioni can't have a session with her....  I did not mean to make that sound so sex oriented..." Ioni

"Dude... your girlfriends crazy!" Ioni
"No shit!" Mnemia

"Are we close enough I can spray paint on a wall 'Solars Are Awesome'?" Ioni
"I'm pretty sure, even if it takes a little time, even if the system should be frozen, we don't want to taunt the realm!" Mnemia
"DAMMIT!" Ioni

That would liquify most people!

"Last week on Desperate Housewives: The Exalted edition!" Ioni
"I would think if we were actually the Exalted Desperate Housewives, there'd be a lot more sex and a lot more adultery." GM
"I can only do so much." Ioni
"I meant with the main characters." GM
"I think you mean 'so many'." Kadon
"After a while, it just becomes 'much'." Ioni
"I see, lovers by volume?" Kadon
"Pretty much.  Soon I will have it all streamlined so it's gonna be like a conveyor belt manufacturing of it all."  Ioni

"I guess we will start with Mr. Mnemia and Mrs. Ioni." GM
"When did I get married?" Ioni
"Miss?" GM
"When did Mnemia!?" Zuko
"Ioni wasn't supposed to know, but we can't deny our love any more." Mnemia
"Time to give it up, Ioni." Zuko
"She who will kick all of our asses will kill me!" Ioni
"No no, you're learning to kickbox too.... Mnemia will have a fighting harem." Zuko
"No no no.  I'm not going to be a party to this." Ioni

"I believe the response to that is 'the brain you are looking for is not here'.  Mnemia won't with hold anything but chances are she doesn't know what they want."  Mnemia
"It'd be funnier if you just went 'what was what?'" Zuko

"Dud I saw that sky light and thought I had to drop through that sky light and kill everyone at the bottom.  Didn't care who was at the bottom just had to drop through it."  Mnemia
"Sure worked out good for you guys, huh?" Zuko
"Lucky you." Mnemia

"Mnemia will be helpful.  Just a smart ass about it."  Mnemia

"Most of the stuff you've done in Nexus with Ioni is usually because of Ioni."  GM
"If they don't know who Ioni is then their information network is in drastic need of an overhaul."  Mnemia

"If they're 'meh' with us, you need to fix that.  They need to be 'yessir, right away sir' with us." Mnemia
"Yeah, got a point."  Zuko
"Are you sure you want them to be like that, especially when we have dopplegangers?  That apparently can cut through bureaucracy like no other?" Ioni
"Shut the hell up, Ioni!" GM

"Choking hazard for children under four."  GM
"Ioni will state that."  Ioni
"Let Mnemia have one." Zuko
"Choke her kids with it?" Mnemia
"They are not under 4 anymore."  Ioni
"I'm sure she can get it down there nice and tight." Mnemia

"When you open the box, you're going to see parts.  You're gonna see a single large thing with a picture of a puppy on it." GM
"Alright so this is a puppy.  This is the puppy."  Mnemia
"You don't see any other parts in there so it looks like a puppy." GM

"Just so I know what group of idiots you are cursing today." GM
"The fact that we have to have a discussion of which group of idiots we're referring to..." Zuko

"If they were looking for squirrel girls and they stumbled onto Scarlet, there is a moderate chance they got confused." Zuko
"Maybe..." Kadon
"If your instructions are 'go get the Squirrel Girls' and you stumble on a Scarlet and you're like okay *hit it* and it got back up and your programming went, wait... what the fuck..." Zuko

"The box is sealed, you bring them the box, you begin medical treatment.  It does not take them long before they ask you what they should be doing with this thing." GM
"Have they done anything with them yet?" Kadon
"You only turned your back on them a second but they are holding a pig." GM
"Nice..." Ioni
"Well done." Kadon
"What the fuck was JahJah doing?" Zuko
"They took it out of the box." GM
"She loved fuckin' pigs." Mnemia
"They took it out of the box...." Kadon
"The phrase, I check it over to make sure it hasn't been tampered with.." Zuko
"Would have involved looking in the fucking box!" Kadon

"Have these guys broken into my manse to put shit together?  To solve a fuckin' puzzle?!  Are they like 3!? I don't......" Kadon


"... meet up with Lucy and wreck her shit." Mnemia

"We need to get Luthe back, cuz it's ours." Mnemia
"You're like 2 years old.  MINE!" GM
"It's ours!  Lucy's a bitch." Mnemia
"If the option is us or that C___... It's US!" Zuko

"Now that I've had a drink of water and a piece of pizza in me, lets move on." GM
"So how's that nice greasy meat?" Ioni going for a dick joke
"It only has Canadian Bacon on it!  Cuz the rest of it is cheese, onions, green peppers and, uh...  brain is failing me... the greatest of vegetables - jalapenos - I think that is a vegetable.  I doubt it's a fruit, although... does have seeds... well so do vegetables.  I'm not sure which it is."  GM
"My brain hurts." Ioni

"She's pregnant." Zuko
"No, we are not having more Mnemia spawn!" Ioni
"Mnemia will ask Ophelia why ZIS is crying." Mnemia
"I'm still not sure why you people cry."  GM as Ophelia
"Is this crying thing going to get int eh way of you taking a boat?" Mnemia
"I hope not, otherwise I'll punch myself in the face.  By take a boat we're gonna have violence, right?"  GM as ZIS.
"There are 2 still left, yes." Mnemia
"Yay Violence!  Let's go!" GM as ZIS.

"Mnemia and ZIS are not volunteering anything yet.  Hopefully, Ophelia won't volunteer anything either." Mnemia
"I'm a primordial.. herp herp!" Kadon mimicking Ophelia
"If she does, maybe that will get us through customs faster." Mnemia
"Or they may think she's a crazy person." GM
"No more breaking clocks!" Mnemia

"Why do they want the Councils hole?" Zuko
"Dammit Zuko!  The whole council." GM
"Oh fuck you, I can't be the only person who heard that." Zuko
"You're not." Mnemia

"Mnemia is the least likely to convince anyone of doing anything, especially if hurting them doesn't help."  Mnemia

"So Ioni will pull up a chair and ask 'so what are you going to invade us with?  An army of ants?  Well ants can be terrifying... an army of flour?'  Yeah, Ioni will ask that." Ioni
"The good old Ioni strategy of confuse the hell out of them." GM
"Confuse the shit out of the GM and see what happens." Ioni

"ZIS kicked one of these guys into unconsciousness.  How nasty can they be?!" Mnemia
"Yes but that's a Solar!.... Celestial.... Abyssal... whatever.  Just because you don't give a shit about anything any more that's under Essence 3... doesn't mean the majority of people that live here don't..." GM

"I know Mnemia will shrug off a cannonball to the face.  Consider it a light breeze.  Most people, that will liquify!" GM

"And my entire unit one can go swimming in lava." Zuko
"It be useful!" Ioni
"I'm sure certain members of your party would be like, you want us to jump in the what!?" GM
"At which point I'd ask ZIS, 'can you please push them." Ioni
"But it's lava!" GM
"Smack Aboshi because apparently she hasn't trained these people enough to listen to what we have to say.  Then push."  Mnemia
"I believe GM said 'members of the party.'" Zuko
"Still smack Aboshi.  It's always a good option." Mnemia
"I agree, I'm just sayin' - I'm also trying to figure out which one he was referring to cuz Zuko's already to do something that stupid." Zuko