We are horrible people and need help

"8 damage total?" Velika
"But I like to think of it that you said they were flammable."  Tijo regarding the suspicious chickens in the kitchen.

"Guys, I think these chickens are paranormally related to Brawktholomew."  Velika

"Our own stupidity is going to kill the party... wait this isn't new." Velika
"That's what I'm counting on." Tijo

FEAST OF LEGENDS: Rise from the Deep Freeze

Yes, yes we are playing this.

"Remember boys, when you see my penis try to give it a piece of cheese." GM

'I'm watching you...  you may run for the border eventually."  Beefcake
"HAH!  He just called you taco bell!" CoolRanch

"But there is some meat in me."  Texas
"play your cards right and you could have some more." GM

"I said this was dumb as hell." GM

"Hey Texas, that means you shove your meat in his face."  CoolRanch

"Beefcake, this thing took another bite and this time it is savoring the flavor."  GM
"Do you hear that?  They are calling your number!  FUCK!" Beefcake

"You keep this up and the next thing you get is the bean." Texas

"I'm having some difficulty grabbing my guy now." Texas

"It's a cup.  Beef doesn't go into a cup! Chili goes into cups!" GM
"Beef goes into chili!" Texas
"Texas, did you just proposition me?!" Beefcake