A whole lot of wrong for your Blog....

"No offense, but on character creation, they totally Tamiko'd their characters"  Toshiro
"OI!" Tamiko

"The distraction is the two cats in the room" Tamiko
"Stop looking at the pussy, Tamiko" GM
"You kinda walked into that one" Toshiro

"It has nothing to do with Scorpion.  It has everything to do with not being my horses bitch!" Taro

"Tamiko, is that magic?" Engeiko

"I am pretty sure there is an inn here, that we don't have to roll it!" Engeiko
"That's not what the roll is for" GM

"No more lovely owl!  Go watch some death metal!" Toshiro

"I always ask the fucking question 5 times, and I still don't get an answer!" Tamiko
"That's women!" Toshiro

"Her room looks like her things exploded from her boxes like aliens from chest cavities!" Tamiko

"Wait, what kind of friends are we talking about?" Toshiro
"Small, creepy, crawly, not a hand job" GM

"I can't understand a word you two are saying.  You are both broken" Engeiko

"I am not in the mood, this time of day to be fucked with woman!" Tamiko

"The scorpion speaks wisdom" Tamiko

"As Engeiko whips out the strap-on" Taro
"You scream gaijin all you want as you have a good time" Engeiko

"Engeikos got the strap-on and HE smells like fish" Taro

"We are never getting across, are we" Taro, ever mindful of what has been interrupted

"You over hear them talk about a festival."  GM
"NO!  No more festivals!!!  NO! NOT AGAIN" Taro

"I'm thinking of the strap-on pointing at disease.Spinning around the room, pointing at Tamiko.  Spinning around the room, pointing at Tamiko.  No, must not fuck Tamiko." Taro

"You are a diseased whore!" Taro

"I didn't get in it first!" Tamiko on a bed on fire
"Just like Rick Santorum." Taro

"Make sure Tamiko is the closest thing to Old Myk" Taro

"That would totally make your living arrangements easier, Tamiko.  Smoke some pot."  Toshiro

"Are we in the fucking boat?" Taro
"Just to be clear, we've spent 2.5 hours to get on a boat." GM

"A whole lot of wrong for your blog" Engeiko

"You know there is no cheese in cheese sauce" Taro
"It's all monkey cum" Toshiro
"They have them chained in the back room and milk them" Taro

"Your knowledge of cum dispensing monkeys is disturbing" Engeiko

"You say no thank you for the soda, cuz Jizm make you fat" Engeiko

"If she upsets the kami with the strap-on just right, its a good frequency."  Toshiro

"You get a snow kami on the tip of the strap-on and it explodes" Taro

"Do not microwave the sex toys there are better ways to heat them up" Engeiko
"Could you push that bowl back?  It looks like its about to fall off" Tamiko

"The tin foil is gonna make it chafe" Toshiro

"Why the fuck didn't we go back to the shack?" Taro

"See Engeiko, I told you to roll Cryptic Bullshit" Taro

"BRING OUT THE RAPE MONKEY" Taro

"Is the Oni looking at me, or is the Oni looking at Toshir?" Taro
"Toshiro" GM
"Help, please!" Toshiro

"Find temple, find priest, pray like the dickens" GM
"Well, I'm okay!" Engeiko
"I'm going to stab you" Taro

"Is she after your scrots, Tamiko?" Engeiko
"Is she stroking your scrots?" GM

"Mental image of a woman snorting Tamiko balls."  Taro
"I like to imagine one going up each nostril" Toshiro
"Like Total Recall with the probe" Engeiko
"Tamiko, are you sending nostril Porn?" Toshiro

"Taro got poison, Engeiko can convince anyone to get laid with that..." Toshiro
"Oh fuck you, sir" Tamiko

"The Crab leans over and whispers, are you sure that Crane is taken?  I might want a turn or two" GM
"Thats right!  I could break her hips!" Toshiro

"What just happened?" Tamiko
"Tamiko, you are becoming a party to date rape" Toshiro

"There is being a Scorpion and then there is being a giant Dick" Engeiko

"I'm not doing this for the dicks - wait, that didn't come out right" Engeiko

"But he is willing to babysit these delinquents." Taro

"What time are we getting up in the morning?" Tamiko
"Before you" Taro

"I've never slept in Engeiko's bed.  I've laid down on Engeiko's bed." Toshiro
"You've done what on my bed?" Engeiko alarmed.

"I may be a fop, but I am a deadly fop." Toshiro

Molest or Molest Not. There is no try.

"I'd like to launch something one day" Engeiko

"That wasn't a launch party, that was a fuck it we're done with this shit party" Engeiko

"We drop a concrete block around this bitch." Engeiko

"Make me wait in line and I make your soul go to hell - fair trade" Taro

"The phoenix will come with me because she can't be trusted with an item of destruction strapped to her chest" Toshiro

"The worlds evilest strap-on" Engeiko about the black scroll
"The LuFeng Tickler" Toshiro

"Fast forward to the next night"  Toshiro
"The city is burning" GM

"Diddling with Malfeas."  Toshiro

"The lower classes are much like,... aw crap they don't have clocks" Tamiko

"All these people like to talk to the scroll and not me" Taro

"Stop furying yourself! Stop furying yourself!"  Toshiro

"Also, please don't deafen us all" Toshiro

"You are missing the fact Engeiko could be the only one to piss him off" Toshiro

"He punched me across the room.  KICK HIS FUCKING ASS!" Taro

"You're just now getting concerned?  He punched me across the room." Taro

"I will dart in and attack cuz I am dumb." Engeiko

"You slice his neck and face open and blood geysers" GM
"Oh, this will take some explanation." Engeiko

Okay, yes. 2 hours on one puzzle was too long. Stahting up da Bile-o-tron!

"I think Tamiko is hiding in his room mate, not from his room mate."  Toshiro

"Yeah, I hate all of ya" Tamiko repeatedly

"Maybe she doesn't have a vestigial penis, maybe that's the problem." Taro
"We have created a scenario where anything Tamiko says is funny" Engeiko

"Tamiko said thing." Toshiro
"hehehe." GM
"Whatever makes you happy makes me happy." Tamiko

"What the hell are you going to do with an army?" Taro
"Get them to duel each other to death?" Toshiro
"Sleep with it?" Engeiko

"Stripes or checks?" GM on origami paper
"Stripes, always stripes"  Engeiko
"dammit! now I have to re-do them" GM
"Your panties are re-done?  I've always wanted that to happen" Engeiko

"Which of you wrote that?" Taro on who made the counterfeit papers
"Don't look at me!" Tamiko
"You're the one who collects them!" Taro

"Are you saying Rokugan is akin to Louisianna?" GM
"No, that would be Alabama" Engeiko?

"Would you like to take a bath?" GM
"No." Tamiko
"Cuz the Kami know what you did..." GM

"An arc full of librarians!" Engeiko

"Have you leashed Tamiko?" Toshiro
"Sewed her knees together?" GM

"Let me put it this way, if you worry about it anymore, I will kill you." Engeiko

"Just because you will trip and stick your dick into something.." Engeiko

"He yells at me for not including him, yells at me for including him but its not honorable.... You can't win with him!" Taro

"They just don't have the allen wrenches" Tamiko
"That's why they have children, small hands" GM

"And if you need me to roll for the fuckin' hint, I WILL" Engeiko

"The woman can't afford a hooker.  Help a girl out" Engeiko

"I saw magic, I think its Maho.... "Toshiro
"We may have fixed our Crane Problem."  Taro

"there is a kill the survivors strategy in this." Engeiko

"I wanted to socially disarm this but we are long past that" Engeiko

"Roll a spot check, you're gay!" Taro

"Fuck it! Fuck this!"  Toshiro
"That was determined by the spot check" Engeiko

"Dibs on Poison Ivy!" Taro
"You find out that poison Ivy is the Phoenix" GM

"I punched him, put him on his ass, and did 13 points of damage.  I didn't know he was made of paper!" Taro

"My character is not an asshole" Tamiko
"God, you're in the wrong group" GM

"We must come back again sometime, I have never seen you so fulfilled" Toshiro

"the sheath isn't some Dark Lords sock, is it?" Tamiko
"No, and there is no Jizz in the sheath either." GM

"The first thing they teach you in ninja school, how to avoid stealth insemination" Engeiko

"I don't care what you guys did, but it was bad, and I am mad at you" Taro

"You're a pusher Toshiro!  the first one is on me, but the rest you must pay for yourself" Taro

"As a scorpion, I don't buy this answer set up" Taro

"We were in the library, she starting reading off those scorpion names I had a seizure." Taro

"Bunny?  That's hard!  get an eta over here" Taro

"You can importune the Void Dragon" GM
"No, no no.... I would rather push a button" Tamiko
"Okay, go push a button." GM
"Tamiko, if you don't want to try it, why did you volunteer?" Toshiro

"Taro, don't you have a Cryptic Bullshit in this?" Engeiko
"No, I didn't invest in Cryptic bullshit" Taro

"No, that would not be my little buddy, that would be the blue thunder." Toshiro

"Can I seduce the door open?" Engeiko

"Its a good lesson. If little Timmy comes up and pushes the button and dies, then it teaches all the other little kids not to." Taro

"Bring in your accessory" Toshiro
"My what" Tamiko
"Your Daisho" Toshiro
"Fuck... You" Tamiko

"We're doing okay.  The Maho was never cast on us.  We have nothing to worry about." Toshiro
"Except the door." Taro

"Fuck that puzzle in the fucking dick hole!" Engeiko