"In the past life, Zis was the old spice guy" Zuko
"I would just like to say, you're not getting paid for that anymore." Kadon
"I know, I will have to rethink my business. Maybe it's just free for the first year, then start charging on repeat customers." Ioni regarding her characters tendencies.
"I will teach the squirrel girls to bathe." Kadon
"Since they are squirrels, they do it with their tongues." Zuko
"So, her sin was that she had a jewish mother?" Zuko
"Do we need to round out the interns? Have Zuko with the ninja interns, Kadon with the craft interns, Mnemia with the warrior interns and Ioni with the whore interns." Mnemia
"I have an idea - I should take over my families business, teach all the employees to be whores as well, and change the slogan to 'Valencia Shipping, You Send It, We Fuck It and Deliver It'" Ioni
"You better hope you aren't into shipping livestock" GM
"Bestiality is Our Specialty.... just think of if it were woodchips. That would be painful, all those slivers." Ioni
"Where is the Florida of creation?" Kadon
"Oh god, thats terrible" Zuko
"I know, I tried to save it. But no." Kadon
"I am capable of dragging the living back by the neck..." Galby as Zis
"Cool cool... Grab your chain and we'll go fishing" Mnemia
"On an invisible boat. The image of a hook flying out of nowhere grabbing a necromancer and yanking him back. Zero to mach 1 in a second" GM
"I'm thinking I could boil down just the destiny interdiction field feature into jewelry... a wedding ring maybe, just for irony's sake?" Kadon
"That would be hilarious" Ioni
"Chastity Belt" Mnemia
"Oh hell no, then ioni couldn't whore it up. I have an idea - but not so politically correct." Ioni
"Crit piercing? Crit = clit" Mnemia
"With this giant lens we can almost see Kadon's penis" Zuko
"....From Orbit" Kadon
"There isn't an orbit here... silly Kadon" Zuko
"If you can get a primordial to switch teams, that is a feat" Kadon
"Hey guys! I just had a thought! She might know how to play this magic the gathering game we stole!" Zuko
