"School days as I understand it is an escalating cluster fuck of death with way more blood and WTF moments than should be in a school girl show. It's like Elfen Lied went undercover as a normal anime before revealing it's true nature in a Jerry Springer-esque way, then BANG!" Sora
"Changing computers then I'll be good to go" GM
"You are turning your computer into a little sister? Or at least a cute little girl?" Ariko
"You guys are pretty much my entertainment for the weekend." Sora
"Sora, stop watching me while I strip down for the shower." Kai
"Why don't you remove the cameras!" Sora
"Hey, you haven't paid your subscription, you shouldn't have access to it!" Ariko
"Well I know people and I have access to people." GM
"Goddamnit Sora, propositioning Kai is my job." GM
"I want to see Alcyone fucked up more than I wanna see you, Sora." Ariko
"That's what happens when you are the party stoic." GM
"There is a reason why some people don't want to be remembered." GM
"Because they are rapists." Ariko
"Well if I skim it over, then when you rant about it I will kinda know where you're coming from. Other wise I will pass out. It's better than chloroform." Kai
"You are making very strange assumptions about my NPCs people." GM
"Hey, don't lump me in with these guys." Sora
"You're right, Sora isn't people." Ariko
"Hey!" Sora
"Cuz girlfriend aggro is funny when it happens to other people." Ariko
"Just for curiosity, what do Solar blue balls look like?" Ariko
"Just like normal blue balls, but sunnier." GM
"Serious Loli is serious." GM
"HUMAN CROISSANT" Ariko
"Sora, 14 year old you is kicking your ass." Ariko
"So Sora has found her own clit.." Kai on the perception roll
"Well, technically another girl found it for her." GM
"Sora found the cliiiit!!" Ariko
"you were thinking of Jason Mewes when you were thinking of the Clitoris?" Ariko to Sora
"You come back to the room and there is a drawer of socks in front of it." GM
"Yes, and I have a bag with night clothes, underwear, an outfit for tomorrow, toothbrush, shampoo, the works." Kai
"That is the nicest sexile ever!" Ariko
"Sora, you are making out with a chick. It is hot lesbian action. Face it and buy yourself a dildo!" Kai
"Hey GM, as funny s this is, you are raping a PC! Okay, back to raping Sora!" Ariko
"you're gonna burn in hell..." Ariko
"Sora you dog!" Ariko
"Whenever someone is forcible taken, Sora is loved." Ariko
"So when you guys say 'Ariko run a game' no I don't want to have to fuck Sora!" Ariko
"Why does someone have to have sex with Sora?" Alcyone
"whore!" Ariko
"Woo! And that comment was not directed at me!" Kai
"No sweetie, you're a slut!" Ariko
"Okay, Kai is going to stare out at the sky and ask, is that a threat? do we have to kill it?" Kai
"The inner workings of her mind are scary." Sora
"Of Kai's or Kai IRL? Cuz really they aren't that much different." Ariko
"I have the taste of what in my mouth?" Ariko
"Sand!" GM
"Damn! ptooey... ptooey - I was like ... man?" Ariko
"Both of you are such whores you have a sexile bag, instead of socks you just hang the bag on the door." Ariko
"The meet up is down by the river." GM
"In a van?" Ariko
"Lynds new nickname is the slit." Kai
"Cuz Sora's girlfriends all need nicknames." Alcyone
"What the hell?" GM
"It's okay, GM. It's just your balls dropping. It's part of becoming a man." Ariko
"By the way, you and I need to have a long talk about our political terms for next year." Ariko
"Hahahahhaa.." Kai
"What the fuck was that." Sora
"The tissue box cover that Sora needs for his birthday." Kai link
"What the hell.... What... the...hell..." Ariko
"What the fuck?!" GM
"Kai, sweetie, do me a favor?" Ariko
"Mhmmmm?" Kai
"Burn in hell." Ariko
"I will, right next to you!" Kai
"Damnit, I don't even get a break?" Ariko
"It's not like Kai is going to get laid much on the trip, Ariko is around and has a tendency to lightning bolt anyone exposing penises." Kai
"What the fuck!" Ariko
"Kai, you're really fucked up." Ariko
"Well you have about 3 days to rethink about rooming with me." Kai
"Wait, isn't Alcyone your room mate?" Sora
"Kind of want to point out that the only real female of the group referred to her guy as a fuck stick." Ariko
"Ariko knows what you know, GM. Sora, go stand in that corner and look pretty." Ariko
'Oh you bastards." Sora
"How has Bella not taken his head off yet?" Ariko
"He's a 2nd circle demon!" GM
"He is slightly sparkly so she is partially attracted." Kai
"Air elemental s as a species want to mount him, but he wants something more solid to rub up against." GM
"How did you not know about the glowing tattoo." Ariko
"I don't know! As a girl how am I supposed to discover the glowing tattoo? It's not like when a girl mounts a guy she is able to look at his back! It's not like Kai can be behind in a doggie style!" Kai
"Even when there is a sack of booze inside the box, it is a box of booze." GM
"We're all gonna die." Sora
"Yup, at least you got laid, Sora" Kai
"Look, I am not expressly trying to screw you guys." GM
"You do know we are in Malfeas, right?" Sora.
Sunday, June 24, 2012
Sunday, June 17, 2012
What is up funky funk fresh people.
"What are you trying to deny knowledge of?" Sora
"Your mother." Ariko
"I could try to deny knowledge of that, but fact it, its public at this point." GM
"Have you christened it yet, Sora?" Ariko on Sora's new apartment
"Touch everything with your dick, Sora!" Kai in the background.
"Oh god, we are a classy bunch." GM
"So, how was every one's week?" Sora
"Lots and lots of Diablo 3." Alcyone
"Not lots and lots of Diablo." Ariko
"God, so much porn!" Kai complaining.
"I wish I could say that at the end of my week!" Alcyone
"It's high school, didn't you get laid after prom?!" Ariko
"Isn't Sora the one who went to prom with someone several years his junior?" Kai
"Yes..." Sora
"Well it depends on the rules for statutory rape." Alcyone
"Proof that there is no problem that can't be solved with Wyld Shaping." GM
"Proof that there is no problem that can't be solved with violent sex.... at least in the Exalted Universe" Ariko
"Nice backpedal there.." GM
"You're a guy, playing a girl who is really a guy and you aren't looking at the titties? I am really confused." Kai
"I think Sora is the one who is confused." GM
"You got visited by the vagina fairy." GM
"Sora, you lose your dick and you're not aware of it?!" Ariko
"Are you constantly aware of it?" Sora
"I'm pretty sure the lack of morning wood would be a big tip off." Alcyone
"It is very important that Kai does not get anymore involved in the dance." Alcyone
"Did you just give me the President Sitting duty?" Sora
"Yes, and its taking you underwear shopping does it all the better." Alcyone
"This isn't about making you feel better, its about keeping Kai away from the preparations." Alcyone
"Oh good, I'm glad I get to be the human shield." Sora
"No, you are the human SQUIRREL!" Ariko
"Oh we can take Sora to some bordellos!" Kai
"WHY?" Sora
"Practice." Alcyone
"No!" Sora
"You know, I am pretty sure that even when you had a dick, you were gay." Alcyone
"Hold up! You did research on whether the immaculate order was allowed to spank it!?" Ariko
"Yes..." Sora
"Also, are we accusing Sora of stress induced homosexuality? We've all been there, right guys?" Ariko
"Okay, the immaculate order allows you to touch yourself. And masturbate... why haven't you groped your own tits?" Kai to Sora
"I don't know... because its less without the dick?" Sora
"You had a line of NPCs to choose from when the GM was running [the other exalted game], and you chose the one that was fucking Mnemia!" Alcyone.
The GM stops mid-sentence.
"The word Vagina got GM distracted." Alcyone
"...." GM
"And again." Alcyone
GM stops mid-sentence again.
"Did someone text you vagina?" Kai
"Yes" GM
"I sent him a picture of yours." Ariko
"You gotta stop taking pictures of that!" Kai
"I was just responding to Sora's message." GM
"Wait, SORA was sending pics of Kai's vagina?" Ariko
"Who are you sending these pictures to!?" Kai
"I don't mind being the wrangler of Kai's vagina, but she should probably have the last say." GM
"What kind of Nazi feminist are you!?" Alcyone
"Okay, we're going for mani's pedi's, going to get our hair done, get a full body massage, and then get a good waxing!" Kai
"Wait, I phased out for a moment..." Sora
".. and then comes the bikini wax." GM
"I was asleep and now I am very much awake.." Sora
"You may choose your style" GM on the waxing
"It's a pokeball." Kai
"Oh geeze, if I found that between a woman's legs, I'd applaud but I may not...." GM
"No, she has detect delicious c*nt on." Kai
"Okay, less retard, more whore." Ariko
"Efficiency and underwear shopping is not acceptable." Alcyone
Repeated: "I don't know if this is something I want Kai involved in." Alcyone
"As long as Kai is aware of the sock method then we're okay." Alcyone
"Okay, Kai starts sacrificing socks in the room." Kai
"And then, if you go with that, you can say when you had sex with another PC it wasn't with a guy." Ariko on Alcyone joining in on a threesome with Kai and Mac in game.
"Get a piece of paper and do a rubbing." Sora
"How do you do a rubbing of a tattoo, Sora..." GM
"It's not like Ariko can't be woken up!" Ariko
"Well your battlemaid is scary." Alcyone
"She's never had a date that she didn't rope in as a poor bastard." GM
"I found your shoes." Kai link
"She's already killed the zebras!" Alcyone
"Oh god." GM
"NO!" Sora
"Is that the lingerie you got Sora?" Alcyone about this.
"What the hell?" Sora
"That is strange, really strange." GM
"What you don't know is that you managed to suggest spiked punch." GM
"With four successes?" Ariko
"Has it gotten to that point where you go out and exercise and sweat and get the bubbles?" Ariko
"Uh, well..." GM
"Ewwwwwww." Kai
"I am going to punch her in the head for being stupid." Ariko
"If you kill that one brain cell..." Alcyone
"What about Rio?" GM
"Uhmmm." Alcyone
"You totally forgot you had a date, didn't you." Ariko
"Wait, you trusted him to get Ariko some booty?" Ariko
"No, I trusted a man!" Alcyone
"Oh, well thats what you're supposed to do. I am going to get smacked for that." Ariko
"Wait, how do you get hid for a crack against men?" Sora
"The last thing I would ever do is use a can of compressed air on my nuts." Ariko
"I don't know how Brazilians are sexual unless you like pain." Sora
"Uh... well you can get really matted down there .... or nice and smooth.." Kai
*Silence...*
"During a woman's period it can get really matted if there's no upkeep." Kai
"That is the most disgusting thing I have heard for a while... Congratulations Kai." Ariko
"What the hell did you put in the drier?" Kai
"My clothes. And the detergent lid may be in there." Ariko. This then leads to a 20 minute discussion on how people do laundry and keep the liquid detergent lid clean.
"That's the extent of Sora's planning for the night. She's just going to go with the flow." Sora
"That time of the month again?" Kai
"Oh now you just made it dirty." Ariko
"And not a porno." GM
"So Lynds is touched by your performance." GM
*Snickering.*
"God damn it! And she wants to get touched by you." GM
*Lots of laughing with one gamer nearly dying to suffocation.*
"Oh god I wish I was recording this!" Kai
"With 9 successes you notice..." GM trails off.
"He is not interested in girls." Kai morosely.
"Oh, he is interested in girls." GM
"Oh, he's into another girl." Kai still morose.
"No, he's interested in you." GM
"Yay!" Kai
"What your 9 spots, however, is" GM
"He has 2 erections!" Ariko
"Speaking of Johnny, he is on the dance floor with Bella." GM
"Does Johnny know the sock rule?" Ariko
"Johnny created the sock rule." GM
"If you hear the fiddle wailing, don't come a flailing?" GM
"If you hear the fiddle wailing, Johnny is a nailing." Ariko
"No one expects the whore response!" Ariko when Kai abandons a stalking routine.
After stalking a ninja: "Fuck it, I am going to pull Mac into the next cubby and fuck him blind." Kai
"The ninja no longer interests you?" GM
"One brain cell, not a lot to work with!" Kai
"I don't need my mental images to have audio." Sora
"Wait, why did you have a mental image of the GM jerking off in the first place?" Ariko
"Aww, Sora misses the kitties." Ariko
"The fuck I do." Sora
"Why would you do that!" Alcyone
"Your mother." Ariko
"I could try to deny knowledge of that, but fact it, its public at this point." GM
"Have you christened it yet, Sora?" Ariko on Sora's new apartment
"Touch everything with your dick, Sora!" Kai in the background.
"Oh god, we are a classy bunch." GM
"So, how was every one's week?" Sora
"Lots and lots of Diablo 3." Alcyone
"Not lots and lots of Diablo." Ariko
"God, so much porn!" Kai complaining.
"I wish I could say that at the end of my week!" Alcyone
"It's high school, didn't you get laid after prom?!" Ariko
"Isn't Sora the one who went to prom with someone several years his junior?" Kai
"Yes..." Sora
"Well it depends on the rules for statutory rape." Alcyone
"Proof that there is no problem that can't be solved with Wyld Shaping." GM
"Proof that there is no problem that can't be solved with violent sex.... at least in the Exalted Universe" Ariko
"Nice backpedal there.." GM
"You're a guy, playing a girl who is really a guy and you aren't looking at the titties? I am really confused." Kai
"I think Sora is the one who is confused." GM
"You got visited by the vagina fairy." GM
"Sora, you lose your dick and you're not aware of it?!" Ariko
"Are you constantly aware of it?" Sora
"I'm pretty sure the lack of morning wood would be a big tip off." Alcyone
"It is very important that Kai does not get anymore involved in the dance." Alcyone
"Did you just give me the President Sitting duty?" Sora
"Yes, and its taking you underwear shopping does it all the better." Alcyone
"This isn't about making you feel better, its about keeping Kai away from the preparations." Alcyone
"Oh good, I'm glad I get to be the human shield." Sora
"No, you are the human SQUIRREL!" Ariko
"Oh we can take Sora to some bordellos!" Kai
"WHY?" Sora
"Practice." Alcyone
"No!" Sora
"You know, I am pretty sure that even when you had a dick, you were gay." Alcyone
"Hold up! You did research on whether the immaculate order was allowed to spank it!?" Ariko
"Yes..." Sora
"Also, are we accusing Sora of stress induced homosexuality? We've all been there, right guys?" Ariko
"Okay, the immaculate order allows you to touch yourself. And masturbate... why haven't you groped your own tits?" Kai to Sora
"I don't know... because its less without the dick?" Sora
"You had a line of NPCs to choose from when the GM was running [the other exalted game], and you chose the one that was fucking Mnemia!" Alcyone.
The GM stops mid-sentence.
"The word Vagina got GM distracted." Alcyone
"...." GM
"And again." Alcyone
GM stops mid-sentence again.
"Did someone text you vagina?" Kai
"Yes" GM
"I sent him a picture of yours." Ariko
"You gotta stop taking pictures of that!" Kai
"I was just responding to Sora's message." GM
"Wait, SORA was sending pics of Kai's vagina?" Ariko
"Who are you sending these pictures to!?" Kai
"I don't mind being the wrangler of Kai's vagina, but she should probably have the last say." GM
"What kind of Nazi feminist are you!?" Alcyone
"Okay, we're going for mani's pedi's, going to get our hair done, get a full body massage, and then get a good waxing!" Kai
"Wait, I phased out for a moment..." Sora
".. and then comes the bikini wax." GM
"I was asleep and now I am very much awake.." Sora
"You may choose your style" GM on the waxing
"It's a pokeball." Kai
"Oh geeze, if I found that between a woman's legs, I'd applaud but I may not...." GM
"No, she has detect delicious c*nt on." Kai
"Okay, less retard, more whore." Ariko
"Efficiency and underwear shopping is not acceptable." Alcyone
Repeated: "I don't know if this is something I want Kai involved in." Alcyone
"As long as Kai is aware of the sock method then we're okay." Alcyone
"Okay, Kai starts sacrificing socks in the room." Kai
"And then, if you go with that, you can say when you had sex with another PC it wasn't with a guy." Ariko on Alcyone joining in on a threesome with Kai and Mac in game.
"Get a piece of paper and do a rubbing." Sora
"How do you do a rubbing of a tattoo, Sora..." GM
"It's not like Ariko can't be woken up!" Ariko
"Well your battlemaid is scary." Alcyone
"She's never had a date that she didn't rope in as a poor bastard." GM
"I found your shoes." Kai link
"She's already killed the zebras!" Alcyone
"Oh god." GM
"NO!" Sora
"Is that the lingerie you got Sora?" Alcyone about this.
"What the hell?" Sora
"That is strange, really strange." GM
"What you don't know is that you managed to suggest spiked punch." GM
"With four successes?" Ariko
"Has it gotten to that point where you go out and exercise and sweat and get the bubbles?" Ariko
"Uh, well..." GM
"Ewwwwwww." Kai
"I am going to punch her in the head for being stupid." Ariko
"If you kill that one brain cell..." Alcyone
"What about Rio?" GM
"Uhmmm." Alcyone
"You totally forgot you had a date, didn't you." Ariko
"Wait, you trusted him to get Ariko some booty?" Ariko
"No, I trusted a man!" Alcyone
"Oh, well thats what you're supposed to do. I am going to get smacked for that." Ariko
"Wait, how do you get hid for a crack against men?" Sora
"The last thing I would ever do is use a can of compressed air on my nuts." Ariko
"I don't know how Brazilians are sexual unless you like pain." Sora
"Uh... well you can get really matted down there .... or nice and smooth.." Kai
*Silence...*
"During a woman's period it can get really matted if there's no upkeep." Kai
"That is the most disgusting thing I have heard for a while... Congratulations Kai." Ariko
"What the hell did you put in the drier?" Kai
"My clothes. And the detergent lid may be in there." Ariko. This then leads to a 20 minute discussion on how people do laundry and keep the liquid detergent lid clean.
"That's the extent of Sora's planning for the night. She's just going to go with the flow." Sora
"That time of the month again?" Kai
"Oh now you just made it dirty." Ariko
"And not a porno." GM
"So Lynds is touched by your performance." GM
*Snickering.*
"God damn it! And she wants to get touched by you." GM
*Lots of laughing with one gamer nearly dying to suffocation.*
"Oh god I wish I was recording this!" Kai
"With 9 successes you notice..." GM trails off.
"He is not interested in girls." Kai morosely.
"Oh, he is interested in girls." GM
"Oh, he's into another girl." Kai still morose.
"No, he's interested in you." GM
"Yay!" Kai
"What your 9 spots, however, is" GM
"He has 2 erections!" Ariko
"Speaking of Johnny, he is on the dance floor with Bella." GM
"Does Johnny know the sock rule?" Ariko
"Johnny created the sock rule." GM
"If you hear the fiddle wailing, don't come a flailing?" GM
"If you hear the fiddle wailing, Johnny is a nailing." Ariko
"No one expects the whore response!" Ariko when Kai abandons a stalking routine.
After stalking a ninja: "Fuck it, I am going to pull Mac into the next cubby and fuck him blind." Kai
"The ninja no longer interests you?" GM
"One brain cell, not a lot to work with!" Kai
"I don't need my mental images to have audio." Sora
"Wait, why did you have a mental image of the GM jerking off in the first place?" Ariko
"Aww, Sora misses the kitties." Ariko
"The fuck I do." Sora
"Why would you do that!" Alcyone
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Red Lobster.
"When one of those people takes their dick out of my ass, that would be nice." Sora
"Maybe it wasn't a river and it wasn't tubing. But he was at a stripper club." Kai
"what?" Sora
"Titties." Ariko
"Oh, I get titties, but I didn't get what she said." Sora
"Oh you guys were actually able to get your date together?" Ariko
"Don't ever say that again!" Sora
"Sorry, I have to write this down." Kai
"Dammit Kai! Stoppit!" Sora
"Even though the game isn't on, the quote board does not stop!" Alcyone
"Kai, is it Margarita time?" Ariko
"No, its chocolate time!" Kai
"Uh... oh.." Ariko
"See, I have the best defense, you can't talk about my character getting raped because that's just pervy." Ariko
"Also, Dash. Mother fucking freedom!" Sora
"Yes, Sora finally removed the dicks up his ass." Kai
"Sora pretty much admitted that she sucked his dick during the games." Alcyone
"She was all of 3 feet away from me!" Sora
"NICE!" Ariko
"If he had managed to get that portion sunburned, stop running the game you poor bastard. I think if you sunburn your junk it is acceptable to call off the game." Ariko
"I like how you sometimes go Elvis, sometimes go Foghorn Leghorn." Ariko
"One hair is Veridian Mantle's.." GM
"So slightly douche-y and greasy" Kai
"What makes it slightly douche-y?" Alcyone
"It smells of Irish Spring." Ariko
"Note to self, do not buy Irish spring." Sora
"I want a search of every our house, dog house, boat house in the area." Ariko
"Thank you Kai, I'm glad you remember." GM
"Wait, what? What did I miss?" Kai
"Dash seems to think he imparted some information on you that we missed." Alcyone
"Ariko solve all our problems. Ariko figure this out! Ariko summon all the demons. Oh, and be the secretary! fraggrrgrrgllglrr..." Ariko
Ooo! Hicks Sensei! Field trip to Malfeas!" Ariko
"As you are saying that, Kai rises up behind you with an angry anime face." Kai to Sora
"You are trying to give her cock away, what did you think was going to happen?" Alcyone
"So there is going to be a kissing contest between Kai and Johnny... Is this a slut off?" Alcyone
"Oh fuck it, I'm smart enough. Is there any way for me to bring back his memory other than hitting him on the head with a shovel? It worked on the Flintstones." Ariko
"Stop opening your condoms Sora!" Ariko
"But I get to finally..." Sora
"So you were bare backing it this entire time." GM
"Just remember, chopsticks don't carry disease." Ariko
"Well, I have good news and bad news. Mac has a bit of memory back, but it is the third level of Malfeas." Ariko
"So, what's the bad news?" Kai
"That is the bad news." Ariko
"Kai throws herself down and latches on to Mac's foot screaming 'say it ain't so!'" Kai
"Do you even know what Malfeas is." Ariko
"I assumed it was another girl." Kai
"Sora has secret fantasies of being Republican." Kai
"He secretly wants to be a log cabin-er." GM
"I'm sorry Sora, have we given you a hate-on?" GM
"I am trying to figure out where to hide the bodies." Sora
"Just trying to have a nice winter formal.." Alcyone
"Seriously, WTF! Dash, why can't we just have out nice magical evening!!!" Ariko
"And Kai's brain explodes." Kai
"Anyone hear a little pop?" Sora
"It's more like a fizzle." Kai
"And a penis comes out." Alcyone
"What kind of Hentai are you watching GM? Cuz I don't think the underage girls visit the prison!" Alcyone
"We might as well find a white van with 'free candy' written on the side and jump in." Sora
"GM, you're not allowed to jerk off during the game anymore." Ariko
"I thought that was part of the ground rules." GM
"It only takes one hand to GM." Ariko
"What? It takes hands to GM?" Sora
"GM.. GM... trust me on this. You want her [Kai] as a whore instead of Zaney." Ariko
"Oh, and apparently penguins have depraved sex acts." Kai
"What? I don't want to know why you googled that!" Sora
"Maybe it wasn't a river and it wasn't tubing. But he was at a stripper club." Kai
"what?" Sora
"Titties." Ariko
"Oh, I get titties, but I didn't get what she said." Sora
"Oh you guys were actually able to get your date together?" Ariko
"Don't ever say that again!" Sora
"Sorry, I have to write this down." Kai
"Dammit Kai! Stoppit!" Sora
"Even though the game isn't on, the quote board does not stop!" Alcyone
"Kai, is it Margarita time?" Ariko
"No, its chocolate time!" Kai
"Uh... oh.." Ariko
"See, I have the best defense, you can't talk about my character getting raped because that's just pervy." Ariko
"Also, Dash. Mother fucking freedom!" Sora
"Yes, Sora finally removed the dicks up his ass." Kai
"Sora pretty much admitted that she sucked his dick during the games." Alcyone
"She was all of 3 feet away from me!" Sora
"NICE!" Ariko
"If he had managed to get that portion sunburned, stop running the game you poor bastard. I think if you sunburn your junk it is acceptable to call off the game." Ariko
"I like how you sometimes go Elvis, sometimes go Foghorn Leghorn." Ariko
"One hair is Veridian Mantle's.." GM
"So slightly douche-y and greasy" Kai
"What makes it slightly douche-y?" Alcyone
"It smells of Irish Spring." Ariko
"Note to self, do not buy Irish spring." Sora
"I want a search of every our house, dog house, boat house in the area." Ariko
"Thank you Kai, I'm glad you remember." GM
"Wait, what? What did I miss?" Kai
"Dash seems to think he imparted some information on you that we missed." Alcyone
"Ariko solve all our problems. Ariko figure this out! Ariko summon all the demons. Oh, and be the secretary! fraggrrgrrgllglrr..." Ariko
Ooo! Hicks Sensei! Field trip to Malfeas!" Ariko
"As you are saying that, Kai rises up behind you with an angry anime face." Kai to Sora
"You are trying to give her cock away, what did you think was going to happen?" Alcyone
"So there is going to be a kissing contest between Kai and Johnny... Is this a slut off?" Alcyone
"Oh fuck it, I'm smart enough. Is there any way for me to bring back his memory other than hitting him on the head with a shovel? It worked on the Flintstones." Ariko
"Stop opening your condoms Sora!" Ariko
"But I get to finally..." Sora
"So you were bare backing it this entire time." GM
"Just remember, chopsticks don't carry disease." Ariko
"Well, I have good news and bad news. Mac has a bit of memory back, but it is the third level of Malfeas." Ariko
"So, what's the bad news?" Kai
"That is the bad news." Ariko
"Kai throws herself down and latches on to Mac's foot screaming 'say it ain't so!'" Kai
"Do you even know what Malfeas is." Ariko
"I assumed it was another girl." Kai
"Sora has secret fantasies of being Republican." Kai
"He secretly wants to be a log cabin-er." GM
"I'm sorry Sora, have we given you a hate-on?" GM
"I am trying to figure out where to hide the bodies." Sora
"Just trying to have a nice winter formal.." Alcyone
"Seriously, WTF! Dash, why can't we just have out nice magical evening!!!" Ariko
"And Kai's brain explodes." Kai
"Anyone hear a little pop?" Sora
"It's more like a fizzle." Kai
"And a penis comes out." Alcyone
"What kind of Hentai are you watching GM? Cuz I don't think the underage girls visit the prison!" Alcyone
"We might as well find a white van with 'free candy' written on the side and jump in." Sora
"GM, you're not allowed to jerk off during the game anymore." Ariko
"I thought that was part of the ground rules." GM
"It only takes one hand to GM." Ariko
"What? It takes hands to GM?" Sora
"GM.. GM... trust me on this. You want her [Kai] as a whore instead of Zaney." Ariko
"Oh, and apparently penguins have depraved sex acts." Kai
"What? I don't want to know why you googled that!" Sora
Sunday, June 03, 2012
Kai, shut up! Just, shut.... up...
"Anyway, I beat it to beat it to death, with a stick and now it's behaving." GM
"Go meet the GM clone!" Kai
"There is no good GM." Ariko
"I must confess, I can be both good and evil at the same time." GM
"Screaming at yourself while masturbating doesn't count." Ariko
"It's not wise to get in an argument with your chopsticks. They might not even open again, and you will be forced to skewer things on your own." Ariko
"Ariko probably hasn't heard anything you said because Bella has already dressed her in her battle gear." Ariko
"I hop she took you out of the water first, or you might drown." Alcyone
"Are the horses okay?" Sora
"Haha, I don't care if the bitch got hit, are the horses okay... I don't want to eat horse burgers tonight." Alcyone
"Pelleps turns around and takes it full on the noggin." GM
"She's an adult, she's okay." Kai
"Sora, you have a specialty in double teaming?" Ariko
"Wow, the librarian grew some balls in the past few days." Alcyone
"That's what happens when GM has alcohol." Kai
"Oh, come on, I've only had half a glass." GM
"I'm just amazed he's doing this whole description of a bitchy mom in front of his mom." Ariko
"Just don't take us into the bathroom." Kai
"Thank you Kai," GM
"Hehe, Kai is learning." Ariko
"Yes, we haven't had you GM while pooping," Ariko
"That you know of." GM
"Let's keep it that way." Sora
"Alcyone turns to Kai and tells her to keep talking." Alcyone
"Wait.. WHAT?" Sora
"Only in a porn and anime." Sora
"What game do you think we are playing." Ariko
"It's a pornanimey!" Kai
"I should have let the fucking monkeys eat me." Sora for a good 10 minutes
"So, as a teenager, I have to compete for an old guy?" Kai
"Is Sora going to have to participate in this?" Sora
"Yes." GM
"Sora is going to smack Kai upside the head!" Sora
"Kai goes down in a heap of arms and legs, with stars above her." Kai
"From her pile, Kai will ask if people are disqualified if they have a date for the dance." Kai
"Yes! GOD YES!" Sora
"I suppose this must be so... But I don't wish to leave anyone out. Do either of you have dates?" GM
"Yes!" Sora
"Well, Sora is going with a girl, but girls don't make babies, so she should be allowed to compete. Kai was going to as Mac..." Kai
"NO! Shut the fuck up!" Sora
"Yes, yes that will do nicely" GM
"Sound more like Megatron, why don't ya!" Ariko
"Maybe it's time for Kai to put ninja assassination skills to the test." Alcyone
"It's inappropriate." GM on a swimsuit
"How is it inappropriate? Is it made of dental floss? Is it covering everything except what it should be?" Alcyone
"Does it have an attachment?" Kai
"Does it vibrate?" Alcyone
"Does it shoot missiles at the others?" Sora
"She will happily help the other teachers, right into the furnace." Ariko
"Well your friend Kai had a wonderful suggestion..." GM
"May I ask a question?.... Kai?" Ariko
"Yes, she has a certain wit!" GM
"KAI?!" Ariko
"That one brain cell can fire off at least one good idea." Alcyone
"I am going to find Alcyone, and tell her... Next year, it's not fair that she gets to be that dumb and have that much power." Ariko on Kai being Student Council President.
"I can't help but feel that I will win this..." Sora
"You really do play a teenage girl very well.... The world does revolve around you." Kai
"Hey! that's my line!" Ariko
"Okay, I guess I will just leave that open." GM
"Also, not her exact words!" Ariko
"And this is why I am glad I wear headphones." GM
"I thought your parents were down with this." Alcyone
"I am not retarded." GM
"Also, Sora will ask for help from the other competitors in the hopes that it will be a trap." Sora
"Try as hard as you might, Sora, somehow we are going to get a dick in you." Ariko
"Burn it with fire! Kai, your Internet privileges are being taken away!" Sora when Kai links the following as a dress idea: Here
Kai then links another image
"My mother is asking who those two people are in that dress." GM
"Oh whatever, GM, as if you didn't know who Jacob and Edward are.." Ariko
"I am trying! The close button is too small when your eyes are closed!" GM on trying to close the picture.
"Yeah, you're hitting the face-book like button." Alcyone
Kai links another picture
"Kai got into Google and typed Fugly Shit." Alcyone laughing
"Kai, your Internet privileges are revoked!" Sora
Kai finds another one
"What the fuck is that? A crocheted cock sock?" Ariko
"Oh thank you for saying what I was thinking," Sora
"Someone is going to Prom as a tampon!" Alcyone
"Did he get 6 successes?" Ariko summoning a demon
"I did get 6 successes." GM
"Okay, I spend my motes and willpower and banish him." Ariko
"Not even going to hear him out?" GM
"NO! That's not how Sorcery works!" Ariko
"How do you know Pelleps Oron?" Ariko
"Oh ho ho ho ho..." GM knowingly
"Are you Hix's dad!?" Ariko
"I tell him that if any of the contestants are unhappy with the results then he can make it up to them." Ariko
"Wait, what if it was Sora being unhappy while winning?" Kai
"ESPECIALLY IF IT IS SORA!" Ariko
"You lost your virginity to a demon with a fiddle." GM
"No no no no no no no no no no no no no..." Sora
"I guess Kai will go on patrol with a pot on her head for a helmet." Kai
"Okay, seriously Alcyone, this has gone on for far too long." Ariko
"Derp, derp derp derp." GM
"Kai, you need more alcohol" Ariko as Kai sets up her patrol and the stuffed toys with helmets.
"Or less." Sora firmly convinced Kai was drunk
"I AM SOBER!" Kai
"I have to agree there. I know Kai when she's drunk, and this is not it!" Ariko
"Sora will ask if anyone has notified the Wyld Hunt of the Anathema." Sora
"Oh course dear," GM placating
"Shut up! Beauty Pageant" Alcyone
"You had to do it better than the creatures of hell, well you did it. Even in the deepest darkest parts of hell, they have not creeped me out that much." Alcyone speaking for Johnny
"Without realizing it, you composed your song around the most traditional wedding march." GM
"I have found Sora's swimsuit!" Kai linking it in chat
"Oh no! Would someone please unplug her machine!" Sora
"**laughing** I can just see her in that!" Alcyone
"Johnny" GM
"Mounts you on the catwalk." Ariko
"He ain't really my type, but by golly your making me wonder." GM
"Oh Jesus no.." Sora
"If Hix still needs a date and Toma is still in Malfeas, then Sora must fuck a dude." Alcyone
"Go meet the GM clone!" Kai
"There is no good GM." Ariko
"I must confess, I can be both good and evil at the same time." GM
"Screaming at yourself while masturbating doesn't count." Ariko
"It's not wise to get in an argument with your chopsticks. They might not even open again, and you will be forced to skewer things on your own." Ariko
"Ariko probably hasn't heard anything you said because Bella has already dressed her in her battle gear." Ariko
"I hop she took you out of the water first, or you might drown." Alcyone
"Are the horses okay?" Sora
"Haha, I don't care if the bitch got hit, are the horses okay... I don't want to eat horse burgers tonight." Alcyone
"Pelleps turns around and takes it full on the noggin." GM
"She's an adult, she's okay." Kai
"Sora, you have a specialty in double teaming?" Ariko
"Wow, the librarian grew some balls in the past few days." Alcyone
"That's what happens when GM has alcohol." Kai
"Oh, come on, I've only had half a glass." GM
"I'm just amazed he's doing this whole description of a bitchy mom in front of his mom." Ariko
"Just don't take us into the bathroom." Kai
"Thank you Kai," GM
"Hehe, Kai is learning." Ariko
"Yes, we haven't had you GM while pooping," Ariko
"That you know of." GM
"Let's keep it that way." Sora
"Alcyone turns to Kai and tells her to keep talking." Alcyone
"Wait.. WHAT?" Sora
"Only in a porn and anime." Sora
"What game do you think we are playing." Ariko
"It's a pornanimey!" Kai
"I should have let the fucking monkeys eat me." Sora for a good 10 minutes
"So, as a teenager, I have to compete for an old guy?" Kai
"Is Sora going to have to participate in this?" Sora
"Yes." GM
"Sora is going to smack Kai upside the head!" Sora
"Kai goes down in a heap of arms and legs, with stars above her." Kai
"From her pile, Kai will ask if people are disqualified if they have a date for the dance." Kai
"Yes! GOD YES!" Sora
"I suppose this must be so... But I don't wish to leave anyone out. Do either of you have dates?" GM
"Yes!" Sora
"Well, Sora is going with a girl, but girls don't make babies, so she should be allowed to compete. Kai was going to as Mac..." Kai
"NO! Shut the fuck up!" Sora
"Yes, yes that will do nicely" GM
"Sound more like Megatron, why don't ya!" Ariko
"Maybe it's time for Kai to put ninja assassination skills to the test." Alcyone
"It's inappropriate." GM on a swimsuit
"How is it inappropriate? Is it made of dental floss? Is it covering everything except what it should be?" Alcyone
"Does it have an attachment?" Kai
"Does it vibrate?" Alcyone
"Does it shoot missiles at the others?" Sora
"She will happily help the other teachers, right into the furnace." Ariko
"Well your friend Kai had a wonderful suggestion..." GM
"May I ask a question?.... Kai?" Ariko
"Yes, she has a certain wit!" GM
"KAI?!" Ariko
"That one brain cell can fire off at least one good idea." Alcyone
"I am going to find Alcyone, and tell her... Next year, it's not fair that she gets to be that dumb and have that much power." Ariko on Kai being Student Council President.
"I can't help but feel that I will win this..." Sora
"You really do play a teenage girl very well.... The world does revolve around you." Kai
"Hey! that's my line!" Ariko
"Okay, I guess I will just leave that open." GM
"Also, not her exact words!" Ariko
"And this is why I am glad I wear headphones." GM
"I thought your parents were down with this." Alcyone
"I am not retarded." GM
"Also, Sora will ask for help from the other competitors in the hopes that it will be a trap." Sora
"Try as hard as you might, Sora, somehow we are going to get a dick in you." Ariko
"Burn it with fire! Kai, your Internet privileges are being taken away!" Sora when Kai links the following as a dress idea: Here
Kai then links another image
"My mother is asking who those two people are in that dress." GM
"Oh whatever, GM, as if you didn't know who Jacob and Edward are.." Ariko
"I am trying! The close button is too small when your eyes are closed!" GM on trying to close the picture.
"Yeah, you're hitting the face-book like button." Alcyone
Kai links another picture
"Kai got into Google and typed Fugly Shit." Alcyone laughing
"Kai, your Internet privileges are revoked!" Sora
Kai finds another one
"What the fuck is that? A crocheted cock sock?" Ariko
"Oh thank you for saying what I was thinking," Sora
"Someone is going to Prom as a tampon!" Alcyone
"Did he get 6 successes?" Ariko summoning a demon
"I did get 6 successes." GM
"Okay, I spend my motes and willpower and banish him." Ariko
"Not even going to hear him out?" GM
"NO! That's not how Sorcery works!" Ariko
"How do you know Pelleps Oron?" Ariko
"Oh ho ho ho ho..." GM knowingly
"Are you Hix's dad!?" Ariko
"I tell him that if any of the contestants are unhappy with the results then he can make it up to them." Ariko
"Wait, what if it was Sora being unhappy while winning?" Kai
"ESPECIALLY IF IT IS SORA!" Ariko
"You lost your virginity to a demon with a fiddle." GM
"No no no no no no no no no no no no no..." Sora
"I guess Kai will go on patrol with a pot on her head for a helmet." Kai
"Okay, seriously Alcyone, this has gone on for far too long." Ariko
"Derp, derp derp derp." GM
"Kai, you need more alcohol" Ariko as Kai sets up her patrol and the stuffed toys with helmets.
"Or less." Sora firmly convinced Kai was drunk
"I AM SOBER!" Kai
"I have to agree there. I know Kai when she's drunk, and this is not it!" Ariko
"Sora will ask if anyone has notified the Wyld Hunt of the Anathema." Sora
"Oh course dear," GM placating
"Shut up! Beauty Pageant" Alcyone
"You had to do it better than the creatures of hell, well you did it. Even in the deepest darkest parts of hell, they have not creeped me out that much." Alcyone speaking for Johnny
"Without realizing it, you composed your song around the most traditional wedding march." GM
"I have found Sora's swimsuit!" Kai linking it in chat
"Oh no! Would someone please unplug her machine!" Sora
"**laughing** I can just see her in that!" Alcyone
"Johnny" GM
"Mounts you on the catwalk." Ariko
"He ain't really my type, but by golly your making me wonder." GM
"Oh Jesus no.." Sora
"If Hix still needs a date and Toma is still in Malfeas, then Sora must fuck a dude." Alcyone
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