"Anyway, I beat it to beat it to death, with a stick and now it's behaving." GM
"Go meet the GM clone!" Kai
"There is no good GM." Ariko
"I must confess, I can be both good and evil at the same time." GM
"Screaming at yourself while masturbating doesn't count." Ariko
"It's not wise to get in an argument with your chopsticks. They might not even open again, and you will be forced to skewer things on your own." Ariko
"Ariko probably hasn't heard anything you said because Bella has already dressed her in her battle gear." Ariko
"I hop she took you out of the water first, or you might drown." Alcyone
"Are the horses okay?" Sora
"Haha, I don't care if the bitch got hit, are the horses okay... I don't want to eat horse burgers tonight." Alcyone
"Pelleps turns around and takes it full on the noggin." GM
"She's an adult, she's okay." Kai
"Sora, you have a specialty in double teaming?" Ariko
"Wow, the librarian grew some balls in the past few days." Alcyone
"That's what happens when GM has alcohol." Kai
"Oh, come on, I've only had half a glass." GM
"I'm just amazed he's doing this whole description of a bitchy mom in front of his mom." Ariko
"Just don't take us into the bathroom." Kai
"Thank you Kai," GM
"Hehe, Kai is learning." Ariko
"Yes, we haven't had you GM while pooping," Ariko
"That you know of." GM
"Let's keep it that way." Sora
"Alcyone turns to Kai and tells her to keep talking." Alcyone
"Wait.. WHAT?" Sora
"Only in a porn and anime." Sora
"What game do you think we are playing." Ariko
"It's a pornanimey!" Kai
"I should have let the fucking monkeys eat me." Sora for a good 10 minutes
"So, as a teenager, I have to compete for an old guy?" Kai
"Is Sora going to have to participate in this?" Sora
"Yes." GM
"Sora is going to smack Kai upside the head!" Sora
"Kai goes down in a heap of arms and legs, with stars above her." Kai
"From her pile, Kai will ask if people are disqualified if they have a date for the dance." Kai
"Yes! GOD YES!" Sora
"I suppose this must be so... But I don't wish to leave anyone out. Do either of you have dates?" GM
"Yes!" Sora
"Well, Sora is going with a girl, but girls don't make babies, so she should be allowed to compete. Kai was going to as Mac..." Kai
"NO! Shut the fuck up!" Sora
"Yes, yes that will do nicely" GM
"Sound more like Megatron, why don't ya!" Ariko
"Maybe it's time for Kai to put ninja assassination skills to the test." Alcyone
"It's inappropriate." GM on a swimsuit
"How is it inappropriate? Is it made of dental floss? Is it covering everything except what it should be?" Alcyone
"Does it have an attachment?" Kai
"Does it vibrate?" Alcyone
"Does it shoot missiles at the others?" Sora
"She will happily help the other teachers, right into the furnace." Ariko
"Well your friend Kai had a wonderful suggestion..." GM
"May I ask a question?.... Kai?" Ariko
"Yes, she has a certain wit!" GM
"KAI?!" Ariko
"That one brain cell can fire off at least one good idea." Alcyone
"I am going to find Alcyone, and tell her... Next year, it's not fair that she gets to be that dumb and have that much power." Ariko on Kai being Student Council President.
"I can't help but feel that I will win this..." Sora
"You really do play a teenage girl very well.... The world does revolve around you." Kai
"Hey! that's my line!" Ariko
"Okay, I guess I will just leave that open." GM
"Also, not her exact words!" Ariko
"And this is why I am glad I wear headphones." GM
"I thought your parents were down with this." Alcyone
"I am not retarded." GM
"Also, Sora will ask for help from the other competitors in the hopes that it will be a trap." Sora
"Try as hard as you might, Sora, somehow we are going to get a dick in you." Ariko
"Burn it with fire! Kai, your Internet privileges are being taken away!" Sora when Kai links the following as a dress idea: Here
Kai then links another image
"My mother is asking who those two people are in that dress." GM
"Oh whatever, GM, as if you didn't know who Jacob and Edward are.." Ariko
"I am trying! The close button is too small when your eyes are closed!" GM on trying to close the picture.
"Yeah, you're hitting the face-book like button." Alcyone
Kai links another picture
"Kai got into Google and typed Fugly Shit." Alcyone laughing
"Kai, your Internet privileges are revoked!" Sora
Kai finds another one
"What the fuck is that? A crocheted cock sock?" Ariko
"Oh thank you for saying what I was thinking," Sora
"Someone is going to Prom as a tampon!" Alcyone
"Did he get 6 successes?" Ariko summoning a demon
"I did get 6 successes." GM
"Okay, I spend my motes and willpower and banish him." Ariko
"Not even going to hear him out?" GM
"NO! That's not how Sorcery works!" Ariko
"How do you know Pelleps Oron?" Ariko
"Oh ho ho ho ho..." GM knowingly
"Are you Hix's dad!?" Ariko
"I tell him that if any of the contestants are unhappy with the results then he can make it up to them." Ariko
"Wait, what if it was Sora being unhappy while winning?" Kai
"ESPECIALLY IF IT IS SORA!" Ariko
"You lost your virginity to a demon with a fiddle." GM
"No no no no no no no no no no no no no..." Sora
"I guess Kai will go on patrol with a pot on her head for a helmet." Kai
"Okay, seriously Alcyone, this has gone on for far too long." Ariko
"Derp, derp derp derp." GM
"Kai, you need more alcohol" Ariko as Kai sets up her patrol and the stuffed toys with helmets.
"Or less." Sora firmly convinced Kai was drunk
"I AM SOBER!" Kai
"I have to agree there. I know Kai when she's drunk, and this is not it!" Ariko
"Sora will ask if anyone has notified the Wyld Hunt of the Anathema." Sora
"Oh course dear," GM placating
"Shut up! Beauty Pageant" Alcyone
"You had to do it better than the creatures of hell, well you did it. Even in the deepest darkest parts of hell, they have not creeped me out that much." Alcyone speaking for Johnny
"Without realizing it, you composed your song around the most traditional wedding march." GM
"I have found Sora's swimsuit!" Kai linking it in chat
"Oh no! Would someone please unplug her machine!" Sora
"**laughing** I can just see her in that!" Alcyone
"Johnny" GM
"Mounts you on the catwalk." Ariko
"He ain't really my type, but by golly your making me wonder." GM
"Oh Jesus no.." Sora
"If Hix still needs a date and Toma is still in Malfeas, then Sora must fuck a dude." Alcyone
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