"What are you trying to deny knowledge of?" Sora
"Your mother." Ariko
"I could try to deny knowledge of that, but fact it, its public at this point." GM
"Have you christened it yet, Sora?" Ariko on Sora's new apartment
"Touch everything with your dick, Sora!" Kai in the background.
"Oh god, we are a classy bunch." GM
"So, how was every one's week?" Sora
"Lots and lots of Diablo 3." Alcyone
"Not lots and lots of Diablo." Ariko
"God, so much porn!" Kai complaining.
"I wish I could say that at the end of my week!" Alcyone
"It's high school, didn't you get laid after prom?!" Ariko
"Isn't Sora the one who went to prom with someone several years his junior?" Kai
"Yes..." Sora
"Well it depends on the rules for statutory rape." Alcyone
"Proof that there is no problem that can't be solved with Wyld Shaping." GM
"Proof that there is no problem that can't be solved with violent sex.... at least in the Exalted Universe" Ariko
"Nice backpedal there.." GM
"You're a guy, playing a girl who is really a guy and you aren't looking at the titties? I am really confused." Kai
"I think Sora is the one who is confused." GM
"You got visited by the vagina fairy." GM
"Sora, you lose your dick and you're not aware of it?!" Ariko
"Are you constantly aware of it?" Sora
"I'm pretty sure the lack of morning wood would be a big tip off." Alcyone
"It is very important that Kai does not get anymore involved in the dance." Alcyone
"Did you just give me the President Sitting duty?" Sora
"Yes, and its taking you underwear shopping does it all the better." Alcyone
"This isn't about making you feel better, its about keeping Kai away from the preparations." Alcyone
"Oh good, I'm glad I get to be the human shield." Sora
"No, you are the human SQUIRREL!" Ariko
"Oh we can take Sora to some bordellos!" Kai
"WHY?" Sora
"Practice." Alcyone
"No!" Sora
"You know, I am pretty sure that even when you had a dick, you were gay." Alcyone
"Hold up! You did research on whether the immaculate order was allowed to spank it!?" Ariko
"Yes..." Sora
"Also, are we accusing Sora of stress induced homosexuality? We've all been there, right guys?" Ariko
"Okay, the immaculate order allows you to touch yourself. And masturbate... why haven't you groped your own tits?" Kai to Sora
"I don't know... because its less without the dick?" Sora
"You had a line of NPCs to choose from when the GM was running [the other exalted game], and you chose the one that was fucking Mnemia!" Alcyone.
The GM stops mid-sentence.
"The word Vagina got GM distracted." Alcyone
"...." GM
"And again." Alcyone
GM stops mid-sentence again.
"Did someone text you vagina?" Kai
"Yes" GM
"I sent him a picture of yours." Ariko
"You gotta stop taking pictures of that!" Kai
"I was just responding to Sora's message." GM
"Wait, SORA was sending pics of Kai's vagina?" Ariko
"Who are you sending these pictures to!?" Kai
"I don't mind being the wrangler of Kai's vagina, but she should probably have the last say." GM
"What kind of Nazi feminist are you!?" Alcyone
"Okay, we're going for mani's pedi's, going to get our hair done, get a full body massage, and then get a good waxing!" Kai
"Wait, I phased out for a moment..." Sora
".. and then comes the bikini wax." GM
"I was asleep and now I am very much awake.." Sora
"You may choose your style" GM on the waxing
"It's a pokeball." Kai
"Oh geeze, if I found that between a woman's legs, I'd applaud but I may not...." GM
"No, she has detect delicious c*nt on." Kai
"Okay, less retard, more whore." Ariko
"Efficiency and underwear shopping is not acceptable." Alcyone
Repeated: "I don't know if this is something I want Kai involved in." Alcyone
"As long as Kai is aware of the sock method then we're okay." Alcyone
"Okay, Kai starts sacrificing socks in the room." Kai
"And then, if you go with that, you can say when you had sex with another PC it wasn't with a guy." Ariko on Alcyone joining in on a threesome with Kai and Mac in game.
"Get a piece of paper and do a rubbing." Sora
"How do you do a rubbing of a tattoo, Sora..." GM
"It's not like Ariko can't be woken up!" Ariko
"Well your battlemaid is scary." Alcyone
"She's never had a date that she didn't rope in as a poor bastard." GM
"I found your shoes." Kai link
"She's already killed the zebras!" Alcyone
"Oh god." GM
"NO!" Sora
"Is that the lingerie you got Sora?" Alcyone about this.
"What the hell?" Sora
"That is strange, really strange." GM
"What you don't know is that you managed to suggest spiked punch." GM
"With four successes?" Ariko
"Has it gotten to that point where you go out and exercise and sweat and get the bubbles?" Ariko
"Uh, well..." GM
"Ewwwwwww." Kai
"I am going to punch her in the head for being stupid." Ariko
"If you kill that one brain cell..." Alcyone
"What about Rio?" GM
"Uhmmm." Alcyone
"You totally forgot you had a date, didn't you." Ariko
"Wait, you trusted him to get Ariko some booty?" Ariko
"No, I trusted a man!" Alcyone
"Oh, well thats what you're supposed to do. I am going to get smacked for that." Ariko
"Wait, how do you get hid for a crack against men?" Sora
"The last thing I would ever do is use a can of compressed air on my nuts." Ariko
"I don't know how Brazilians are sexual unless you like pain." Sora
"Uh... well you can get really matted down there .... or nice and smooth.." Kai
*Silence...*
"During a woman's period it can get really matted if there's no upkeep." Kai
"That is the most disgusting thing I have heard for a while... Congratulations Kai." Ariko
"What the hell did you put in the drier?" Kai
"My clothes. And the detergent lid may be in there." Ariko. This then leads to a 20 minute discussion on how people do laundry and keep the liquid detergent lid clean.
"That's the extent of Sora's planning for the night. She's just going to go with the flow." Sora
"That time of the month again?" Kai
"Oh now you just made it dirty." Ariko
"And not a porno." GM
"So Lynds is touched by your performance." GM
*Snickering.*
"God damn it! And she wants to get touched by you." GM
*Lots of laughing with one gamer nearly dying to suffocation.*
"Oh god I wish I was recording this!" Kai
"With 9 successes you notice..." GM trails off.
"He is not interested in girls." Kai morosely.
"Oh, he is interested in girls." GM
"Oh, he's into another girl." Kai still morose.
"No, he's interested in you." GM
"Yay!" Kai
"What your 9 spots, however, is" GM
"He has 2 erections!" Ariko
"Speaking of Johnny, he is on the dance floor with Bella." GM
"Does Johnny know the sock rule?" Ariko
"Johnny created the sock rule." GM
"If you hear the fiddle wailing, don't come a flailing?" GM
"If you hear the fiddle wailing, Johnny is a nailing." Ariko
"No one expects the whore response!" Ariko when Kai abandons a stalking routine.
After stalking a ninja: "Fuck it, I am going to pull Mac into the next cubby and fuck him blind." Kai
"The ninja no longer interests you?" GM
"One brain cell, not a lot to work with!" Kai
"I don't need my mental images to have audio." Sora
"Wait, why did you have a mental image of the GM jerking off in the first place?" Ariko
"Aww, Sora misses the kitties." Ariko
"The fuck I do." Sora
"Why would you do that!" Alcyone
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