"No offense, but on character creation, they totally Tamiko'd their characters" Toshiro
"OI!" Tamiko
"The distraction is the two cats in the room" Tamiko
"Stop looking at the pussy, Tamiko" GM
"You kinda walked into that one" Toshiro
"It has nothing to do with Scorpion. It has everything to do with not being my horses bitch!" Taro
"Tamiko, is that magic?" Engeiko
"I am pretty sure there is an inn here, that we don't have to roll it!" Engeiko
"That's not what the roll is for" GM
"No more lovely owl! Go watch some death metal!" Toshiro
"I always ask the fucking question 5 times, and I still don't get an answer!" Tamiko
"That's women!" Toshiro
"Her room looks like her things exploded from her boxes like aliens from chest cavities!" Tamiko
"Wait, what kind of friends are we talking about?" Toshiro
"Small, creepy, crawly, not a hand job" GM
"I can't understand a word you two are saying. You are both broken" Engeiko
"I am not in the mood, this time of day to be fucked with woman!" Tamiko
"The scorpion speaks wisdom" Tamiko
"As Engeiko whips out the strap-on" Taro
"You scream gaijin all you want as you have a good time" Engeiko
"Engeikos got the strap-on and HE smells like fish" Taro
"We are never getting across, are we" Taro, ever mindful of what has been interrupted
"You over hear them talk about a festival." GM
"NO! No more festivals!!! NO! NOT AGAIN" Taro
"I'm thinking of the strap-on pointing at disease.Spinning around the room, pointing at Tamiko. Spinning around the room, pointing at Tamiko. No, must not fuck Tamiko." Taro
"You are a diseased whore!" Taro
"I didn't get in it first!" Tamiko on a bed on fire
"Just like Rick Santorum." Taro
"Make sure Tamiko is the closest thing to Old Myk" Taro
"That would totally make your living arrangements easier, Tamiko. Smoke some pot." Toshiro
"Are we in the fucking boat?" Taro
"Just to be clear, we've spent 2.5 hours to get on a boat." GM
"A whole lot of wrong for your blog" Engeiko
"You know there is no cheese in cheese sauce" Taro
"It's all monkey cum" Toshiro
"They have them chained in the back room and milk them" Taro
"Your knowledge of cum dispensing monkeys is disturbing" Engeiko
"You say no thank you for the soda, cuz Jizm make you fat" Engeiko
"If she upsets the kami with the strap-on just right, its a good frequency." Toshiro
"You get a snow kami on the tip of the strap-on and it explodes" Taro
"Do not microwave the sex toys there are better ways to heat them up" Engeiko
"Could you push that bowl back? It looks like its about to fall off" Tamiko
"The tin foil is gonna make it chafe" Toshiro
"Why the fuck didn't we go back to the shack?" Taro
"See Engeiko, I told you to roll Cryptic Bullshit" Taro
"BRING OUT THE RAPE MONKEY" Taro
"Is the Oni looking at me, or is the Oni looking at Toshir?" Taro
"Toshiro" GM
"Help, please!" Toshiro
"Find temple, find priest, pray like the dickens" GM
"Well, I'm okay!" Engeiko
"I'm going to stab you" Taro
"Is she after your scrots, Tamiko?" Engeiko
"Is she stroking your scrots?" GM
"Mental image of a woman snorting Tamiko balls." Taro
"I like to imagine one going up each nostril" Toshiro
"Like Total Recall with the probe" Engeiko
"Tamiko, are you sending nostril Porn?" Toshiro
"Taro got poison, Engeiko can convince anyone to get laid with that..." Toshiro
"Oh fuck you, sir" Tamiko
"The Crab leans over and whispers, are you sure that Crane is taken? I might want a turn or two" GM
"Thats right! I could break her hips!" Toshiro
"What just happened?" Tamiko
"Tamiko, you are becoming a party to date rape" Toshiro
"There is being a Scorpion and then there is being a giant Dick" Engeiko
"I'm not doing this for the dicks - wait, that didn't come out right" Engeiko
"But he is willing to babysit these delinquents." Taro
"What time are we getting up in the morning?" Tamiko
"Before you" Taro
"I've never slept in Engeiko's bed. I've laid down on Engeiko's bed." Toshiro
"You've done what on my bed?" Engeiko alarmed.
"I may be a fop, but I am a deadly fop." Toshiro
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