Just a heads up for all the readers, we will be taking a brief hiatus/delay due to PAX Prime. Also - these quotes are by no means complete for the session. There are a few more that may appear at a later date.
Enjoy
-Ioni
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"How was everyone elses week?" GM
"I didn't have to look at adult material!" Ioni
"...Grats on that?" Kadon
*Talking about next game*
"Lucky bastards." GM
"Alright, now think about that, Kadon now has to hang out with me. That's not lucky, that's just... he's just gonna die." Ioni
"you already have that particular part of the evening planned?" GM
"I'm fuckin' insane! Someone is going to die and probably isn't me." Ioni
"Well if he's gonna die, he's probably hoping you'll fuck him. So death by fucking." Mnemia
"Death by snu snu!" Zuko
"Not going to protest that." Mnemia
"There are worse ways to go." Kadon
"There is a plan to do Gamers 2 drinking game if anyone would like a web cast or to play along with." Zuko... No really, leave a comment!
"What are you talking about, I have never done anything I am not proud of, while drunk." Kadon
"Hang on, dinners here." Kadon
"Is it a cute girl?" Ioni
"Run woman! You're gonna get raped!" Zuko
"PUPPIES! I'm not giving you $10,000, Zuko." Ioni
"Worth a shot." Zuko
"Something mildly creepy about this whole thing." GM
"The fact that the puppies look kind of like they are dead?" Ioni
"And that he's like a fur trader 'oh see, I got these out here on the field...'" GM
"As I recall when we left it, this whole crisis had been cleared up and everything is fine." Zuko
"Yeah, nice try." GM
"We had a cthulu in our Legends game?" GM
"You were too busy being a lesbian." Zuko
One of these days, I should learn to make these rooms. It doesn't seem too difficult." GM
"Okay, let's see if I can head slap the GM through the internet." Zuko
"I seem to recall Yuki has met your children since she was the bus at the time." GM
"She learned Jerome Bettis?" Zuko
"... is on her excellency... Yeah, that would work... Here. Hold This!" Kadon working out an essence problem
"Quit yer bitchin' an' let's go!" Mnemia
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING!" GM
"He's not." Kadon
"GM, if you want me to get rough with you, I will." Zuko
"So, how Yuki would like to ration her essence is her call, but Mnemia would like to find her children so the beatings can begin." Mnemia
"Utility spells are your friend, PCs." Kadon
"Shut up. When we have down time - OH MY GOD.... so many sorceries!" Zuko
"Vast waste of my experience points." Kadon
"Except for not." Zuko
"Mnemia, where did we leave the Chillikan." Zuko
"The wha?" Mnemia
"The fuck monkey." Zuko
"Oh. I don't know." Mnemia
"I thought we left it in the Emerald City where it was passed out." Mnemia
"I could have sworn it was baby sitting your kids for a long time." Zuko
"Mnemia can carry two people, she is a beef cake" Zuko
"Which does Karam want more? This to be done, or is dignity as he is carried under an arm?" GM
"Whichever is faster." Kadon very clipped
"Just to be clear, your imminent death is not my fault." Kadon
"2 successes, after a while Ioni, you see... wait, you can't see in the dark, can you." GM
"Nope! I'm in darkness, it's so awesome." Ioni
"5. The dice don't hate me, but they don't love me either." Kadon
"What did you do to your dice roller." Ioni
"I don't know." Kadon
"....releasing them..." GM
"I am going to give you three seconds to decide on a different word other than 'releasing' them." Mnemia
"Okay, GM, now is the time to do the right thing and to bring the kids out." Ioni
"We're not hiding anymore, so lighting up is fine. So Ioni see's a rat and we turn everything off again." Mnemia
"There are rats down here? Rats? Where are the rats? Who said rats?" Ioni
"I guess we could beat her unconscious too...." Mnemia
"Release a little stress while you're at it?" GM
"Yes, please." Zuko
"Hey, no using Ioni for your masturbation tools." Ioni
"Oh no, I take that back to the.. oh that's cuuuuuuuute - Dammit! Stop distracting me!" GM
"That could be Scarlet in her corgie form. She only wears a shirt." GM
"REALLY?!" Ioni
"So Lisa was the one who knew what infernal evil drugs were... Strike one for Lisa." Mnemia
"Yeah, I'm kind of voting to kill that child now." Zuko
"I know when I'm hanging out with all my 7 year old friends like 'hey what do we need to complete our posse? I know, a pregnant comatose lady!'" Zuko
"Okay so, I need something to whoop some child's ass. Nothing that matters." Zuko
"We got to figure out who told your kids about this, and also what the deuce... you're kids are like 6, right?" Zuko
"6 or 7, yeah." Mnemia
"Stop thinking of them as 6 year old's. That's clearly not a realistic expectation setter." Kadon
"We are getting your kids some dolls, and we are teaching them to play again!!" Zuko
"They are just going to animate them." Ioni
"We are going to get them some Twilight Sparkles, some motha' fuckin' Rainbow Dash's and we will correct this behavior!" Zuko
"Stop sending him porn, Kadon." Zuko
"At least he is not sending pictures of me like you do." Ioni
"Who said he's not?" Zuko
"KADON!" Ioni
"I'm not! Totally keeping them for myself. Yes, I'm skeevy, I know, shush." Kadon
"Ioni starts wigging out, climbing on top of Mnemia." Ioni
"Perhaps you should try to be dignified as befits someone of your station." Kadon
"Ioni will look at Kadon, when did you get a stick up the butt?" Ioni
"My guess is around 2,000 years ago." Zuko
"Alright, Mnemia will turn to the other members of the circle and ask, do we think we need ot seperate them and question them alone to make sure their stories match?" Mnemia
"Oh my god, you will be a wonderful parent." Ioni
"Will you just hug your children first!?" Zuko
"The twins are currently sporting a 4. The last time you saw them they were 3" GM on essence levels of Mnemia's kids.
"Let's just fucking quit. The twins will destroy and just win. They are more powerful than us." Zuko
"Who is power leveling your crotch fruit?!" Kadon
"Do you hate that charm yet" Kadon
"Are you humming the fucking Smurfs theme song." Kadon
"I don't know, that just popped in there." GM
"You might want to consider muting the mic when you do that." Mnemia
"It's Ophelia. You actually thought I was that bitch?" GM as Ophelia
"And I will grab her by the like scruff of her shirt, pull her to the side and say, 'what the fuck were you doing telling the kids about this, putting them in this kind of fucking danger? Leading us fucking on this fucking god awful chase to find them? We're going to help them, just as much as we can, what the hell were you thinking? And why did you break the thing that I don't know what the hell it is?!'" Zuko
"Hiding Mnemia's kids from her is never a good idea. Because when the time comes, she's probably the one most qualified to grab Malfeas by his scrotum and rip it out of his face." Zuko
"Why was his scrotum in his face?" Ioni
"Because Malfeas is a dick face!" Zuko
"It looks like rats live here." GM
"Really? Ioni is going to go petrificus." Ioni
"Awesome, get some lights in here." Zuko
"So, Ophelia, what do you know about Anastagio?" Ioni
"Says the girl currently hiding under a blanket." Zuko
I'm hiding underneath a weasel! That doesn't sound as good." Ioni
"What we don't know is all too often threatening to kill us these days." Kadon
"I don't think it's that Kadon so much as what we don't know we have a tendency to find out anyway, so either she can tell us now and spare us this long journey that we are gonna go on and eventually find out, usually cuz someone else broke in and stole it... or... we'll just go through the journey. Kill a whole bunch of people and throw a shit fit afterwards. How's that." Ioni
"Ioni will offer him a muffin." Ioni
"To the rat?" GM
"Well via Shankill, she'll offer a little basket of muffins to him and the city. Not the special muffins the other city got though." Ioni
"Wait, when did that happen." GM
"Since when have you been giving out special muffins?" Kadon
"It's the Ioni I'm a whore muffin." Zuko
"No.. the cookies Ioni gave the other woman when Mnemia grappled a city. They were laced with crack." Ioni
"You...crazy... person." GM
"And then commence the beatings." Zuko
"I'm sorry, did she use a charm that she doesn't know how it works?!" Kadon
"I have another idea, we murder both the girls and Ophelia and be done with it." Zuko
"You're not helping." Kadon
"Have confirmed the urge component does not apply so the rapage of the soul does not happen." Mnemia
"So they have at least Int. 3. Fine, make them smarter than Menmia." Mnemia
"Are you smarter than a 6 year old." Kadon
"Apparently not demonic six year olds." Mnemia
"So what are their stats... Mental, Social, Physical." Mnemia
"Fuck.." GM
"Fucking better not be their top stat." Mnemia
"I want to say their intelligence is their top stat." GM
"Whose kids are they, they aren't coming from Mnemia." Mnemia
"Not only did she mess with your kids and force them to grow up too fast, but now she has turned them from their mother by making them into thinkers instead of fighters." Zuko
"Are her chosen now smarter than Ophelia is." Mnemia
"Sometimes." GM
"Kira comes back with a bag held over one shoulder almost as tall as she is." GM
"Oh go, she killed her mother." Zuko
"She got it from her mom... she isn't plugging it in anywhere.... Is it her mother's dildo?" Ioni
"You're a horrible person Ioni." GM
"She will ask you for examples of where the impersonators were." GM
"Here" Kadon with his data files
"Kadon will hand her an excel sheet." Zuko
"There is a part of me that doesn't want to add another bullet to the 'shit that happened this chapter' to this session." Mnemia
"GM, I gotta ask, when you think of this game do you watch a lot of soap operas?" Ioni
"No?" GM
"Ok." Ioni
"Are you sure?" Zuko
"She said she was upset at us for something we haven't done yet?" Mnemia
"Do you want ot share a tiny boat with Ophelia for 2 days?" Mnemia
"No, I want ot punch her in the face." Zuko
"Fuck it, I vote we set it on fire though, so it can't come back and bite us in the ass." Zuko
"While we are in the underworld, we should do whatever we don't want the loom of fate knowing about." Zuko
"I'm pretty sure the loom of fate knows about your masturbation habits already." Kadon
"Kadon can look at the boat while Mnemia pours the gasoline." Mnemia
"So this is a thought that had occurred to me. If there are any death lords currently in creation in stasis, we now have a great opportunity to wreak their shit. In the underworld." Mnemia
"That would be amusing." Kadon
"Hey, Ophelia, can you remove a connection of a deathlord from his Never Born Master?" Zuko
"...the Never Born to finish his plunge into her inner sanctum... That came out wrong." GM
"If Silver Prince is stuck in the Freeze....ooooooo Mnemia wants to wreck his shit on this side something fierce." Mnemia
"I really fucking want my down time." Mnemia
"I know, I am trying! But you keep coming up with ideas! I can cut more of Creation off. Don't make me do it!" GM
"The opportunity to fuck with a death lords shit - Oh we could do so much good." Mnemia
"GM, the proper response is... Yes, they are all here for the Death Lord Convention!" Kadon
"Goal number one is give the Eclipse his Soul back." Mnemia
"Yes, you can achieve an unexpected attack with the God spear!" Kadon
"Okay, you make it out to sea." GM
"And the boat sinks." Mnemia
"Really quick GM, before we get on the boat, we do a head count to make sure we have every body." Zuko
"As horrible... horrible an idea as it is to do this at times, Mnemia will follow Ioni's advice." Mnemia
"Mnemia will what?!" Zuko
"Follow Ioni's advice.' Mnemia
"Just so I'm clear here, we have to go into the Wyld and kick the shit out of the Beta Unconquered sun... the Conquered Sun.." Zuko
"Could also be the full Darth Vader thing.. You pull [Reapers Mask] off and AHH GAHHH!" GM
"Well that's even better, that's a reason to do it!" Zuko
"If she's going to treat you like there was one time you were mean to her, you might as well be mean to her and get some mileage out of it." Mnemia
"Alternatively, you could steal her pants and when you get a good scissoring on.." Mnemia
"Now Reaper could be some future Mnemia, and Gavin could be some future Zuko... Which means Zuko has to kill himself right now!" Zuko
"You've got hearth stones, don't be a pussy." Kadon
"2 weeks training time. Okay." Mnemia
"Wait, gotta think about something." GM
"No, no training time for you." Mnemia
"Is the Eclipse smarter than Zuko and Mnemia?" Kadon
"Probably not." GM
"Okay, she can be worth talking to when she gets smarter then." Kadon
"She gets along with Ioni pretty good, she's social." GM
"Oh god." Kadon
"Awesome! I get a small child to mold!" Ioni
"WHORE!" Zuko
"She gets a feeling of dread." GM
"You knocked her up with the baby from twilight." Zuko
"Out of curiosity, how long does it take to craft 'what to expect when you're expecting.'" Zuko
"Mnemia and Kadon, you're like, Essence 2 fetus, so you're gonna have Essence 2 morning sickness. So Suck it up!" GM
"Get this frelling spherical of life OUT OF ME!" Zuko
"That's why Autocthon decided not to hang out with you, always harshin' the buzz.." GM
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"Just to be clear, your imminent death is not my fault." Kadon
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