Please can we give her one more year?

"I wouldn't call it much of a fire... just a lighting of a can on fire.." Rahul
"That's a fire." Gleep


"Is your apartment clean?" GM
"Crusty, maybe." Kii

"I offer to give her a copy." Rahul on supergirls sex tape
"A copy!?" GM
"It's a work of art! I don't want it destroyed." Rahul
"Run with it Rahul, I think you're on your way to a pickup line." Kii

"How old is Super Girl, is this staturoty." GM

"And pray tell, if I'm not having sex with you, what I am I doing in this dank little apartment?" GM
"Watching you have sex with yourself?" Gleep

"So what you're saying is this is a porn plot, not a hentai plot." Kii

"So we can have quotes again, can we up Super Girls age by one?" Rahul

"Unless GM says, dear god don't do this. That seems like the best rational response to do." Richie

"We got away with the Rapy monkey lyrics, but this is clearly beyond the pale." Kii

"We'll talk in code, like we'll meet up in that place where we got tacos that one time." Richie
"we never got tacos..." Gleep
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Richie
"How did we get it this far..."Rahul
"You're a session and a half in and you're already asking how did you get this far.." GM

"there's an old busted down theater that I know of.  No one's been there for quite a while." Richie
"Pretty sure you're gay." Kii

"Kii, I appreciate it, but it's taken us four hours to get here.  We need to get on the fuckin' boat." Richie

"Any of you play pipe organ? Learn songs of phantom of the opera!" Kii
"Yeah, and I'm the gay one!" Richie


"Maybe go to Canada.." Kii
"Captain Canuk?" Rahul
"Wolverine."  Kii
"Fuck -"Rahul

"I got it, we take the couch cushion and me unclothed in a Hardon collider..." Rahul

And we're back, with super heros

"Spider man doesn't want wheat bread to go in the toaster, because he thinks it makes his toast wheaty."  GM


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"Dude, Gleep... what the fuuuuck?"  Ken Kii

"What is the porridge to not porridge ratio?" Gleep
"I'm not sure what you mean by porridge."  GM
"How much cellulite does she have." Richie

"Critical fail and she's a guy." Rahul
"Well, she missed it by one." GM


"There is a layer of film left over on the copy machine." GM
"She was moist!" Gleep

"Fish don't give handjobs."  Gleep
"This one does!" Rahul

"Nooo, the pervert is Batman.  He is the ultimate perveyor."  GM

"Are you kidding?  He probably peeks through WHY ARENT YOU POOPING!?" Richie

"You know in the comics, Batman doesn't kill.  That's what makes him a vigilante of justice.  But you know in real life - Accidents happen...?"  GM

"Over in the cubicle, you see two ears and the eyes, and he says "I'm Batman!"" GM

"There is chaos in that corner there..." GM
"How does any crime get stopped!?" Richie

"I was not expecting this..." GM
"NO BODY EXPECTS GLEEP!  How many times have I explained this to you now.  This chick is loco!" Richie

"The same - dewivewy.  I'm not sure how I feel about this accent."  Ken Kii
"You should feel bad about the accent." Richie


"The skills of a ninja are all about filling holes." GM

"I'm just sayin' Supah Guhl coochie so tight, rip de cock off." Ken Kii

"Fucking clit o' steel." Ken Kii

"When was the last time you masturbated.  At Tchotchkies?" Richie
"And did you drink a white russian." Gleep
"WHY GLEEP WHY?!  Why would... y'know what, I don't wanna know." Rahul
"Thick and creamy!  You might want to get your doctor to look at that." Gleep
"Brown guy jizz brown!" Ken Kii

"so you're exiting the car.." GM
"ARE WE IN THE BOAT!" Richie


"Alright Rahul is out of the car, he rubbed one out, let's go!" Richie

"The only reason you're not masturbating right now is that you're afraid to leave DNA evidence behind." GM

"You could be looking at dirt porn." GM
"And this dirt is interacting with this dirt. It's interdirtracial porn." Gleep
"It's dirt on clay porn." GM


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"What is that on top of that guy's car?  A wind? a sail?" Rahul

"Can we use our XP on powers yet?" Rahul
"No, you haven't done anything dumb enough for powers yet." GM