End of the Second City... But we never visited the Second City.

"Everyone at work loved the audio clip." Danzomaru
"Screw you, you bastards." Hachiro

"I thought we were working on 1/4 of creation is going explode." GM
"No, 1/4 of creation is going to be impregnated.  Half is going to blow up." Danzomaru
"Who is doing the impregnation?" GM
"Mnemia" Danzomaru
"It's time to switch the tables on that one." Kazuko
"Immaculate Dawn You Not Me Rape technique." Danzomaru
"Tired of being on the receiving end of that process." Kazuko
"You don't like morning sickness?" GM
"No. Mnemia was not a fan." Kazuko
"But it was great for your figure." GM
"I'm..." Kazuko
"I'm assuming Mnemia is not hourglass shaped.  I'm assuming Mnemia is Amazonian kill your ass shaped." Hachiro
"In my mind, Mnemia has always been built like a brick shit house.  Mnemia might demand Snu Snu." Danzomaru

"Y'know for all the flailing we've done in this campaign, we seem to have done our flailing rather efficiently." Kazuko

"If you don't want to be represented by a giant penis." Kazuko
"Dong - sama." Danzomaru

"Oh yeah, I concur with the fuck statement." Kazuko

"We ready to do this?" Sanbi
"Not sure, you ready?" GM
"No, we need another two hours." Kazuko
"Lets do this." Danzomaru
"Not sure what we're doing, can someone explain?" Hachiro
"Oh goddamn you, Hachiro." GM
"We're all going to die." Danzomaru
"We're attempting to initiate surprise butt sex." Kazuko

"What's your earth ring now?" Sanbi
"Four." Danzomaru
"Same as mine." Sanbi
"Okay fine, lets have you get your ass kicked.  I'll take a swing at Sanbi here." Danzomaru

Ssssssssspank it.

"Yes, but where are you located..... California!" GM
"The proper answer to that is 'The Fourth Circle of Hell.'" Kazuko

"No, it's a plot hole, Hachiro.  It's a giant gaping ass of a plot hole." Kazuko
"It's Goatse-esque of a plot hole.' Sanbi

"It's an honorable quest for a samurai." GM
"Yea, we're in the neighborhood." Hachiro
"Not in particular!  Not a dishonorable quest, but not like its going to be amazing for us to do it.  It's a nice thing to do.  She also murdered a samurai so fuck this bitch." Danzomaru

"Alright, I have to ssssssspank it yet, damn." Hachiro
"Uhhhh-" Sanbi
"What?!" Danzomaru
"Bank. It.  Cuz I only have-" Hachiro
"That is not what you said! Just correct me if I'm wrong.  Anyone else?" Danzomaru
"You are not wrong." Sanbi
"You are not wrong." Kazuko
"God I hope GM has that recording.  I vote... we get that audio clip separated and god that's going to be fun." Danzomaru
"Good to have plans for the evening." Sanbi
"Oh Hachiro, I am sorry.  There are times I feel bad, but then you just make it so easy!" Danzomaru
"What did I miss?" GM
"Hachiro informed us that he didn't have enough XP, so he was going to have to spank it." Danzomaru

".. True.... I'm expecting a massive blood bath to compensate for it." GM
"Well put some pussy ronin in front of us!" Danzomaru
"You could have left out the ronin." Sanbi
"Well, you do have the weasels if you want just that." GM

"AFK while I do laundry" Hachiro
[...]
"Thought you were going to spank it later." Danzomaru
"Maybe he just wants to get a full load in..  Anyway.." GM
"God, GM." Sanbi

"I don't think Kazuko has ever fought a tiger before." Kazuko
"I thought that was traditional monk training.  Go to the mountains, fight a tiger with your bare hands..." Sanbi
"We say that, because it makes us seem more bad ass.  But it's actually a big pit of kittens and we just roll around in it." Kazuko
"Poor kittens." Sanbi

"I'd like to point out the Monk kicked it with his foot, I actually have a tool." Hachiro
"Do you have tool envy?" Kazuko
"Lets just say mine's bigger." Hachiro
"Considering my character, god I hope so." Kazuko

"God dude, how do you fuckin' attack... Fuck you Kazuko." Danzomaru looking at the rolls

Rakshasasasasasaaaaaaaa - query the quarry

"Jumanji?" Danzomaru
"Sumajii" GM
"When we get there, there's going to be a board game." Hachiro
"He does have a pair of dice if you'd like to roll them." GM
"uhhhh." Sanbi

"So they are basically bad news, not just from our Xenophobic view points?" Hachiro
"Fuckin'.... he killed like seven Samurai.  That's pretty objectively bad." Danzomaru
"I'm just making sure that they are all like that, not just this one guy." Hachiro
"You need to learn how racism works, dude." Danzomaru

"44!" Danzomaru
"So the Crab can read everything." GM
"Hold up, I'm the only one who has calligraphy?" Danzomaru

"The writer is female." GM
"So there's hearts in the kanji?" Danzomaru
"Yes." GM

"Question GM." Danzomaru
"Yeah..." GM
"Is this the kind of thing that you're probably going to have to commit seppuku over?" Danzomaru
"So, Hachiro killed another one." GM
"C'MON!" Hachiro
"It's quite possible that Hachiro has the highest kill count." Sanbi

"Getting as much information out of her about our query is best." Hachiro
"Okay, Hachiro... Quarry..... Quarry." Danzomaru
"Isn't quarry where you get rocks?" Hachiro
"Yes, its the same thing as form what you are chasing.  Query is a question. Or a really homosexual e." Danzomaru