We found someone who speaks Ioni!

"What happens to you when we find Mnemia prime." Zuko
"HAI KITTY!" Ioni
"I don't know." Mnemia



"Whose our limo driver?" Zuko
"Hefe." Ioni
"Shankill?" Zuko
"Shankill can't drive.  He's just leaning out of the window with a little dapper hat on his head."  Ioni


"You probably don't know what Mac 10s are."  GM
"We learned!  We probably shot them at eachother and went 'Oh, this is so adorable.'" Zuko


"I have a hardness of 11." Zuko
"That's pretty hard." GM
"That's what she said." Ioni
"...." GM
"GM say it... dig yourself into a hole." Ioni
"Thats what he was doing last night!" Zuko


"Normally, your other party member is 43!!!" GM http://i.imgur.com/BJdcf1E.gif


"Is he a creature of darkness?" Zuko
"He and his buddies are." GM
"Hehe! Cute." Zuko


"Is the glee of splitting open heads that attractive right now?" GM
"Yes." Zuko


"Okay, then I may have clothing..  I hate shopping fuck you." Ioni
"I take it the player is holding back the character on this one?" GM
"I Hate... Shopping." Ioni
"Yeah, dude, don't go shopping with Bess.  She has about 10 minutes before she gets punchy.  I am not even fucking joking."  Zuko
"So whatever's on teh first rack in Walmart." Mnemia
"Yes, its a camo dress.  nice bust.  Short waist.  With a john deer hat."  Zuko


"Easy but not diseased riddled is what she's going for." Zuko


"Oh shit, I had three more dice in there." Ioni
"Which you totally need." GM
"Yes, yes I totally do... which gives me 14 successes." Ioni


"I am drinking a cocktail at the bar.  And if I have to kill someone with a cordial glass... I'll do it." Zuko


"I'm her pseudo gay friend that helps her with fashion sense." Zuko


"It's not beneficial to him right now because if he keeps wearing it, I'm going to kill him or Zuko is going ot kill him." ioni
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"When you said bow I thought you were wearing something in your hair."  GM
"No, it goes across her chest and says 'To Men, From God.'" Zuko


"I will be vague and annoying in the only way that I Ioni can be vague and annoying." Ioni
"Oh god yes." Zuko


"Oh gosh, we found someone who speaks Ioni." GM
"We found Ioni's spirit animal!" Zuko


"When Zuko wakes up, he'll lean over and say 'In case you were wondering, they're real, and they're fantastic'" Zuko


"I'll look at the lady and ask, 'does he understand age?'" Ioni
"Did you say Age or Aids." GM
"What kind of crazy tangent can this go down if that is a reasonable question." Kadon


"...fuckin..... fuckin....." Kadon's usual descriptor


"Tell him I'll text him dimensions." Kadon


"I think we can resolve this to all of our satisfactions... Uh, Zuko?" Kadon
"Yes?" Zuko
"Would you be a good man and collect our things on the way out?" Kadon
"Oh, sure!" Zuko
"Thank you very much." Kadon
"He'll go over to some of the older people and just be like, lovely party, and he'll lean forward and shake their hands, standing on his right foot and with his left foot kind of steal one of sarcophagae with his left foot and toss it to Mnemia and just go through and take the other three." Zuko
"hup hup hup," Kadon


"I'm having an old school teenage mutant ninja turtles here, just replace pizza boxes with sarcophagae." Kadon



"I don't know what kind of shitty day you've had, and frankly I don't care.  I'm okay with not starting shit if you're okay with not starting shit... And he'll look at the two sarcophagae in his arms, and say; by the way, this is easy for me." Zuko


"This was like your perfect chance to let us get all our murder jollies out in a world that didn't matter."  Zuko
"We are interdimensional muder hillbillies" Kadon
"Exactly. This was your chance to just let us Nuke Chicago and just be like that was good times.  And then go back to Creation and just not have to kill everything.  But you're all like no, Ebon Dragons here.  Which frankly, let's fight the Ebon Dragon.  If the Ebon Dragon will show up in physical form, I will take him.  You wanna know why?  Because I can kill him."  Zuko


"Believe it or not, we mostly only murder people when they really like try to murder us first." Kadon


"You guys talk a lot of murder, you don't do a lot of it." GM


"If it makes you feel any better, GM, I considered only killing him at least twice.  The only reason I didn't is because Ioni got there first." Mnemia

"Alright, lets turn around and kill half the Vampires at Elysium."  Zuko
"Eh, 75%." Ioni
"I all but killed him when you said he was Tremere. Like Primogen or not.. whatever." Mnemia


"I put him in front of Mnemia to see if she would kill him." GM
"Like a reflex.  I don't know why I killed him, it just felt good." Mnemia


"High Level Ravnos... what do you do... I make reality." Zuko


"If you want us to do something, make that the most effecient thing." Zuko