"She's just not mega attractive, you just want to hump it" Zuko on Unearthly Beauty
"I will never look at snakes as anything other than penis'" Kadon
"Sydney had a little Zuko
Little Zuko
Little Zuko...
Sydney had a little Zuko that followed her to school one day.
It followed her to school one day
school one day
school one day
Which was against the Rules." Zuko singing to Mary had a little lamb.
"hold on, there is a strange noise here." GM
"Its probably just the cat" Ioni
"Yes, I don't think he realizes all the strange noises cats make." Zuko
"She will also inquire as to how you change the big giant bulb in the sky and where you keep the extras" GM
"In my boat!" Zuko
"So, what martial arts notes does she have?" Zuko
"Well, its a new alchemical that will..." GM
"BORING!" Zuko
"Shut up! - Whose side are you on?" Zuko
"I'm on the side that I still do more damage than you." Mnemia
"Shut up!" Zuko
"I start trying to disable the ice machine" Ioni
"Oh I will end you, bitch" Zuko
"Its not incest when you're not really brother and sister, as gods... and ... propagation.... and... yeah...." Ioni
"What is this an anime? Any thin excuse will do? She's uh... his... uhm.... step sister?" Kadon
"What happens if you touch her? what if that spreads her herpes?" Ioni
"Technically she's been looking for" GM
"your penis" Zuko
"Take an XP for that Evan" GM
"Wait, why is Bess laughing? I'm like, what did I say?" GM
"Fucking Kadon is an ordeal!" Mnemia
"Except Kadon would have a pet name for his dick. "Mighty Sextant" or "Orgasmic Abacus"" Zuko
"The Might Sextant is the form weapon for Orgasmic Abacus Style, and attacks with it count as Unprotected for all purposes. Charms include: Protracted Climax Technique, Equipement Measuring Method, Orgasmic Abacus Form, Economic Stimulous Prana and Climax ++. Thousand-fold Tiny Warrior Ejaculation, Barrier Shattering Penetration, All-Ecumpasing Shower of Life, Fluid Dynamics Prana." Kadon
"Tantric Methodology Technique" Zuko
"Length Increasing Exercise" Kadon
"Girth Increasing Exercise is better" Zuko
"OMFG the porn bots are going to be camping my blog!" Ioni
"Ow...." GM
"And Galby - Ow IS what SHE said" Ioni
"Insatiable Bridegrooms Spirit" Zuko
"Unconquere Demigod Fornication, Bad-Touch Technique, Throbbing elements Prana, Divided Fundament Approach, Calculated Blow Technique Member Multiplying Method." Kadon
"Too-Old Pedobear Declaration" Zuko
"Did we use the afterbirth in Kadons armor?" Kadon
".....EWWWWWWWW" Ioni
And yet more craziness :
Kadon: Need Anihilating Master's Satisfaction, Pelvis Splitting Stroke, Light Speed Reciprication Strike, Overwhelming Master-Stroke Technique
Zuko: Roffalin Pacification Prana
Mnemia: I see nothing involving alligators and rape. Come on Dash
Zuko: Genital Empowerment Focus, Bedspring Annihilating Symphony
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