Saturday, March 26, 2011

Isle of Women.......

"So I have something in my hand right now that should be in your game." GM
"Not your penis." Zuko

"There is a lot that I have not watched" GM
"Like vaginas?" Zuko

"I think we called it, People Not To Put Your Penis In. A Guide against syphillus and ghonorhea" Kadon

"WALLS!!!!" Kadon
"WALLS I CAN SEE THROUGH!" Zuko

"We just throw apples at Mnemia and collect the slices" Zuko

"you get a raised eyebrow of 'the men are talking again' look" GM
"Well at least Zuko looks like a girl" Kadon


"Zuko says this while he has Kadon's underwear in his hand" Mnemia
"Actually they are back on Kadon's head now" Zuko

"They are looking at you in astonishment, especially with such a large unweildy weapon." GM
"Oh no, I'm not sleeping with her" Zuko

"Okay, this is why Zuko does to show them why Mnemia keeps him around. He drops his pants" Mnemia
"No.... no. As the ONLY one here who is married, I am not going to show my junk. Not unless I bust out a few martial arts moves and jpaff them all." Zuko

"What the hell is a flux capacitor and why does it go in the cake?" Zuko
"Not in the cake, ON the cake" Kadon
"What he is really trying to do is make a cake that is done before you make it!" Zuko

"So she is stalking him.." Kadon
"Nothing can go wrong!" Zuko

"I got an 8 foot spear and that boy ain't 8 foot tall" Mnemia

"I'll pull up a chair and sit next to him" Kadon
"Technically you have a dirt floor." GM
"Pull up an Ioni..." Zuko
"F you!" Ioni

"The god of undertow in churoskuro is Cameltoe" Kadon

"Attention Locals! This giant robot has come for your children!" GM
"Michael Jackson?" Kadon

"Water Dragon! Wet Falcor" Zuko

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