"What are you doing with the regenerating body?" GM
"Put it on the Cannibal ship. A constant source of food.... a Sustainable food source!" Ioni
"No. I am going to write a note on the body to call it Menchi" Kadon
"I'm going to reformat the cannibals." Kadon
"Into pepperoni pizza?" Ioni
"Are you going to eat the cannibals?" Mnemia
"No, I was going to feed it to Zuko." Ioni
"But he doesn't eat meat" ____?
"Okay, mushroom pizza" Ioni
"Does that violate his flaw?" Mnemia?
"...The sexual USB converter. I'm not sure what to call it" Ioni
"The Universal Serial Booty-call" Kadon
"You can hold the tiara if you put on a pink frilly dress and have tea with the teddy bears" Ioni
"Whose side are you on?" Mnemia
"I'm sorry, I spent the last 24 hours around Zuko. He rubbed off on me." Ioni
"I do not want to hear about Zuko rubbing one off on you." Kadon
"That sounds like something Mnemia wants to do. Cop a feel of Mars' ass." Mnemia
"Does anyone else think its wrong that we're impregnating a comatose girl?" Mnemia
"I'm getting flashbacks to Kill Bill" Ioni
"Well lets practice. Are you a god?" Kadon
"Yes" Ioni
"Good answer" Kadon
"Wait wait wait... GM did you just tell us that the Galactic Prophilactic will allow us to do fly by shit bombings... Oh you should not have done that" Zuko
"Let me see, you had the bare bones of existence and you made pizza." Zuko
"Yes, and a new solar system. And some money." Kadon
"Yar mateys, t'was a good day of hunting the mammoth beast! Let us go to the Pink Mammoth to celebrate!" Zuko
"they drift into you [Ioni]" GM
"Wow, you really are a whore." Zuko
"I charge them for parking." Ioni
"He introduces himself as Cap't Cutler.. and this is.." GM
"Oprah!" Zuko
"Well, I was going to say Miss Black, but that seems racist now." GM
....
"I was partial to Miss Oginy, myself" Zuko
"How did you come to get onto our ship?" GM as an NPC
"Generally when you go from point A to point B. Point B can be on a ship." Ioni in character.
*Silent*
"What?" Kadon voicing for the group.
"Generally at this point in an Anime, I would rewind to try and decipher the subtitles to figure out what the hell it means" Kadon
"I come with subtitles?" Ioni
"YOU SHOULD!" the group.
"This is a perfect dodge charm! Learn it! Love it! Master it." Kadon
"I forgot where we were..." GM
"Lollipop... how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center?" Ioni
"Ahh yes, dragon blooded.... and interns." GM
"Captain Firewater." GM
"Really? there are so many jokes with that." Ioni
"Well Fire and water aspect..." GM
"Firewater is also alcohol and Ioni would love to drink that down right now" Ioni
"such a whore..." Zuko
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