Isle of Women.......

"So I have something in my hand right now that should be in your game." GM

"Not your penis." Zuko

"There is a lot that I have not watched" GM

"Like vaginas?" Zuko

"I think we called it, People Not To Put Your Penis In. A Guide against syphillus and ghonorhea" Kadon

"WALLS!!!!" Kadon

"WALLS I CAN SEE THROUGH!" Zuko

"We just throw apples at Mnemia and collect the slices" Zuko

"you get a raised eyebrow of 'the men are talking again' look" GM

"Well at least Zuko looks like a girl" Kadon

"Zuko says this while he has Kadon's underwear in his hand" Mnemia

"Actually they are back on Kadon's head now" Zuko

"They are looking at you in astonishment, especially with such a large unweildy weapon." GM

"Oh no, I'm not sleeping with her" Zuko

"Okay, this is why Zuko does to show them why Mnemia keeps him around. He drops his pants" Mnemia

"No.... no. As the ONLY one here who is married, I am not going to show my junk. Not unless I bust out a few martial arts moves and jpaff them all." Zuko

"What the hell is a flux capacitor and why does it go in the cake?" Zuko

"Not in the cake, ON the cake" Kadon

"What he is really trying to do is make a cake that is done before you make it!" Zuko

"So she is stalking him.." Kadon

"Nothing can go wrong!" Zuko

"I got an 8 foot spear and that boy ain't 8 foot tall" Mnemia

"I'll pull up a chair and sit next to him" Kadon

"Technically you have a dirt floor." GM

"Pull up an Ioni..." Zuko

"F you!" Ioni

"The god of undertow in churoskuro is Cameltoe" Kadon

"Attention Locals! This giant robot has come for your children!" GM

"Michael Jackson?" Kadon

"Water Dragon! Wet Falcor" Zuko

Girl Power!

"Hey GM! What's the roll to make a woman switch teams?" Zuko

"She's just not mega attractive, you just want to hump it" Zuko on Unearthly Beauty

"I will never look at snakes as anything other than penis'" Kadon

"Sydney had a little Zuko

Little Zuko

Little Zuko...

Sydney had a little Zuko that followed her to school one day.

It followed her to school one day

school one day

school one day

Which was against the Rules." Zuko singing to Mary had a little lamb.

"hold on, there is a strange noise here." GM

"Its probably just the cat" Ioni

"Yes, I don't think he realizes all the strange noises cats make." Zuko

"She will also inquire as to how you change the big giant bulb in the sky and where you keep the extras" GM

"In my boat!" Zuko

"So, what martial arts notes does she have?" Zuko

"Well, its a new alchemical that will..." GM

"BORING!" Zuko

"Shut up! - Whose side are you on?" Zuko

"I'm on the side that I still do more damage than you." Mnemia

"Shut up!" Zuko

"I start trying to disable the ice machine" Ioni

"Oh I will end you, bitch" Zuko

"Its not incest when you're not really brother and sister, as gods... and ... propagation.... and... yeah...." Ioni

"What is this an anime? Any thin excuse will do? She's uh... his... uhm.... step sister?" Kadon

"What happens if you touch her? what if that spreads her herpes?" Ioni

"Technically she's been looking for" GM

"your penis" Zuko

"Take an XP for that Evan" GM

"Wait, why is Bess laughing? I'm like, what did I say?" GM

"Fucking Kadon is an ordeal!" Mnemia

"Except Kadon would have a pet name for his dick. "Mighty Sextant" or "Orgasmic Abacus"" Zuko

"The Might Sextant is the form weapon for Orgasmic Abacus Style, and attacks with it count as Unprotected for all purposes. Charms include: Protracted Climax Technique, Equipement Measuring Method, Orgasmic Abacus Form, Economic Stimulous Prana and Climax ++. Thousand-fold Tiny Warrior Ejaculation, Barrier Shattering Penetration, All-Ecumpasing Shower of Life, Fluid Dynamics Prana." Kadon

"Tantric Methodology Technique" Zuko

"Length Increasing Exercise" Kadon

"Girth Increasing Exercise is better" Zuko

"OMFG the porn bots are going to be camping my blog!" Ioni

"Ow...." GM

"And Galby - Ow IS what SHE said" Ioni

"Insatiable Bridegrooms Spirit" Zuko

"Unconquere Demigod Fornication, Bad-Touch Technique, Throbbing elements Prana, Divided Fundament Approach, Calculated Blow Technique Member Multiplying Method." Kadon

"Too-Old Pedobear Declaration" Zuko

"Did we use the afterbirth in Kadons armor?" Kadon

".....EWWWWWWWW" Ioni

And yet more craziness :

Kadon: Need Anihilating Master's Satisfaction, Pelvis Splitting Stroke, Light Speed Reciprication Strike, Overwhelming Master-Stroke Technique

Zuko: Roffalin Pacification Prana

Mnemia: I see nothing involving alligators and rape. Come on Dash

Zuko: Genital Empowerment Focus, Bedspring Annihilating Symphony