No bureaucracy? No problem!

"We don't have bureaucracy" Kadon

"No, I do the Clerk and get in" Ioni

"that is the sound of my fork on my plate" Kadon

"What were you forking?" Zuko

"Magic Missile! Magic goes in, blood comes out!" GM

"For some reason that word refuses to leap off my tongue" GM

"Galby does have problems getting prophylactic off his tongue" Zuko

"Fuck you, sir" GM

"All you have to do is fuck Zis. Hell, Kadon tripped and fucked her. " Zuko

"time travel may have been involved" Kadon

"General tentacle count?" Kadon

"5-6 tentacles worth" GM

"Boy that looks like a lot of work. *sip*" Zuko on the Envy.

"For the record, this demon now sounds like Dobby in my mind" Zuko

"Mistress must not go to HOGWARTS!" Kaodn

"Can you imagine how Tom Riddle would have been different?" Kadon on the subject of Tom Riddle getting laid in school.

"So what makes you think you don't need to go through our trial?" GM

"Because we are better than the rest" Kadon

"I VOTE NO!" Zuko on going to Malfius.

"Make that mic your bitch." Ioni after someones mic kept being harassed.

"Hypnotic Tongue Technique. I think that works on animals." Kadon

"I am not hypnotic tongueing a demon puppy!" Ioni

"I'll peek around the door..." Ioni then gets Kadon telling her exactly how to cause a guy to stop thinking and start obeying the downstairs brain.

"Okay, I have an all pro understanding of what would work on me" Kadon

"Remind me what your essence sight range is?" GM

"Yes. [maniacal cackling] It does not have a range, it just gives me essence sight on all I see" Kadon

"Drink my beer! Cuz it will get you drunk!" Zuko

"You got a boat of people looking at you, and Zis just screams 'CROWD SURF!' then jumps into them." GM

Cannibal Boat

"To put it another way, the actual size of my penis is bigger than it looks. " Kadon

"What are you doing with the regenerating body?" GM

"Put it on the Cannibal ship. A constant source of food.... a Sustainable food source!" Ioni

"No. I am going to write a note on the body to call it Menchi" Kadon

"I'm going to reformat the cannibals." Kadon

"Into pepperoni pizza?" Ioni

"Are you going to eat the cannibals?" Mnemia

"No, I was going to feed it to Zuko." Ioni

"But he doesn't eat meat" ____?

"Okay, mushroom pizza" Ioni

"Does that violate his flaw?" Mnemia?

"...The sexual USB converter. I'm not sure what to call it" Ioni

"The Universal Serial Booty-call" Kadon

"You can hold the tiara if you put on a pink frilly dress and have tea with the teddy bears" Ioni

"Whose side are you on?" Mnemia

"I'm sorry, I spent the last 24 hours around Zuko. He rubbed off on me." Ioni

"I do not want to hear about Zuko rubbing one off on you." Kadon

"That sounds like something Mnemia wants to do. Cop a feel of Mars' ass." Mnemia

"Does anyone else think its wrong that we're impregnating a comatose girl?" Mnemia

"I'm getting flashbacks to Kill Bill" Ioni

"Well lets practice. Are you a god?" Kadon

"Yes" Ioni

"Good answer" Kadon

"Wait wait wait... GM did you just tell us that the Galactic Prophilactic will allow us to do fly by shit bombings... Oh you should not have done that" Zuko

"Let me see, you had the bare bones of existence and you made pizza." Zuko

"Yes, and a new solar system. And some money." Kadon

"Yar mateys, t'was a good day of hunting the mammoth beast! Let us go to the Pink Mammoth to celebrate!" Zuko

"they drift into you [Ioni]" GM

"Wow, you really are a whore." Zuko

"I charge them for parking." Ioni

"He introduces himself as Cap't Cutler.. and this is.." GM

"Oprah!" Zuko

"Well, I was going to say Miss Black, but that seems racist now." GM

....

"I was partial to Miss Oginy, myself" Zuko

"How did you come to get onto our ship?" GM as an NPC

"Generally when you go from point A to point B. Point B can be on a ship." Ioni in character.

*Silent*

"What?" Kadon voicing for the group.

"Generally at this point in an Anime, I would rewind to try and decipher the subtitles to figure out what the hell it means" Kadon

"I come with subtitles?" Ioni

"YOU SHOULD!" the group.

"This is a perfect dodge charm! Learn it! Love it! Master it." Kadon

"I forgot where we were..." GM

"Lollipop... how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center?" Ioni

"Ahh yes, dragon blooded.... and interns." GM

"Captain Firewater." GM

"Really? there are so many jokes with that." Ioni

"Well Fire and water aspect..." GM

"Firewater is also alcohol and Ioni would love to drink that down right now" Ioni

"such a whore..." Zuko

Late post....

"You are just in love with that giant phallic thing" GM

"Set your fists to stun" Kadon

"Kadon, you better be making a pina colada! A Bahama Mama?" Zuko

"No, he's making an appletini!" Ioni

"Pinky's out!" Zuko

"We are in the Wylde, stop taking drugs!" Kadon

"Get to the child, come with me if you want to live." Someone in a bad Schwarzeneggar Pedo-bear voice

"She is in the kind of combat she can't feign death from. Social Combat!" Ioni

"Yeah, that's what she's doing... riiiight" Kadon

"Put on a hawaiian shirt and a lay and do the hula!" Ioni

"Three different rooms.... A, B, C and D" GM

""Perception and Awareness! You are down an Ioni again!" GM

"AGAIN?" Kadon and Zuko

"This guy is an inch and half long. He's cute" Kadon

"Put your pants back on" Zuko

"We can use the web without the iphone!" Ioni

"This is to bring a maiden back to life" GM

"Like bring a full maiden back, or a partial" Ioni

"Is it a hymen repair kit?!" Zuko

"There are definitions of fixed where fixed means stolen." Kadon