"Sora is good at looking pretty and giving a hand job... I am looking at your stats dude: appearance, dex... enough said." Alcyone
"So, your goal is to make Sora cry?" Sora
"In pleasure?" Kai
"Duh!" Ariko
"That does solve all of our problems." Alcyone
"As long as they think they can get in between the two pieces of fire, that's all that matters." Alcyone
"Anything worth doing is.." Ariko
"Worth doing flashing your panties." Alcyone
"Well shit. We can't even lez him awake. What good are we?" Kai
"If two people give him CPR does that mean Kai and Sora have had an indirect kiss?" Alcyone
"Kai made out with Sora!" Ariko singing about the characters players.
"You are gonna punch him in the junk with an elemental lightning bolt?" Alcyone
"I am not supposed to be seeing penises!" Ariko
"Hey, you will not badmouth my Bella!" Ariko
"Even if she is named after a twilight character." GM
"GAH! Gonna kill him! Don't know how!" Kai
"You're a ninja and you don't know how? What kind of ninja training is that?!" Alcyone
"You know GM..." Ariko
"You can get really pervy" Kai
"You're my buddy and all, but you can make anything sound really perverted." Ariko
"Magical Malfunction Mishap." Sora
"Yeah, you're a magical malfunction mishap!" Kai
"Oh wait! Your mom was a magical malfunction mishap!" Ariko
"Hey, he should be hitting on Sora because he has the rank 5 appearance." Kai
"Yeah, he went to third base with Kai already." Alcyone
"As much as its horrible for me to say this about an 11 year old, your spank bank has been filled." GM
"And you're gonna go to hell." Ariko
"Blanket on top of him - no no, I mean I put a blanket on top of him, I don't lay on top of him like a blanket." Kai
"Thanks for the clarification Kai." GM
"Who is watching Kai while she's alone with him?" Ariko
"Sora will blink, huh?" Sora
"Alcyone, I'm choosing the next one we adopt!" Ariko
"Alcyone this is the very first time you've seen a war-strider made of lead, which is a really strange thing to make a war-strider of." GM
"I guess GM's favorite drink involves killing a hooker." Ariko
"Wait, you're solving problems with sharp pointy things?" Alcyone
"This is what the GM has had to do to get a date to the dance for Kai. Have a man come out of the sky in a flaming war-strider." Alcyone
"She found something sharp and point, and that is far more interesting to her than the half naked guy." Alcyone
"Well.... that helps..." Kai
"She's alone with a dude for five minutes and she has created shivs." Alcyone about Kai
"I am pretty sure that's a felony." Sora
"It's only a felony if he doesn't like it." Kai
"Pretty sure that's not how a felony works. Note to self, do not let Kai be lawyer." Ariko
"Fuckin' Brat!" Alcyone
"There is no laundry being don. Cleaning destroys resale value." Alcyone regarding Sora's room mate filching her panties for the school's black market.
"Since when can you eat pizza with chopsticks" Ariko
"Badumcha." GM
"We don't need power, we just need sexual tension!" Ariko
"At what time think we go... Gah! String words together for me in sentences!" Kai
"Oh yes, I will." GM in a pervy tone
"BAD PERVERT!" Kai
"Wait, did Kai just say 'bad pervert'?" Alcyone
"You're fired Kai. You can't write initials, you can't remember the alphabet, just.... no!" Ariko to Kai after abbreviating Long Dong Johnson as LDL.
"If anyone can prevent this from devolving into mass melee, its you!" GM to Alcyone
"I think your cat is having visions about the future." Sora
"Yeah, actually that's the other cat spazzing out." Alcyone
"He tries to release some pressure he can't find it and reaches out for the closest one and goes to town." Alcyone about Sora reaching out for the nearest penis.
"You are more dressed now than when you went to bed, but you feel more exposed." Alcyone to Sora
"Dibs on the one not getting tree raped!" Ariko
"Dibs on that too." Sora
"I believe the wood aspect would be perfect for that" Ariko
"Fuck that! .... wait, NOT FUCK THAT!" Sora
"And he doesn't notice because your breasts are too small." Ariko
"It's the first thing Kai does; is make a handful of shivs." Alcyone
"Sora, stop jerking off your mic." Ariko
"It's not me!" Sora
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