"Do Kenku even have penises?" GM
"I thought we discussed that last time and yes they do." Tijo
"What?" GM
Velika starts googling. "So Kenku do have cloaca, because they lay eggs. Lets go to the message boards to see what that has to say."
"Oh now that's what you pick up on?" GM
"I don't think 4chan is going to be the best source for this." Lenore
"Well its not 4chan its a different place." Velika
"He likes the big titted blonde" GM
"So that's neither of us" Velika
"Well, you're not a 10. More of a 6 or 7." GM
"Well that bitch isn't gonna have a penis anymore." Velika
"Lenore stays by her side as part of a package." Lenore
"heh, nice package." Velika
"Why would I need to present these other ladies?" GM
"FOR THE FUCKENING" Roc
"Small.exe activate!" Tijo
"I'll ask about a drink but I can't remember the date of it." Roc
"And your numbers are broke so they are all horse clip clops." Tijo
"You sneak into the room, gimme another stealth check." GM
"Is your perception high enough to notice the micro penis!?" Tijo
"REALLY?! Now we have to kill him." Velika
"Yeah, thats it. That guy is dying today." Tijo
"looking around, you see a large jar of gold face cream." GM
"now THAT's where the acid is going." Lenore
"Just going to crack open the door so I can hear when he comes.." Lenore
"heh... heh." Velika
"WHEN HE WALKS BY!" Lenore
"What the hell is going on?" GM
"Fun times, lady! Fun times!" Velika
"The Roc will pick up a sausage and poke her with it. Does it stick?" Roc
"... Where does the Roc stick the sausage." GM
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