Saturday, April 30, 2011

Scotty Doesn't Know

"you wake up with a chip that says Four Weeks Sober" - Zuko
"Four weeks without cheating" Kadon
"Four week Celebacy chip" Ioni
"I wouldn't go that far" Kadon
"Four weeks without Herpes!" Zuko


"You could throw the war strider at things" Zuko
"Oh the small little things" Kadon
"I'm a little ashamed that I didn't think of that first" Mnemia
"I know physics takes a back seat in this game, but.... " GM


"This creation will have hookers and blackjack. Forget the blackjack..... and creation" Zuko


Upon finding the name of a ship is The Drunken Whore - "Ioni, your brothers know you so well" Kadon


"I want to tar and feather someone" Ioni
"God you have strange hobbies" Kadon


"Them boys is misticated!" Kadon


"Scotty will not like you" GM
"Scotty doesn't know" Ioni
"Excuse me, did you just say Scotty doesn't know?" Kadon
"yes" Ioni
"I fully endorse this, even though that song will be stuck in my head for days" Kadon


"When we take over this ship I want to name it Galactic Prophilactic" Zuko


"Kadon, I found smarty smart bits." Zuko
"You couldn't find your smarty smart bits with both hands and a flashlight." Kadon
"Yeah, but your mom could!" Zuko


"YOU ARE THE WORST PARTY FACE EVER!" Zuko to Ioni after her demeaning rant to the villain.


Upon a villain sending a messenger to indoctrinate them.
"I call dibs on castration them.... wait, wrong verb tense... castrating." Ioni
"I second Zuko here, WORST PARTY FACE EVER!" Kadon


"Why don't we have Ioni ask nicely?" Zuko
"That is not your cue to sleep with them." Kadon

"10 dice, double botch, but luckily, six successes" Zuko


"I'd like to fuck your buckets" Zuko to Kadon


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