How to start a fight... drop your pants.

The New Super Mario WiiU Review:
"The Box God can giveth, and tap under you so you don't die.  But the Box God can taketh away and put a box right in front of you so you can fall down and die.  'I am ever your servant Box God, please look after and take care of me.'" Zuko


"I picked up my mic and I got electrocuted... or electorcvibed or zapped..." Kadon
"Why would you do that to yourself?" Zuko
"I... fuck you." Kadon

"Did you successfully bust pants from gorging?"  Zuko
"I exercised moderation.  I know it's weird and wrong.. but." Kadon
"That's un-american!" Zuko
"I recognize this."  Kadon
"Communist."  Zuko

"Kadon has been to Cafe Mox while he was here.  Even if he did have to throw away his dental dams unnecessarily." Zuko
"I'm gonna choose not to comment." GM

"Any utterance of the Exalts name becomes obvious to his senses as does the identity of the individual - Omniscient Ears Approach" Mnemia
"Wow, this is a Death Lords Ability." GM
"Oh I'm gonna mess with Mnemia once I learn about this.  Gonna pay every one of Ioni's whores to shout her name during sex.  Mnemia's just sitting there, eating a sandwich all of the sudden, what the fuck? Oh...  God dammit."  Zuko
"Go find the particularly kinky ones.  It's like 'I was eating here, I didn't need.... ahhh!'" GM
"That more be like with the dudes.." Zuko

"Kadon is beside himself giggling." Ioni
"That's not me." Kadon
"Is She who will kick all of us to smithereens sitting next to you?" Zuko
"That's She who will kick all of us to smithereens."  Mnemia
"I didn't know I sounded like Kadon!" She who will kick all of us to smithereens
"I'm sorry!  I didn't think you were there, so I just automatically assumed it was Kadon cuz the other 3 guys weren't giggling." Ioni
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Kadon
"Horrbly funny.  You couldn't have sounded more like and angry bitch if you tried!" Zuko
"We are the very best group of friends aren't we." GM
"Oh She who will kick all of us to smithereens misses us very much." Zuko
"I actually thought it was a very giddy Mnemia." GM

"The end of Evangelion laughing." Mnemia
"Yes, you're very funny.  ha. ha. ha." Kadon
"So much anger.... Residual anger!" Ioni

"... I go to my happy place, which is Zuko's old apartment." GM
"Why is Zukos old apartment your happy place?" Ioni
"To be fair, I soiled most of GM's place." Zuko
"You soiled most of his apartment....." Ioni
"I had to mark my territory over there." Zuko

"These three hyenas were going to spread herpes across the walls of my condo." Zuko
"No no no... not herpes... Just semen." Zuko
"I seem to specifically recall naming herpes by name." GM
"Kadon might have said herpes, but that is Kadon's problem." Zuko

"I'm also considering, how would you pick one out of a crowd.  Cuz it's not like you fuckers aren't famous in Nexus right now." GM
"Well maybe he can just kind of tune that portion out and just direct it to all of the screaming women who are currently being plowed by strange dicks." Ioni
"Now that wen in an interesting and frightening direction." GM
"Which part of it was interesting and which part of it was frightening?" Zuko
"Pretty much all of it frightening.  Interesting in the statement of Oh Wow, it went that way, I didn't expect it to go that way.  Why did it go that way?" GM
"Alright fine, all of the men screaming as they are being penetrated by strange dicks... are you happy?" Ioni
"Uhhh...kaaaay..." GM

"I can chill in Nexus.  I don't really feel like watching over their shoulders while they are smart." Zuko

"As I recall that you had gone back to Nexus with Scarlet to work on stuff, that Ioni had jumped back and forth between Nexus and Chiaruscuro to check her whore houses, Mnemia was being a Mom for a change, and Kadon was touching things he probably shouldn't be touching."  GM

"First things first, we gotta go drinking.  Can't be a good parent unless you're an alcoholic." Zuko

"It's worth extra credit.  And not the other kind of extra credit where you have to spend and evening at the Deans house."  Zuko
"The food is always good." Kadon
"Yeah, if its food." Ioni
"Chow.... down..." Kadon
"Euuuhhhh that was creepy." GM

"Some people are in to tentacles." Ioni
"Usually the other way around." GM

"You are forced to sit and wait for some time." GM
"No no no.. We choose to wait patiently." Kadon
"We do?" Zuko
"If we don't wait patiently, we choose to go in there and deal with it now." Mnemia

"The NPC is going to come up with a loophole cuz he knows he can't say no to us, so he doesn't get into trouble." Zuko

"I'll hand him a business card and a cookie." Ioni
"A business card?" GM
"It says 'move along'." Ioni
"I thought it would say 2 for 1." Zuko
"That's what I was expecting.  Not the Kit Kat from Hudson Hawk cards." GM

"I make it to the door and we discover it has wings?  The silence better not be yes." Ioni
"You should really refrain from giving him ideas." Kadon
"I don't need yo' charity!  I got plenty of books with ideas right here." GM
"Don't need your charity.  I just need the charity from other authors." Zuko
"I'm not sure where to begin on how sad that whole line of thinking is." Kadon
"Given how it affects how much XP we get, I vote you don't!" Zuko

"I am assuming Operation 'Say my name, bitch' has not been implemented yet." GM
"True, I think I am going to have to have Ioni go around the towns and make Mnemia a curse word." Zuko
"That's like giving Mnemia her own youtube channel with just the sound.  She has to hear all the shit that happens to people."  GM

The Idea:
"We need to find these motherfuckers.  The range on Kadon's Essence sight is yes.  The range of his vision is holy fucking shit. I vote, I stealth Kadon, Mnemia grabs Kadon, throws him up in the air, with a bit of a spin, he doesn't blink for 6 seconds, he takes it all in, we catch him.  He goes into memory and goes drlrlrlrlrlrlr! And scans the shit out of it and Enhance.... Enhance....." Zuko
"I like that plan." Kadon

"18... 36.  When I exert myself." Kadon on Awareness charms
"Fuck you sir.  Fuck you right in the face.  That is still and insanely good roll." Zuko
"You make baby Jesus cry."  GM

"As I thought this up, I was like, we have to come up with a name for this cuz I have a feeling we're gonna do this a lot." Zuko
"The Surveillance Satellite?  The Manned Drone.... Oh man, I can't believe I am going to say this about myself.... but...  The Predator Drone, clearly." Kadon
"Unseen Predator Drone." Zuko

"Once we've been here for 20 years, the rate of inflation is just gonna go through the roof!" Mnemia

"Do we wish to go and commence Mega-Death?" Zuko

"Real quick question, how high did you go?" GM
"Not high enough to leave the bubble." Kadon
"Alright, cuz that would have been funny." GM
"No, no it wouldn't." Kadon
"That would have involved us looking at each other going ... huh.... We're screwed.  That would have been, you threw, you fetch it bitch." Zuko

"No, bad Kadon. Stoppit! *snap*" GM
"Did you just snap at Kadon?" Ioni
"He's like a puppy!" GM

"These are insanely creepy monstrosities, how are they mingling with the crowd?" Zuko

"Oh dear lord GM, the amount of times that people masquerading as us have just gone in and demanded stuff and got it.... if you stymie us from doing it, I will end you!" Zuko

"You come into the room, they tell you to stop." GM
"Hehehehe... so who wants to dance." Zuko
"Things that aren't going to happen, Part One." Kadon

"The re-incarnae thingy thingy of the black... Ebon Dragon.." Ioni (Everyone but Ioni was confused, don't worry.)
"... WHAT?" Zuko
"Oh God bless you Ioni." GM
"What did she just say?" Zuko
"Wouldn't the thingy thingy of the Ebon Dragon be a demi-urge?" Ioni
"No!  The fetich soul of the Ebon Dragon would be a 3rd circle demon trapped in Malfeas - Okay, I think she believed they were searching for the fetich soul of the Ebon Dragon, and that obviously it was one of the council members." Zuko
"Or trying to collect the demi-urges before we can get to them." Ioni
"Yeah, I'm not so sure on that." Zuko
"There was a leap of logic there... Possibly a suicidal leap of logic." Kadon
"I've got traction!  I'm clawing my way back up the cliff.  I'm sorry, I had a real life botch in my brain.  It happens." Ioni
"Uhm... my .... my brain!" GM
"Ow.... that hurt my brains!  Ow.... well boys, if you see my penis, try to distract it with some cheese.... ow..." Zuko

"You could go for the confusion angle and drop your pants." Mnemia

"I can have 21 extremities in total to flick."  Zuko

"Well then, there's really only one thing... I'll take a half step back... well then... I will drop my pants - Distracting Finger gesture technique!" Zuko

"As you recall, I once dangled my crotch out of the back of an airship as it left an undersea hangar, that was being swarmed with a fuckin' Underworld Army." Zuko
"Yeah, cuz it was fuckin' funny!" GM
"It's still pretty funny." Kadon

"As I move forward, I unhook my belt, cuz... look, I know how to get out of these pants really quick.... Onto a handstand and the shirt falls off over my face as I'm doing this, but it's kinda thin and I have heat vision so I'm good... and my legs will bend down, grab the seat of my pants from my ass and then straighten themselves up, pulling my pants up, letting my dick flop out and I will start helicoptering that shit.  In their direction."  Zuko stunting.
"I have never been more glad to not be in combat." Kadon
"Gonna be like, very well, let me allow you to leave with the ceremonial gesture of my people." Zuko
"What the fuck.... siiiiiiiiiiigh Why God.... why...." GM

I don't think anyone expected that move" GM
"True, no one expects the Zuko's dick inquisition!  See the weird thing is... Not that I'm starting combat with my penis.  It's more the fact that this isn't the first time this character has started combat with his penis." Zuko

"Incidentally we should send someone around to collect the pieces of the Evil 4 dot artifact." Kadon
"The what?" Mnemia

"I think that's a two dice stunt... My brain just stopped listening." GM

"19 successes.." Ioni
"...." GM
"It could be worse, it could be 32." Kadon
"Dammit!" GM

"Not killing people is hard" Mnemia

"I task someone to go find Batman.  Batman can find things, go get Batman." Kadon
"That's not his name!" GM

"When you kill him, he moves a lot for a dead man." GM

"I'm sorry, but the brain you are looking for is not here right now." Mnemia

Just ironing the silver-ware.

"Yeah it heard GM rev up for a long explanation and it said 'nope... not gonna put up with this'."  Mnemia

"I understand the words coming out of your mouths.  I just don't agree with them." Mnemia

"I strongly disagree with that statement on its face!" Kadon

"The more artefacts that have 'suck it' in their description, I approve of."  Zuko

"Visions of air dropping war striders with dragon bloods and GM just going 'oh god...'" Kadon

"We should avoid doing that cuz it's dumb!" Kadon

"Put your pants back on, Ioni!" GM
"My pants are on.  They are fuzzy.  Why would I take my pants off while you guys are yammering?" Ioni

"It's akin to me showing up in your house one night, shaking you awake and asking why the mayonnaise has gone bad." GM
"Cuz we don't use mayonnaise much." Ioni

"I think if you could pick all the nuclear fall out as an option, we would use it a whole lot more." Zuko

"Nice?"  GM
"Nice for Mnemia.  She's not killing her kids with peony blossom is she?" Ioni

"If he's willing to lighten the 100 year old requirement for Essence 6, you'll sit in his lap!" Zuko

"Ioni will be all fo rhtis, pull out the nail polish and wine.  Bitch Session!  Not sure why there has to be nail polish."  Ioni
"I will go cry in a corner." Zuko

"On another note, I have no fucking clue what this lunar stone should do." Kadon
"Fuck puppies." Ioni

"Zuko's pants came off!" Zuko
"Zuko, put your pants back on." Ioni
"Don't know what you're talking about.  I'm stealthed." Zuko

"Zuko would be more than happy to smack [the Sidereals] silly.  Even Mnemia would be happy to smack them silly."  Ioni
"Psst... Mnemia stabs, she doesn't smack." Zuko
"I know!" Ioni

"I forget, did we ever tell Lytek about bagels?" Zuko

"If I wyldshape pregnant women and bring them into Creation, will their babies have souls."  Kadon

"By and large, she had a penis."  GM

""The two of you were murder bro's." GM

"We'll owe that guy a drink when he arrives." Zuko
"Will it or will it not kill him." GM
"To be determined." Ioni

"Please stay on the line, your cataclysm is important to us.  There are FIVE beings of immesurable power before you." Zuko

"Stop telling us what we already know.  Stop." Mnemia

"Safeguarded against Solars.  Keep distance." GM

"HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?
/find demiurge.cpp -r
Error 404 - Demiurge not found."  Zuko
"Http://google.com?search=demiurge" Kadon
"Ping UnconquereSun.incarnae.us Cuz the UCS is in 'MURICA!" Zuko

"Format://DesignWeaver*.*" Zuko

"As soon as I get out of the eye pod here." Kadon
"Awww, that makes Zuko sad.  Bad, bad Kadon" Zuko
"Terrible pun, I know." Kadon
"Apparently I don't get it." GM

*Kadon makes a failed gobble noise.*
"You raped my ears." Ioni
"I didn't mean to?  Maybe it was legitimate." Kadon

Why is Kadon so wordy!?

Hey All,

The quotes are going a little slow this week.  Mostly cuz I discovered the obscure mixture of work and kickboxing that causes insane lethargy.

In other news, everyone should watch/support the amazing awesome sauce that is Gamers 3: Hands of Fate.  It's produced by a local Seattle group, Zombie Orpheus Entertainment, who also happened to throw a con... why?  Cuz why the hell not!

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And other shows easily watched on the youtubes.

-Ioni

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"Why is your room mate busy?" GM
"Because he is getting naked and doing his naked dance." Ioni
"Okay, I did not need to have that information." GM

"We were at a con.  You have to do the ritualistic con-detox afterwards." Ioni

"I hung out with the Gamers people.  Got drunk with the Gamers people...  Saw titties with the Gamers people..." Zuko

"And ioni pulls out her dice and I was like, oh this will not end well." Zuko

"Scot C. Brown, the guy who plays Leo is the only one of the group of them to actually go through the full drinking game rules as written.  I asked the guy who plays Gary, and he's like 'Oh gods no!! Scott's the only one who got to do that because he's a raging alcoholic.'  When I told Scott that I only got through the first 20 minutes, he put his hand on my shoulder and said 'then you must train harder.'"  Zuko

"You're incomprehensible." Kadon
"Your mom's incomprehensible." Zuko

"All I had was one glass of something, a shot of something and a sip of something else." GM on 'Going out Drinking'
"You and I have very different definitions of drinking.  And mine is kind of light." Ioni

"I heard tequila, something and 151..." GM
"Alright, that's it!  Fuck Skype!" Zuko

"Last time Zuko made Mercury cry." GM
"And he felt good about it." Ioni
"To be fair, she is a girl." Kadon

"Ioni, cuz she is a hotline straight to the Unconquered Sun.  Mnemia cuz her past incarnation used your own children as manse parts..." GM
"I think at one point Mnemia thinks that's all kids are good for as well." Mnemia
"Considering you have the little creepy children who we really should just kill for manse parts." Ioni

"The difference being Raxin  Hsen didn't have to carry his spare parts for a year." Mnemia

"As for Kadon.. well.." GM
"It's not [Kadon IRL] so much as Kaodn... Errr... Karum.. GOD DAMMIT you're both the same in my head!" Ioni

"Assuming she never gets mad at anyone, and never does something she would regret.  You're right, we are perfectly safe so long as the Incarnae act in a completely rational and proper behavior." Zuko
"To be fair, they pretty much largely have." Kadon
"Until they get addicted to the Game!" Zuko

"And then completely bypassing that question and asking what happened to our friend that's not really there anymore but went off on someplace else." Ioni
"Ok.  Time out... just really quick.  So I take it, I had the conversation with Kadon and Mnemia about this.  While we were gone, did Ioni just get really fucking high or take a lot of blows to the head?" Zuko
"It is Nexus.  I think the last time you left her alone in Nexus she got high and drugged on Bright morning."  GM
"I did?" Ioni
"Yeah, you were seeing things for a while." GM
"Those were perfectly legitimate things!" Ioni

"What ever happened to Aboshi?" Ioni
"Seriously?" Zuko
"Cuz someone told me she is being detained in Malfeas against her will." Ioni
"Who.!" Zuko
"A mutual friend?" Ioni
"Whoooo.!" Zuko
"A powerful mutual friend?" Ioni
"Whoooo...?" Zuko
"Oh he just works at an Embassy, don't worry about it." Ioni
"I see."  Kadon catches on.
"How did you get this information?" Zuko
"It's amazing what happens when you talk to people and go out for a cup of tea!" Ioni
"Right." Zuko
"I stepped away to reheat burritos.  What did she say?" Mnemia cuts in sharply
"I don't know why that was funny, but a mental image of Mnemia rolling back in the room with a fuckin' burrito." Kadon

"No no no no!  See, you set up some whores and that's good.  I don't think you've gotten any into Malfeas yet." Zuko
"No, I didn't." Ioni.
"So where does this info come from?" Zuko

"I'm pretty sure we do, cuz Ioni's not smart enough to know who Virumipra is." Zuko

"One issue on that..." Ioni
"Oh?" Kadon
"She may be with a little royalty. And her party may have wigged out." Ioni

"They may be in a bit of hot water due to companions not behaving like companions anymore." Ioni
"Three more euphemisms and I am punching something.  Just Sayin'!  Mnemia, get the sword out!" Zuko

"Shouldn't be more than a few minutes." Kadon
"What.!?" Zuko
"Recovering them." Kadon
"How...." Zuko
"Magic!" Kadon

"Well the problem with that is if her party member Judy Dench is acting up, maybe she doesn't want that person to come back with her, but that person still needs to be pulled out due to well, royalty having their way with them." Ioni
"Yes...." Kadon
"WHAT?!"  Zuko

"And the queen bitch!" Zuko
"No, wrong royalty." Ioni
"Then which fucking royalty are we talking about!?" Zuko
"Uh slightly lower tier, the spawn of Queen?" Ioni
"Oh lovely." Kadon
"The worst fucking idea ever!" Zuko
"We are talking about Green Princes, right?" Ioni

"GM!  You're fuckin' fired for sending the information through this!  Like, fuck you sir!" Zuko on Ioni
"Yeah, uh, Ioni doesn't get to talk to people alone anymore." Kadon

"Look, I don't want to be the dick here, but you're getting the information from there.  Kind of confused how.  You can't summon anything!" Zuko
"I didn't summon anything?  I just had tea!  Again! you miss the purpose of tea!" Ioni

"It's time for a little Malfeus Interuptus." Kadon
"Yeah, let's fuckin' do it.... Oh Jesus." Zuko

"So what do you do." GM
"Obviously keep away from Zuko so he doesn't hit me." Ioni
"Don't think distance matters." GM
"Well it makes Ioni feel better!" Ioni
"Are you within a mile..." Zuko

"You can't tell if I'm speaking Rat or Squirrel.  The languages are similar!" Zuko

"So J'paffing every single one of you people." Zuko

"Out of curiosity... what do you tell them?" GM
"Sup..." Zuko

"Personally, I'm down with the cover story : Kadon's about to do something incredibly stupid.  So really no matter what happens that should cover us." Zuko
"By us, you mean you, Mnemia and maybe Ioni." GM

"Your room mate really fucked you up and not in a good way." Ioni
"Little barf machines decided 'hey, his stuff doesn't belong ot her, that's perfectly ok to throw up on!!'" GM
"So pets will punish you if you are a dick to them." Mnemia
"I was never a dick.... I only threw something at one of them once.  I was like fuck it!  You can't do anything worse to me than you already are.." GM
"Your just inability to learn is just... mind boggling sir... Believe me, there is just noe end to what cats can do that will ruin your life." Zuko

"So if anything goes wrong, we can blame it on a training exercise." Zuko

"Kadon is a training exercise." Zuko
"Especially for my new employees." Ioni
"Apparently I have been having fun and missing it again!" Kadon
"They haven't been using ribbons to keep track either." Ioni

"Y'know, College Co-eds can be forgetful" Ioni
"Too busy putting themselves through college." Kadon
"So don't be surprised if you start seeing yourself in the next generation." Ioni
"NO!" Zuko

"Last thing we need is a bunch of Kadon half cast running around." Zuko

"Look, one way or another, I am going to see myself in the next generation.  It's just going to take some time." Kadon
"And it may also be your daughter." Ioni
"No.  The great thing about a photographic memory is its easy to keep track of!" Kadon
"What if you never see her." Ioni
"Then... fuck!  I need to invent a charm I think." Kadon
"Unfortunately essence sight doesn't do that for ya!  It's not Maury Pauvich sight!" Zuko

"Infallible not fuck my daughters." Kadon
"Incest mendicant spirit."  Zuko

"So Zuko and Kadon come up with goofy names for charms that could avoid incest....  GM goes 'better ways around it!' "Zuko
"It's my job!" GM
"How can I allow for daddy banging!" Zuko

All it takes is 12 successes and we have the attention of the Unconquered Sun. AWESOME!

Next week the quotes may be delayed a bit.  Ioni and Zuko are off to ZOEcon and will be finding new games there to play.  This con is put on by the fabulous makers of Gamers, Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising, and Journey Quest.   Even if you don't live in the US, these people are awesome!


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"Mnemia, why didn't you tell me the super important news?" Zuko
"Super... important... news..." Mnemia slightly confused
"A taco bell opened on University." Zuko
"What?" Kadon

"Their flavor sauces will make your brain shut off.  And make your intestinal tract get furious... with sudden explosions." Zuko
"That's how I usually categorize McDonalds, but okay...." GM
"You also categorized McDonalds as a place to go have sex." Ioni
"When the hell did I do that?!" GM
"Yeah, I don't remember that." Kadon
"You have the transcript." Zuko
"Yeah, I do have the transcript." Ioni
"Fuckin' Obama his ass!  GM, you just go Romney'd!" Zuko

"My buddy got a call from the Romney supporters.  He kept the guy on the line for forty minutes like acting like a true undecided... I was like 'why the fuck could you stand to be on the phone for that long?' he's like 'That's forty minutes he's not talking to someone who could be swayed by that bullshit!'" Zuko

"How is transformer sex game, people." Zuko
"No sex." Mnemia
"That's disappointing." Ioni
"Some transforming." Kadon
"I don't think you're running your game right...." Zuko

"The game made more progress than the last time we played.  Though not for lack of trying on the part of the players."  Mnemia

"Ioni can have the one about tree warriors.  She can make a forest army that fucks people." Zuko
"that's a lot of wood." Ioni

"The previous statements are not intended to inspire culpability in any creature of darkness." Zuko

"If this audit will continue, Zuko will form a Friends of Punching Gaving in the Face Super Pac." Zuko on the list of reasons to punch Gavin in the face audit.
"Must not thinking about elections.... must not think about elections!" GM
"Pretty sure Reaper would invest." Zuko
"How do you figure." GM
"Cuz... it's Gavin!" Zuko
"Pretty sure she would punch you." GM
"Yeah, but Gavin is someone she would succeed in punching in the face." Zuko

"Yeah, my objection to that is a meta objection of 'don't split the party.'"  Kadon
"I totally agree, but we're currently split anyways." zuko
"Fair enough." Kadon
"Is splitting the party in this way going to fuck us?" Zuko
"Not that I'm aware of." GM
"Okay then, go ahead and do that, and if GM throws a campaign ending combat at us, we'll beat the shit out of him." Zuko
"So we all go over to California to beat up the GM?" Ioni
"I cold use a little sun.  Very little." Zuko

"Mnemia, remember the last time you went to California to beat up the GM?" Zuko
"... I have not gone to LA to beat up the GM." Mnemia
"Well see then, you haven't lived, Brother." Zuko

"Also, we need to get Kadon on those prayer wheels and redirect some of those prayers to us." Zuko
"Now I'm paying attention, what?!" GM

"And if the Unconquered Sun notices and comes down, so much the better." Zuko
"Says the guy who stole the alternator from his car!" GM
"It's like the scheme in Office Space.  We're only taking pennies." Mnemia
"Yeah!  Fractions of pennies even!" Zuko
"I seem to recall..." GM
"That it worked?" Kadon
"They would have been caught if the office hadn't burned down." GM
"Unlike them, I can't botch." Kadon
"Also, the instant the Unconquered Sun functions half as well as our pound you in the ass prison system?  Both of our problems are solved!" Zuko

"Zuko is willing to have the Unconquered Sun kill him, if it means he fixes fucking creation and saves it from all this shit we're having to do in his name.  Because at that point, he will have set up the reincarnation engine!" Zuko

"We are going to have the kids checked... for STDs." Mnemia
"GAVIN!" Zuko
"Dude, you assume a great many things about him... NO!" GM

"All the squirrel girls are equipped with chastity belts." Zuko
"Since when?!" GM
"Since I'm not around." Zuko
"I'm fairly certain in the grand scheme of things who probable would have thought of that plan was Scarlet, and I'm talking about the entire group here.  Okay, maybe Ioni." GM
"They're not mine to play with!" Ioni
"That's right, they're mine!" Zuko
"Wow... that's the first time I've heard that from a PC." GM

"Ioni, take an XP for amusing me - first one who hasn't tried to take possession of a gaggle of females, amusing... particularly in your line of work." GM

"Gavin is going to request the same test as the girls since he was an orphan." GM
"He wants to be checked for STDs because he's an orphan?!" Ioni
"God dammit Ioni! Don't make me take that XP away!" GM

"Alright, the Unconquered Sun is riding a Chocobo." Zuko

"... The chocobo is .... Luna." Kadon
"Potentially" GM
"He's got a specialty." Kadon
"True, he does." Zuko
"To ride Luna?" GM
"Yes" Kadon and Zuko

"Greatest entry into an RPG ever... if it had Ride: your mom..." Zuko

*Cat horking in the back ground.*
"It's a vision!" GM
"Your cat has seizures to a beat!" Zuko
"Those were the cats?!" Ioni
"Have to assume so." GM
"That's one of 'em sneezing." Mnemia
"Oh my god, I thought it was something else." Ioni
"What the fuck kind of noise that was human produced do you think that could have been!?" Zuko
"Somebody needed lube." Ioni
"what the fuck!?" Zuko
"What!?" GM
"Oh god..." Kadon
"Ioni, I know...... y'know, I just don't wanna go there.... Just...... learning new shit about Kadon every day." Zuko
"WHAT?!" Kadon
"Things I didn't need to know." GM
"And now you get to picture them." Ioni
"Trying not to!" GM

"Well, let's go piss off an entire Bureau of Heaven." Zuko

"Mnemia's here!" GM
"Yeah, that's not going to make things better." Mnemia

"Oddly enough, of the group, Ioni is not the attractive one!" Ioni
"Also [Zuko] sparkles... just sayin." Kadon
"Someone kill it with Fire." Ioni
"Give if your best shot baby!" Zuko
"I'm asking someone else to kill it with fire... Mnemia?" Ioni
"He holds things still so it's easier for me to kill thins with fire so, probably not." Mnemia
"I'm the one who has the fire, but I'm not there." Kadon

"It doesn't have to be a long journey.  It could be around the Eastern Grove, looking for a four leaf clover." Mnemia
"Alright, we will go on a journey in the Eastern Grove.  We will play follow the leader where the leader is Mercury." Zuko

"Kadon wyld shapes a pub crawl!" Zuko

"I grab the nearest street urchin.  What day is this!?" Zuko
"Hahahaha...ha...  It's the day it should be." GM

"Cuz those troops gotta know when they out there, they earning her motha' fuckin' money.  Now that's a lot of Bitch-merc." Zuko
"Wow, I didn't realize the entire crew is a bunch of pimps and Ioni is the only really Vanilla of the lot of you." GM
"How am I pimpin'?" Zuko
"Squirrel Girls." Kadon and Mnemia
"I'm not pimpin' them out!" Zuko
"Just keepin the ho's to yourself." Kadon
"no no no no, that makes me a playa!  not a pimp!" Zuko

"Sinze they aren't really people, cuz they're dead inside, cuz they are prostitutes, can Zuko steal them?" Zuko
"No - that is some interesting... - "GM
"To be fair, I was allowed to steal a child." Zuko
"Precedence!  Precedence!" Mnemia
"See, this is why I'm always a little nervous about doing that shit." GM
"And no one will notice for like five minutes, I can be done in five minutes." zuko
"Scarlet may have an issue." Ioni
"Just sayin' if I have to, I can.  Not that he normally does." Zuko

"Maybe my price is not money." Ioni
"Mhm." GM
"She's just looking for a really good lay." Kadon
"No, I'm looking for something a little more lasting than that." Ioni
"A reallly... REALLY... good lay." Zuko
"Well there's a shop down the street that sells vibrators.. I'm just..." Kadon
"A little more long lasting than that." Ioni
"Okay, back to the workshop then!" Kadon

"Zis should not go into the 9 fold manse in general." Kadon
"Oh?" GM
"On account of the ticking ag..." Kadon
"That might be problematic." GM
"Maybe she likes that feeling... gets her ready for Mnemia." Ioni
"Wow...  Now Ioni needs to craft a book about foreplay." GM

"If she wants to call me back and disembugger herself..." Kadon
"I though Kadon was in the buggering business." Zuko
"Only so many at a time." GM

"Really, the question you ought to be asking Kadon is, what's your boggle." Zuko

"Sup!?" Zuko addressing a Maiden
"What part of not fully trusting the group do you not fully understand?" GM as the Maiden.
"Maybe you don't fully comprehend is that my group is fully trustworthy and you said 'okay, I'll meet with them'"  Zuko

"Kadon, if there is something going on that I'm missing?  Or just not getting??  IM me or tell me something!" Zuko after Kadon starts clearing his throat.

"You dont' want the Abyssal here?  Okay fine." Zuko
"The Abyssal is the least of my concerns." GM
"Oh please say it was Ioni...." Ioni
"Is it the Slut?!" Zuko
"Uh Zuko, your communicator is on." Kadon
"Ioni will object for 5 minutes before saying oh wait, that is me." Ioni
"One of your party is getting really good at sending messages to your patron." GM
"It is the slut!" Kadon

"Okay, between you and me, she's not really smart enough to understand this plan anyways.  Point is i'm not smart enough to figure out these plans, so I kinda need the nerd!" Zuko

"Out of character, to take what appears to be significant plot point provided by the story teller and killing it, seems a little rude." Mnemia
"I'm just sayin' there's no way this turns out good for us." Zuko
"No it doesn't - unless we make them all out bitches." Mnemia

"Mnemia's kids were supposed to be under out thumbs, they jumped up to essence 4, started murdering puppies and learning necromancy the instant we were gone - these girls are just going to wake up at Essence 9 one day and go ... causality... wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Zuko

"I'm sorry, who brought he kids back? Gavin... this is all Gavins fault." Zuko
"Another thing to the punch list." Ioni

"As far as she knows nothing can be in Oblivion... Although she's heard interesting rumors." GM
*Group breaks down into laughter*
"Nothing can come out of Oblivion... Plenty of shit can go to Oblivion." Zuko
"Hey, we did it!" Kadon
"Seriously." Zuko
"We did that shit 300XP ago!  C'mon!  Man up, Maiden!" Kadon

"Huh?  You're not talking to the nerd, Mercury...  You specifically wanted to talk to me cuz I'm the dumb one." Zuko

"That's right, Sass the deity... This can't possibly go wrong" Kadon
"Whatever, eventually I'll get ghost eating technique and kill her." Zuko

"Let's just say we have enough issues in the world we don't need to open that particular box." GM
"I got a wikipage I can show you that will prove to you that yes, I know exactly how many issues we have!" Zuko
"Don't know what a wiki page is, but Kadon keeps talking about them..." Kadon

"You're forgetting the important thing.  All Ioni needs is 12 successes on a prayer roll, and the Unconquered Sun listens.  Do you have any idea how easy it is for her to get that?" Zuko
"It's more like, you're distracting me, fine, here's your bauble." GM
"Alright, if we're the annoying fly in his ear I'm fine with that, Okay fine, here's the god spear. Blow up this thing" Zuko
"Where's the Death Lord?" Ioni
"Yeah can we be like Thorns, thorns... thorns... thorns..." Zuko
"Would you shut up about thorns already!  BOOM!"  Kadon
"Ioni, we are getting you a cult, and we are just sitting you in a room to just pray and get our problems solved." Zuko

"That's our new game plan, and after it's ... Silver prince... Silver Prince... Silver Prince..." Zuko

"Will you take us to splash mountain?!" Zuko
"Well we figured that out, I am useful once again!" Ioni
"Suddenly this mountain flew out of the sky towards Nexus." GM
"Did it go splash!?" Kadon
"I'm just sayin' I think we have figured out how to solve all problems from here on out." Zuko
"If I can see it coming, I can perfect parry it." Mnemia
"Out of curiosity is dropping a mountain a wyld shaping effect?" Kadon
"No, pretty sure that's a straight up thrown." GM

"So if you say Zuko zuko zuko zuko over and over again.... 50% chance he will do something good." Mnemia

"The next moment she is curled up in a ball bawling." GM
"Is it that time of the month for her!?" Ioni
"You literally made a god cry." Kadon
"Really fighting the urge not to j'paff just to get one in." Zuko